I think I've been watching too much hermitcraft
Last night I had a dream where Mumbo came back from his break on hermitcraft and Grian literally would not leave his side. They were chilling in Mumbo's vault. Mumbo was digging and building and Grian was laying on the floor, simply chilling, when 4 wigglytuffs from pokemon come crashing in and start fighting them
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youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either.
and is also still, sort of, a sex flower
from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way
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Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...
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two nonsensical undertale / deltarune dreams i had the past 2 days. i drew the bits i do remember. the dreams were probably really cool but i barely remember anything
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I had a dream I pegged max last night and honestly he was really into it
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So there was one night we're I just watched the perfect concoction of videos. They were videos about how people are moving to tumblr because twitter is a shit show and a Docm77 video
Well that night I had a dream about how on Doc's new video he talks about how he made a tumblr because twitter is falling into hell and he had the link to it in the video
I woke up not realizing it was a dream and tried to find his tumblr and the youtube video I watched with the link and was unsuccessful
I was sad but continued about my business for the next couple of weeks until today when I learned he actually does have a tumblr
APPARENTLY MANS HAD A TUMBLR THIS WHOLE TIME??? BRUUUUH
I don't know what's real anymore akxbjshxkxjs
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btw i hope every single person that ever treated that time dream found tommy’s disc by using the sounds in minecraft to locate it like it was creepy and obssessive c!dream doing it dies a really horrible slow painful death slash srs
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but also, "is this too easy?" and the relative ease with which Saga got out of the Dark Place kind of deepened my suspicions that the Bright Falls-Watery area is entirely encased within a Threshold. that the Oldest House has "gone dark" not because of the Hiss invasion or Northmoor, but because the whole area is cut off from "outside" and is living in its own little circle of hell. you could call it a. well. a game theory, even
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i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot
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Had an interesting dream last night involving werewolves, where for one section of the dream I WAS the werewolf. Then, for the next, it went back in time and instead dumped me in the role of the people who were hunted by the werewolf
A bit of a mindfuck honestly
Later on I was instead in a sidekick role, and I remember being so… frustrated? upset? angry? because my (werewolf) friend was giving me advice about which job offer to take, because the one I wanted was “all about short term benefits” acting like it was all so simple, and I was like “yeah because YOU aren’t expendable. I’m going to die, honestly probably sooner rather than later. So why the fuck would I plan for a future that won’t even happen?”
Woke up and just sat with that for a moment
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