#wrecked steve

[ofmd-ann]

So uhh I've been watching 'Wrecked' for the first time 👀

[grumpykt]

[follows-the-bees]

I love the Ste_e Rhys Darby Cinematic Universe

Steve getting hit by a chair 🤝 Stede getting hit by a plank

[dildofaggins]

if i had a nickel for every time rhys darby played a character named ste[d/v]e that had a short lived relationship with an extremely attractive goth pirate who wore leather, had long flowy hair, wore eyeliner, and smoked then i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[wrensgeekyvibes]

Steve...My Guy

I’m in Season 3 of Wrecked and I have to say thank you to the people who brought us Steve and his entire explanation of “Bush Pants.” The little bush pants dance he does is 1000000% worth repeating in my mind for a few weeks. 

His back has got to hurt from carrying the show. (Though the rest of the cast is great but Rhys is -chefs kiss-)

[steveybucky]

Sometimes I think about the ending of Endgame and remember that it absolutely did NOT happen because Steve Rogers would never leave Bucky Barnes all alone in the world

[artiststarme]

After the Upside Down and the hospital stays and the murder allegations, Steve and Eddie bonded. But Steve has an awful gaydar and Eddie has low self-esteem so neither one realizes the other one is interested. They flirt, awkwardly touch each other fleetingly, and neither one can tell if the other is interested!

So Robin and Steve start scheming for ways to make Eddie interested but it only serves to make him more frustrated. In turn, Eddie forces Wayne to help him seduce Steve. He goes to his uncle like, “I’m homo, I’m horny, and I need help!”

They realize they like each other after Robin and Wayne run into each other while spying on a date they helped their dinguses set up with each other.

[wrecked-fuse]

old doodle

🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪  

[funforahermit]

"You get how this works, right? I mean I'm just gonna keep shocking you every time you do that"

Rhys Darby as Steve Rutherford (and Jonno Roberts as Declan Stanwick) in Wrecked 03x03 and 03x04

[jotiko]

no but listen

it would be so so funny if Steve turned out to be good at D&D

but only because he somehow manages to roll what he needs 9 times out of 10 (sometimes he rolls atrociously on purpose, just to fuck with kids)

like he would make mundane/silly choices for his character (who is also a pretty ordinary guy) sometimes on purpose but usually because he is not very imaginative or is still confused at times

the party, but mostly Dustin, roll their eyes, sigh and whine that he is getting nowhere but then Steve knocks the skill check out of the park and everyone is losing their minds

Eddie is having a blast

(also Steve would so be the kind of person who flirts with DM)

[sherlockig]

[thehappyfeminist-22]

I just finished watching Wrecked last night and I couldn't help myself.

[weird-an]

Steve sees that Billy is freezing. He's only wearing his denim jacket, his lips are pale and his teeth are actually chattering.

"Here, have my scarf." Steve wraps his black cashmere scarf around him. His jacket is warm enough, he doesn't need it.

"It‘s ph-phine, Stebe."

He can barely make out Billy's words, because he's shaking so much. That man would never admit to needing anything, even if he is bleeding and dying. Or freezing to death.

"That's enough, we're going home," Steve decides.

"I‘m not c-c-cold," Billy insists. A few snowflakes fall on his mullet.

Steve groans and wants to stomp his feet like a toddler. "Then I am cold. Let's go."

"You are s-s-uch a p-p-pussy."

"Yeah, yeah." Steve grabs Billy's ice cold hands and drags him towards his car. Walking through winter wonderland with a freezing Californian is a pain in the ass.

At home he makes them hot chocolate with marshmallows, drags Billy to the couch and wraps three of the biggest, softest blankets he can find around them.

"I don't need that," Billy tells him when Steve gives him the steaming mug. He scowls at the drink until he takes a sip from it. Chocolate sticks to his thin mustache. He hides his grin when Steve turns around, but Steve saw it.

"Do you wanna watch a movie?" Steve asks when Billy finally sinks a bit further into their nests of blankets. Steve has won this round.

Billy shrugs, leans over and rubs his cold nose against Steve's neck. His icy hand slips Steve's sweater. Steve tries not to squirm at the cold.

"We can warm each other's dicks," Billy suggests. He sounds tired and not up for it at all.

"Sure," Steve humours him, rubbing Billy's back. That's the trick. Agreement with Billy's denial on the outside, working against it on the inside. Billy doesn't move.

It only takes seconds. Steve manages to grab Billy's chocolate before it slips out of his hand.

Billy is snoring against his skin, nose still cold. Steve wraps the blankets tighter around them.

_____

Majorly inspired by @wrecked-fuse

[ineffablecollision]

Rhys Darby as Steve Rutherford