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sixosix · 1 year
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nishinoya yuu loves his teammates.
he adores shouyou, yamaguchi, and kageyama. (tsukishima is only slowly growing on him.) point is, he loves his junior teammates dearly, and would gladly win and lose every tournament if it means just being with them.
but right now? it almost doesn’t feel that way.
you shift nervously, hoping hinata wouldn’t turn around and see the almost poisonous glare nishinoya is drilling on the back of his head. you can see the smoke coming from his ears.
“um.” you feel sweat trickle down the side of your face on hinata’s behalf. “hinata-kun…”
“huh?” says hinata, so painfully oblivious. he tilts his head, asking, “is that a no? it’s okay if you don’t know how to, i can teach you!”
someone gasps from the sidelines.
an unreadable look passes over nishinoya’s face. you almost laugh at how much he’s resembling a disgruntled kitten.
“i know how to, hinata-kun, it’s just that—”
“shouyou,” says nishinoya sternly, a shadow cast across his face, “please stop flirting with the love of my life.”
hinata’s face drains of color so fast you almost reach out in case he faints right then and there. “nishinoya-senpai!” he cries, horrified, “is it against the—the bro… bro… conduct…? contract?”
“the bro code,” yamaguchi helpfully supplies.
“the bro code!” hinata continues. “is it against the bro code to teach someone’s significant other volleyball?”
“it is very intimate,” tanaka agrees, nodding. “i wouldn’t cross that line even on those damn city boys!”
“since when was there a bro code?” sugawara wonders.
“what’s a bro code?” kageyama looks lost, and a little miffed he’s missing out on what seems to be another rule about volleyball he doesn’t know.
“because!” nishinoya yells, catching the attention of just about everyone in the court. “because i don’t want any of you wooing y/n-chan! only i get to look cool in front of y/n, okay? not even you, shouyou.”
hinata nods, taking his mistake seriously.
“yuu,” you laugh, exasperated and hopelessly fond, “there’s no need for all that. only you look the coolest in my eyes.”
nishinoya freezes, jaw hanging wide open. it is impossible, realistically, but everyone watches in awe as an arrow in the shape of a heart strikes him right on his chest.
“y-y/n…” he sobs, sprinting over to you until you’re tackled. but you’re too used to his antics so you just hold him up awkwardly, unfazed. “i love you! would you really let me teach you volleyball?”
this seems extremely important for nishinoya, so you play along and pretend to consider it. “hmm, i don’t know,” you muse, and nishinoya holds his breath. “are you a good teacher?”
“he is!” tanaka agrees immediately, the number one wingman.
“nishinoya-senpai is the best teacher!” and hinata means it, too. “you’re so lucky, y/n-san!”
“i’m touched to have this honor, then,” you laugh. 
“i love you guys! i’m treating you ice cream tomorrow!” nishinoya continues sobbing and preening from the praise. he turns to you, pointing with a finger. “i’m not going to make you regret choosing me!”
you find it sweet that nishinoya is more than happy to let you in on his favorite sport. he seems overjoyed of the thought of you and volleyball combined. “of course, yuu. i’m looking forward to it.”
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this is so stupid HAHAHA i swear it’s like i forgot how to write anymore. i didnt even want to do my fancy format bc i cant think of a title for this
is this a good time to post? no. am i gonna do it anyway so i can slowly make my way back to the algorithm before posting longer fics even though this’ll flop? absolutely yes.
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hoejosatoru · 11 months
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Got Game? Haikyu edition !
Ranking Hiakyu characters on how good they are at hitting on people. Basically does your fave has rizz or nah? 
A/n: there are sooo many haikyu characters so if I forgot your fave I'm sorry feel free to add them in wherever you want & if you disagree be nice about it or I'll bite you this took a long time there’s SO MANY OF THEM
33. Mad Dog
He’s scaring hoes. No explanation needed.
32. Aone
He was dead last until I remembered mad dog existed. He is scaring hoes as well. But like if someone could give him a chance I think he does have a good heart. He really needs to be introduced to someone or something, bc cold walking up to someone is never going to work for him I fear.
31. Ushijima 
More intimidating that scary, but still makes people nervous. He’s just like super dry and has bad social skills. Does not know how to be flirty at all. He’s cute so I think on occasion there’s girls that want him enough to look past all that but honestly he will almost always strike out unless he has a wingman (Tendo) to help balance him out.
30. Sakusa 
Bro is mean and grumpy. I also feel like he doesn’t really care for random hook ups anyway so he is not trying to pick up people a lot. On the occasion he does see someone he wants to approach, I just struggle to see him being flirty. Like you almost get the sense he is judging you when he’s talking to you. Which, to be fair, he probably is. He is another person who would benefit from having a wingman, though he won’t admit it. He’s getting past Ushijima by the skin of his teeth just because he isn’t as imposing.
29. Kita
Another one who I don’t see trying to approach too many people. I think he would come off as disinterested even if he did find you cute. Would probably try to flirt by asking weird philosophical questions. Does better than Sakusa bc his energy is slightly less intense. 
28. Yamaguchi
He’s just too awkward. He gets super shy and flustered around anyone he thinks is cute. Sometimes gets lucky when he goes for someone who finds his shyness cute, but often is shit outta luck.
27. Tsukishima
Of course Tsukki and Yams are next to each other. Tsukki is another grumpy one, but not as intense as Sakusa. He too doesn’t approach too many people, but more than Kita or Sakusa would. I could totally see him being one of those dudes that relies on being tall for getting girls. Like he thinks he doesn’t have to try that hard since he is over 6 foot💀 I think he flirts by being mean but it comes off too mean or condescending at times. Definitely tries to be more selective with who he approaches though, won’t approach anyone he doesn’t think he has a good chance with.
26. Goshiki
Talks a big game in front of his friends, but gets really nervous in front of the person. Blushes like crazy and trips over his words. Can get past that at times, but flirting definitely doesn’t come as naturally to him. 
25. Tendo
Tendo is fearless, which does help his success rate because he just will walk up to anyone he thinks is hot. Doesn't really get nervous at all. However, he is a little weird (I say that affectionately) so he's definitely not everyone’s cup of tea. Strikes out a decent amount bc of that, but honestly it doesn't really bother him at all. Will just move on to next one. He’s really just there for a good time.
24. Yamamoto
Gets very nervous around girls he thinks are hot. He gets loud when he is nervous which can freak people out. Tries his best, but either comes on really strong or really stiff. Sometimes can get past that if gets hyped up by his friends beforehand.
23. Kunimi
He’s okay at it. He’s quiet and a little snarky, which doesn’t alway connect well. I think if he is able to break the ice and get a conversation going, he has a good success rate. But if he isn’t able to get the person hooked into the conversation quickly, he fizzles out.
22. Asahi
He is like 50/50. He’s the guy who comes up to you and you get super excited because he’s cute, but he can fumble it. If he is in a nervous mood, it is really hard for him to get a convo going and be natural. Those days he is striking out more. If he is feeling confident that day, he has a really good success rate. Again, 50/50.
21. Oikawa
I know this is low but hear me out. Because girls were crazy over him in high school he really never had to try to get someone to like him. Therefore he really doesn’t have good skills in that area, especially when just approaching someone random. I think he would learn fairly quickly, but it would be a tough start.
20. Kenma
He’s kinda shy and doesn’t like approaching people bc he’s a lil lazy( but mostly nervous). However, he’s super smart and if he can figure out a way to get you to approach him, he’ll definitely do that. Can have trouble standing out to people since he is on the quieter side. But circling back to the smart thing, I think he is good at zeroing in on his type & what will get that person hooked on him. Definitely spends some time observing you before he makes a move. His success rate does go up a lot if he has a wingman, but he doesn’t NEED one like some people on this list.
 19. Tanaka
He’s very similar to Yamamoto, but I think he is just a bit better at staying calm. Just a bit. Definitely is nervous to start& can come off a little strong at first, but if you give him a chance he’s able to show he’s a good, genuine guy. Also feel like if he is with a friend his success rate goes up like crazy. Like he doesn't need the wing man to intervene for him, it’s more like having his friend there makes him feel confident and takes away his nerves. This is why he is always begging Nishinoya to come out with him.
18. Matsukawa
Middle of the road guy. I feel like he is bad at opening conversation, which hurts him. However, if someone gives him a chance for a longer conversation he does a lot better. 
17. Daichi
He’s not bad, but he’s also not amazing? Like I don’t really see him as someone who gets very nervous around people he finds cute. However, he’s not super flirty and can struggle to hold people’s interest if that makes sense? Just kinda mid tbh.
16. Koganegawa
He has like puppy dog vibes. He has a lot of fun flirting. I feel like he is a lil bit of an air head, so he doesn’t even realize he should be nervous. But since he has such positive, easy going vibes it’s super easy to talk to him. His down fall is that he can be a little too spacey and forget to follow through, ex forgets to ask for your number or tell you he thinks you’re cute.
15. Kageyama
He’s not super flirty either. But I feel like as he gets older he grows in confidence and gets better at approaching people. Let’s be honest them beautiful fucking blue eyes has him picking up most people he wants. His weakness is sometimes he’s too reserved and the other person thinks he’s not interested. Either than that a pretty solid success rate
14. Akaashi
Honestly bro is so fine he really doesn’t have to try that hard. Similar to kageyama in that he can struggle with coming off too aloof. Still, I think he’s super polite and engaging which makes him charming without even really trying
13. Lev
He also has some puppy dog vibes but I think he is more in control of it. Especially as he gets older he mellows out more. Being a professional model gave him a lot of confidence, but he still is a lil goofy on the inside, so it never comes off as cocky or anything. I could see him trying a little too hard to be suave at times that it works against him. Like it comes off a little disingenuous. But he’s a 6′4 model, he’s not struggling THAT hard to get numbers lets be real.
12. Nishinoya
He’s higher than Tanaka bc I think he comes off slightly less strong. Maybe it’s just because he’s small 💀. But he doesn’t feel intimidating even though he does come on strong. He’s able to do it in a way that’s very endearing. Also once he gets talking he’s able to reel himself in more. He’s also super funny which helps his success rate a TON.
11. Kuroo
Idk why but I can see him wanting to use like pick up lines 💀 like he thinks he’s being smoother than he really is. Kenma tells him he’s being a dork(which he is). He’s hot enough that most people will give him a chance, though. Once he gets past that he genuinely charming and doesn’t struggle to get someone’s number
10. Bokuto
Another one that can come on strong but in a way that works for him. I can deadass see him just walking up to someone and flat out telling them they’re gorgeous. And it feels so genuine(bc it is genuine) and not just like someone trying to get in your pants (even if he is trying to get in your pants). If he strikes out tho it totally kills his mood and it’s hard for him to recover.
9. Atsumu
He’s the opposite of bokuto where him calling you gorgeous sounds like he’s just trying to get in your pants 💀 but he is SUCH flirt oml. I think that can hurt him at times bc he’s laying it on a little too thick. But usually finds a good balance. Can charm the pants off most people if you give him enough time.
8. Aran
Solid flirter. Confident enough to approach you and make conversation without being overbearing. Chill and easy to talk to. Even if you don’t end up going out with him after, you still enjoy the talk you had. Also doesn’t make it weird if you decline him.
7. Sugawara
Suga is so good at getting your guard down. He’s just sweet and genuine you feel at ease with him (it’s those big brown cow eyes). So easy to talk to and is surprisingly funny. Plus when he tells you he works with kids it makes him seem even sweeter.
6. Terushima
And then we have to total opposite. Honestly he should be lower. He comes off strong to the point of being cocky but somehow makes it work. Let’s be honest it’s the tongue ring(he definitely makes suggestive jokes about it). I also hc that he’s super tatted as an adult. I think he does well because he’s superrrrr good at picking out the girls who would be into his vibe. Also like who doesn’t wanna hook up with a bad boy every now and then?
5. Hinata
Listen. This may be high but I truly believe Hinata has good game. So good that at times he doesn’t even realize the effect he is having. I think his favorite way to flirt is getting you to do something competitive with him. Has no issue walking up to you at the beach to ask if you wanna play volleyball with him or even just asking to play beer pong at a party. He doesn’t even really have to try once you agree because he is super good at everything he does (which is a turn on) and you have a lot of fun. Great at asking you on a date without even realizing you’re being asked. Like he’ll say you should go get something to eat after playing together and you immediately agree. Then you’re like wait a second... this is totally date. And you’re very happy about it.
4. Semi
I feel like we don’t know that much about his cannon personality, but he has such a cool vibe. Liken effortlessly cool so you’re naturally drawn to him. Plus he’s super good looking like come on. Really just knows how to curate his look. He’s someone expect to be a little mean but he’s actually a sweetheart. Has you head over heels in no time.
3. Osamu
Atsumu is punching the air rn. He’s got Atsumu’s confidence but is able to keep from being too much. Subtle flirt, but super good at it nonetheless. Loves flirting with costumers who come to his shop because it gets him extra tips but also you keep coming back to order shit just so you can talk to him more. He knows he’s got you right where he wants you. He gets soooo many numbers left on receipts and absolutely will call them if he liked you.
2. Suna
God. This man. He was born to flirt look at him!! He’s so fucking smooth. He’s sorta aloof but he is really able to work that to his favor. Definitely confident enough to just walk up to you and start a convo. He is a good talker but he almost doesn't need words??? Like he can just look at you a certain way and god you’re sweating (in the best way). Easily gets anyone he sets his sights on.
1. Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi has the best game idc. He’s equally hot and approachable. Has plenty of confidence but is never cocky. Truly has a kind, warm aura that makes you feel so comfy talking to him. He’s super smart and funny. Like you just feel like you’re having a conversation you don’t even realize he’s flirting with you but you’re absolutely developing a huge crush on him. The type you talk to and immediately feel like you’ve known him forever. He truly never strikes out. It’s a gift. 
Bonus: Coach Ukai
It didn’t feel fair to compare Ukai to everyone bc he is a few years older and definitely more experienced but I couldn't leave him out. He has INSANE game. Like just look at him. He’s fine, a lil bit of a bad boy vibe, has a heart of gold (LOVES dropping in that he is a volunteer coach with kids). I think he would be sexy n fun flirt like it’s just too easy for him.
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devilstruly · 2 years
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tsukishima kei x fem! reader
summary: basically your wingman and bsf akiteru
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You have been friends with Tsukishima Akiteru for as long as you can remember. He was actually a good friend of your brother's. They were in the same class in elementary school, played on the same volleyball team, and enrolled Karasuno High School together. Akiteru would come over a lot to hang out with your brother while you always tried to stay out of their way. On the contrary, Akiteru was nice enough to try becoming your friend as well. He succeeded of course - the age gap forgotten for most of the time that you and him spent together. He was like a second big brother and best friend in one and you deeply appreciated him for it.
