#lmFAO

[gamingally]

Jit thinks he can swim

[obsessivebisexual4tevan]

*If* Tommy is at the bachelors party, I need a scene where Buck is so intoxicated he forgets Tommy is there, and he keeps telling Eddie that he needs to call Tommy... just for Tommy to be behind him and remind him that he is already there.

Que Buck's shit eating grin and a very loud "ohhhhh, I missed you."

[sainz5516]

IM WHEEZING CHARLES' FACE 😭😭😭😭

[etherealxn]

"well people didn't know you were dating"

"yea we didnt tell them"

IM SORRY THIS CONVERSATION IS REAL. I CANNOT GET OVER THIS. I LIVE IN A REALITY WHERE THIS IS TRUE OH SOMEONE HOLD ME.

[customboytoy]

cis guy friend is starting testosterone soon and wants me to help him with his T shots because he knows I do mine every week. forcemascing a cis man was not on my 2024 bingo card.

a cis guys gonna have weird t shot experiences before me hey followers can u kill me please

[sharonisthebettercarter]

BILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~<3<3<3!!

WHEN ARE YOU DUE--

and he's so happy about it too~<3

. . .

or is about the shoot the baby daddy in the balls for not calling him

*needs the baby daddy home before supper*

[biohazard-4ever]

Leon when people call him "Baby":

[lesbian-arthur-pendragon]

something something jaewoo blehhh

[viraldom]

Poor girl couldnt figure out where I was lol

[psycohousecat]

If you feel that your mind is succumbing to the lure of the void be sure to bring lots of treats and catnip .. 😱❤️😱

[shutinthenutouse]

[knightofleo]

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

forgot to share this the other day

[nynehells]

shoutout to neopets economics