#oh dear oh dear oh dear

[klein-sodor-bahn]

Come have a drink, darling✨

Guys I am down bad for Mr. Gresley here. I’m so sorry. Like I am mad at myself I fell for his charms. If he would ask me for a dance I would say yes.

[teratomarty]

So my toddler decorated a gingerbread man for me and I just

[enbycrip]

Brilliantly restrained roundup of the slew of evidence that the Cass report is an horrendous, ideologically-driven, transphobic mess

[askingprofduncan]

need you

Oh. Thanks.

[mutbog]

New oc maybe? Yes i named them pin eye and yes its after the jhariah song thank you very much.

[significant-narratives]

mo crosschecked that player in the head while wearing a leafs jersey. he's getting suspended for sure i fear

[variousqueerthings]

Jo: Doctor what did you see?

Three: Fire.

Jo: But why should you?

Three: Well, some time ago Jo, I... I witnessed a terrible catastrophe. A whole world just... just disappeared in flames. Well this machine picked that memory out of my mind and used it to attack me.

[jervis-tetch-my-beloved]

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[somethingjustsouthofbrilliance]

The official trailer just dropped 🙈🙈🙈

[silverfoxstole]

I made the mistake of watching Hotel! yesterday and oh my God…

What the hell was that? And why did those involved agree to do it? I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humour and I love a bit of inspired lunacy but this was like being bludgeoned over the head with a blunt instrument for an hour or so, the whole thing a live action cartoon that was trying desperately to be funny and surreal and failing almost every time. I think I only genuinely laughed twice, at Bradley Walsh’s attempts to make a cocktail and the sight of Peter Capaldi in drag. It’s really only notable for the fact that Paul very obviously has Bush hair minus the queue (it was made the same year as Mutiny and Retribution) and that he and Keeley Hawes play a couple for the second time in three years. The first of course was Our Mutual Friend and I doubt you could find two productions further apart in quality and tone!

It’s on Youtube if anyone else wants to suffer but I don’t recommend it. I felt embarrassed for all concerned.

[thebirdandhersong]

wait. can Kipps see the ghosts

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Waitwaitwait Ghostbur can’t smell?!

[victorluvsalice]

And so it was off to Isle Of Volpe National Park in the Bramblewood, so everyone could rest and relax and enjoy themselves in the sunshine! Alice, who was starting to feel the Fury a little bit, decided this place was a great spot to have some Zoomies and ran off, while Victor and Smiler hung out with the pets, flirting and being silly together. :) It soon became apparent that there wasn't much they could DO with the pets -- there's not that many options for playing with a cat anyway, and Shadow couldn't do much of anything with her cone on -- so Smiler flew off to search Sophie for goodies. They found a couple of plantains in the shrubbery near her base, and left behind in return that talking llamacorn toy that's been in their inventory for AGES. Look, it was a gift from Clement Frost at Winterfest one year, so I felt weird about selling it or recycling it -- but leaving it for a kid to find? That's GOTTA be acceptable!

Anyway -- with that sorted, Smiler began looking for someone to make friends with and maybe get a drink from while Victor did a little cloudgazing, then splashed around in the little fishing pond nearby. They ran into one Brian Pimental near the log bridge, whom they had a little relationship with -- but apparently had never properly met, as I had to introduce them when they flew over. O.o Asking about Brian's career solved that mystery pretty quickly, though -- apparently Brian is an Eco Inspector, which means he must be the guy who shows up periodically to make sure the gang are continuing to use clean energy and maintain a garden of decent size. Anyway, they got along well, and Smiler was able to both get a drink and use their vampiric powers to learn all their traits, while Alice returned from her run to play laser pointer with Kelly and Victor stopped soaking his shoes and pants in the pond to talk with a rabbit --

And then I got the pop-up that FINALLY clued me in as to what was going on with Kelly. Telling me that she was in labor.

Cue me stopping DEAD and yelling at my screen "WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT?!" XD Yeah, so, as it turns out, Kelly was in the family way all this time! And while I certainly didn't tell her to breed with anyone, I think I know how it happened -- namely, Kelly is one of those cats who will periodically wander off-lot on their own adventures. I think she must have come back pregnant from one of THOSE, as I believe that is a risk with an unspayed cat! Which is why you have to spay and neuter your pets AS SOON AS POSSIBLE people.

Anyway -- with me reeling from that revelation, and with kittens on the way, I figured it was best for the gang to head home. Alice finished up playing with Kelly; Smiler finished up with Brian; and Victor finished up teaching Shadow how to lie down (as you can apparently teach pets to do things while they have cones, which feels -- a little wrong?), and with a final Van Alton kiss to mark the occasion --

[true-king-of-monsters]

Jaune can have a small psychotic murder spree. As a treat.

He deserves it, tbh.

Hell, just cause I'm a Soul Calibur aficionado, let's have him test the Relic of Destruction like how Cervantes tried out Soul Edge aka slaughter an entire port town in a single night.

[askingprofduncan]

hi im the original shitting anon and I just wanna say the second ask wasn’t me 😭🙏 I was quoting a lyric at you 😭😭🙏🙏

OH. SO THERE ARE MULTIPLE SHITTING ANONS.

[notthehardtyres]

People have let things slip, now and then, sometimes whispering where they think he can’t hear them, sometimes laughing it away like a dream or a fairy tale. His parents make light of the fact that there was a sorceress at his naming ceremony, because there are disproportionately many sorcerers and witches and so on in the tiny kingdom of Monaco; they remind him that a fairy came to Lorenzo’s naming ceremony, and he himself remembers the conjurer who came to Arthur’s and how he’d seemed to pluck flowers in brilliant hues from his sleeves for all the children present.  

But Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc is fifteen years old the first time that someone says to his face that he’s predestined.