#yep still watching this over and over

[kairithemang0]

does this count as a curtwen moment?

the answer is no, but i'll say it is because im that desperate

[yakny]

"NUNCA APRENDES, PLATITA."

[lucianinsanity]

Going insane about that old man and all the gays in different realities

[ishipmutualrespect]

“And after all this time you're still the one I love”

[holographings]

this art block has gone on long enough i’m breaking out the heavy duty blorbos

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

We love a proud and supportive husband. 🥰😍

No you don't understand. These pictures. Look at him and his face. Watching his wife. My heeeeeart. 🥲🥲🥲

[mew-cake]

Guess who just had her first ~*car accident*~

[imprettybitchin]

💤

My muse is having a nightmare. Send 💤 for their reaction to your muse waking them up Status: Accepting! @mikewheelertm

El wanders the Upside Down, screaming for someone who’s name El can't quite hear. Every part of her feels heavy and dull. Cold pricks the edges of her consciousness. If she doesn’t find him soon, she might just drop dead herself. But she has to find him. Of that much, she’s sure. 

She turns a corner and finds a figure strangled by vines. Their skin has the grey-tinged, nearly translucent quality that humans have after being killed by creatures from the Upside Down. 

Something El will soon have if she remains here any longer. 

Against her better judgment, El walks closer to the figure. Narrowed eyes scan the individual for any identifying marks, but it’s hard with the two vines obscuring the victim’s face. The one covering the person’s mouth refuses to move, but with some effort, El’s able to use her powers in order to move the other vine. The blood drains for El’s face. The entire world feels like it’s tilting to one side, and she nearly throws up with the sudden vertigo. 

Mike.

It’s Mike.

This can’t be happening. 

One of the vines pulls her back, but she scrambles forward to pull the vine covering his mouth. A few slug-like creatures ooze from his mouth and plop onto the ground.

“MIKE!”

The vine is pulling her with more force now, but she tugs her arm away. She can't leave him like this! She can't leave him here to die! he'salreadydeadhe'salreadydea-. El shakes Mike, but nothing happens. dead!dead!dead! NO. NONONONO-

"MIKE! MIKE!” 

The vine shakes her so much that she’s suddenly yanked from the Upside Down into somewhere filled with bright yellow light that seers her sensitive eyes. Then she sees him.

Mike.

Mike is alive. Mike, alive but concerned, looks down at her as she continues to thrash and scream his name. His lips are moving, but she can't hear him. Then, what feels like an eternity later, his voice finally comes through, and El finally stops resisting. She’s as exhausted as in her dream, but thankfully without the dreaded cold seeping into her bones. Mike’s name still falls from her lips over and over, only the screaming has turned into quiet pleading as tears stream down her face.

Mike, please be real.

Mike, please be alive.

Mike, please, please, I need you.

Mike.

Mike.

Mike.

[iero]

feel like i should tell you that i’ve officially been infected by eddie munson blorbo sydrome. still know next to nothing about stranger things but i follow the eddie munson tag because he’s just nice to look at :) also it made me laugh so hard when i found out that during the “this is music!” scene maya hawke is holding multiple identical copies of an iron maiden tape while she’s naming different artists alskdjsk

Petal, I love this for you even if you don't watch the show! He's just... neat. :) I actually love that you were like, "Can't be normal about him anymore." and started following the tag.

I don't know if you know this, but Iron Maiden's mascot, that's on all their album covers, is also named Eddie! So, it's a very nice shoutout to both the band and him! The "This is music!" scene is ironic and iconic for a reason! A metalhead has got to defend his music taste and good for him for doing so!

[breitzbachbea]

just started plutarch’s life of marcellus :-) thinking of you

Thank you so much tate :') the blorbfoe!!!

[artemiseamoon]

I stan 2 kings here

[kingdomoftyto]

...BIG FEELS AND BIG PLOT DEVELOPMENTS AT THE END OF THAT BOOK, HUH

[bittwitchy]

me, someone who writes/roleplays/etc w.illiam a.fton: I love insulting willy after it's my favorite passtime

[skelly-words]

Bring your tentacle to work day…

NSFW: tentacle smut, anal, vaginal, squirting, public, exhibitionism, getting caught (non-con to the viewer?) yep that's it

There's pt. 2 and pt. 3

NO MINORS 18+ ONLY

Thinking about a pet tentacle that stays in your panties all day. Nobody can see it under your skirt. The fatter end plugs your butt. Its length is textured by suckers on one side, in the same shiny blue as the skin. It runs up and down your slit, letting the slick suckers wake your pussy up, sliding through the sticky mess dripping out of you. The tip softly suctions to your sensitive clit, making your thighs squeeze shut on the bumpy bus ride to work.

Once you sit at your desk, lost on a floor of cubicles, the tentacle begins to double over itself to push into your cunt. You try to stay focused on the spreadsheet in front of you, but your slick and the lubrication oozing from the tentacle is beginning to soak through your underwear. The disgusting squish of the appendage writhing inside of you can be heard coming from between your legs.

It stretches you open so good and you hump the chair for more stimulation. You can feel the end buried in your ass begin to throb, signaling that it's close to release. Your heavy breathing starts turning into soft whines and moans that you can't seem to keep down.

The swollen tentacle fucks you harder, frantically pushing into your pussy as far as it can until you're completely full. Your muscles clench and spasm around it as the suckers brush all the best spots inside of you. In a haze, you stumble to the bathroom, rushing into the back stall before you cum all over your cubicle.

You grip the handicap bar as the head of the tentacle pops off your clit to shove inside of you too.

