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valalice · 7 months ago

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older gf!cait loves to remind you about using your manners!

#caitlynྀི txt.#older gf!caitlyn.#yeah... i'm cooking something up #arcane #arcane x reader #caitlyn arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn kiramman x reader #caitlyn kiramman smut #lesbian

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captainfairygodmother · 11 months ago

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You know what I really love that should be explored in even more Merlin fanfics?

Immortal Leon. Like, you've just got Merlin over there sulking about while he waits for Arthur to return. Then there's just Leon, living his best immortal life, doing the most randomest shit known to mankind

#bonus points if merlin and leon are like fully bonded over the fact that they are the only two people left from their time #i want in depth nostalgic conversations between them over the return of arthur... while cooking some food in an airfryer or something #or EVEN BETTER- leon has learned a bunch of skills over the years and while merlin sticks to himself you have leon having famous careers #like they meet up for their like annual get together or whatever and then leon's just like #“oh yeah i got bored of being a world renowned painter so now i'm just going to go and write some socially critical novel”#basically what i'm saying is i want a fic where arthur comes back and merlin is frantically rushing around and he calls up leon #and leon answers like “hey merlin so glad to hear from you but can this call wait i'm about to perform at my world tour concert”#bbc merlin #immortal leon #sir leon #merlin #arthur pendragon

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welcometogrouchland · 5 months ago

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I'm going to be so real I do not understand tim & steph shippers who feel that Steph dating Tim again would save her character. You can make an argument that giving Tim a more compelling love interest would be beneficial for him! And you can at least make an argument that the fujo mischaracterization of Steph would stop. However she'd still, inevitably, be treated as a prop character/extension for someone more popular 😭 it also wouldn't make her appear in more books! Tim doesn't have many frequent appearances at the moment either! You can just say you like the couple and want them back together without acting like you have some kind of moral stance

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #dc #NOT character tagging. for reasons j feel are obvious #honestly i shouldn't even be posting this here I'm responding more to twitter sentiments but they'd cook me on there if i posted this #anyway sometimes i think ppl (again the twt ppl specifically. tumblr timsteph fans mostly normal) are doing that thing-#-where you get so deep into a hyper online discourse cycle that you end up reproducing mainstream sentiments from scratch #''let men date women!'' this is what some of you sound like when talking about timsteph to me /j #there's a lot to critique about how Tim's been written since canonizing his bisexuality!#personally I've noticed (and seen other ppl notice to) that some writers seem unaware that tim is bi #not in the sense of making him straight but in the sense that they seem to think he's gay bc none of his relationships w women-#-are acknowledged as having been. relationships #or if they are there's an idea that tim was using them to 'hide from his true self' or something #genuinely problematic sentiment!#i also don't really find the ''he should cheat on bernard!'' jokes funny #like lets bffr Tim's cheating was NEVER acknowledged as cheating he was seen as a good all-american boy #so like. bringing that trait back and acknowledging it as cheating ONLY after he comes out as bi? i get it- ironic homophobia but-#-i really don't like it!#anyway. close your eyes and focus on the daminika like the rest of us /j #or the stephcass jason dancing image which will live in my head and heart forever despite arguably being ooc as well <3 #bc it's funny <3 and at least I'm self aware <3 #also much MUCH more importantly DC POWER SPECIAL EXTREMELY GOOD GO READ IT FOR DUKE #and jace but i haven't read future state yet bc i tried and got. extremely bored 😞 sorry jace you seem really cool #but he's great in the story dynamjc duo with duke. loved it love them want more #special was sold out at my comic shop tho so i couldn't grab a copy. might hit the other shop in town today to see #BOOST THE NUMBERS WE NEED A POWER COMPANY ONGOING GANG #anyway yeah. tim & steph thoughts. you can just say you like them you don't have to do all that

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svtskneecaps · 1 year ago

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i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate)#shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this:#crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

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fooltofancy · 18 days ago

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the sleep may have only been two hours long, but it DID include. idk. vampire au dreams.

