#yandere Iskall

[iskalldaily]

Iskall is handling the break up well...

[jimjamjommeron]

Sumn about a dragon wanting to hoard someone they think is pretty as if it were a dragon's treasure

[scopop08]

Which one of you said yandere Iskall. Where did I hear that.

[summer2-0]

@hermitadaymay someone is lovesick over smallishbeans

[nightmareelmst]

Can't stop thinking about iskall saying he dislikes roleplaying in Minecraft then almost immediately starting his yandere arc with Joel. Unintentionally (intentionally?) implying that he is real life obsessed with Joel Smallishbeans

[whereonhermitcraftisjoel]

joel and iskall go through a breakupo (???) and iskall begins his yandere ex gf arc around 4 hours and thirty something minutes in.

This week on hermitcraft: the anime: the harem isekai protaganist joel is being lusted after by at least five different people

I really can’t overstate how weird this is, and how thirty four minutes long it is. I wanted to cut it down but there's never thirty seconds w/out Joel (or Jimmy) talk. I guess I’ll put some clips on youtube? I haven’t even finished all my weird flirty mcc clips (including iskall/jimmy)

Real quotes:

Joel: "Secret relationship???" Iskall: "Do you not love me?" Joel: "Not like that, we're just friends." Iskall: "I just got friendzoned?" Joel: "Deal with it."

Iskall's Crazy Ex Arc Twitch link , 04:26:00

(he also does youtube vods so hopefully it will wind up there)

Timestamps:

04:25:47 - Joel logs on and heads to Iskall Iskall claims it’s all cool ha ha it’s a prank he’s fine 04:31:15 - Joel is gone, threatens restraining order over chat 04:34:55 - Iskall declares his Jimmy arc 04:37 - Iskall is trying to frame Etho 04:39 - Iskall starts writing crazed letters and sending them 04:44 - Joel is back 04:47 - Etho reference 04:54 - Joel leaves for good 04:55 - Iskall brainstorms ways to be very weird about Joel 04:58 - Iskall worried people won’t get the joke is he gets too weird about Joel

(some of the screenshots or my summary may have gotten a bit out of order)

Summary: Joel is back from Japan and has seen all the mail from Iskall. He logs on, Iskall starts flirting. Iskall tells his chat that ha ha it's all funny Joel doesn't realize it's all funny.

Iskall explains why he thought he and Joel were in a "secret relationship" because of a prank and note Joel left him. Joel says it was not him. (His chat says it was False.) Joel seems utterly baffled and friendzones him. Iskall is also baffled.

Iskall: "Do you not love me?" Joel: "Not like that, we're just friends."

Iskall: "I just got friendzoned?"

Iskall gets weird in chat, with Gem shouting and begging to get banned, Iskall sends Joel... crazy ex letters, I guess? I'm not screenshoting those, too many images, probably in his next ep.

Iskall declares he's moving on to his Jimmy arc, with his beautiful hair and eyes.

(Note: Iskall and Jimmy spent a bunch of time together for the Hermit Charity Stream. Maybe Iskall saw him with others and said, "Oh I can get much more homoerotic with hermits, huh." I'm new to Iskall but my friends say his obsession was never quite so... romantic framed.)

The previous day, on MCC, Iskall's first in three years:

Iskall somehow thinks he can pin anything here on Etho.

Iskall then tries to hire Joel to do armor stands and to sell him an apartment. Throughout all this, Etho is brought up several times.

I recommend keeping Iskall's chat up, it's not overwhelming and pretty fun. I've got some more chat quotes below the cut

[solargeist]

What the relationships between different Hermits and Kid Xelqua are like:

POSITIVE!

Mumbo - Pretty positive all things considered. He manages to entertain him, and generally is a good uncle figure.

Scar - The favourite. Scar gives him unlimited access to snacks and all sorts of unhealthy food (much to Grian’s chagrin). Once gave him so much sugar, Xelqua entered a 5 hour long sugar rush. Grian still hasn’t forgiven him yet because it was an absolute nightmare.

Doc - Surprisingly positive. Despite Doc’s turbulent relationship with Grian, Doc has a soft spot for kids. He’ll drop any kind of tension when Xelqua’s around to not worry him. He’ll still absolutely body Grian, but usually when Xelqua isn’t looking.

