#xcom snake

[spaceferren-comics]

Changed the snakes color palettes

[xenosthetechnomorph]

TECH SNAKE POWER

Comm for @khodyviper.bsky.social

[badroyarts]

Torque is a cool snake.

[xcommatriarch]

Incorrect quotes generator, but it's Victor and Jake aka the Resistance DJ shenanigans

Yes. Yes you are.

The amount of times Jake got punched in the gut by Bradford actually lowered by a lot since he got together with Victor. Ah, my little snake son acting like a good negotiator he is, mom is very proud.

^ literally happened. It's canon. I was there, I'm a witness.

Sorry, Jake, the only thing you are getting is a rapidly developing relationship with an ex-advent snake twink. There will be a smut episode if you behave.

...there will not be a smut episode. Jake, I am so sorry, your boyfriend is a dumbass.

[foxiehanna-serpent]

A drawing I made of an XCOM Viper last year. She seems horny.

Yes, this is a polydactyl Viper.

[moonbasetycho]

[maykitz]

when the snake women in xcom grab your lady soldiers and force them down on their knees while constricting them with their tails it's kinda

[bungerc0re]

I don't like xcom or 2 really i find non deterministic strategy games unfun but theres some pretty good snakes

[bite-girls-for-girls]

ok for reals why is there zero porn of the codex from xcom why is it all snake with tits

shes cute and all i do like the snakegirls but digital firewall/ghost girl is soo good i should get to bite her also btw

[lunarlagomorph]

remember when xcom 2 came out and they were like "oh the thin men? they were actually hot snake girls. bet you feel real stupid right now."

[twokinds-es]

Tribal Snake

Relacionados: Snake Anatomy (boceto) y Viper Vacation, Raine se cruza con XCom Snek, y a diferencia de Flora lo que le llama mas la atención es que una serpiente tenga cadera, aunque por el ángulo de los ojos realmente se esta fijando en otra parte de la serpiente XD, boceto sugerido por Cogwarts Castle.

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(Salu2 de Spark)

[citrus-feline]

Anyway on a similar note. People pointing at Vipers in XCOM as the "gotcha horny gamers!" card is really funny. It means nothing to think the Vipers are hot. There's no room for "hear me out". They are just hot. End of story. Now. Come with me on a journey of looking at other types of XCOM enemies. You have so many choices in so many different flavors. People can and will find basically every single one attractive.

I'll use myself as an example. I would fuck a Gatekeeper. "Niko that's just an orb". No you dumb fuck. That's an orb with mind control powers and tentacles. You are a fool if you do not see how people may find that attractive. You don't need to see it as attractive for yourself to understand it. The real question is why a Gatekeeper would do anything but kill me on the spot. That is the real conversation. But you are too bent out of shape and shallow minded that we cannot have that conversation. No, you are distracted by the snake tits. Open your mind.

[companionwolf]

Cobalt?'s inner safe place--

Okay, so it's the Commander's Quarters from XCOM 2 as the like...base for the room, but it's very obviously inside of an in-flight space ship (it's not on the ground, this is important); otherwise it very much does look like that room.

If you're not familiar with said room...

(My version is... absolutely not 1:1, so some of my descriptions of it won't map to the screenshots much/at all).

Uh, the rest is under the cut for length.

There's one brown bookshelf on the right wall, and another on the wall near the entryway (also brown).

That double bed has a blue weighted blanket and our constellation blanket. Also a lot of pillows. Above the bed where in the game the gun would be mounted is a flag with our personal system unity symbol. There's a small side table built into the wall by the bed on the left; there's books & stuff on it.

Along where the ceiling meets the walls at the top all around is christmas string lights; the general light in the room is low and ambient. There's a long sort of oblong window like thing to the left set in the wall in that space between the bed and computer desk area; it reveals a view of space, often looking down at the earth (this view can be closed if and when it's not wanted).

The computer...station sort of area is more of a typical desk; it has a lamp, 3 big monitors, a coffee mug ('the commissioner is doing a great job!") with some pens in it, and a light up keyboard as well as a desktop computer chassis (somewhat under and to the side, there's room to hide under the desk somewhat comfortably).

In the sort of center of the room is the lounge area; there's dark colored couches surrounding a dark colored coffee table that has various items like game controllers and toys in the table's little shelf things; you can press something on the table's top to make a screen rise up out of it for playing games or watching things.

The only door into the room is like an airport bathroom kind of door; you slide the little latch thing to the left to lock, right to unlock.

The room's PA connected intercom + accompanying microphone (not the part!) are to the right of the door. To the left is a switch for the overhead lights and a mechanism for controlling gravity (it is like the locks in SOMA-- turn and push in to have gravity, pull out and turn to turn gravity off.)

There is a comfy friends Flareon plushie on the bed. I thought...well, I'm not Cobalt. I mean I am. But I'm not. It's complicated. But he likes Vaporeon. And other hims (like uh, I think Cobalt-3) like Jolteon. So I thought...yeah, my fave can be Flareon.

There is a large potted snake plant in the corner where the wall behind the bed and right most wall meet.

The bookshelf on the right wall is regular books & ttrpgs; the bookshelf on the wall near the door is a blaseball merch collection/shrine/etc.

Faintly there is sometimes the sound of indistinct but friendly voices on the room's speaker system (not the same as the PA/intercom); this is a imagined discord vc-- occasionally it will be something else (the 2nd most usual thing is a splortcasting recording).

This is....supposed to be safe place imagery disconnected from the inner world, but I'm not sure if it is or isn't. That's okay. It's still mine either way.

[gengarghast]

The snakes WHAT

COME ON MAN TELL ME WHY NO VIPER DICK IN XCOM

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

If you like XCOM's Vipers, look up Torque from Chimera Squad! Grouchy, sarcastic, extremely proud of being an Earthling (born and raised on Earth, not like those aliens), and a badass dirty fighter. Also, playable!

oh dear

Whisper: Kill me now.

Torque the killer snake lady: You all heard him say it! I'll do it!

Cherub: C'mon Torque that's not a pun >:(

ITS NOT A PUN IT'S NOT A PUN- LET HER KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

me