#woke up like year okay that's feasible #deeply considering vampiric ishgard okay in that i have thought about it for like ten minutes and been like yeah okay.#aymeric can be a vampire. as a treat.#thancred can die a little in ul'dah. as a treat.#not cooking but something else (finding weird crumbs under the bed idk)#very yoshitaka amano in there for a bit like yeah everyone DOES deserve that much hair you're right subconscious #xiv blogging #sure.#good morning #taking something that is gonna be so stupid so so seriously #i'm rewriting heavensward i'm making it Worse

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sourtomatola · 2 years ago

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Two jobs, for two bots.

This is for the Midsummer nightmare's boys! I had to draw this after that dream sequence ^^

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vaguely-concerned · 11 months ago

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more for the garashir fairytale grab bag AU I am never going to actually write: garak knows exactly what would break his curse from the start, he just never tells anyone for the longest time b/c he's so sure it could never happen

(it's asking forgiveness, of course. he thinks it's tain's forgiveness he needs, and tain is fucking dead and knew he would be by the time garak woke up so it seems the perfect unbreakable parting fuck-you revenge curse. and garak would expect nothing less from his father than that, so he's resigned to dwindling away painfully. enter julian bashir and his fierce force-of-nature compassion (and also secret illicit immense magical powers) with a steel chair!!! to go 'OH YEAH??? we'll see about that', as you might expect. oh. OH necromancer-ish julian calling tain's ghost up to ask him about what the hell he did and how to undo it, ala his gambit to go see him the wire? and the knowledge he gains from that is what confirms garak's suspicions as to what is Up with this handsome young healer mage because it could be known only by those long dead. cue east of the sun west of the moon part of the narrative once julian understands his game is up and runs away??

anyway getting some true love's kissing in by the end of it all is just a nice bonus it's not needed like strictly magically for either of their situations lol)

#garashir #star trek #ds9 #star trek ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #the sleeping beauty part is an entirely separate curse btw. tain really wanted that shit to pile up lol #I wonder what fucked up thing you'd do to Julian magically to be the equivalent of genetic engineering #splicing something into his soul maybe? turning him into a wildly powerful but 'dangerous' kind of sorcerer in the process?#something about violating his innermost essence at least that's kind of the thematic significance of it #people pointing at him after the reveal going 'THOSE ARE DARK LORD POWERS YOU FREAK' and he's like #'*barely holding back tears of frustration and exhaustion* I just wanna be a lil healer main can you guys fucking let me live....'#maybe like... when you've cracked someone's soul open once it's considered a sanctity breached or something. anything could get in #maybe ds9 is like... the cardassian ruin where they find garak sleeping (yeah I'm doing an sga/howl's moving castle thing in my head)#he still claims he's just a simple tailor upon being woken up and getting the castle to fly them out of danger. of course.#he also still hates the place as much as he did in the show it was considered a shitty backwater place to be stationed back in the day #guys. I think I am cooking but unfortunately I'm perpetually burnt out I don't have enough fuel to make anything of it lmao

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petrow1tch · 8 months ago

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They weren't lying, this psychological recovery journey got hands

#3rd month of taking antidepressants and knowing that There Is something majorly fucked up within me #i feel like im becoming normal bit by bit but also now my other problems become my aparent to me #i started to notice i have this childlike simplistic attitude towards wonder and relationships but also at the same time i understand the #severity of troubles around me on the level of burned out adult #but also it takes me from a week to several years to realize what people meant #and yet sometimes i get everything clearly #there are still ways to go #i still have to find a therapist #cuz psych diagnosed me with BPD; geberal anxiety disorder and ADHD and said i have autism signs that could explain the development of BPD #but all he can do is medical treatment which is not the kind you need for BPD and autism #im not saying you can treat autism but yeah he meant i need a psychotherapist for these instead of psychiatrist #i hope i can complete this mental health journey bcuz i feel like i finally got hit with all the weight of burnout i had all these years #i did some creative work in the august/early september but rn its all touching grass in real world and playing games #like i cook i help my family with chores i play fortnite i clean up my room i go out at 1am to look at the stars #all of my own volition without feeling like i need to push myself to do this #I'm scared that making art is not one of those things #i often have a thought that maybe art isnt really for me and in a perfect world i wouldnt do it #but then why am i so good at it #like...#petrotalk

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koyacyi-vode · 2 months ago

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what if i.... got obsessed with Star Wars again??