You hold onto the bar firmly, bent over to press your chest to the wall. One hand flips up your skirt and shoves your panties down your thighs. A shiver runs through you as the cool air hits your exposed cunt, all sloppy and wet from being stimulated all day. With more room to move, the greedy tentacle fucks you faster, sucking itself into your pussy as you could feel the entire muscle pulse.

Your middle finger gently teases your clit, circling around and around the little nub until you’re so close to cumming, practically spilling over the edge when you hear the door creak.

“Oh, no n- shit.” You never locked the stall, and you watch in horror as your co-worker slams the stall door open.

“Hey, are you feeling oka…” She trails off. Eyes widening but never leaving your cunt, all puffy and fucked out. Her jaw slackens and you give up on trying to speak as the tentacle begins to ejaculate. Milky-blue cum floods into you and overflows to trickle down your pretty thighs.

Your co-worker won't make eye-contact with you, but through her shy demeanor, you see the lust dusting her cheeks with red as she watches you. Your sensitive cunny twitches around the fat tentacle as you squirt everywhere.

You've made a mess of the bathroom, your legs are almost too weak to support you, and your co-worker still hasn't spoken.

Finally, in a shaky voice she says, “where do I get one of those?”

A/N- I kinda want a pt 2 where you use it on the co-worker, but idk if that's too over the top.

Okay I did it

[monicahar]

“what are you doing?”

you comically cower behind his back even further.

“hiding.”

“...why?”

“because there's a flipping lion in the room with us, JING YUAN. that's what.” you snap back angrily.

if you're wondering how you got into this predicament—it's not that far from being akin to a kidnapper leading on a child with sweets and delicacies.

under the guise of work and a few promised cuddles, he had made you follow his steps into his home—now with you glued to his body like it's your own lifeline. the snow-white lion snugly lies down by the only exit of the room you're both occupying—having just introduced herself when it came to jing yuan for a few pets, scaring the bejeebers out of you when its fur had grazed the back of your thighs all of a sudden.

the lion only shows confusion yet complies when jing yuan coaxed her to go away for a few moments. in other words—for you to take a breather.

in response to your much evident suffering and growing impatience, a mirthful laugh escapes him, craning his head to look at you over his shoulder to throw you a small mischievous grin “it's just my cat. i don't see the problem.”

“that's fully grown lion, you scoundrel!” you hit his back weakly, whisper-yelling as if said lion would attack you if you spoke any louder. “a-ah...it's looking at me weirdly. it's definitely thinking of how delicious i am!”

“mimi is very gentle. i doubt she's thinking of such a thing.”

you sink further in his shadow when the lion catches your wary gaze with a tilt of its head. “jing, please. it may like you, but i doubt that a territorial species would enjoy having a stranger around its person bubble.”

“you're free to leave anytime, darling. i'm not forcing you to stay.” he says coyly.

“with how your adorable little mimi is standing right by the door—i doubt i can leave of my own accord.”

“so you think she's adorable? good to hear that.” oh, now he has selective hearing?

“jing yuan. please.” you kneel down and tug on his robes pleadingly, catching him off guard to the point he has now decided to fully turn towards you in mild surprise. “i really don't know how to deal with this! i don't dislike her or anything, i'm just super scared that she won't like me and would—”

“calm down.” your lover couches down before you, hand raising to pat your head. “she doesn't bite. i promise.”

“how are you so sure?” you question incredulously, ignoring the way your heartbeat quickens at his actions. “even if she's domesticated, she's still an animal that thrives on her own survival instincts.”

“dearest, would i really have taken in a pet if it was openly feral?”

“yep. you would.” you reply in a heartbeat.

his eye twitches in return.“ahem—okay, so as i was saying,” standing up to his full height, he stretches out a hand towards you, staring at you softly as he does so. “we both know i adore delicate and gentle things, [name]. mimi is exactly that—hence why i didn't mind taking her in and burdened you with meeting her.”

you raise a brow. he shrugs, opting to resign upon your obvious reluctance on the matter.

“truthfully, i wished to see my two favourite companions to bond and get along with my own two eyes,” he heaves an apologetic huff, a tad bit disappointed whilst you only stare in surprise, “but if you're really uncomfortable with it then i suppose i shouldn't force you.”

he helps you up with ease when you finally put your hand on his, hastily padding off the dust that was caught in your clothes upon kneeling down.

grasping your hand comfortingly to calm your nerves, you hate that it work flawlessly upon his touch.

“let's go?”

you were about to nod—until your gaze catches the lion's once more.

...pretty eyes.

snowmoon.

your heart clenches at the realisation.

“on second thought...” you trail off, watching as the mammal sits up in anticipation at your eye contact. jing yuan raises a brow at you, “i think i'll try interacting with her.”

he huffs out a deep chuckle, “really, you don't have to—”

“mimi?” you call out, leaning sideways to look past behind your lover's tall figure. he does the same, turning his head over his shoulder to look at the same direction you're fixated on.

the lion perks up, and starts walking towards you. you grin, but not before whispering back to jing yuan,

“if she actually bites me, we're breaking up.”

“no promises.”

you finally pat the lion's head after about an hour of excessive whining it'll bite you, finally havin found the courage to actually see it as a mere domesticated cat whilst glaring daggers at the owner.

“mimi...attack that bad guy.” you point at him, face still looking smug as ever.

“she won't listen to y—” said lion pounces on him.

idek what this is fiakehwjbsksbw i cant write no more man,,,,*/proceeds to make another jingyuan drabble in google doc

[master-gatherer]

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