And then you met his brother.
Tsukishima Kei. The ultimate pain in the ass. He was as egoistic as he was tall and he never even bothered to speak to anyone unless it was a life or death situation.
You have tried everything, everything, to get close to Tsukishima. Talking to him during practice, asking about Akiteru, how school was, offering help, literally anything. He just seemed so - people repellent. His answers were always short and vague and his monotone voice was driving you insane. It seemed like the only person he actually conversed with was Yamaguchi Tadashi. Who you've actually made great friends with, so ha! Point Y/N.
You met him in your second year of High School, when he started attending Karasuno and applied for the volleyball club. Daichi had given you the forms to look over and when you saw his name you were beyond excited. Akiteru's brother! What could possibly go wrong?
You haven't given up though, in fact, Tsukishima had started talking to you on his own. But it was mainly to call you short and call you out on doing a shitty job as a club manager. Very kind of him.
He annoyed you to the point where you started calling Akiteru at least once a week to complain. Then twice a week. Then every other day. Then every day. Eventually he just invited you to his place to give you a place to vent since your brother went to Tokyo for college.
'He's so rude! Like- he's always making comments about my 'managing' and how I'm incapable. And I'm sorry to say it but nobody on the team besides Yamaguchi likes him!'
Akiteru let out a sigh as he poured the two of you some coffee while you paced around his kitchen angrily.
'Yeah...can't say I'm surprised'
You let out a frustrated groan for the fifth time in the last ten minutes before plopping down on a chair beside the counter.
'And it's not like I haven't tried being friends! I have been nice! His conversation skills are terrible! And he doesn't want to talk to anyone!'
'Alright hold that thought I'm just gonna go see if he's okay with pizza for dinner'
He put down the coffee in front of you and patted your shoulder before walking towards his brother's room. He was about to knock on the door until he heard Tsukishima's irritated voice speaking a mile an hour.
'I don't know Tadashi! She's just! I don't know! She's a friend of my brother's it's weird! But she's also nice to me even though I have no idea how to talk to her properly!'
Akiteru had to resist the urge to laugh as he listened in on his brother's problems, patiently waiting until he hung up to reveal himself.
'Girl trouble?'
Tsukishima flinched from his spot on the bed and scoffed. 'Excuse me?' Unfortunately for him, the blush on his face didn't go unnoticed by his brother, who looked like he just made a scientific discovery that would get him a Nobel prize.
'There there little bro, Y/N is a great girl nothing to be ashamed of'
'Wh-what are you talking about! I don't like your stupid friend! Get out of my room already!'
Akiteru laughed. He laughed in his brother's red face before smiling mischievously.
The next few weeks have been weird as hell. Tsukishima would greet you with a good morning every day, he stopped commenting on your work and even gave you compliments (very rare though). You called Akiteru to check if you hadn't fallen in an alternative universe by any chance but he just said that his brother has had 'a change of heart' recently. Whatever that meant.
You weren't complaining though, Tsukishima's snide remarks haven't ceased but now it was meant in a light hearted way. He started walking with you to class and practice, and the two of you even shared a few jokes here and there.
After a few weeks have passed, it was safe to say you two have formed a bond. Waiting for each other has become a routine, and he even let you hug him after a lot of convincing.
On one particularly stary night, Tsukishima was walking you home after a late meeting with coach Ukai while you hummed something to yourself. A gust of wind blew out of nowhere and you shivered from the sudden sensation.
'Jeez where did that come from'
You wrapped your arms around yourself, the action not going unnoticed. Tossing his hoodie over your head he kept walking to hide his blush while you struggled under the fabric.
'Wh- rude!'
'You're gonna get cold dumbass. Put it on'
'I'm fine!'
You protested as you caught up to him, already taking of the hoodie to return it.
'Ugh. Can you just not be stubborn for once?'
'Oh like you care'
You giggled as he stopped adjusting the piece of clothing hugging your form and his expression shifted. 'I do care' You giggled once again with a content sigh and peered up at him from his hoodie.
'I know I was teasing. You're such a cute tsundere ~'
'A what- actually forget it I don't wanna know. Let's just get you home'
'You've been oddly caring these days Tsukki ~'
He merely scoffed as you clung to his arm and poked his cheek while walking.
'If I didn't know better I'd say you have a crush on me ~'
To your surprise, Tsukishima stopped in his tracks, refusing to look at you.
'Hm?'
Silence.
'Tsukki what's wrong?'
Deep breath.
'I do'
'What?'
He turned his body towards you as his eyes found yours.
'I have a crush on you'
You stared up at him perplexed. He was about to turn away and deny everything hadn't it been for you pulling him down for a kiss.
'I have a crush on you too'
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white-poppie · 2 years
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Volleyball Papas
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Haikyuu boys as dads
HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!) 
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The moral-story
The kind of dads that try to be as positive as possible for their kids. They got hurt? Everything happens for a reason, sweetheart. They are always trying to teach their kids something or another, be it life skills or academic skills. They are patient with answering their kid's curiosities and repeat them as much as they want, they don't need your help in teaching the kids.
Kid: "Daddy, where do kids come from?" Them: "Go ask (parent)"
Okay, maybe there are a few exceptions.
Akaashi, Kuroo, Sugawara, Yaku, Daichi, Kita, Yamaguchi, Iwaizumi
The Sugar-daddy
The kind of dads who would spoil their kids rotten. Everything is served to the kid on a silver spoon, after all, why not? Their dad is filthy rich. Weekends are the only days they are truly free, so those days are reserved for you and their kids, he has two babies to take care of after all.
Them: "Uhu, don't cry love, I'll get you a real cat instead of the plushie." You: "Babe they are two years old!"
Kuroo, Kenma, Hinata, Kageyama, Atsumu, Bokuto, Iwaizumi
The big and chunky
The big, beefy, overprotective dads. They tower over people easily, carrying their kid in one hand and helping the old lady with another. The kind of dads who are stuck to their kids like glue. Sometimes you have to pry them off so that you can spend time with the kid too.
Them: Uhh..sorry I have a kid and a s/o, I am not interested You and Baby: ehehe *maniacal chuckle*
Osamu, Daichi, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, Aone, Suna, Kita, Semi, Asahi, Aran
The clueless dads
You know the kind of people who don't pay attention in science class and have no idea as to how to take care of an infant? Yep, that's them.
If you on into labour and are in pain, these mfs go "but it can't hurt as and as being kicked in the balls.' stfu boy.
Overall it takes quite some time to understand the whole 'being a dad' thing, but they only mean good.
You: "You brought pads instead of diapers..." Them: "What's the difference?"
Lev, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Terushima, Oikawa, Kyotani, Asahi (he is trying is best uhuhu), Tendou
The cool dads
Listen, they are like any other dads when the kid is small, once the kid becomes a teen, they become the cool dad. The best wingman, hype-machine, barbeque-maker!
They are cool, but they don't miss a chance to embarrass you.
Them: "And remember that one time you pooped in your pants at school and thought you had stinky mud on your shorts?" *sniff* Kid: "Dad...why are you including this in my wedding speech?"
Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Terushima, Tendou
The baby-language experts
They think they understand what the baby is saying when they are an infant. You will see them having a full-on conversation with the child when they can only babble. (spoiler: They do not know how to talk in baby language and end up offending the baby instead.)
Baby: "ADADABAH!" (Translation: Dad you are stupid)
Them: "Mhm, Gugu-gaga!" (Translation: ...eat lady gaga?!)
Baby: *Gasp*"JABAHABAH!" (Translation: (Parent!) daddy is acting weird! )
Them: "MEEBAHAHA" (Translation: Chimpanzees dance on Hippopotamus)
Baby: *screech*
Bokuto, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Sugawara, Lev, Aran
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ADADADADA (Translation: Don't forget to like reblog if you find it nice.)
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Aaaaaah I like this idea a lot! If you have to remain at the desk I could see him visiting you a couple times a day just to check in & maybe bring you some food or snacks 🥺. Also Kuroo is definitely playing wingman for you two hehehehe! He instantly notices the sparks flying between you & Bokuto & he just knows he has to get you two together. What would you do on your first date? :3
I’m not surprised at all that Patchy x Sero is a moot-favorite! You two would be like partners in crime. You would have SO much fun together - like a couple where you know they are so smitten with one another despite or even because of your cheeky banter 😈
My Haikyuu blorbos are Hirugami (he’s my Nr. 1 😻), Atsumu (love me a Libra man), Daichi & I go through phases where I really hyperfixate on Yamaguchi & Semi LOL but I don’t really have any slefship hcs with them. And my bnha faves are Mizushima Masaki, Kiri, Chisaki & Dr Compress 🤭. Let’s go on a Patchy x Sero & Nana x Kiri date, we’d have the best time together!
He's come and ask, even though he knows, where the food is being served, and then asked if I wanted any he's just so sweet! And YES! My relationship with Kuroo is an 'annoying coworker and the poor soul they annoy' vibes. He'll constantly bug me about how stressed I am and how I should change that; saying shit like "You should get yourself laid" just out of the blue on a Tuesday morning, and then I have to tell him that he shouldn't say stuff like that in the workplace ESPECIALLY to an HR person.
But he does a good job being a wingman smh 😤
As for a first date, I think he would be nervous and not wanna overdo anything cause he doesn't wanna scare me off, so I think a movie and then dinner is what our first date will be - we'll also go to an ice cream place too!
And Sero and I are pretty great, and we know it, but don't worry we ain't annoying about it~ 🤭
And Hirugami hmm...? Well, I'll keep that in the memory bank for future use. And a double date with Kirishima is bound to be fun! I can see us going to fairs, claw machine parks, street food festivals, etc! 💛
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unlikelyjedi · 2 years
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Haikyuu!! Pride Headcanons (Karasuno Edition)
It's time for some volleyball idiots!!!
I adore Haikyuu!! Since first watching, it has not left my top 5 shows despite some very good contenders. It's just so good!!! Absolute Top-tier storytelling!!
And also has a lot of really well-developed friendships that can be taken to a logical extreme and referred as relationships.
What I'm saying is (nearly) everyone in Haikyuu!! is gay.
For this first list, I'm doing the Karasuno team. Unlike my other lists, I don't actually have a set headcanon for their sexualities or gender expression for Haikyuu!! So this will all be vibes-based and subject to change even in my own mind.
So, here's my Disclaimer: This list is for fun. I know I'm coming from this at a western view of queer readings and that's not always the correct way to view a work, nor the only way to look at a work. I'm just doing this for my enjoyment. Art is Subjective. Don't take me too seriously.
Okay, if you're familiar with my other Pride Posts, you know what comes next.
Hinata Shouyo (he/him): Pansexual
Originally I considered him just men-attracted, but upon multiple rewatches, I do think he fits the pan sexuality well as it doesn't seem he decides on who he likes based on gender. Gender isn't important. Can you toss to him?? That's what's important
Kageyama Tobio (he/him): Demisexual, Gay
He is gay. And he didn't realize it until he got his heart broken by Kindaichi in junior high. RIP.
He also needs to have a friendship connection before liking someone in a romantic sense.
Tsukishima Kei (he/him): Gay
He's not loud about it, but he's not ashamed either. He likes men. And frankly, he doesn't care about your opinion either way.
Unless you're mean to Yamaguchi. Then he'll fuck you up.
Yamaguchi Tadashi (he/they): Bisexual
Also not very loud about it. He's not ashamed either, but he can admit that sometimes teasing can get to him. Not that he gets teased all that often anymore. Ever since they became friends with Tsukki, the teasing started to die out. They wonder why...
Yachi Hitoka (she/her): Lesbian
I will defend Lesbian Yachi with my life. Unlike most headcanons on this list, I have very strong opinions on this. Yachi likes girls!!! Loves girls!!! GIRLS!!!
Nishinoya Yuu (he/him): Bisexual
I also have strong opinions on this, but only because he's my favorite character and I'm also bisexual. And I must imprint my own life experiences onto my favs. /j
Really it's just because it fits the best for him. He likes girls. Loves girls. Would date a girl. Would marry a girl.
And yet he's in love with a man right now.
Tanaka Ryuunoske (he/him): Token Straight
Title says it all. Will fight for his friends. Will wingman for his friends. Will give his friends dating tips even though he's very very bad at getting the girl.
I hadn't considered it before, but I saw a Trans headcanon for Tanaka and I think that interpretation also works for his character!!!
Ennoshita Chikara (he/him): Queer
Easiest label to say when he tells people. He's just queer. Straightn't, if you will. (Tanaka said that to him once and Ennoshita had to physically hold back from hitting him with a volleyball)
Kinoshita Hisashi (he/him): Unlabeled
He is not straight. That's really all he knows at this point and he really doesn't care to put a label on it, so please don't ask.
Narita Kazuhito (he/him): Asexual
Why? Vibes.
Azumane Asahi (he/him): Non-binary, Gay
I think he's pretty much always known he's liked men, but I don't think he realized he was non-binary until he was out of high school and out into the work-force. That's okay, though. He's got supportive friends and a loving boyfriend that helped him figure it out along the way.
I think he's chill with any pronouns, but most people use he/him, so that's what he says when asked.
Sugawara Koushi (he/him): Gay
The wise gay mentor. He's the person you go to when you're struggling with the Gay Thoughts™️. Helped Kageyama with his crush on Hinata and helped Asahi get the nerve to ask out Noya (but not without an insurmountable amount of teasing).
Sawamura Daichi (he/him): Bisexual
Mostly, men-attracted, but he has liked girls before. Very in love with Suga. Let's him get away with too much, tbh.
Shimizu Kiyoko (she/her): Bisexual
She likes both and has pretty much always known she likes both. Probably dated Yachi a bit before calling it off, remaining friends, and dating Tanaka.
Takeda Ittetsu (he/him): Gay
The Actual Wise Gay Mentor. Suga's great as someone who is a peer to his kohai, but Takeda is the one with more life experience and has the power to help his kids as they're struggling in a world that still has trouble accepting them. He would do anything for them and has gone to great lengths to make sure they feel safe.
Ukai Keishin (he/him) Pansexual
Said he was bisexual in high school, but then discovered the pan label later in life and felt it fit better. Gender isn't important. He'd be just as whipped for Takeda even if he was another gender.
People are still shocked when they learn he likes men and is dating a man, but nobody gives him shit for it because he looks fairly intimidating.
There's the Karasuno team!!
Next time: Everybody Else, Basically!!!
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beanst0ck · 4 years
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1. “ Are you lost? “
i used a prompt from this prompt list!
