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ceraunophilet · 7 months
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i know i live in a theatre household because as soon as i try and get a cheesestick from the fridge while my dad is making nachos he starts quoting hamlet at me and pointing with a spatula
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shirecorn · 17 days
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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megamyceted · 6 months
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DAD'S MEMORIES, 1/2 resident evil village: shadows of rose, 2022
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sleepdeprivedlilbean · 5 months
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ahhh yes the King of Negativity who ✨slays✨ his enemies 💅
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idk i feel like a post truce nightmare would be like
ridiculously chill??
like he’s just a guy now?
with hobbies nah that’s crazy
he’d defiantly slay in a big fluffy robe and would not gaf about it lol
also i HAD to get him out of that atrocious hoodie like
HES THE KING guardian OF NEGATIVITY
mans cannot be walking around in the same fit as his henchmen like be fr
i’ll definitely update and add more to the current basic outfit i’ve given him but for now he gets a turtle neck, necklace and jeans lol
k bye 😘
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longmaxsilvarg · 1 month
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will forever have a soft spot for chloe cause yeah dawg i get it we can try to avoid becoming attached out of the overwhelming fear of being abandoned again but miserably fail together
#she's not the best person ever#but no one is#and i'm not excusing a lot of her actions#like the way she acted when kate called max will always leave me biting my fist out of frustration#but people love to just stare at the surface n focus on the parts of her that aren't great#n don't bother to wonder what got her there#the part that jumps to conclusions and does things out of pure selfishness#and that part that doesn't really think things through...#like shooting that damn bumper#but i GET IT#putting so much trust and love into people just to have them disappear on you especially if you dont know if its intentional#not getting closure can do SO much damage it's not even funny#n it legit can just make you feel like an idiot when you look back like#why did i try so hard just to end up alone#like this girls life went downhill at the age of 14#she just like me fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭#no but#it's hard not to feel like the worlds against you#even at the end she acknowledges that she's been selfish#SO#i don't like believing that she chooses to be this way yknow like#i truly think that she believes acting like a hardass all the time is the only way she'll be able to get by anymore#she lost her dad n then max n then tried again with rachel and then lost her#i'd be fuckin insane too#girl just doesn't wanna be hurt anymore#there's better ways of coping and acting but overall i get where she's coming from#n ill always save her bc i genuinely believe that she deserves a second chance#to live her life and find happiness again#life is strange#chloe price
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akkivee · 3 months
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so from that kuukou sasara chapter from dod, kuukou’s ascetic training regimen goes something like
early morning waterfall training for an hour
meditation sessions
cardio via running thru forest terrain
walking thru fire and coal
midnight waterfall training
sleep for three hours and then rinse and repeat
no meals
all this for a week straight
and part of kuukou’s first bio was how he bested his father in presumably this regimen so i wonder where shakku taps out lol 🤔
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renaoriflamme · 1 year
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Shilial and Lilial Zahard
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Another piece i did for the TOG server annual art contest (yeah its been a while lol i forgot to keep updating here xD) and this time is both Lo Po Bia Shilial and Lilial because i cant draw them in different paper hahaha. This is watercolor on A5 paper, yeah bigger than the other where i only used A6 paper xD aldo i love how vibrant and colorful it is <3 not paid promote but ffs white nights watercolor really put every other watercolor brand i have tried in shame. I want to do White tbf but i left most of my watercolor stuffs @ parents house esp my tracing pad ugh so i gotta wait till i got them ;w; also i will do Traumerei next along with white
Also im curious would yall like this type of watercolor illustration turned into poster? if yes and yall have any concept idea yall want to see, feel free to fill this form! <3
also some cheebs im working on as im trying to do cuter and more lively style approach
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Traumerei and Shilial one is my favorite lmao hahhaa they are so cute fr, i was so fucking shocked when Traum flipped off to Gustang i thought it was a fan edit lmaoooo also Shilial is my expression in the #raw_previews in tog server straight W.T.F.
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Just know the urge to rewatch the breakfast club is plaguing me and it’s entirely your fault what have you done to me /j lol
LOL DUDE I was literally just talking with one of my sisters about how I'm kind of itching to rewatch that movie now lmaooo you *should* you should actually!
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Person A, an alcoholic: [leaves an empty bottle of vodka on the crossroad a block away from their house while making their walk of shame at 7 AM]
Person A, to themselves: I wonder if Person C will notice I’m drunk.
Person B: Oh, so, you’re the reason Person D wouldn’t give me a ride today? Because they want to punish you?
Person A: Yeah.
Person B: Wow. Why won’t they just get a drink and chill, fucking Christ.
Person A: WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING!
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twistedappletree · 9 months
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ngl i think one of my ex-girlfriends might be in witness protection???
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theres-a-bea · 1 year
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chief justice bryan wing will never beat the deadbeat allegations ever
you know it's the truth.
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kaeyachi · 1 year
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gonna talk about kaveh thru the tags in case people dont wanna get spoiled
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livvyofthelake · 5 months
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my new purse that i specifically wanted to be big enough to hold a book, nay, not just any book but city of bones, is coming in handy now that i’m about to bring city of bones into my sister’s graduation…
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algolagniaa · 5 months
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about a video where a really little girl is asking why it’s man made and not people made or woman made. how were you not aware you asshole I had screaming meltdowns about this constantly and YOU hit me about it and continued to say sexist shit
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xx-justsomeguy-xx · 1 year
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diothach hallissey ig
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roseofcards90 · 1 year
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BRUHHH WHAT
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