#not gonna lie i was feeling nostalgic and then i saw people asking about jareor and it made something in my chest clench like oooooh #and so i went down memory lane and reread some old fics that i love and it made me happy.#and then i reread MY old fics and even my WIPs and i was like oh yeah! this was cooking wtf happened! (life. life happened.)#and then to top it all off i read through every comment for my fics again and gosh. everyone was just so nice #those comments meant (and still mean!) so much to me #its daunting cause its been years and i'm woefully out of practice with star wars lore and i'd need to rewatch some things.#but part of me wants to? i miss this community more than any other i've been a part of. i miss writing too.#i cant guarantee i'll be active again. i have two jobs one of which is very stressful (i work in the news rn) but i want to be.#i might start with reading more and reblogging art again... i want to pick back up with my fanfics but i may go back and rewrite a bit firs #oh maybe some star wars books are on libby and i can read some novels!#ugh i miss you guys. it's been years i dont think many of you are around. but i still think fondly of you all.#fluff rambles

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karliahs · 3 months ago

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a blorbo that likes to cook is something that can be so personal...

#talking #especially when it's so resonant like...#ren persona 5 making meals that literally heal his friends/allow them to fight better #and it being this thing he learns from sojiro. symbol of him getting more and more entangled with leblanc & sojiro & futaba #and now I have chihiro <3 #sign of that fascinating layered parentification thing going on in the rokuhira household #but also I feel like chihiro was so proud of like. yeah my dad can do these incredible things but here is something I am better at #all that love & pride tangled up in there #and then it's this artifact of a world he's lost. slowly slipping back in as his life starts to fill with people he loves again #every day I will romanticise cooking...it's corny but the term I always think of is life-affirming #feels like being part of the world #idk I made paella and planted some seeds and now I'm writing about chihiro teaching hakuri how to cook. a good day

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drsantosgf · 5 days ago

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#i think its okay to acknowledge that he used to be asshole #and all the nuance that comes with previously being an asshole and having become a better person #like he's not a kind of shitty misogynist ANYMORE and that's important to understand #he's a very giving partner NOW but i can see him being a very shitty kind of selfish one in the past #both to cover up the fact that dating women is not his thing and bc the douchebag culture he was groomed by encourages that behavior #he escaped that and has become a better person for it and subsequently a better partner #[see: breakfast in bed; paying for everything; indulging in billy boils; “best sleep i've had in this place”; fluffing pillows; caretaking]#[“i didn't want to pressure you”; coming to the bachelor party; putting his own exhaustion aside to come to the wedding; helicopter theft]#etc etc etc #but considering the way tommy behaved in the begins episodes it is reasonable to come to the conclusion that he wouldn't be a good partner #or at least as giving and in tune with buck as he is now #just like how buck treated women with a sense of flippancy and disrespectful; tommy probably covered for his insecurities and fears by #masking with that same persona in a relationship. its reasonable to assume that he used to behave like the shitty straight boyfriend cliche #that straight women complain about but stay in relationships with #i don't think he was terrible enough for abby to think god i need to get out of here but just had his shortcomings and ignorant moments #just like you see him exhibit towards hen and chimney #[ eg.: speaking without thinking; being resistant to change or correction; overlooking her needs ]#but especially never wanting to do something that outsiders could perceive as weak/effeminate/queer #at the same time he seemed almost protective of his relationship with abby when gerard told him to invite her over to cook for them #something obviously misogynistic. it's interesting to see his hesitancy as he noncommittally says yeah yeah soon i guess #so i also wonder if he had kind of two personas with abby (1) that is the straightdouchebag publicly + (2) that is an actually kind partner #and i feel like when you have those two personas they can end up blending together #so in private he has those off moments where he acts the way society expects him to act whenever he's confronted with uncomfortable thoughts #thoughts that force him to confront his disinterest and probable disgust with dating women and being intimate with them #edit: tumblr won't let me move tags around for some reason so i'm putting additions down here #i wanted to add [making comments that are bigoted but never fully understanding why they're bigoted] into the exampls of tommy's bigoty #i also wanted to clarify earlier that what i mean is tommy wasn't as in tune with abby as we see him be with buck

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shrikeseams · 9 months ago

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Sometimes I think about how fucking long the first age elvish protagonists were alive.