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“ aRe yOu lOSt BAbeYGoRL? “
IM SORRY THATS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND LMAOO—
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I POST THIS IDK WHY IT GOT DELETED 😭
i haven’t written in so long!! this is my first haikyuu one shot so i hope i wrote him correctly :’)
also, thank you for 100+ followers! as a small thank you im working on a small kuroo oneshot smut cough cough
(f/d) : favorite drink
(c/n) : country name
pairing: tsukishima x reader
word count: 1138
cross posted on my wattpad
The bustling halls of Karasuno were filled with students idly chatting near the windows while others walked quickly to get to their destination. Everyone seemed like they knew what they were doing, meanwhile you stood in the middle of the hall nervously shaking. It was an active area, which made you feel out of place.
It was a new school in a new country. Safe to say, you were completely lost.
You hesitantly began walking, hoping you'd be able to find a teacher to direct you to where your classes are. Right as you turned a corner your face came into contact with someone's chest. You quickly fumbled back, momentarily losing your footing.
Before you could fall though someone grabbed your wrist and pulled you forward, helping you regain your balance. You quickly spewed out some apologizes and thank you's before rushing off in the direction you came from, not having the courage to look the person in the face after crashing into them.
Tsukishima looked at you curiously as you ran away from him. He turned to his friend once he heard him holding back a small chuckle. "I think you scared her away Tsukki," Yamaguchi smiled, feeling bad for the girl.
Tsukishima just hummed in response and walked away, your flustered face not leaving his mind.
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Where's the entrance to the school again... You let out a sigh and place a hand on your forehead. Soon after crashing into that one person in the hallway you found a teacher and they showed you where all of your classes were. Now that school has ended you managed to find an exit to the building by following some students, but you ended up losing where they went and now you're lost again.
You notice a vending machine and decide to grab something to drink. You selected (f/d) and begin your search for the entrance of the school again. Right as you turn the corner, your face once again meets with someone's chest. Unlike last time though you only fumble back a few steps before you regain your balance again. You rub your nose, trying to soothe the slight pain from the impact. "Ah! I'm so so sorry!! Are you ok?" You panic, hoping you didn't spill your drink on the person.
"I'm alright, you don't need to make a big deal out of it."
Tsukishima's eyes widen slightly once he sees your face. He recognizes you from before, even if he only caught a glimpse of you before you ran. He notices you looking around nervously and realizes he hasn't seen you around the campus much.
"Are you lost?"
You feel your body go stiff at his question. "Is it that obvious?" You let out a nervous laugh.
"The last time you ran into me you looked just as confused as you do now."
You gasped, feeling your face once again heat up from embarrassment. "That was you?! I'm so sorry!!" You wanted to disappear from this conversation.
Tsukishima scoffed, "Stop apologizing, I said it was fine already."
Yamaguchi just stared in amazement as his friend interacted with the new girl. By now he would've snapped and called the girl an idiot, but it seemed like he was holding back his rude responses as to not scare her off. "Ah Tsukki! How about you help her? I'll go tell Daichi so you don't have to run extra laps." Before Tsukishima could even respond Yamaguchi walked away, giving his friend a wave and innocent smile.
Tsukishima's eyes narrowed into a glare and he watched as Yamaguchi walked towards the gym. You stood silently, not knowing what to say. Tsukishima sighed, knowing he couldn't leave you alone and confused. He began walking, telling you to follow him.
A couple of silent seconds passed before you realized you haven't introduced yourself to him. "Oh! I'm (Y/n)! And you're Tsukki?.."
"Tsukishima." He ignored the way his cheeks seemed to tingle when he heard his nickname fall from your lips.
You once again apologized, this time for assuming his name was Tsukki. “You apologize too much, is that all you know how to do?" Tsukishima instantly regretted speaking those words, not knowing how you might react.
Imagine his surprised face when he heard you laugh. This time the feeling of his cheeks tingling was very obvious and he knew you'd be able to see the blush on his cheeks. "It seems like I'm always apologizing to you for the stupidest reasons huh? My bad." You giggled, "my first day of school was yesterday so I'm still not accustomed to this school yet."
"Where are you from?" Tsukishima couldn't bring himself to give you a small glance, not wanting you to see his still slightly red cheeks. Instead he kept facing forward, seeing the school's entrance coming into sight. Knowing the conversation he was having with you would soon end made him feel upset, and he had no idea why.
"I'm from (c/n)!" You continued to talk about about your country and Tsukishima listened.
He found himself slowly loving the sound of your voice. He listened as you talked about your favorite food and all the things you would do back home. He noticed the way your eyes seemed to light up each time you mentioned something you loved. When you stopped walking he snapped out of his trance and looked around, noticing you two had arrived at the school's entrance.
"Well, thank you for helping me find the entrance Tsukishima!" You gave him a smile, wishing you could give him something more than just a thanks for all his help. You began walking away from him but stopped when he spoke again.
"Tsukki."
"Huh?"
"Call me Tsukki." Tsukishima turned around and began walking towards the gym before you could catch his red face. He could sense your smile seemingly grow bigger and he only wished he could've seen it.
"I'll see you tomorrow Tsukki!" You yelled and turned around to walk home, a noticeable skip in your step from your happy mood.
Tsukishima found himself silently thanking Yamaguchi for making him help you.
Bonus:
Nishinoya and Tanaka rushed to Tsukishima as he entered the gym. Tsukishima blinked in confusion at his upperclassmen's enthusiasm.
"WE HEARD YOU WERE HELPING OUT A CUTE GIRL TSUKISHIMA!"
"WHY DIDNT YOU BRING HER HERE?-"
Their multiple questions were interrupted by sugawara smacking their heads. Sugawara scolded them for bombarding Tsukishima with questions, even though he also wanted to know who managed to tolerate Tsukishima long enough to ask for help and not get rejected. Meanwhile Tsukishima was glaring at Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi held his hands up, "I only told them you were helping someone! They spied on you through the window!"
Tsukishima ended up having to deal with the team's teasing the whole time they practiced.
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saudade-mayari · 3 years
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Hi! I’m new in your blog and your dating Satori really hooked me up😫 can you perhaps do a Kei Tsukkishima version? 🥺 thank you if you’ll do it❤️
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Dating Kei Tsukishima
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Tsukishima x fem!reader
warnings: sfw-none, nsfw part is after the cut so minors dni, 18+ content, time!skip, aged!up and soft!Kei, dom!Kei, possessiveness, overstimulation, mentions oral sex (f! receive) and size kinks
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SFW
The first few months with Kei felt awkward. It was as if both of you are still being stiff into the relationship. He was shy, but he makes sure he's never in denial. You have always watched his game since 1st-year high school but never did you once confessed to him. Daichi, Koushi, and Asahi would always tell Kei to take you home, but he tends to ignore it, thinking you might not love him like how he does. It was all until both of you are in senior years and started dating.
Yamaguchi was the happiest when he heard the news that you and Kei had started dating. Bby Yamaguchi went through a lot as your wingman, and I bet he was so stressed about it!!!
Everyone thinks Tsukki is salty and rude, but in reality, he's just a touch-starved man who makes all kinds of excuses to hug and kiss you. He's talkative, expressive and he even smiles a lot whenever you're with him.
Kei gets jealous real fast. He hates whenever someone tries to get your number or offers to take you to the classroom. Kei would pop out of nowhere like some fairy-godmother beside you, giving his classic smug look, his hands snaked down to your waist and thoroughly looking down at the man trying to hit you up. "I think she made it clear she can manage on her own."
Of course, it's funny and cute. You sometimes find yourself teasing him, and Kei would be in his typical stoic and aloof self. "What?"
"You're jealous" He would go back to writing his assignment or whatever he's doing. "I'm not."
"You are. Come here. I love you." He loses it whenever you do that. For him, it's something sentimental, something calming.
Collecting some rare dinosaur figurines with Kei has become a mandatory guilty pleasure. You can't change my mind.
You would often get help from his big brother to pull off the surprises you plan- it all failed too.
With Kei as your boyfriend, you can't keep anything from him. ANYTHING. He knows your body language, your expression, every slight flinch of your brows, every change of expression. He knows it. He's best at reading you.
As a middle blocker, his hands go anywhere, and you know he's intentionally doing it. Those hands are for later.
Studying with Kei is almost a routine basis for both of you. Usually, he holds your hand while he reads his books.
Kei is not a sucker for public affection, but whenever he can, he kisses you randomly, hold your hand tight, and sometimes he would even snake his hands around your waist. He hates seeing the look of other guys Kei tends to give it to you as well.
He likes going for picnics, lots of polaroid collections with Kei that both of you never missed. He'll lend you his headphones whenever he takes you home and even gives you his own playlist set.
NSFW
As I said, it's already a middle blocker thing. Kei's hands could get really LIKE EVERYWHERE. Be it under your skirt, your shirt, and whenever you're alone with him, he loves caressing your thighs with a smirk plastered on his face because he knows you're just trying to suppress yourself from moaning.
He loves making out on the couch, even sex. He was never a sucker for size kinks, but whenever he sees himself much bigger than you, he loves to peg you down and take you slowly.
Tsukki loves to take things in control. He's dominant, and you could rarely win in a game of dominance with him. Whenever you're on top of him, making out on the couch, those hands would reach your neck, slightly putting pressure while making sure you grind hard on him. Oh good Lord, his grip on your thighs would definitely mark.
After making sure you are hundred percent comfortable in your position with him, he would command you to move, push yourself to his fat cock with a slight pang on your core. "Yes, princess, do it for me." "Good girl."
Kei would blush real hard as soon as you started moaning as well, feeling the rhythm of him inside you. "You're so wet for me. Only for me."
Kei loves to leave marks around your breast or any sensual part of your body. He'll feel so proud doing it, marking you in many ways possible, especially your thighs.
He won't let it end there tho. You'll soon find yourself sitting on the couch, your legs wide open, and Tsukki licking your core while he massaged it with his fingers. It turns him on whenever you drip down the couch, releasing a lot for him, and that man will surely overstimulate you. 
"Kei.." You tried to whisper with much difficulty, but that smug look that was almost natural for him glanced at you with playfulness. What a teasing bastard. "Yes, princess, what do you need?" You can't answer, still clouded by the thoughts of his fingers inside you, but you managed to give a moan that you want him. He'll place a kiss on your forehead and sweetly smile at you. A gesture he always does. "All you have to do is ask, princess."
Kei's aftercare would mean you have to wear his oversized shirts, and you can't say no to it. It's his love language. After that is some good pillow talk, endless exchange of I love yous, and he would rest on your lap until he falls asleep.
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azucanela · 3 years
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For inspiration how about tsukishima and the phrase "you're not supposed to be here" 😋
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[03:25PM] tsukishima kei + “you’re not supposed to be here”
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It’s purely coincidence. It must be. It easily could’ve been anyone else that left their jacket in the very classroom that Yamaguchi managed to corner Tsukishima in, literally anyone else would’ve been preferred too. Alas, the world works in mysterious ways.
And instead, it is Y/N L/N who walks in on quite the scene.
Tsukishima doesn’t love them. But a small part of him knows that he could, Y/N seems like they’d be easy to fall in love with, much unlike him. Because while Y/N is the airy, light, breathless feeling that is falling, Tsukishima is what comes after, he is hitting the ground at full force, he is the pain that comes after falling. 
Or at least, that’s how he sees it. 
Yamaguchi seems to have a different perspective, one that he refuses to drop despite how many times Tsukishima has attempted to force him to drop it. To simply disregard the single offhanded comment he made about Y/N, because a compliment from Tsukishima was like when the stars aligned. A complete and utter rarity. 
“Yamaguchi,” Tsukishima sighs, bringing a hand to his temple, “can we not do this right now.” Irritation is evident in his tone, but that’s nothing new to Yamaguchi, who stands before him, brows strung together.
“You complimented them.”
Tsukishima gives him a dull look, one that says, so what if I did? But Yamaguchi doesn’t want to leave it at that, leading Tsukishima to reply with a simple, “I don’t see why that means you have to confront me.”
Yamaguchi huffs, “Tsukishima, you haven’t complimented someone since... since Lia from middle school!” He throws his hands out into the air, a vivid gesture in an attempt to empathize just how big of a deal this is, but Tsukishima pays no mind to it as he stares down at Yamaguchi.
“I don’t see how that’s relevant.” 
“You liked Lia!” Yamaguchi cries out, exasperated. He’s not unfamiliar with Tsukishima’s tendencies. Particularly his tendency to be very much in denial about his feelings (I mean, look at how much he “hated” volleyball). 
Tsukishima raises a brow, scoffing, “no I didn’t.”
Okay so that was a blatant lie and they both knew it, but Tsukishima was definitely not going to admit it. Not that he needed to of course, seeing as Yamaguchi had tried to pull wingman for his friend until Tsukishima told him not to bother. 
“Yes, you did.” 
Scoffing, Tsukishima looks to Yamaguchi, “fine. I like them. Is that what you wanted to hear?” His voice is strained, about as close to losing composure Tsukishima will get as he finally tugs his bag over his shoulder and grabs his jacket, “I don’t see why it matters when I have no intention of dating them. We’re in high school and have more important things to do.” He turns on his heel, done with this conversation.
And there in the doorway stands Y/N L/N. Mouth gaped open, searching for words.
The room is silent, horribly silent until Tsukishima opens his mouth, closes it, and then finally settles on, “you’re not supposed to be here.” Which is terribly accurate seeing as he had zero intention of confessing as of moments ago. 
“I— I forgot my jacket.” Y/N looks between the two before their eyes settle on Tsukishima, collecting themselves as they speak, “listen—”
Y/N is silenced by the jacket thrown their way, landing on their face and shielding their view from a red faced Tsukishima as he says, “use mine.” Before walking past them.
Okay, maybe Yamaguchi had kinda sorta planned this when he noticed Y/N forgot their coat in class today, but it was for the greater good. Because as he watches Y/N rip the jacket from their face just to chase after Tsukishima, he’s pretty sure it’s worth whatever torture his friend has in store for him. 
And sure, Tsukishima doesn’t love them— not yet, at least— but if he’s honest, upon hearing them call his name from down the hall, he realizes he doesn’t know which is worse: the fact that he could love them, or the fact that he wants to. 
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note: thank you for sending this in! im acc working on a tsukishima request rn hehe <3 i feel like this is bad bc i haven’t watched hq in a while but aksjhdjkashkjd 
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Yn wears Tsukishima’s hoodie to practice
Character: Tsukishima
Warnings: none
Requested: no
Word count 1,008
Reblogs, likes, and comments are appreciated but please don’t repost my works.
