#wooo!! wheee!!!

[love-aholic]

♧Lackadaisy♤ has brought me back to my electro swing phase and I forgot how much that genre SLAPS!!

Seriously I forgot Jamie Berry and the Bart&Baker remixes and now I'm being sucked right back in baby!!

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

cannot stop thinking about Niffty and Vaggie chilling out playing darts together

except it's with knives, and they're giggling, and it's with Vaggie holding her permanently got-impaled-by-heavnly-steel hand up to the dart board, and it's Charlie walking right as Niffty takes her throw

Charlie: "Hey guys! Husk is wondering if you want another round of-"

Niffty: (throws knife through charlie's gf's hand)

Charlie: "-ffffffffaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaAAAHGHGHGHGH?!!!?!"

Vaggie: "Wooo yeaaaaahh!"

Niffty: "SCOOOOORE! Oh hi Charlie~!"

Charlie: "AArGH???"

Vagige: "Babe you gotta come check this out."

Charlie: "VAGGIE WHAT THE- what are- your HAND-!"

Vaggie: "Cool huh?"

Charlie: "C O O L ?? You've been impaled!!!"

Vaggie: "Yeah I have, that's the point."

Niffty: "the POINT... heeheeheee~"

Demon Charlie: "NiFFTy."

Niffty: (gets grabbed)

Niffty: "AHAHAHA!! I'm in danger!"

Vaggie: "Okay whoa sweetie, maybe don't toast the employee-"

Niffty: "TOAST ME- hrrk!"

Vaggie: "And don't snap her neck either!"

Charlie: "She. HURT-"

Vaggie: "She didn't hurt me. Look, see? No blood. She put the knife right through Lute's stab wound."

Charlie: "....and that's a GOOD thing???"

Vaggie: "Sure! She got a hole in one!"

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "A hole... in one..."

Charlie: (drops niffty)

Niffty: "Wheee-!" (SPLAT)

Vaggie: "Babe? Uh, Charlie..? Where're you going?"

Charlie: "Bar. I'm.... getting another round of drinks from Husk."

Vaggie: "But you haven't even asked what we want-"

Charlie: "It's not FOR you." (staggers off)

Vaggie: "...."

Vaggie: "...Did I just traumatize my girlfriend?"

Niffty: "Naaaah, the trauma was already there, we just POKED at it enough for her to go cry all over Husk's countertops about it."

Vaggie: "So I should probably let her do that huh."

Niffty: "Once she's done crying, THEN you can hug her!"

Vaggie: "Or I could go hug her right now..."

Niffty: "OR you could let me see if I can put a knife between each of your fingers AND get a hole in one!!"

Vaggie: "...i guess... venting to other people did help her out a lot last time..."

Niffty: "Hole! In! One!"

Vaggie: "Hole. In. One."

Niffty: "BLOOD OR GLORY!!!"

Vaggie: "TRUST AND ACCURACY!!!!"

Niffty: "AND KNIVES!!!!!!!"

-at the bar-

Charlie: "It's gooooood she's gotta close friend, y'know? It is, so grrrreaaaat that they're bonding. Throwin'... throwin' knives right through her new unhealing and eternal puncture wound....."

Husk: "Wait the fuck, they're doing what now?"

Charlie: "....another something that Lute and heaven did to her....that I wasn't there to stop from happenin'...."

Husk: "Shit."

Charlie: "An' now she's playing parlor games with it! Yay!"

Husk: "This is the least fucking 'yay' I've ever fucking seen you."

Charlie: "That's like, free therapy for her though! Right!?"

Husk: "No, but this is."

Husk: (pours drink) "Here."

Charlie: (takes bottle) "Thank- hic-s!!"

[the-monkeies-girl]

WHEEE FUCKING WOOO I’m sure someone else has thought and written it but I want to write a Five x reader where he tells them his name ( or at least the name we all headcanon him having ) like one of the few times he’s emotionally distraught with reader and actually lets his guard down

[misc-obeyme]

RAHHHH AKWKWJDJF I DID IT, I FINALLY BEAT OG !!!! WITH LESS THAN AN HOUR TO SPARE BEFORE NEW LESSONS

except hard lessons

PRACTICALLY A YEAR AND HALF OF CONSISTENTLY PLAYING (AND LIKE FOUR YEARS SINCE I FIRST DOWNLOADED THE GAME), IT'S DONE !!!! IT'S OVER !!!!

and i feel strangely bittersweet. man, not to get sappy but like. i never would've expected to be where i am now. I've made so many cool friends ?! I'm back into drawing and I started writing ?! I'VE GOTTEN OVER MY FEAR OF COMMISSIONING PEOPLE, AND HERE'S ONE I LITERALLY GOT TODAY !! (FROM VINYXZZZ ON TWITTER)

like as crazy as life feels, obey me has been a constant the past while and has a chokehold on me, and my favorites have tumbled around on the list. But Mammon has been there since day one. I will be old and gray and his photo will be faded in my wallet. but maybe I won't have a wallet anymore so it'll be in a picture frame instead.

RAHH I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL OKAY I'M SO EXCITED FOR NEW LESSONS TONIGHT

minor spoilers ahead for lesson 80??

also the fact that only solomon remembered Mammon's name like 🤨 why's that mister sorcerer man? because you're in lo- *gets dragged offstage*

also the last chat with all of them, and asmo says "more like significant other" in response to solomon asking if mc is okay, and mammon freaks out "DON'T SAY THAT". thinking about this in my mc's story, and instead I'm like

"mammon the three of us are literally in a poly relationship"

"...the great mammon was just testin' ya! Don't want the two of you forgetting you're both mine just because you're both in the human world!"