Pearl - Due to her leniency, Xelqua likes her. He can get away with anything when she’s around and generally doesn’t impose any harsh rule of punishment on him

Etho - He just thinks Etho is cool (usually because he keeps maple candies in his pockets). An Ethogirl in the making.

NEUTRAL!

Joe Hills - He’s a living Sesame Street styled puppet and Xelqua keeps mistaking him for a normal puppet toy. He once nearly suffocated poor Joe by hugging him a little too tight around his neck.

Xisuma - Barely sees him and for good reason. Xisuma has enough on his plate as admin, he doesn’t need to have to add “babysitting a god” on his plate as well.

Impulse & Skizz - They help Grian out occasionally to watch over Xelqua. Typical fun uncles you can find, but Xelqua doesn’t know much about them or why Skizz gives him the heebie jeebies when he unfurls his Angel wings or when Impulse reveals his full demon form.

Gem - Like Impulse and Skizz, generally friendly with Xelqua, but he’s unsettled by her, but he doesn’t know why. Maybe he senses that Gem isn’t truly a deer satyr and something to do with the rustling in the forests and night and the lingering smell of blood on her.

NEGATIVE…

Cleo - She’s scary to him. Like how you would be scared of the principal when you were a kid in elementary school.

Cub - All the fireworks he uses this season are too loud for him. He has to cover his ears everytime he has to go near the shop.

Joel - Xelqua keeps walking in in Joel in the most embarrassing moments. Like seeing him cry in front of the statue of his wife because she isn’t in the server, falling down an entire flight of stairs, reading Iskall’s creepy Yandere letters, etc. There were several moments where Joel had to cover Xelqua’s mouth because he was about to air all his dirty laundry.

AKDNDJSKAK

of course Scar is the favourite, Xelqua would love his builds, he’d like the animals and Scars silly voices and rambles. He’d also love Scar’s off road wheelchair/ATV, it’s so fast ! He’d absolutely eat all of Scar’s snacks, he’d be talking a mile a minute when Grian shows to pick him up, he just silently glares at Scar.

I love when people draw Doc with Doccy on the server, just a big scary goat and his little goat kid, it’s why he has a soft spot around Xelqua, he’s so tiny. Tho I can only see them interacting if Xelqua accidentally ends up in his base area, got lost maybe. I think Xelqua wouldn’t be scared of Doc despite his looks bc 1) he looks like Scar’s zoo animals (big Goat) and 2) Doc has a kid too, so he’s gotta be safe. Grian is very confused when he sees Doc calling him.

The Joe Hills part almost made me choke AKDNDKSK Joe being a puppet is my favourite design it’s so silly. Xelqua watches a lot of TV, he’d be in awe… so happy to see a real life puppet… Grian has to grab his hands to stop him from choking Joe out.

I think Xelqua would just be intimidated by Cleo at first, he’d warm up to her ! Him being scared of Cub bc of the fireworks is so true tho, Xelqua very much hates the noise and is actively afraid of thunder, he’ll wake Grian up if a storm rolls in at night, and probably hide behind him if a firework went off and no one told him it’d be so loud !

poor Joel 😭😭⁉️⁉️ tho if Joel grabbed Xelqua and covered his mouth like that, Grian is immediately there, he crosses the room so quickly man Watchers don’t play around abt their kids 😭💥 Grian doesn’t even realize he moved or separated them, for a split second his brain didn’t see this as a joke or playing around. Joel gets to see those purple eyes up closeeee and shouts

this was very cute and silly to read ehehehe, also for some reason I think Xelqua would think that Xisuma is Grian’s uncle, no idea how he came to this conclusion.

[stormyblueberry]

Some basic ideas I had for this AU (+ an apology for doing this during a busy season for many people)

I want to start this post off with an apology. I know that this is a busy season for many people who are in school and taking exams, and I understand that this is one of the worst times I could have chosen to start this blog, but this blog will be open for a long time to come.

Anyways, here's the few ideas I had for this AU when I started writing it:

Yandere Iskall. That was a given with my first post on this blog.

Obsessive Etho. Look at the obsession he and Joel have with each other.