Disclaimer: I do not own haikyuu or any of the characters
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Yn being a manager for the karasuno team and all alongside kiyoko and yachi, was supposed to meet the volleyball club for a meeting before the practice game at the school gym they had that day and since it was a Saturday and all she was thankful that she didn’t have to wear her school uniform so she could wear whatever she wanted to, but it was freezing cold outside as snow had fallen the night before and most of her hoodies and long sleeved shirts were either dirty or in the washing machine.
She sighed as she started to look through her closet trying to find something suitable to wear when she suddenly stumbled upon a rather large hoodie hanging up in the back of the closet. Well if it will keep me warm so it will just have to do for today. Yn doesn’t really give it a second thought as she slips on the hoodie frowning as it reaches her knees and it makes her look shorter than what she actually is. She just hoped her boyfriend would not be upset with her wearing his huge hoodie in public as he really was not a fan of public displays of affection. Oh well if don’t have time to wash anything and I really need to get there so this will have to do.
After eating a good hearty breakfast and saying goodbye to her parents and little siblings she heads off to the small tram station that will take her closer to the school.
She finally arrives at the school and she is relieved to see that she has arrived a few minutes early as she was worried that she would arrive late. She walks up to the gym and from inside she can hear the sound of many people running around and hitting a volleyball across the gym and the sound echoed as the ball hit the floor and there was a loud cheer from the guys inside.
She walks into the gym to find that almost all of the guys on the team have already arrived and that they are eating for a few late risers and stragglers to arrive so they can start the meeting and get everything set up for the practice game they are holding.
“Woah the heck happened to you, yn did you shrink all of a sudden” Hinata yells racing over to her and grabbing her shoulders, his eyes wide in alarm. Yn snorts and rolls her eyes as she feels herself starting to laugh. “Hinata, how in the world could I have suddenly shrunk overnight it's just the hoodie looks big on me because it’s too many sizes too big”, she says, putting her hands into the front pocket of the hoodie. Hinata frowns and looks at her oddly. “But whose hoodie would you be wearing if it was so big on you wait for have a big brother you never told us about”, Hinata asks. Yn looks at him oddly. “No it’s kei’s I thought that would be kind of obvious”. “Wait, you are actually wearing tsukishima’s hoodie and he let you”,? Hinata shrieks causing everyone to stop practicing and they all turn to look at them. Yn blushes seeing as she hates that all of the team’s attention is now turned towards her. “Uh yeah we are dating after all you know that”. “Huh how did I not know that”, Hinata yells. “Hey everyone” he yells, turning back to the others. “Did you know that yn and tsukishima are dating and that is why she is wearing his hoodie today”? “Huh” the team yells in shock. “Since when”?! “We literally have been dating for like a month now,'' she says quietly trying to figure out how they did not realize before now. “How did any of you not know I mean he literally walks me to the station everyday after practice while we hold hands”. “We thought he was a wingman for yamaguchi and that is why he walks home with you guys” Nishinoya says. Yn laughs. “Tadashi’s house is on the way to the station so that is why he walks with us and besides he is one of my best friends and he’s like a brother to me there is no way I would date him”.
“Who called my name just now”? Yn turns around and her eyes light up as she sees tsukishima walking in with yamaguchi beside him. “Kei” she says walking up to him. “You would never guess what just happened” she says trying not to snicker. “Oh yeah what’s that yn” he asks with a bored expression on his face. He jerks her thumb back at the team. “These idiots over there really didn’t know we were dating and they thought that I was dating Tadashi”. “Wait are you serious yn how did they think we were dating” yamaguchi asks. “Besides I knew that you two were dating immediately because Tsukki always seems happier when he is with you and I mean you two aren’t subtle when you look at each other and hold hands and stuff”. Yn blushes. “Aww are you really happier with me” she asks tsukishima. “Hush yamaguchi”, he mutters. “Sorry Tsukki” Yamaguchi says with an embarrassed laugh as he walks over to talk to the other guys.
Tsukishima looks at yn oddly. “Why are you wearing my shirt yn”? She shrugs as she takes her hand sout of the hoodie pocket. “Oh it was really cold outside and I had nothing to wear”. She beckons for him to lean down so she can whisper in his ear. “Plus it smells like you”, tsukishima's face turns bright red. “Whatever you dork” he mutters, kissing her cheek and lacing their hands together. “Love you kei” she whispers. He smiles for a brief moment that only yn sees because she knows what to look for. “Love you too, now let’s go, the others are waiting for us,'' he says before heading onto the court with yn in tow.
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calqlate · 2 years
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very specific headcanons of the karasuno first years
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— hinata shouyou
showed up to practice with hairclips and hair ties in his hair in his third year. reason being, he was about to leave the house one day and natsu told him to sit down for five minutes so that she could tie his hair and he agreed. so, ever since that day, it's become a routine for him to ask his sister for help to tie his hair.
would also have spare hair ties on hand (yachi most probably loaned a few from him when she forgot her own hair tie)
the most obnoxious bubble tea drinker. he would get pearls in his drink so that he could have a competition with tanaka and noya to see who could spit their boba ball the fastest (daichi had to stop them).
would make the worst wingman alive. like his ideas of getting a girl to fall for you are all from those cheesy ass movies that probably won't work.
the kind to throw a dice to choose which option to shade in for the mcq questions in an exam
— kageyama tobio
definitely slept through an exam once because he genuinely gave up
probably did either tap dancing or ballroom dancing when he was younger and has never breathed a word about it to anyone because he heard someone back in elementary school say that "only sissy boys dance"
as the youngest in the team, his seniors definitely babied him. like if they went for team dinners and had to decide where they should eat, they would ask kageyama what he wanted to eat. but oftentimes he would just shrug and say "i'm good with anything" and then daichi makes the final decision LMAO
super well-versed in skincare and hair products because of miwa (at the mere age of 11, miwa had been drilling all sorts of products into his head the moment she stepped into cosmetology school) so he has a basic skincare routine. he definitely got teased once or twice about it by his teammates but they end up borrowing his products during training camps.
speaking of miwa, she definitely ranted to him about the stupid things her exes have done. sadly, he still has no clue as to how to not trigger women 💀
definitely has the healthiest sleep schedule among all of the first years. he probably sleeps by 10pm and he wakes up at 5am to go on morning jogs before going to school. the first years have a groupchat and they're always unable to reach kageyama after 10pm and he'll wake up to at least 300 messages involving a whole online game the rest of the first years played at 12 midnight.
super uncultured in regards to pop music. the only songs he knows are from miwa's playlist, and he catches snippets of those songs when he's passing by the bathroom and she's showering, or when she's having a karaoke session in her room. one time, the team went to karaoke and asked kageyama what song he knew, and he then said with a straight face, "bad romance by lady gaga."
— tsukishima kei
makes playlists for every single occasion that you can possibly think of. though, the ones he usually plays are his study playlist, r&b playlist, and "how to not murder your teammates" playlist.
secretly a harry potter nerd. like he bought all the books and the merch. he even has a pair of socks for each house. one time, he wore one pair to practice and tanaka and noya could not shut up about it, hence he never wore a single pair to practice ever again.
everyone knows this already, but he's a huge dinosaur nerd. he collects little dinosaur figurines, merch, and even a whole encyclopedia of them. up till he entered junior high, akiteru got him dinosaur-themed gifts every birthday.
owns a little medical kit (you know, the kiddy one), complete with a stethoscope and doctor's coat. when he was younger, he would pretend to be a doctor and akiteru would be his patient. akiteru had to hold back a laugh every time tsukishima said, "you've been a good boy. here, have a lollipop." because his little brother is so darn adorable.
the worst at making friends. before he met yamaguchi, he was pretty much a loner and didn't converse much with others, until yamaguchi just became his friend after the time tsukishima helped him out from the bullies. yamaguchi's the one who asks tsukishima to get lunch together and hang out after school, and tsukishima honestly doesn't mind not having any other friends than yamaguchi.
— yamaguchi tadashi
has just about everything on hand (ie band-aids, hand sanitiser, gummies, sunscreen, tissues) and he's the first years' life saver
reads lots of manga! specifically, shoujo manga. he has a whole collection back at home, and has a whole bookcase for it. the first time the other first years visited his house, they were shocked to see this, but yachi was super psyched about this and thus she and yamaguchi started bonding over them <3
an excellent baker! tsukishima is a sucker for his cookies and always comes over under the pretense of study dates but in actual fact, he comes over to eat his cookies. not that yamaguchi minds, though, he enjoys baking and sharing them with his friends.
collected plushies as a kid. action figures were the norm for other boys his age, but we all know that yamaguchi tadashi is not like other boys. he collected plushies mainly because he couldn't sleep at night (due to the trauma of bullying) and so his mom bought him one plushie, and he got hooked. he has an entire army of them and named them all. after graduating middle school, though, he kept most of them away in a huge plastic box save for that plushie his mom got for him (it's a little brown bear with a bowtie and fur that has definitely seen better days, and its name is hiro).
— yachi hitoka
writes really aesthetic and pretty notes (yk those that you see on pinterest)! she colour codes them too, and she owns a variety of pens, highlighters, and the lot to do just that.
speaking of her insane stationery collection, she's also drawn to those with fruit smells and specifically buys those for special use, like writing cards and stuff. and she also buys lots of washi tape with the cute prints on it to decorate her cards.
back onto the topic of her notes, she writes really fast and neatly! like the teacher could be rapping some longass answer without writing it out and she's copying it down, word for word (well, to be fair, she uses some abbreviations here and there) and not missing a single lexicon. we stan!
always carries a stick of lip balm around and is happy to lend it to anyone who asks
deathly afraid of playing any sort of video games, including otome games. she's scared of picking the wrong options that lead to the bad endings, so she searches for tips, tutorials, walkthroughs, and gameplays before attempting to play. (bonus: she screamed in pure terror upon getting jumin han's bad story ending 2)
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Haikyuu!! Prompt list trial
HQ!! Prompt list
Words: 3000+ {oops it was meant to be 1000}
Warnings: smut! First time, nervous Yamaguchi, Tsukki bein a wingman?
Pairing: Yamaguchi Tadashi x FEM!reader
Prompt(s): 1 & 4
PART 2 IS HERE
I LOST THE ASK!! But I did copy it down so.. also this was A LOT longer than I intended
"heh, you're awfully close— a-are we going to kiss now?" And "AH! I'm sorry, I'm sorry— I didn't mean to!" With Yamaguchi please? (I was thinking maybe a first-time scenario mayhaps? It's ok if it's not!) thanks!
Yamaguchi never thought that he would be in this situation, ever. To be fair, it was mostly Tsukkishima's fault that this was about to happen. Yamaguchi probably should've kept his mouth shut about being jealous that Tsukki had lost his virginity, mostly because he forgot that Tsukki had no shame asking girls for sex; and also that he would do it for Yamaguchi. He honestly didn't even know how Tsukishima had convinced someone to hook up with Yamaguchi of all people.
"So remember when you told me you wanted to lose your virginity?" Tsukki picked at his lunch with a cheeky grin on his face.
"...yes? Why, it's not that big of a deal." Yamaguchi replied, scared of what his best friend was about to say to him.
"I got someone who wants to help you lose it," Tsukishima quirked a brow as he took a bite of his salad. "You interested?"
Yamaguchi choked on his sandwich, and he had to take a few minutes to get his food down his throat, "you- you what?!"
"Quiet, unless you want everyone in the cafeteria to know you wanna get laid," the blonde said carelessly. "So do you want to or not?"
"I-I..." Tadashi was speechless, trying to spit out a 'yes! Please yes!'. "Er, who is it?"
"Y/n," Tsukki smirked, watching his friend's mouth drop open in shock. "Careful, you'll attract flies."
"Y-you didn't straight up say that I wanted to have sex, right?!" Yamaguchi whispered.
"Nah, I just said that my buddy Yamaguchi hasn't lost his virginity yet and that I wanted to do him a favour because he's too shy and hopeless to talk to girls," Tsukishima mused. He watched the green haired boy in front of him have an existential crisis in the span of a few seconds before he gripped the sides of his own face.
"Is this real? You're not pranking me, right? You're not that much of an asshole," Yamaguchi worried in disbelief, crossing his fingers praying that his luck shone through.
"I wouldn't do that to you," Tsukishima reassured, "Hinata and Kageyama... maybe."
"Holy shit," Tadashi exasperated, "I hope to god that she's not pitying me. Or even worse! She'll come over and she'll make fun of me!"
"She will if you're into that," Tsukishima finished the last of his salad.
"You're not helping," Yamaguchi pouted, "I'm really worried."
"Yams, if I thought that she would do that than I wouldn't've asked her. Y'know, she told me that she thinks you're cute," The blonde packed up his lunch containers, "she also said that you're very sweet."
"What?!" Yamaguchi's eyes were as wide as saucers. Did she really? Is that really what she thinks of me?
"Yes. Pack up your shit, the bell's about to go," Tsukki pressed, throwing his bag over his shoulder.
So now Tadashi was in his bathroom a few hours before you were supposed to come over, his dad's electric razor in hand. He didn't exactly know how to angle his body so he could catch the falling hair on a paper towel, so he just sat himself on the toilet with his mum's vanity mirror propped on a stool.
Once Yamaguchi eventually managed to trim up, (with an unusually long 'is that what it looks like?' period of discovery), he took a shower and made sure he didn't smell. He scrubbed the hell out of his nails, and brushed his teeth squeaky clean. As he nervously awaited your arrival, he cleaned up his room and made his bed. He blushed as he laid out several condoms that Tsukki had given him, remembering the other day where he had to test them to make sure that they fit.
Yamaguchi eyed himself up and down in his mirror, trying to figure out what he should wear, (which he normally wasn't worried about at all). Should I wear boxers or briefs... will she even know the difference between the two? Should I wear a belt, or would that be too much work? Is a button-up a bit too formal for this event? Yes, ok T-shirt time.
The minutes leading up to your appearance made Yamaguchi sick to his stomach, and he tried to calm his nerves by taking deep breaths. Would he be too scrawny for her? Maybe his dick was small and he just didn't know it? Now that he thinks about it, are his nipples a bit weird? He attempted to flatten the cowlick on the top of his head, but it wouldn't comply. A 'ding' from Tadashi's phone makes him freeze, and he glanced over to peer at the screen.
Y/n: I'm here! I didn't know if I should've knocked or not
Yams: I'll be right there! One moment
Yamaguchi dropped his phone and grabbed one of his pillows before screaming into it. He delicately set it back down, and he made his way to the front door. He was lucky that his dad was working late, and that his mum was away to visit a sick relative. Otherwise, he would have a very hard time explaining your presence to them.
"Hi!" Tadashi said breathlessly as he opened the door to his home, eyes meeting with your e/c ones. God, were you beautiful.