And then I think about them using that time to make every fashion mistake under the sun (or treelight).

And then I think about Finrod gluing a fake bead on, like that one Jenna Marbles video.

#tolkien #san shoots the breeze #Not sure yet which of the finwian cousins achieved her iconic 'hell yeah' eyebrows #I'm thinking it might be something fingon and angrod and aegnor cooked up together while drunk #...or as a very early relationship pre-kids feanor and nerdanel incident. Somewhere between amping each other up and aesthetic chicken

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incoming-wormhole · 1 year ago

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Got any Carson Beckett headcanons? 👀

I cannot think of anything more than the one that's been rolling around in my head for days.

This is inspired by that one throwaway line from Irresistible in which Rodney talks about Carson being able to walk on his hands.

When Carson was a wee laddie, he went to the circus with his family and was absolutely inspired by what he saw. He takes up gymnastics at school. Even though he chooses to go into medicine for university, he keeps up the gymnastics as a good outlet for all his studying stress.

#honestly i haven't been able to get it out of my head that Beckett can walk on his hands #i know it's a throwaway line but i literally thought about it days after that episode trying to think why on earth Carson would be able to #walk on his hands #and then i saw we had a circus around the corner and decided yeah Carson can go to the circus. as a treat.#also makes him immune to clowns which i think would be funny considering Rodney and John both have a fear of clowns #Carson Beckett #I'm so sorry i couldn't come up with anything better than this I literally kept looking at this ask trying to cook up something better #also im sorry this sat in my inbox for so long #but thank you for the ask! I love Baby Boy War Criminal Carson Beckett #texasdreamer01 #ask box #sga

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tbh-entp · 1 year ago

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It's moments like me saying something hilariously false to a guy who I'm dating in an effort to get him to argue with me that I realize.. this wild Ne is chaos at night

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dirkxcaliborn · 4 months ago

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ough I was about to list my bed for sale (I'm planning to get a new one) but I suddenly got scared sdfghj what if I miss it??? what do you mean someone's going to come into my house and take my bed away??? that's mine????

#coyo speaks #chronic overattachment to objects syndrome #I know it's going to be fine because like #it's fine #yeah I about threw up with anxiety over the thought of replacing my computer mouse #but like it ended up being fine #they should invent a me who doesn't have a panic response to things changing #whenever I like... suddenly fixate heavily on getting/doing something new #it always ends up following through and being good #but it's still scary #for once it's not the price that's terrifying me #I wish I could go to IKEA myself and just pick up the bed #I think I'd feel better having it physically here #having to give up something so core to my life first is so scary #wdym I not only have to get something new but also lose something???? hello????????#do I even have the time or energy to handle that rn #I'm not posting or ordering tonight tho #I need to let it cook more

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reticent-fate · 1 year ago

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part 2/26? (might be restructuring uploads so it might be 27 parts instead. dw about it.)

from the beginning

inspired by the whole genre of otherkin hrt comics (obviously, i just forgot to mention it in the body of the first part)

#otherkin hrt #fictionkin hrt #fictionkin #otherkin #digihrt #dg arts #-apomon #i really had a lot of fun doing timeline things for this #it's the first time i've done these kinds of flashbacks before #you'll be seeing like three of them in the comic (including in the little bonus strips which i'll upload after part 22ish)#i tried to make sure it was legible what the chronology was with a mix of the “-1 year ago” stuff #but also #i tried to make sure that all the flashbacks were also in chronological order #so long as i don't decide to add anymore the flashbacks get closer and closer to the start of the hrt comic #also i should note that the lore i cooked up for the digihrt is mostly inspired by the fact that there are SO MANY mons #and that in a lot of cases in the actual series most mons above adult level are extremely rare to see #so like being out and open about your species type could be a ticket to doxxtown #there's something i'm toying with with that idea about the frustrating navigation of the world as a trans person #where you have to perform gender differently depending on different contexts #it doesn't really play out much in the main comic but i might do some bonus strips talking about it #anyways uh #yeah #director's commentary yipee #-sky

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