Obsessed Joel. See the point above.

Obsessed-But-Denying-It Grian. He literally summoned Mumbo back to the Hermitcraft server because he missed him. Plus the obsession he had with taking Mumbo's moustache in Season 6.

There might be more ideas, but that's all I have for now. Again, this is open to suggestions, and I turned on anonymous asks in case you'd rather keep yourself anonymous. Have fun, and live, laugh, love SmallEtho- I mean, Shadowbeans- I mean SwedishBeans- I MEAN- Let me start again. Live, Laugh, Love Hermitcraft.

[give-grian-rights]

ok im bad at staying focused . QUICK WEIRD HEADCANONS

With Players, upon respawning, the fatal wound is healed, so they don't fall into a slow and painful death-loop. Smaller non-fatal wounds are kept, but usually are scabbed or healed over. You can feel the pain of both. More powerful Admins can prevent most scarring and mark-leaving injuries entirely.

Scar has a curse that makes him retain all scars and injuries, regardless of death, or intervention. Only manually healing and treating wounds can help. Something he, typically, does not take the time to do.

Grian is partially deaf, with tinnitus, in part to . both Yandere High School and his love for tnt. He uses hearing aids and hides batteries for them...everywhere. including on people. he can just grab Mumbo or Scar and pull out a pair of hearing aid batteries from somewhere on their clothes, no matter the outfit. He knows Japanese and British sign language.

Stress is comedically always somewhere in the distance from Iskall. they say something stupid and you can just vaguely hear Stress shout something correcting them, or laughing at them.

Players have different religions. Players that spent most of their time in Survival, single player, normal servers, usually say "Oh my Dev", or "Oh my Void" interchangeably. Some massive Servers do not allow Players to leave until a certain age. those Servers usually have some variation of god. Gord (Yandere high school), Dream XD (dreamsmp), Lady Irene (minecraft diaries), etc. it is. human nature to rediscover religion i guess

Chat, which represents youtube comment section and live stream messages, are little vexes and wisps of code with intelligence. not quite alive, but vaguely sentient and omnipresent. They can take control of different things. Only some people can hear them, and unless you're a Vex hybrid, you cannot hear other people's chats. You can, however, see them when they're manifested as things.

Grian's Chat takes a different form to talk to him every season. His Chat started in Evo SMP, as sentient clayballs. Season 6 of Hermitcraft, baby chickens. Season 7, parrots. Season 8, eggs. Season 9, pebbles and rocks.

Scar's Chat just doesn't try to hide. They're Vexes. so is Cubs.

Doc's was creepers. they were still hostile, his Chat would just speak through them before they exploded or die. they found it hilarious. They have since changed to be goats.

Xisuma's appears as messages inside his helmet, while also talking to him.

Joe's chat is a comedical mix of things. Some are floating dish rags like ghosts. Some are just lime green panes of glass. Right now (s9/empires crossover) they are the cats. Usually they don't bother with a form.

Ren's Chat are dogs, AND dog stuffed animals. some of Chat didn't get the memo and thats ok.

[a-hydraulic]

iskall to joel hermitcraft is just like invader to sam yandere high school

[nix-writes-mcyt]

Hermitcraft Masterlist (Part 2)

Masterlist Part 1 There you can find - Grian, Mumbo, Iskall, Doc, Ren, Cub, Cleo and xB

If you want to request please go here Other SMP Masterlist

Here is a key to the different symbols used. * Romance (sometimes fluff sometimes not) ^ Yandere, ! Angst, & Hybrid, + AU, × Platonic, // Traffic SMP's, each post will have individual warnings as well.

