You're so cute when you're salty <3
/j !!!
This is what I look like when I’m being salty
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make no apologies. this is fucking funny
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Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.
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Growing up asexual is actually so funny because all of a sudden people all around are like ‘oh my god what if I don’t know how to kiss??? I have to practice!’ And start doing unhinged things and the whole time you’re like
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Eddie’s live-streaming as he paints a miniature. He’s very focus on it so he’s only half-listening to what Steve is saying as he putters around the room.
He does tune back in when he hears Steve say, “Say what you want about my dad. The man died doing what he loved.”
Eddie, not even looking up: What’s that? Fucking someone other than your mom?
Steve:
Steve:
Steve:
Eddie, looking up at him:
Steve: Working.
Steve: Asshole.
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Thinking about how differently the boys degrade you in bed.
Because Price degrades you with his words, being the traditional man he is. It's when he's already got you pinned underneath him taking the full length of his cock, like such a good slut, as he'd put it. His rough hands pawing at whatever skin he can grab, with him its passionate: filth at its finest. He's mean, but in such a way that makes you shiver rather than feel hurt, his words would only have meaning if he wasn't balls deep inside of you.
Soap degrades you with the way he fucks you— if that makes sense. Rough rutting into you like a man on a mission, using and reusing you like a toy for his pleasure. Sloppy kisses and skin stained with the sting of his palm hitting your ass. He degrades you into something made for his pleasure, he loves on you but leaves you sweaty and covered in cum like the sweet fuckdoll you are for him.
Ghost degrades you with the marks of ownership he leaves behind. The bitemarks and bruises that litter your skin after a night with him, his way of claiming you as his own— his property for his eyes and hands and cock only. He degrades you with the way he fucks you dizzy for so long through the night you’re sleep deprived the next morning. He leaves a long lasting stain on your body and mind, turns you into his.
Gaz degrades with the way he moulds your mind. Once able to get yourself off, after long enough with Kyle he has you aching without him— you can’t cum if it’s not his body on yours. He knows how to make you beg, too, deny you your precious release that only he can give you, until you’re on your knees and begging for him to be so kind to let you cum. He degrades your mind into making pleasure dependant on him.
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Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight
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