#worst guy ever

[joyousanarchist]

i literally cant draw im sorry

I've been desperately trying to draw for like a month other than a commission (which I'm still waiting for the payment on), a faceclaim, and some shitposts. this drawing is literally based off of a joke in a group chat im in abt this one cronus fictive im friends with having "child bearing hips" and "big tiddies with a slutty waist" so. yeah. -🪡

(i should be posting some cronus stuff soon if i dont explode before.)

[another-clive-blog]

"I am merely healing my inner child" -Clive Dove, causing more destruction than any other character in the Layton franchise

[mihrsuri]

@nocompromise-noregrets @herawell the first one is Norwich Portrait Vibes

[majimassqueaktoy]

Makoto really worked at the same parlor for nearly 20 years, just in hopes she could meet Majima again one day.....

[teningosui]

i just miss him guys (has to study for 3 exams which are all in one day)

[dizzified]

OH YEAH AND A REDRAW OF AN OLD CHARACTER REF I DID, WORST MOST AWFUL MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE BRAT EVER, CORVID CORVET. EVIL WATER GOD WHO'S SCARED OF VACUUMS AND IS A CERTIFIED SOCIOPATH

CEO OF "My mom told me to do it."

[foopdeloop]

whats the worst achievement in genshin impact and why is it this one

[c4rdz]

watching the dream video with baz after we watched the pjo show its the funniest watch party yet

[denjidenjiji]

I wish to be have this level of gender.

Gonna get top surgery in the future trust!!!

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox has terrible taste in men. Like between Alastor, a canabalistic serial killer with the worst haircut I've ever seen who is both aroace & so emotionally constipated and egotistical that he can't even FRIENDZONE you because that'd be showing weakness, and Valentino, a fucking serial abuser/rapist who is so fucking stupid and bull-headed that you have to scream in his face to make him listen and even then only understands what you're trying to tell him after you've gone through a step by step process of the most basic ideas, that man can NOT catch a break dear god-

His taste in women is pretty good tho Velvette's great :)

[lazylittledragon]

I've been loving your domestic life Astarion and Dorian comics! Both the actual content and your drawing style are so good!

No pressure to answer at all, but I'm super curious how Dorian would have handled being a sea horse dad? Like super uncomfortable gender disphoria or glowing and loving it?

thank you!!!

i think he probably would’ve just vibed through it? elf gender roles are funky and he’s not really ‘gender conforming’ anyway so i feel like he’d just be chill about it

also there would be a Lot of knitting to do as a distraction

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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[strawbie-doodle]

havent drawn all of them in a WHILE ✸

[naitsu]

you think he ever made a fursona?

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[transalfredpennyworth]

remember: you can always improve a ship by making them both as stupid as possible and incapable of communicating in normal or sane ways. 100% success rate