"Hello," you replied shyly, playing with the straps of your bag.
"Come on in," Yamaguchi's chest felt tight as you took off your shoes and put on the guest slippers.
He led you to the living room, unsure if he should take you to his room so soon. He went off to prepare some tea, and his mind swirled dizzily. The two of you barley talked at school, and the past week of getting to know you over text just made Yamaguchi fall for you harder. He swallowed a lump in his throat, and brought the tea tray to the living room with shaky hands.
"Uh, I wasn't sure what you liked, so I hope blackberry is fine..." Tadashi rubbed the back of his neck, eyeing the carpet with piqued interest.
"It's fine!" You smiled gently, pulling your cup closer to you. "So anything that you want to talk about before uh, the main event?"
Yamaguchi was glad he hadn't taken a sip of his tea, because he would've sputtered like an idiot if he did, "uhm, n-not really? I'm j-just really nervous, so please take care."
"Of course! We'll go as slow as you want, no worries," you reassured, taking a sip of your tea, "y-you do have condoms, right?"
Yamaguchi stuttered again, "y-yeah". God he was awkward, getting embarrassed over damn latex.
The two of you did some studying to loosen the mood, and Tadashi started to feel just a little bit more relaxed. It was English you were studying, and since you were a speaker you helped him immensely.
"I know, i's and e's together are tricky, even for me. Most of the time the 'i' is before the 'e', but English can be a dickhead sometimes and it'll be the opposite," you leaned over the table to him as you corrected a few of his words. "But other than that, it looks great!"
Tadashi blushed at the praise, and thanked you quietly. He had to take a few moments so he could breathe normally again as he wasn't used to you being so close. His flush reddened tenfold when he noticed that your shirt seemed to have gotten pulled down a bit, exposing some of your breasts to him. He took a sharp intake of breath as he forced himself to look away.
"It's fine, Yama-kun," you giggled. "You can look all you want."
"S-sorry!" He apologized, embarrassed that you had caught him.
"C'mon, you can take a closer look," you pushed your chair back as you stood up to lean towards him, your shirt complying with gravity.
Tadashi was too flustered to speak, let alone look away from the eyeful you were giving him. You used one hand to grip both of his cheeks to pull him forward, causing him to stand up too. You guided his face so he was level to your boobs, and smiled bashfully when he let out the smallest whimper. You pulled his head up to yours, and you leaned in so your noses were almost touching.
"Heh, you're awfully close— a-are we going to k-kiss now?" Yamaguchi gulped nervously at the thought of your lips on his, and he inwardly groaned in annoyance that he was already getting hard.
"If you want to~," you smiled invitingly at him with your pretty e/c eyes as you touched noses with him.
"O-ok," he gulped, blinking harshly because of nerves.
You closed the gap and pressed your soft lips on his, kissing him slowly with purpose. You pulled away for a moment before going back in for a second taste, and you trailed your fingers down Yamaguchi's torso until you reached his waist. You gripped him gently, slowly riding your hands higher and lower. A gasp left his lips once you pulled away, and his cheeks were ferociously flushed.
"H-holy..." Tadashi mumbled, his lips still tingling from your kisses. "I didn't think it would feel so good."
"D'you mind if we head over to your room now?" You asked, chest still rising and falling a little unevenly from the kiss.
Tadashi gulped nervously as he led you to his bedroom up the stairs, trying to hide his erection so you wouldn't make fun of him for getting hard so fast. Once he locked the door behind you, he looked back to his bed where you were sitting, taking off your necklace and placing it on his side table, taking care not to tangle it. You encouraged him to come over with a beckoning of your hand, and patted beside you with the other.
"C'mon Yams don't be shy, take a seat. I won't bite," you smiled warmly at him. "Unless you want me to."
Tadashi blushed as he walked over, plopping down beside you. You turned to face him and tilted your head to indicate that you wanted to give him another kiss, he leaned closer and you gently held his face. He let out a soft whimper once your mouths collided again, and gripped the sheets under him tightly.
"Touch me, Yams," you moaned into his mouth, and Tadashi thought that he was going to pass out at your words.
He anxiously reached out his hands to grip your waist, and squeaked in surprise when you groaned against his lips, opening your mouth and gliding your tongue across his lower lip. Tadashi let your tongue graze against his, and his whole body shivered at the unfamiliar sensation. The green-haired boy tensed when he felt your hand drop from his face to his chest, which was rising and falling quickly and unevenly.
"You alright? Still want to keep going?" You asked breathlessly, toying with the neck of his T-shirt.
"Hmng," Yamaguchi struggled to formulate a sentence, "y-yes please."
"Using your manners at a time like this? You're so cute, Yams," you cooed, gliding your hand down his torso, giving him a peck on the lips as you continued down to his belt.
"C-call me Tadashi," said the young man, blushing profusely, "p-please."
"You're so cute, Ta~da~shi~," you whispered in his ear, sliding a hand between his thighs.
Yamaguchi moaned as your hand drew agonizingly closer to the strain in his jeans, desperately trying not to rut upward into your touch.
You looked into his half-lidded eyes, purring, "can I touch you, Tadashi?"
"Yes," he answered, too quick for his liking. He inwardly cringed at his eagerness, but it was soon forgotten once you trailed a finger over his clothed cock. "Hah~," he squeaked.
You took ahold of one of his hands and brought it up to your breast, squeezing it for him lightly. Apprehensively Tadashi slowly started to knead it, bringing his other hand to cup your opposite breast. He was very gentle with your assets, taking care not to clutch too harshly on the soft mounds. Tadashi had almost forgotten that your hand laid on his thigh, until you firmly gripped his package.
"Hmmgh," Yamaguchi moaned against your mouth, leaning forwards as you leaned backwards to separate your lips. He was about to apologize, for what he didn't really know, but shut up as you peeled your shirt off your body. He had dreams of this happening, and now that it was real he didn't know what to do. Tadashi blushed furiously as you gripped your own boobs, pinching at your clothed nipples.
You peered at him expectantly, but noticing his cocked head you bowed forward and grasped the hem of his shirt. Tadashi felt foolish at the fact that he forgotten he had to take his clothes off as well, and he warily helped you lift his shirt over his head. The boy huffed anxiously as your eyes drawled across his torso, his head starting to spin with embarrassment and insecurity.
"S-sorry if i-it's not what you h-hoped for," Tadashi heaved, shoving down the hot tears that were building up inside of him. He rubbed his arms as if to warm himself, cowering in apprehensiveness.
"Oh Tadashi, you're exactly what I hoped for," you hummed lowly, trailing your hands down your body to rid yourself of your pants/skirt. He gulped in relief and arousal, watching carefully as you rubbed up and down your torso, occasionally playing with the hem of your undies.
You reached forward to grab his belt, undoing it with a jingle. You threw it onto the floor and dove back down to unbutton Tadashi's jeans, licking your lips in excitement. Just the sight alone made him groan, feeling as though he could cum any second. He watched you with wide, curious eyes when you slowly unzipped his pants. You grinned wildly once you finally rid Yamaguchi of his pants, and gently palmed him through his boxers.
"M-maybe you shouldn't do t-that," Tadashi stuttered as you continued to rub his clothed, twitching cock. "I- I don't wanna f-finish too fast and then we c-can't, uh, y'know..."
You hummed in understanding, and slid away from the dark haired boy. Tadashi awaited the reveal of your breasts as you teasingly struggled with your bra, and you saw him lean in a little closer. He watched in awe as you exposed your tits to him, continuing down to your underwear. Yamaguchi gulped when you peeled them off, staring at the slick string of your juices connecting you to the piece of clothing.
Tadashi was frozen in place as he watched you slowly spread your legs open, giving him a show of teasing yourself. In all honesty it looked like he was about to faint from the lack of blood in his face, but that quickly changed when you softly moaned his name. A whimper escaped his lips and he rutted forward into the air, feeling the blush creep quickly onto his cheeks again.
You breathed deeply as you slowly spread yourself open, carefully inserting a finger, and then another one a moment later. You felt so aroused that you didn't think you even needed preparation; still in a little bit of shock that, oh god your crush was in front of you with a painfully hard erection looking at you as if you were the whole world. The fact that you had scored this opportunity was incredible, and you still couldn't believe it.
You met Tadashi's eyes and slipped your slick fingers in your mouth to suck them clean, observing his awed expression, "wanna taste?" You asked sultry, dipping your fingers back into your heat.
Yamaguchi's eyes were the widest they had been all night, and a strangled nod of his head let you scooch forward to him. He nervously opened his mouth, poking out his tongue to suck on your fingers. You felt your cunt clench desperately at the sight in front of you, and you sighed a moan. You took Tadashi's hands in yours and leant backward onto his pillows, letting him trap you with his arms beside your head.
"Hah— f-fuck," Tadashi choked out, grinding his still clothed cock on your thigh. "P-please~."
"Take off your underwear, 'Dashi," you murmured hotly to him, trailing your hands down his back to his waistband.
He struggled with the article of clothing before throwing them to the floor, blushing profusely once he realized that he was completely exposed to you. A groan was ripped from Tadashi's chest when you gave him a few pumps, reaching out with your other hand to grab a condom.
"Are you ready?" You asked. "You can back out at anytime, no judgment."
"F-fuck yes," Tadashi stammered, shakily rolling the thin latex on his fluttering cock.
He let you take charge, taking a deep breath when you grasped his dick and guided him slowly inside of you. Tadashi's mouth widened into an 'O' as he sank deeper into your hot pussy, taking the air from his lungs. A low groan rumbled in his chest, and he gripped the sheets tightly. He couldn't move, he realized. If he moves, he cums. Game over.
"I-I-," Tadashi gasped, struggling to find the right words. "T-tight."
"You can move, Tadashi," you encouraged, trying not to clench around him.
So he did, wanting to impress you somehow. His abs tensed painfully as he fiercely held in his orgasm, slowly dragging back and forth. He heard himself whimpering and he was scared that he was going to start crying. Your reassuring moans didn't help Tadashi from his sensitive state and he cried out as he came, shaking as he emptied his load into the condom.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry— I didn't mean to!" He panicked, lip trembling as he ridiculed himself for being so embarrassing. He hid his face from your gaze by locking his eyes on your chest, focusing all his energy on not crying.
"It's ok! It's ok, don't worry," you soothed, a little surprised at Tadashi's reaction. "There's always a next time," you added shyly, blush deepening.
"—n-next time..?"
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I hate that I love you p. 11
11. Stupid Tsukishima
Series Masterlist
Previous Chapter // Next Chapter 
Warnings: mentions of an annoyingly persistent dude (he’s not in it too much tbh lol), probably some swearing too, and a first time writer’s SMAU so might be awful lol
Pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Fem!Reader
A/N: I love a chaotic wingman Bokuto xD so just a warning: I wrote out a lot of this chapter just cause it didn’t really make sense to have the plot of this part over text haha. I hope you guys like it (i’m sorry if it’s sad!! I promise there’s a happy ending!!!!) but also the team loves y/n so much lol i love these characters ugh. let me know what you guys think :) 
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You watched as people slowly left the gym, Yamaguchi waving a quick goodbye before you or Tsukishima could beg him to join your awkward ice cream “date”. You hated how awkward it felt, how tense everything was between you two. Normally you would feel at home with him, not putting on a face or some kind of front, just being you. And now it felt like everything you had known was crumbling.
“Here,” you held out the jacket that had been on your shoulders for the past few minutes, standing in front of Tsukishima as he knelt on the ground, packing his things.
He raised an eyebrow, shifting his bag on his shoulders as he stood up, “It’s cold out and you didn’t bring another sweater,” he pointed out flatly. “What, don’t want to wear something Bokuto didn’t give you?”
You felt yourself roll your eyes, huffing a little, “I just figured you gave it to me to be a little shit towards him. He’s gone now so you can take it back.”
“I gave it to you to wear. So wear it, dumbass,” he shrugged, starting to walk out the door. “Let’s go then.”
You stood there for a second, still holding his jacket in your hands.
“You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tsukishima so eager to go somewhere with anyone,” Daichi spoke up, standing behind you. You glanced behind your shoulder, smiling shyly as you looked at his jacket in your hands.
“Is that supposed to be eager?” you laughed, smiling up at him. “Honestly? I think he’s just softer inside than everyone expects. But one day, when he finds that special someone, I’m sure you’ll see it more in him.”
Daichi looks at you, kinda confused. As if there was something he thought both of you knew. “Well.. have fun!” He told you, rubbing the back of his neck with an awkward sort of smile.
You nodded and pulled the jacket on slowly before heading out the doors.
If you had lingered a little longer, maybe you would’ve heard Daichi asking the third years about you.
“Isn’t... isn’t she the one that Tsukishima keeps talking about?” Daichi asked, still a bit confused.
“Ya, the one that he spiked a ball at Tanaka ‘by accident’ for talking about?” Asahi asked, chuckling a little at how angry Tanaka got. Coach Ukai had to practically hold him back himself while Tsukishima just smirked like an ass.
“Hmm. Come to think of it, I think she was his phone’s wallpaper for a day too. But that was before Noya pointed it out and then he changed it then and there. Seemed a bit embarrassed about it,” Suga laughed.
But even though the third years were talking about it, they wondered how long it would take for you to notice too.
“Took your time, I’m starting to think you don’t care about ice cream,” Tsukishima muttered as you made your way over to his side, scrolling through his phone absent-mindedly.
“Sorry, I was talking to your captain,” you shrugged, starting to walk ahead. “But I’m ready now! Come on, it’s time for you to buy me ice cream!”
Tsukishima scoffed, catching up to you in a few moments, “As if I’d buy you ice cream.”
“And why wouldn’t you? The best way to apology is through ice cream. Or words, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard you say the words ‘I’m sorry’,” you smirked, smiling up at him. Even though you knew you weren’t fully ready to forgive him yet, and even though his past words still hurt… you really hated this battle between you two.
Tsukishima just clicked his tongue in annoyance, shoving his hands in his pockets. The two of you walked into town in silence, the sounds of cars passing and nearby conversations soon filling the awkward air between you two. You expected him to pull on his headphones and just ignore your existence the whole way but instead he kept them off, looking like he had something to say the whole time. After a while, Tsukishima stopped.
“Hm?” You turned back to face him, stopping in your tracks. “What’s wrong?”
“I need to know,” was all he stated with the same grumpy tone he had on earlier. “What’s going on with you and Bokuto?”
You wanted to roll your eyes, of course there was nothing going on between you and Bokuto. Your lips parted to tell him he was being stupid for thinking you two were anything more than friends, but instead, you heard yourself say, “What does it matter to you?”