Bdubs

Lazy Day - Drabble * Going On A Date - Headcanons * Late - Drabble * Pranking Partner - Oneshot * Being With Yan!Bdubs - Headcanons * ^ Sleepy Bdubs - Headcanons * For His Viewing Pleasure - Drabble ^ ! & Autumn With - Headcanons *

Scar

Going On A Date - Drabble * Under The Mistletoe - Drabble * Going On A Date - Headcanons * In Love With The Enemy - Oneshot ! // A Sacrifice Worth Making - Drabble * // An Offer You Can't Refuse - Oneshot & Pay For Help - Oneshot * ! Being With Yan!Scar - Headcanons * ^ Being Comforted - Headcanons * Corrupt - Oneshot * ^ Little Things - Drabble * Dating - Headcanons * Sales Tactic - Oneshot * Autumn With - Headcanons *

Impulse

Dating - Headcanons * Fairytale Evening - Oneshot * Comfortable Silence - Drabble * Being With Mooner!Impulse - Headcanons * Surprise! - Drabble * At Long Last - Oneshot * Forever - Oneshot * & Falling - Oneshot * (Fic 100!) Autumn With - Headcanons *

Tango

I Never Thought Of That - Drabble * Dating - Headcanons * Someone To Celebrate With - Drabble * No Other Way - Drabble * ! Surprise Date - Oneshot * Reunited - Oneshot *

Zedaph

The Wrong Button - Drabble It'll Be Okay - Drabble * Spending Time With - Headcanons * Dating - Headcanons * Love Potion - Drabble * Being Married To - Headcanons * Trophies - Oneshot * Elytra Racing Finals - Oneshot *

Gem

Being Comforted - Headcanons * Finish It Together - Drabble *

Pearl

A Different Perspective - Drabble Autumn With - Headcanons *

Xisuma

Dating - Headcanons * ! Being Comforted - Headcanons * A Bit Of Fun - Drabble ! Oblivious - Drabble * ! Stressed Out - Drabble * Sneaking And Spooking - Drabble * Troublesome Visitor - Oneshot * ! Being With Yan!Xisuma - Headcanons ^ ! + Pet Names - Drabble * "I'm Here For You" - Drabble * Flight Mishap - Oneshot *

Skizz

Working Late - Drabble *

[iskalldaily]

Not iskall RTing the cute fluff while Joel is liking the unhinged murder of his wife

Update with the fact Lizzie has liked the yandere!iskall

[desnayy]

I was gunna say something about an au where Iskall goes yandere for Joel, but idk if that'd be just an au at this point lmao

[mini-uzzy]

oooo dang when was the last time i did anime artstyle??? 2016??? cant believe i still got it!! 💖

(this was supposed to be a yandere iskall drawing but i made the shapes too feminine sjandjsjs i mean i could have slapped a beard there-)

[crowsncorvids]

iskall is going into yandere territory

[shepard-ram]

Hello, more yan hermit ideas from the anon that brought you the first one you liked so much :)

A poem here, a poem there. Though one doesnt need security in a place like hermitcraft,just how many have been hidden around even the most hidden parts of a base may cause one to tear their hair out trying to figure out if this is just an elaborate prabk or not.

To joe,it certainly isnt.

Grian would.... lightly bully you to say the least. The first thought after a prank idea is "oh! Them! I should do it to them!". It gets annoying to the point when you just start avoiding tour base and him on top of that... and well...

that just isnt supposed to be.

Ren would disregard his obvious actions as just simple roleplay, and with his energy, you play along. When do you discover it's for the most part, not a simple story, for simple fun?

When it's too late,that's when. You find so, so many photos of yourself when you thought you were alone.

Iskall is actually rather calm and well... normal initially, for a yandere. All's good, all's good..

Then a near unidentifiable body is discovered. Identified as the hermit you were good friends with due to the fact they had vanished. Having fearing it be related to you, you push yourself away from them...

And then, one day, you wake up in his base.

WE HAVE MORE I AM IN LOVE

If you weren't in Hermitcraft you'd fine all the poems terrifying, but these things just happen sometimes. You've practically stopped reading them for a while, until you notice one with some disturbing content. These are certainly some strange love letters...

Sure, pranks might just be how Grian shows affection but it's gone a little too far for you. You can't help but feel targeted. A little vacation away from him and your main base doesn't sound bad at all. You have no idea just how empty you've made him, no idea the kind of revelation he's had in your absence.

You were having alot of fun playing along in Rens newest story. Sure it might have been a cause for concern at first, but this is actually pretty nice! That is until you wander into the dogs base looking for him only to stumble apon more photos than could cover the wall

You were so distraught when the news first got out. Who could've done such a thing? Why would anyone want to hurt a fellow hermit? You get your answer when the cyborg greets you one morning. Trying to hush you, welcoming you to your new home.