DAAWW WAIR WHAT IF GETS SAD AND JEALOUS THAT MC AND SOLOMON STAY TOGETHER IN THE HUMAN WORLD 😭 ANGST!! OR IG HURT COMFORT BC THEY'D TOTALLY REASSURE HIM ONCE HE ADMITS IT!! actually they summon him every night so they can all go to bed together <3

SORRY IT GOT LONG OKAY I'M DONE WHEEE BYEEE

- ✨ anon (only bc I'm attached to my sign off ngl aksjd)

WOOO I'm glad you were able to finish OG!!!

Listen, when I think too much about all that Obey Me has brought into my life, it's like a weird thing that my brain cannot understand. Like I remember first downloading it and being like hm okay we'll see about this demon game, seems kinda ridiculous.

And like YES it is, but it also caused this blog to happen! And I'm a sad lonely person who made a ton of amazing online friends because of this game and I have so many lovely anons talking to me and people reading my writing and !?!?!?

It seems crazy sometimes to think all that came from this silly game! So I totally get you. I'm so glad that the game helped you make friends and start to draw and write again!! I think it's so great to have that thing that inspires us, no matter what it is!! And I love how we can all just talk about this game and connect with each other, no matter who we are. IT'S SPECIAL 😭

AH that commission is SO CUTE.

LOL I love when parts of the story feed our own headcanons and story ideas laksdjf.

I love the idea that Solomon and MC just summon Mammon to the human world every night, what a bunch of cuties!

How would your MC and Solomon deal with this when it comes to the NB storyline? I mean, do they just keep the secret from past!Mammon? Does he end up getting really attached to them without really understand why? I think it'd be hard for MC to have one partner who knows everything and the other one who has no idea...

[mugenloopdalove]

Thiel facing things that should cause extreme trauma: wheeee wheee hehe wheeeee wooo

Thiel being rejected: it's the end of days. This is the most horrible thing that has happened to me. I have to disappear forever now

[mrcharredcorpse]

ohh yeahhh wooo woohooo yippeee haha yeahhh wooooo teehee hoo hoo hee wheee wahooo hohoho awww yeahhh yeahhhhh

[the-doodleer]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! I’m as gay as ever!! ~\(≧▽≦)/~

[ratintank]

2/3 free art

this one is for @axisthewolf

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[trupowieszcz-moved]

theres some rare night bird outside my window screaming and scaring off the usually active at 3am long tailed tits so i guess happy pride month to that bird

[applepienation]

hello i just want to share that im drawing kita rn for my event and i cant stop laughing bc the amount of stereotypical articles of clothing that i drew for his outfits is astounding

[sunnygang]

so i have tumblr dashboard infinite scrolling OFF because fuck that. and my NEXT page button has disappeared.................wtf tumblr is this because i am using adblock? ill die before i turn off adblock on tumblr on my fucking pc

[vampireschan-remade]

wheee wooo love my bf

[tennessoui]

How about: fake dating and unexpected virgin? 😏

wooo wheee ok this is giving me like so many vibes but what i'm thinking for this is.....

48. fake dating + 90. unexpected virgin

same age padawans/knights obi-wan and anakin are pretty good friends. not like scarily close or anything but also not enemies. they get along. it's a fun time. they trust each other with secrets they don't tell other people.

obi-wan is desperately in love with anakin, but it's whatever. it's a fun time. it is.

it gets marginally less fun when anakin approaches him and begs him to pretend to date him for the entirety of the mission they're about to go on because he needs to make this senator jealous, he's been in love with her since he was a kid, and this is his chance to be with her, but he needs her to not think of him as a little kid anymore.

and obviously being caught with obi-wan's tongue down his throat will bring about that realization.

how can obi-wan say no? it's going to be incredibly painful, of course, but he's been thinking about kissing anakin for years. how could he ever turn down the actual opportunity?

cue them doing the most convincing fake dating ever because they're just so comfortable with each other and obi-wan suggests practice kisses and anakin originally shies away from the idea. but then later, they do kiss and anakin just melts and becomes very addicted to kisses and eventually he confesses that he's never been kissed before, but he really likes it. it's just that he's been saving himself for the great love of his life.

(obi-wan of course pulls back to respect his boundaries, but anakin won't let him go far. "but, um, actually i've been thinking that---that i should know how to do this stuff so i'm good at it when, you know. i get together with her."

"with the senator," obi-wan clarifies.

"yeah of course," anakin responds already reaching up to connect their lips together again, and obi-wan knows this is hurting him, he knows a lightsaber to the brain would be kinder, but he can't stop himself from giving anakin whatever the other boy wants. even if it's not him.)

[chipster-321]

So something delightfully frightful happened in the City of Keller recently.

Thankfully the city workers have a good sense of humor. After that post was made, people started to show up to snap selfies with Vicki M., so the page shared them. I only put in a few.

(I blacked out the names for privacy. )

Eventually the police were called…leading to this lovely public service announcement!

Everyone was having their fun until PLOT TWIST.

Vicki went MIA! But then an even BIGGER PLOT TWIST

LIFE SIZED VICKI WHEEE WOOO WHEEE WOOO

Thankfully the teens behind the appearance of Vicki showed up and explained. (Blacked out names for privacy again) Vicki M. Is actually named Millie! (But Vicki M. is arguably a much better name.)

But wait…then who was the life sized Vicki…and where did the real Vicki/Millie go?

…

[dukina]

Daisy: Aww... I cut my finger.

Donald: *runs* WHEEE WOOO WHEEE WOOO WHEEE WOOO

Daisy: What the-

Donald: *stops and put a bandage to her finger*

Donald: *leaves and runs again* WHEEE WOOO WHEEE WOOO WHEEE WOOO

Daisy: ...

[nyarados]

WAHH IM LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY WOOO I HOPE YOU HAD AN AWESOME DAY

WHEEE THANK YOU MIEKE 🥺🥰💖