Tsukishima scowled some more, standing up straighter and glaring down at you, “It doesn’t.”
“So why are you asking?”
“Curiosity. That’s all.” Tsukishima started to walk again, passing by you with a cold air. You stayed there for a moment, waiting for him to turn back and say something but he didn’t.
“Tsukishima Kei, why do you have to be so obnoxious?” You yelled after him before you could stop yourself. People passing by glanced in your direction but you were too annoyed to care.
Tsukshima paused, turning slowly to face you. Even from the distance you two were apart from each other, you could still feel his glare on you, “I’m the obnoxious one? Says the one who constantly needs my help. In school, in life, with your dumbass admirer.”
“Your help?” You laugh bitterly, glaring right back at him, “You were the one who volunteered for the fake boyfriend position, I never asked you to do any of it. In fact, I told you you didn’t have to but you just love torturing people don’t you?”
Suddenly he was looming over you, moving faster than you’ve seen him do up close before, “Torturing? Says you. You’re the one bringing some other guy to my volleyball game and wearing his stupid jacket, making me look like an idiot to the team.”
“Oh I’m so sorry to have ruined your reputation,” you mock him with your insincere apology, though you can feel yourself stepping back from his looming figure. “And maybe I wouldn’t have needed his stupid jacket if my stupid fake boyfriend had given me his instead! That gym was freezing!”
“Maybe if you hadn’t have brought some no-brain idiot to the match, I would have!”
You scoff and roll your eyes again, “As if. You’d gain nothing from giving me your jacket then anyways. You’d actually have to be nice to do that.”
“Oh I’m sorry was I not nice enough bringing you to school these past few days? Was I not a good enough friend to you?” Tsukishima felt the words leave his lips harsher than he wanted them too. He watched as your eyes displayed just how hurt you were and he wanted to apologize right away but... would it mean anything? Would you even care? An apology felt so foreign in his mouth, what would he even say?
"Don’t you remember? You told me I could ‘believe whatever I wanted to’ when I asked if we were friends... And our friendship, or whatever the hell you want to call this arrangement between us, has always felt one-sided. Honestly? Most of the time it just feels like you hate me.” 
Tsukishima’s eyes widened slightly, watching as you lay all of your emotions right there in front of him. Somewhere inside of him wanted to brush your tears away - he always hated seeing you cry. Why did it always feel like it physically hurt him? 
But he did remember. He remembered angrily typing out that message when you had asked if you two were friends. He remembered throwing his phone across the room because he didn’t want to see if you would reply. He remembered Yamaguchi calling him that night saying that you were really upset and that maybe he should call you. He remembered wishing he could call you and tell you just how he was feeling. He remembered wishing Bokuto never came to see you and that he didn’t make you laugh so much. He remembered it all.
Did you really think he hated you? Had it really always come across that way? He frowned as he thought about all the times he tried to be nice and it just came out as witty comments, all the times he had offered to do something nice for you but there was always a teasing point to it. You had always laughed at it… hadn’t you?
“Am I wrong?” You squeaked softly, and Tsukishima realized he hadn’t said anything yet. You had been waiting for him to say something while he was searching his brain for all the answers.
“I-” he started but found himself at a lost for words. It was like the entire dictionary of words he knew had been thrown out the window and he couldn’t figure out how to string a sentence together. How was he supposed to tell you that he didn’t hate you, he lov-
“You know what, just forget it,” you cut his thoughts off, in a voice that was barely louder than a whisper. “I won’t bug you anymore.” You tear off his jacket and throw it at him and before he can realize what’s happening, your feet pick up speed and head towards your home.
You could’ve sworn you had heard him call after you… or was it just your imagination? He won’t chase after you anyways and you knew that as you ran your way home. That’s just not how Tsukishima is.
You finally let your tears flow freely when you get home, closing the door of your room behind you and throwing your phone aside to avoid any text messages anyone might be sending you. You knew that just in a few minutes, Yamaguchi would be calling you because there was no way that Tsukishima would keep this from him. What were you supposed to say? Tsukishima couldn’t deny that he hated having you around but there were so many conflicting arguments rolling around in your head.
Why would he spend hours with you studying if he hated having you around? Why would he offer to be your fake boyfriend? What about the jersey? Why did he care so much about Bokuto if he hated you?
You whine a little, your head hurting from both dehydration and confusion. Did he hate you? Potentially. But it’s not like there weren’t signs that he liked you back so... maybe he liked you?
“Stupid Tsukishima,” you mumble softly, curling up on your bed and hugging the nearest plushie you could find. Almost immediately upon realizing what you grabbed, you threw it on the floor, glaring at it like it was Tsukishima himself.
That plushie had been the cutest thing ever to you, just this morning. Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, and you had all gone to the arcade a few years back and Tsukishima had won it at some stupidly impossible claw machine game. He scoffed saying he was really aiming for the dinosaur plushie but Yamaguchi insisted that once he saw your eyes lay on the sweet bear, he just had to get it for you. And after numerous failed attempts, he did.
What kind of guy does that for someone he hates?
After a few hours of crying and eventually trying to find some sort of distraction, you picked up your phone off the ground. Unsurprised, there were a few missed calls and messages from Yamaguchi... but he wasn’t the only one.
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You put on a fake voice for your messages, privately telling Yamaguchi and Bokuto that tonight had really solidified your fears. Tsukishima really didn’t care about you at all, or at least never in the way you would want him to. Any hope of him confessing to you was gone.
“Don’t give up hope yet, little sis,” Bokuto told you over the phone after insisting he wouldn’t go to bed until he heard your voice. “I know Four Eyes is awful with words and with people but you should see the way he looks at you.”
“With distain?” You half-joked, curled up in your bed and sniffling softly.
“I mean sometimes but that’s just his face I think,” Bokuto admitted and that made you laugh just a little. “It’ll be okay, Y/N, I promise. Even if that means I gotta come down there and beat him up.”
Or maybe I’ll just forget about him, you wished silently before saying goodnight to your new friend. Maybe I’ll forget these feelings. But part of you knew you never would. You could hate Tsukishima Kei all you wanted, but you would always love him so much more.
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positively-penguin · 3 years
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Who’s teaching who to dance:
Or alternate title: ships in Haikyuu with dancing because that’s basically what this has become
Daisuga: I’ve got a couple of ideas for this. Well, I was thinking perhaps it wouldn’t really be so much of a who taught who to dance rather than Daichi once saw a glimpse of Suga dancing by himself as he did something or something along those lines and he decided to go learn how to dance by himself so that he can surprise Suga by offering to dance with him at their graduation. Or Suga just whisked Daichi onto the dance floor despite him not knowing how to dance and getting an impromptu dance lesson from Suga which was way more vague than it should’ve been but they end up having fun anyway.
Asanoya: Probably Nishinoya but I also like the idea of Asahi shyly asking Noya if he’d like to dance with Suga being a chaotic wingman in the background
Kagehina: ah, yes, good old Kagehina... this would, in a very them way, end in them trying to out dance each other and prove that they’re better at dancing when really, neither of them are that good and the increased blood pressure of all the third years while Noya and Tanaka cheer them on and Ennoshita’s respect for the third years shoot up. But chaos. Just chaos.
Tsukkiyama: Yamaguchi would have to quite literally drag Tsukki to anything dance related until Tsukki sees how happy it makes Yams and decides that he should probably try to be more... I can’t find the right word but he basically ends up asking Yams to teach him and Yams lights up brighter than a Christmas tree and it’s pretty cute too
Kuroken: Oh! For this one, I was thinking, the both of them probably don’t know how to dance and their dancing is based purely off rough estimates and poor imitations of movies and when they do dance together, it’s mostly jokingly and probably making fun of something or someone as they snicker away (they would be so chaotic and in the best way to have at all those fancy rich people parties) right, in other words, neither of them really taught each other how to dance? And I think I’d sorta prefer it this way
Yakulev: Don’t get me wrong, I love my height difference ships and all but regardless of who’s teaching it, I feel like it’d end in chaos either way with them ending up getting ice cream at the nearby McDonald’s instead (I love the vanilla cone they have there)
Bokuaka: This is the couple who dances under moonlight and with Bokuto whisking Akaashi up to dance after he’s stressed and overworking himself. Eh, that aside, I kinda like the idea of Akaashi teaching Bokuto how to dance. Oh and fic idea, imagine Akaashi teaching Bokuto how to dance for the school graduation party because he supposedly wants to dance with this girl and doesn’t want to scare her off with bad dancing and Akaashi’s a little dejected but does so anyway until Bokuto instead, asks Akaashi if he may have this dance (the so called girl he wanted to dance with was not real) the night he graduates with a fancy confession (when I say fancy, what I really mean is a very Bokuto confession because what better type of confession is there?)
Iwaoi: It’s either Oikawa, probably most probable or, and I find this cute and honestly personally prefer it, Iwaizumi somehow learnt how to dance from maybe his parents and ends up teaching Oikawa. Whether Oikawa easily surpasses his teacher, that I haven’t decided. Or they learnt it at the same time, one of them dragging the other to learn dancing (as for which one, I see it going both ways, Oikawa because well, I don’t think it needs much explanation and Iwaizumi probably because he thinks of it as good exercise)
Would it be surprising if I said I’ve never danced before and only like the concept of dancing in theory?
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kageyuji · 4 years
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hello! can you do another one of them accidentally grabbing their crushes boob but with Kuroo and Bokuto pls ? ^3^
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PART 1
I also have a request for this with Tsukishima, Yamaguchi and Iwaizumi but I only do three characters per headcanon request, so it’s still on my list :)
Also I literally hate the way I write Ushijima don’t @ me akdhdbd
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Bokuto —
Bokuto was known for being a nervous, awkward mess around you
Everyone knew it was because he had a crush on you, but you had just assumed it was because...well he was Bokuto
You use joined the fukurodani team as their manager a while ago and Bokuto had fallen for you almost immediately
So of course Bokuto was bound to make a fool of himself in front of you eventually
...perhaps sooner rather than later
“Y/n!” Bokuto cheered happily, seeing you return from the bathroom.
You sat down on the floor behind the bench, being that you were tired but the team was taking up all the seats
Bokuto reached behind him to grab his gym bag, but his hand found something else
He immediately realized what he had just done, he wasn’t as oblivious as he may have looked
He had a shocked expression on your face, similar to yours
He didn’t react at first, he just looked at you all horrified, and you stared back in a similar manner
“B-Bokuto... your hand is still... on my... ahem... on my...” You said, looking down
This man is absolutely horrified
He snatched his hand back quickly and you’re pretty sure that he’s trying to apologize but even he doesn’t understand what he’s saying
Everything is coming out jubbled and slurred together because he 1) is trying to say everyone all at once and 2) has absolutely no idea what to say
Eventually he gathers his thoughts and properly apologizes.
“I’m sorry, Y/n. I would never do that to you, I- Uh, that wasn’t- uhm...” he’s still fumbling over his words.
Please tell him you understand and that it’s forgiven because if you don’t he will die of embarrassment
Bold of you to assume he won’t still die
He pays a not more attention whenever he grabs his bag now, but let’s be honest he’s operating on about 2 braincells around his crush and he’ll probably do it again
(can we get an f in the chat for poor Bokuto who cannot function like a normal human being around you)
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Kuroo —
The excuse was that you and Kenma wanted to play a game together and Kuroo happened to show up at his house
In reality, Kenma was trying to be a good wingman and was trying to get the two of you to hang out
Sadly, Kuroo was not expected company and didn’t have enough chairs so whoever playing say in the two chairs and the other person sat on the floor.
It was your turn to switch seats with Kuroo, but you hadn’t given him the controller due to the fact that you often had no braincells around Kuroo
Kuroo was watching Kenma when he sat down in the chair, not really paying attention to what he was doing with hands
He reached down to the floor to grab the controller from you but quickly froze whenever he felt something soft rather than what he meant to grab.
He looks at you to make sure, although he had already snatched his hand away.
“I’m sorry!! I’m so sorry, Y/n. I didn’t- I was trying to grab the controller!” Kuroo says quickly, my guy is sweating
Kenma is cracking up, neither of you have seen this guy literally fall out of a chair from laughing so hard
Meanwhile Kuroo is dying over embarrassment (and you’re dying of the second embarrassment)
His face is so hot and red, its staying like that for the next few hours no matter how many times you tell him your understand and forgive him
As long as you don’t mention it again, he can play it off as all cool and maybe he can forget about it
But internally it’s one of those things his brain throws at him at 3 when he’s trying to get to sleep
When you start dating, if you mention that he will easily turn it into a flirtatious joke or innuendo although he is definitely still dying inside
Kenma still teases him about it, although Kenma isn’t mean enough to do it in public
In conclusion: you now have him wrapped around your finger and he is yours to embarrass
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Ushijima —
You should have known Tendou would be involved in this
He had dragged you and Ushijima, his — and these are his real words — “bestest friends in the whole world whom I love and would die for and they would do anything for me”, to some festival
Why he wanted the two of you and specifically no one else to come, you didn’t know, but you were there
All was going good until Tendou disappeared halfway through the day and you and Ushijima had to find him
It was hot, so the two of you went to grab drinks.
Ushijima accidentally grabbed something else
“Here,” you said happily, both drinks in hand and as you sat down beside Ushijima
He wasn’t paying attention to what he was doing, he was focused on trying to text Tendou (who wasn’t responding, but was leaving you two on read)
Then he realized “cups are not that soft and squishy”
He looks over at you like O.o
Then he just...slowly takes his hand away and grabs the drink
He apologizes and tells you how he didn’t mean to grab your breast.
You’re understanding, so you nod and tell him that it’s ok
Internally he’s screaming, but the logical part of him knows that it was an honest mistake and that you know that, so he isn’t as bad as some others may be
Honestly he’s pretty chill with it as long as you are, if no one mentions it for a while it would probably fade from his memory
That is until the two of you got together and you mentioned it. He died the day you reminded him.
The two of you eventually found out that while you were looking for him, Tendou was stalking you two on your “date” and hiding behind people or structures when you turned around
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kaistarus · 3 years
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Just A Line Without A Hook
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Pairing: Hinata X Reader
Words: 5.9K
Summary: You and Hinata share your point-of-views during important milestones throughout your relationship.
A/N: This is a full relationship development and I’m very proud lol hopefully you can find some joy in it :3
Masterlist // Ko-Fi
Hinata was weird.
That lurked in your mind as you leaned on a conspicuously sticky bar table listening to him tell you his entire life’s story. Your original intent for the night had been to quickly pop into Yachi’s birthday party since you worked at the butt crack of dawn. Give her the present and maybe have a drink. Whatever you did it was meant to be fast.
Too bad you had never been good at sticking to plans.
“I moved to Brazil right after high school to learn beach volleyball,” Hinata said, his smile soft as he looked longingly in the distance. “But I didn’t explore as much as I should have. I really want to go back.”
“Out of high school?” You cocked your head to the side, “that’s wild. I moved to Tokyo and still felt completely out of place.”
“Well, it didn’t go too hot at first.” He scratched his cheek. “I actually got my wallet stolen my first week there…”
You fought to keep lips from pulling into a smile.
There was something in the carefree way he carried himself that made it hard to turn away. The moment Yachi introduced you there was an odd sense of comfort that washed over you. Which made no sense because you had known absolutely nothing about the guy-aside from him being a professional volleyball player and attending high school with Yachi.
Still, it was no reason to let your guard down.
“Sounds like they took advantage of the clueless foreigner,” you teased, curious butterflies tickling your abdomen when he pouted. “I’ve always thought Italy looked cool. If I could travel somewhere.”
Hinata’s lips mindlessly curved into a relaxed smile as you spoke, as if that was their default expression when not preoccupied. And it made conversation with him easy. It dissipated your usual anxieties about overthinking every action or word. You truly felt like you could be yourself and just exist within his presence.
“I have a friend in Italy!” Hinata said, elation lighting up his amber eyes. He began drawing circles in the condensation of his glass with an awkward laugh. “I think anyway. He travels all over the place, but he was in Italy last I knew.”
“That’s so cool,” your jaw went a little slack. You didn’t know people actually did stuff like that.
“Yeah Noya’s the best,” Hinata nodded resolutely. “He visited me for a while in Brazil. I taught him some Portugese and we played beach volleyball. He was so jealous everyone called me Ninja Shoyo. It was awesome.”
Hinata could speak Portugese? Ninja Shoyo?
So many questions…
“What’s a Ninja Sho-” You began until your phone lit up after receiving a message and you realized just how late it was. “Oh my god, I have to go.”
“Wait,” Hinata interrupted you mid-frantic scrabble to zip your jacket. You furrowed your brow at the smartphone he placed unlocked on the table between you. “Could I-uh-you know… talk to you again sometime?”
You blinked a few times before swiping the device off the bar’s gross table. “Yeah,” you said, a warmth you didn’t recognize filling your chest as you created your contact. “I’d like that.”
An absentminded smile painted Hinata’s face after you waved good-bye and when you stepped outside beneath the light snowfall you realized your lips were curved to match. But there was still too wide a gap between how little you knew about Hinata and how much you desired to be close to him. That new part of you burned too bright in your chest to be ignored.
And you would simply have to change that.
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Hinata huddled in the corner of the gymnasium over his duffle bag, staring at his cellphone in case he received a last second message. His eyes flickered between the ticking clock above the bleachers and his phone’s black screen, stomach sinking as the seconds passed. He anxiously unlocked his phone to scroll through and analyze his last conversation.
Had he said something wrong? He supposed he’d never actively tried to flirt before, so it wasn’t unlikely he offended you somehow. He furrowed his brow and chewed on his thumbnail, rereading his last message. Maybe he overdid it with the emojis?
Wait, were you at work? You could also just be busy. Maybe he was just overthinking everything…
“Why are you crouched in the corner like a creep?” Atsumu crept up behind him, eyeing him suspiciously.
Hinata jumped, shoving his phone back into his duffle bag. “Nothing.”
“Bull shit. You’ve been acting off for weeks,” Atsumu squatted to Hinata’s eye-level and leaned forward with a sly grin. “Someone’s keeping secrets.”
A warmth rushed to Hinata’s face. He was a terrible liar if questioned directly. “I wouldn’t keep secrets from you guys. I mean, we’re practically family now.” he chuckled unconvincingly.
“Right,” Atsumu gave him a once-over before standing. Hinata let out a relieved sigh that he’d been spared for now.
“What’s happening over here?” Bakuto boisterously called out while skipping over to the boys. Sakusa trailed behind him with his hands shoved deep into his sweatpant’s pockets.
“Hinata’s lying out his ass.”
Hinata whipped around toward Atsumu with his jaw slack. The audacity of this guy. “I am not!”
“The guy’s zoning out at practice, making heart eyes at his phone, and fucking notre daming over his duffle?” Atsume raised his brows at Hinata. “Either he’s getting scouted for a different team or he’s dating someone.”
“You’re leaving the team?” Sakusa asked monotone, as if he couldn’t care either way. If Hinata wasn’t used to the constant monotone he’d be offended.
“No,” he denied, qualming Bokuto’s prepared puppy-dog eyes. “And I’m not dating anyone.”
Which wasn’t a lie. You were nothing more than a friend at this point. Even if his heart ignited a flame anytime your name crossed his mind.
“A crush then,” Atsumu waved him off. “Either way a massive Hinata life development you lied to us about.”
“I didn’t lie, I just,” Hinata wrinkled his nose while thinking of ways out of the predicament. “I think Shugo is calling to start practice. We should probably-”
“You’ve got a crush?” Bokuto’s eyes appeared to sparkle when he flung an arm around Hinata’s shoulder. “Who is it? Do we know them? You don’t need to sweat Hinata I’m an excellent wingman.”
Hinata waved his hands in front of him. “You don’t know them and it’s okay. You really don’t have to-”
“Oh, don’t be so considerate. We’re offering our services Hinata.” Atsumu said smugly while Bokuto nodded excitedly.
Hinata forced a half-smile. This had been exactly what he wanted to avoid. If his feelings were just a measly crush he would have gladly brought them up to the guys, but they were way more extreme then that.
“I’m not offering anything,” Sakusa raised his brows slightly in Hinata’s direction before walking off. “Good luck.”
“Buzz kill.” Atsumu pouted.
“Look, this is more complicated than you guys realize,” Hinata brushed Bokuto’s arm off his shoulders. “I can’t really explain it, but I don’t think you guys can help me.”
“Hinata, it’s okay. We all have our faults. Some more than others, but we’re here for you.” Atsumu patted his shoulder understandably and Hinata shot him a glare.
“Akaashi always tells me to ‘just be yourself’.” Bokuto nodded proudly, clasping his fist with determination. “Then you’ll attract the people who are meant to be in your life.”
Hinata blinked a few times. That… was really good advice.
“That’s stupid,” Atsumu scoffed. “You gotta stalk them on all social media. Analyze their personality and figure out exactly what they're into. Learn their ins and outs and become their type.”
That… was the dumbest thing he had ever heard.
“I don’t know Atsumu, that sounds kind of wrong,” Bokuto tapped his chin and Atsumu pinched the bridge of his nose, sighed deeply.
“Okay, but numbers don’t lie and I have the highest success rate.”
Bokuto and Hinata tilted their heads mulling that one over. No. It still seemed dumb.
Hinata zoned off as Bokuto and Atsumu began debating the morals of online stalking and the value of Akaashi’s opinions. He already knew that if he wanted real help picking apart the fire in his chest he’d have to talk to someone who’d take him seriously like Yamaguchi. Then he’d actually get to dissect the confusing emotions in his heart-look at them from all angles.
Learn to understand them and tend to them properly. Help them grow.
He watched Atsumu chase a cackling Bokuto around the gym until their captain Shugo scolded them. Hinata smirked. Even if they weren’t the most helpful he still appreciated knowing he had people willing to help him... in their own way.
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You and Hinata spent the majority of your free time together, but even after several months it was nothing more than two friends placing comfort in each other’s company. Most Thursdays it was normal to find Hinata lounging on your living room sofa. He watched some volleyball commentary video on his cellphone, legs propped lazily on the armrest, while you answered work emails at your coffee table.
On a normal Thursday night you would continue whatever show you’d been watching-currently Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood-but tonight you were stuck finishing last minute work. You heaved a sigh and glanced over your shoulder at Hinata, his breathing relaxed while his eyes flickered across his phone’s screen.
You weren’t oblivious to your feelings. Maybe at first you were able to brush them off as excitement about a new friend, but they had shifted into something intense. Always festering in the forefront of your mind throughout your daily routine.
It became obvious when you noticed you spent more time counting the freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose than focusing on conversations. When you realized you spent more time at work trying to pin-point the exact shade to call his hair than getting actual work done. Even more so when your heart would do acrobatics at the sound of his voice whenever you talked on the phone.
No matter how you looked at it, it became impossible to deny.
“Hey, are you okay?”
You looked back again and Hinata’s eyebrows were furrowed with concern, his earbuds pulled out and phone placed on his stomach. 
“Yeah,” you half-smiled and he raised his brows to show he clearly didn’t believe you. You let out a breathy laugh, breaking the eye-contact to lean back against the couch and place your head on his bicep. “I’m just thinking.”
“Don’t hurt yourself,” he teased, a hand gently placed on the crown of your head.
“Shut up,” you said with no bite behind your words.
He snorted, rubbing his thumb against the top of your head. “...what if I was also thinking?”
“That’s probably more dangerous than me thinking,” you laughed, rubbing your socked toes together with a soft smile. When he didn’t respond you twisted around to check on him, but he wouldn’t meet your eyes. “Hinata?”
“Nevermind.”
You gripped the couch cushion for support as you leaned in slightly. There was no way for you to be sure, but you could have sworn Hinata was blushing.
“What were you thinking about?” You questioned. Your heart was beating a million times a second in your chest and there was something akin to hope burning beside it.
Hinata looked in your eyes challengingly, “what were you thinking about?”
“You.”
He seemed taken aback by your bluntness, but brushed it off quickly. “I want to kiss you.”
Your eyes widened. It felt like all the air had been sucked from the room as you stared into his hopeful amber eyes.
“Well, do it then.” You responded, barely above a whisper. Hinata took a while to process, but once he had his face lit up crimson.
His hand cradled the side of your face and you watched him carefully, allowing him to make the moves. You kept your mind blank so as not to overthink the situation, but you hoped at least one brain cell was functioning enough to get you through it.
The kiss Hinata pressed against your lips was a little too hesitant, too off-center, and too brief. Yet the beaming smile he gave you afterward sent your heart into a frenzy unlike anything you’d ever experienced. The dopey smile on your lips felt too embarrassing and you buried your face against Hinata’s chest.
After a little coaxing with promises of television and snacks you peeked back up, happily met with Hinata’s dazed smile. The rest of the night was spent wrapped in each other’s arms and supplying random kisses because ‘they definitely needed practice’; ending with Hinata falling asleep in your bed for the first, but definitely not last, time.
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Hinata hated being sick.
He hated fighting through a thick fog to collect words when stringing together sentences was usually effortless. He hated the pounding headaches following any light reaching his unfocused eyes. And Hinata especially hated his fit lungs struggling through breaths that came out raspy and weak through his aching throat.
Nothing good came from being sick. It was a lesson he learned long ago.
“You need to sleep,” you whispered against the crown of his head, your fingers carding gently through his sweaty locks. He nuzzled the tip of his nose against the cool skin at your collarbone while gripping your shirt at your shoulder.
Unfortunately, you were making it really hard for him to hate anything anymore.
“You’re going to get sick,” he pointed out, voice scratchy from his throat’s soreness.
You hummed dismissively, planting a small kiss on the top of his head. “My immune system’s pretty strong.”
Hinata knew it didn’t work that way, but was too selfish to argue your flawed logic. The bare skin of your neck helped chill his overheated forehead and he cuddled ever closer into you, twining your legs together. He wrinkled his nose when he realized how gross his fever was probably making him.
He’d have to wash your sheets and stuff when he was feeling better.
“I wish I could kiss you,” he pouted.
“That one’s gonna have to wait,” you chuckled lightly, beginning to rub soothing circles into his lower back. The vibrations from your voice sent a pleasant shiver down Hinata’s spine and the corners of his lips lifted. “You know, you’ll get better faster if you sleep.”
“But I wanna stay awake with you,” Hinata whined, lazily beginning to trace designs on your shoulder. The world was so cruel.
“I’ll be here when you wake up,” you said, barely above a whisper. Hinata grumbled a nonsense of a response and you chuckled lightly. You fell silent for a long enough period that Hinata began believing you fell asleep before him until you asked, “can I tell you a secret?”
“Yeah,” Hinata yawned, snuggling against your chest. “I love secrets.”
Silence enveloped his apartment again and Hinata almost dozed off.
“I think I’m in love with you.”
He blinked himself back to consciousness while the words rolled over in his mind. He froze. The fast paced rhythm of your heart was the only source available to keep him grounded as his foggy brain worked to unpack your words.
Love?
He glanced up to meet your nervous eyes paired with flushed cheeks. He stared in disbelief while you continued to patiently wait for his reaction. This better not be some sort of fever induced hallucination.
“No one’s ever said that to me before,” he said, eyebrows creased. Aside from his mom and Natsu, obviously, but he figured you’d know what he meant.
The corner of your mouth lifted into a hopeful half-smile. “Well, I’m honored.” Your touch was gentle as you brushed the hair back from his forehead. He subconsciously leaned into your touch with a wondrous stare and his eyes scoured your face for his answer.
Except you were the answer.
“I’ve never been in love before, but…” He struggled for the right words-any words-settling on what he could piece together at the moment. “I feel like things are better when you’re here. Like, I can do anything I hope to and more. I just feel happier when I’m with you and it’s easier and everything makes sense…” He wrinkled his nose. “Is… is that love?”
You cradled his fevered cheeks tenderly. “I think that’s for you to decide Hinata.”
He nodded to himself. “Okay,” he said determinedly. “Then yeah. It is, I love you, (Y/N).”
“I’m glad,” you smiled, looking at him with an affectionate stare that set his heart ablaze. He took a deep breath before disappointedly letting his forehead drop to your chest.
“Fuck, I want to kiss you so bad.”
You let out a bubble of laughter, rubbing your thumbs tenderly against his cheeks. “We’ll make up for it plenty when you’re feeling better.”
He tried to hold back a smirk, but failed. “Fine.”
“Now go to sleep,” You ordered, planting a quick peck to the top of his head.
He grumbled half-assed as he situated himself more comfortably, but Hinata was all talk at this point. His eyelids were heavy with sleep and his heart hummed with contentment. He was in love. A smile dusted his lips as he began drifting off.
Maybe being sick wasn’t so bad after all.
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You narrowed your eyes suspiciously at your boyfriend across the couch chowing down on take-out sushi. Hinata’s eyes were glued to the television’s screen, his hand alternating between shoveling food into his mouth and rubbing mindless circles on your shin across his lap. Things were comfortable, easy, perfect some might even say.
Too perfect.
“Why aren’t we fighting?”
Hinata turned, cheeks stuffed with food and eyebrows raised with surprise. Under normal circumstances you’d consider it adorable, but you wanted to be serious.
He swallowed with a wince before raising an eyebrow. “Did something happen?”
“No, but we’ve been dating for a while and we haven’t had the big fight.”
“We fight all the time,” he placed his plate on the coffee table with a roll of his eyes. You huffed because he clearly wasn’t on the same page. “Just yesterday I was pissed because you left an empty container of milk in my fridge.”
“It wasn’t empty.”
“There was a dribble. That’s not enough for-” He put up a hand and took a breath. “Not the point. Point is: we fought right?”
“That was hardly a discussion.” You waved him off. He had angrily brought it up, you kissed him sorry, and he forgave you. Hinata didn’t know how to hold a grudge and all you had to do was buy him more milk.
“Okay, a few weeks ago then. You fell in the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down.” He nodded confidently. “You woke me up in the middle of the night for that one.”
You shuddered at the memory of being shocked into full consciousness by falling into a pool of your own piss. In your shocked state you may have chosen violence and decided to pick a fight with Hinata at three in the morning, but it was well deserved.
“Okay, but that’s not what I mean.”
“Are you sure?” He raised a brow. “Waking up with my girlfriend on top of me and slowly realizing she’s threatening to end my bloodline kind of feels like a fight.”
“Okay, that’s-” You pinched the bridge of your nose and ignored his amused smirk. “I’m talking about relationship ruining fights.”
He tilted his head, clearly not following you.
“Like, you insult me using some secret I’ve only divulged to you and I leave crying with no self-esteem.” You explained with exaggerated hand gestures and his nose wrinkled. “Or I walk in on you having an explicit affair with Kageyama, or maybe you get drunk and I over hear you talking with-”
He put both his hands up, “back it up. What the hell was that last one?”
“An explicit affair?” You blinked a few times and cocked your head to the side. “With… Kageyama?”
“Yeah that’s what I-we’re gonna unpack that later.” He palmed his eyes and took a deep breath. “Anyway, why would any of this happen?”
“Because that’s what always happens.” You answered honestly. Maybe you sounded like a pessimist, but that was just the reality of the world. At least, you had never seen it work any other way. “So just… tell me how it’s going to happen.”
Hinata looked crestfallen at your statement and the dejected look in his eyes made your heart sink to your stomach. You closed your eyes, waiting for him to question your sanity, but was taken back when he crawled forward to rest his head on your chest.
“If I ever hurt you like that,” he mouthed against your collarbone. “I would never forgive myself.”
Your heart raced and you brought a hand to card through his unruly locks, nodding to acknowledge his words.
“Don’t overthink,” he said, kissing your neck softly. “If we’re good then we’re good. Maybe that’s just how it’s meant to be.”
Your lips curved into a small smile and you nodded again. You let yourselves just exist with him for a while. Heart’s beating in unison while you twirled tufts of autumn through your fingers. His lips dusting across your neck as he whispered loving affirmations against you. And maybe he was right.
Maybe it was just meant to be.
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Hinata moved expertly around his kitchen preparing breakfast, sneaking glancing at you perched drowsily beside the stove adorning one of his larger shirts. Obviously it wasn’t the first time he’d seen you like that-hair mussed, eyes heavy with sleep, in only his clothes-but it still warmed his heart when you existed so casually in space. Like you belonged there.
His lips curved into a smile as he cracked several eggs into a heated frying pan. The dull thudding of your heels hitting a cupboard mixed with the sizzling on the pan for the background of your comfortable silence. Even without conversation his life felt brighter in your presence and he was thankful his apartment was such a convenient location for the both of you.
You yawned deeply, rubbing the sleep from your eyes and finally focusing on him. Hinata selfishly wished you could be with him more often. The days he woke up without you were the coldest.
“What are you staring at?” You slurred with another yawn.
Hinata shot you a lopsided grin, “my beautiful girlfriend.”
You side-eyed him with an amused smirk, “kiss ass.”
Hinata slid the eggs onto a couple plates before going to stand in front of you. You raised a curious brow, but weren’t given enough time to voice a question before he pressed his lips to yours. His mouth curved into a smile against yours-another reason he loved you being here so often was it meant more of this.
Your hands cradled his face as he appreciated that you still tasted like mint from his borrowed toothpaste this morning. Another subtle way he’d nudged himself into your life he realized, toying with the bottom of his shirt you were wearing.
“What’s this for?” You asked, sliding your hands over his shoulders and hooking them behind his neck.
“I just love you,” he replied earnestly. Your fingers laid a scorching touch as they teased the baby hairs on his neck, sending a shiver down his spine. Hinata took his time with languid kisses-he could kiss you a million times and the hunger for more would always linger.
Your breaths were heavy when you pulled back to place your forehead against his, eyeing him with pure affection that set his heart ablaze. “I love you too, Shoyo.”
He trailed his knuckles down your cheek and relished in the way you leaned into his touch. How had he gotten this luck? Hinata placed a tender kiss on your forehead, temple, cheekbone, tip of your nose, and finally on your lips.
“You should move in.”
Hinata’s eyes widened in shock at his own question because that had been the last thing he’d planned on doing this morning. Well, the suggestion was out there and it’s not like he wanted to take it back...
You blinked several times as you processed. “With you?”
“Ideally.”
You furrowed your brow while mulling it over and Hinata counted his heartbeats to stay grounded. Worst case scenario you say no and things are awkward for a bit. Best case scenario he takes a large step forward with the love of his life.
Oh god, he should’ve planned this better.
“Okay.”
“I understand,” Hinata sighed. “It was totally random and I shouldn’t have expected-did you say yes?”
“Yeah,” your cheeks flushed and you bit your bottom lip to fight down a smile. “I mean, I’m here most of the time anyway, right?”
Hinata nodded mindlessly before a face splitting grin covered his features and he scooped you off the corner. You squealed while he spun you around with a bright laugh, interrupting any of your comments with a passionate kiss. While you were busy tangling your fingers into his unruly hair he glanced toward his bedroom’s door.
There was probably enough time to celebrate.
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“She’s beautiful,” you said in awe, cradling the swaddled newborn in your arms. She was sleeping soundly, tiny breaths leaving her partly open mouth. The baby looked too fragile for this world, features too small and delicate to be realistic.
She was amazing.
“Well, she’s our daughter,” Tanaka’s chest puffed up proudly. He sat beside Shimizu on her hospital bed with an arm hung loosely around her. “Obviously she’s going to be perfect.”
You wouldn’t fight his dramatics; he deserved to be happy today.
“What’s her name?” Hinata breathed. Seated beside you he leaned heavily against your side to observe the baby.
“Sayori,” Shimizu yawned. She and Tanaka had deep bruises under their eyes, and you smirked knowingly down at the sleeping demon in disguise.
Hinata hesitantly moved his hand toward Sayori before planting it back on his lap. You raised a brow, reaching over with the hand not helping cradle Sayori’s head and grabbed his forefinger. Hinata looked at you panicked, but relaxed as you guided him toward Sayori’s small fist that pressed gently against her pink cheeks.
When she instinctively wrapped her fingers around his forefinger his eyes widened and he whipped his gaze to you. “She grabbed my finger,” he whispered.
“They do that,” you smirked, a frenzy of butterflies attacking your stomach as he stared at Sayori wondrously.
“That’s amazing.”
“Okay, stop using my kid as a way to feed your baby fever.” Tanaka huffed. Shimizu elbowed him in the stomach and a warmth trickled up your face when his words hit you.
“What’s a baby fever?” Hinata asked, raising an eyebrow at you. “Is it dangerous?”
“No,” you stumbled over a reply that wouldn’t make the situation incredibly awkward. “It’s when you, uh, want kids.”
“Oh,” Hinata shrugged, bouncing his finger to play with Sayori’s hand. “What’s wrong with eventually wanting kids?”
“That’s not-”
“No, it means you want a kid now.” Tanaka emphasized by smacking the hospital bed. “Like, go home immediately and make a baby level now.”
Hinata blinked a few times before his face lit up red, “oh.”
You nodded awkwardly and both of you remained quiet while Shimizu chastised Tanaka in the background. One of you should probably deny the baby fever thing… right? You glanced over to Hinata, but his eyebrows were furrowed as he stared intently at Sayori.
“Okay, Sayori needs to eat soon, so I’m kicking Hinata out.” Tanaka announced.
Hinata didn’t put up any fights and you passed Sayori back to Shimizu, making plans to see each other again soon. You offered your services for future babysitting with Hinata’s vigorous agreeing behind you and they were more than grateful for it. Regardless Tanaka shooed you out when Sayori began wriggling in Shimizu’s arms.
As you and Hinata made your way to the metro that would bring you to your apartment complex the air between you was heavy. An obvious awkwardness that was harder to ignore the longer you walked together.
“I’m not surprised their baby ended up looking so cute,” you laughed, filling the space with nervous chatter. “Shimizu is really pretty.”
He nodded, looking up at the cloudless sky thoughtfully. “Do you think our baby would be cute?”
Your heart rate quickened at the idea. It wasn’t like you’d never thought of it, but talking about it outloud was a completely different monster. “I think it would have pretty great genes.”
He nodded, furrowing his brow at the sidewalk ahead.
Hinata wasn’t an idiot. Neither of you were ready for something like that. Several nights ago you’d decided to get drunk and attempt making meat buns-you’d nearly set the kitchen on fire. That doesn’t scream parent material.
On a larger scale, Hinata had just been selected for Japan’s Olympic team. There just wasn’t time for something like that. No, a baby wasn’t realistic.
However...
“What’s our apartment’s pet policy?”
He turned to you with a raised brow, “probably an extra fee and a weight limit. Why?”
You smirked mischievously at him, “want to get a dog?”
His jaw dropped. “Oh my fu-can I name it?”
“Only if I get to pick the breed.”
“Well then, what are you waiting for?” Hinata grasped your hand and yanked you toward the closest metro station. “Look up the closest pet store and let’s go!”
You chuckled, allowing him to pull you toward a random station that probably wouldn’t lead you where you needed. It would work out in the end. Things always seemed to fall perfectly into place with HInata.
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Hinata glared across the roll of wrapping paper at the small puppy crushing the end of the tube, tearing edges of red and white striped paper with its sharp teeth. Hinata tugged it out of the pup’s mouth, but that only encouraged the behavior as it leapt forward to chew with more vigor.
“Can you grab your son?” Hinata waved the roll around, letting the Shiba Inu chase the end that Hinata held just out of reach. “He’s making this more difficult than it needs to be.”
You paused your typing at the dining table and giggled at Hinata’s antics. After closing the laptop you jogged over to scoop the puppy up, flipping him over in your arms to rub its belly. The puppy let its tongue hang out and wagged its tail vigorously at the attention.
“Oh, Deku, are you giving your dad a hard time,” you cooed down at the puppy, lifting him to look him in the eyes with a furrowed brow. “That’s not very nice.”
Hinata rolled his eyes fondly at your pathetic attempt of scolding while Deku licked you on the nose. Just several months old and he already knew how to manipulate people with his cuteness.
“I bought our bullet train tickets,” you said while nudging him the roll of tape he’d started looking around for. “Natsu called me earlier. We decided that you and I should get there around 3.”
Hinata tore a piece of tape off with his teeth while he held the wrapping paper still around the boxed pair of rollerskates with his foot.
“We have to stop by Tanaka’s place before we head out,” Hinata wrinkled his nose at his poor wrapping job. “Noya’s visiting for a while and he wants to meet Deku.”
“Of course,” you smiled as you held a chew toy above Deku’s face so he could nibble on it in your lap. “We have some presents for Sayori, anyway.”
Oh yeah. You had split the present wrapping in terms of difficulty, so you had the pleasure of wrapping weirdly shaped toys while he was left with boxes. Somehow, his still turned out to be a disaster.
He could hear Natsu’s complaints already.
“The train doesn’t leave till one, so we should have plenty of time.” You stated once Hinata taped the final present, completing his small present tower. Deku wriggled himself free from your grip and immediately attacked the empty wrapping paper roll.
Hinata smiled absentmindedly as he watched Deku hold the tube still with his small paws as he gnawed the cardboard. He felt you crawl over, lying your head onto his lap as your eyes followed his to watch your dog-son together. He felt at peace, running his fingers through your hair while Deku wreaked mischief nearby.
He felt like he could never get happier than this, and he never wanted it to end.
“He really is a troublemaker,” you snorted as Deku dragged the tube across the living room proudly. “Gets it from you.”
Hinata rolled his eyes and pinched your cheek. “It’s because you let him do whatever he wants.”
“Do not!”
He chuckled, taking his time tracing your features. The curve of your cheekbones, the dip of your lips, the bridge of your nose-everything he’d kissed into his memory by now but still couldn’t get enough of.
Hinata’s heart burned bright as he ran his knuckles along your cheek, “I love you.”
“I love you, too.” You smiled softly, leaning subconsciously into his touch.
“I mean… I really love you, (Y/N).” Hinata grabbed your hand and brought it to his lips. “I think this is it.”
You met his stare for several moments before your cheeks reddened. “Oh.”
Hinata nodded, pressing a loving kiss to the back of your hand. “I just-I always want you with me and if it’s not you in the end then… then what’s the point?”
Your mouth fell slightly open and he felt your hand flex in his grasp. He assumed he made a mistake-said too much too fast-but his chest was so warm and full and it was hard to reign in his emotions when he got that way.
A smile blossomed across your face and it eased his anxieties when you held his cheek. “You’re it for me too, Sho.”
He blinked several times as the words rolled over in his mind. “Wha-really?” He twisted himself so he could look you in the eyes, begging for you to be telling the truth.
You nodded shyly, your face crimson. “Yeah. You have been. I’m not… I don’t think I’d be able to love anyone else ever again.”
It felt like he’d been hit by a train at your confession and he pressed his mouth against yours before he’d even processed the statement. Your content hum against his lips was enough to drive him insane.
“Well, I’m going to love you forever.” Hinata promised with a dopey smile. “So don’t even think about that.”
You snorted, but nodded anyway. Hinata glanced down at your lips again with hooded eyes and started leaning forward, but was rudely interrupted by a damp cardboard tube hitting his forehead.
He glanced up exhaustedly at the Shiba Inu puppy panting obliviously at the both of you, waiting patiently for the love and attention he knew he deserved. You pushed Hinata off to grab Deku, but he jumped into a play bow and jolted back when you reached for him.
Hinata smiled dazedly as you chased Deku around the apartment, juking around furniture to attempt to throw the puppy off-course. He had never felt so complete than he had in that moment because he realized that this was it for him.
It was you. It was him. It was a troublemaker dog. And it was a promise that you’d be together forever.
And that was pretty damn perfect.
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