#yifan blurb

[cloudycrystalkpop]

“liar” and “run” with Kris Wu from EXO

spell book

“there’s some weird ass shit going on.” he huffed as he pulled his hood over his eyes.

“you’re being dramatic.” you rolled your eyes.

“am i?” he raised a brow. you suddenly felt a chill down your spine. Kris’ eyes moved from your face to just over your shoulder.

“…what is it?” you asked, about to turn over your shoulder.

“don’t.” you jumped at his tone, reaching out and grabbing your shoulder. his eyes flitted from your eyes to just behind you. “listen to me very carefully.”

you swallowed, but nodded.

“(y/n), i’m going to need you,” you felt something cold brush your back, causing you to stiffen. “RUN!”

Kris grabbed you arm and pulled you behind him. you let out a yell and bolted.

~

Kris stared at the creature, a warmth he’d forgotten about growing in his throat.

“you can run, but you know it’s hopeless.” the voice echoed. Kris scoffed in reply.

“liar.”

~

you looked over your shoulder, just in time, to watch a black hooded figure go up in flames.

[lunarimagines]

MOBILE MASTERLIST

I have received many requests to update my masterlist, so here it is! As of October 18, 2020...

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~ = TRIGGER WARNING

* = SEXUAL CONTENT

[REDBUBBLE]

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Kpop

+ EXO

YOU’RE THE NEW GIRL WITH A ‘BAD GIRL’ IMAGE [VERSION 1] [VERSION 2]

THEY’RE IN THE MOOD, BUT YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD

THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS ANEMIC  

PLAYING WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND’S LONG HAIR

MAKING BREAKFAST WITH YOU

JONGIN REACTION TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS ASKING PERMISSION BEFORE INITIATING SKIN SHIP

WHAT DATING JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING SEHUN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING LUHAN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH KAI WOULD BE LIKE

LATE NIGHT LUHAN FLUFF BLURB

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH EXO (OT12)

WOLF!CHEN

*ONLY I CAN (KYUNGSOO SMUT)

*HOW YIXING WOULD BE IN BED

*SEX WITH BAEKHYUN

WHAT DATING BAEKHYUN WOULD BE LIKE

*WHAT SEX WITH KRIS WOULD BE LIKE

*I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS (SEHUN SMUT)

*WHAT SEX WITH JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE

WHEN YOU CONFESS TO KAI

WHEN THE MANAGERS SUGGEST HE BREAK UP WITH YOU 

*SEX WITH CHEN

*SEX WITH KYUNGSOO

*SEX WITH LUHAN

*SEX WITH SEHUN

WOLF!KAI

*SEX WITH CHANYEOL

*SEX WITH SUHO

DATING CHANYEOL

*SEX WITH TAO

*SEX WITH XIUMIN

DATING KYUNGSOO

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH CHANYEOL

YOU HAVE BENIGN ESSENTIAL TREMOR

WOLF!BAEKHYUN

THEY FIND OUT THEY’RE DOING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH YOU (THEIR CRUSH)

FLUFFY XIUMIN ONE SHOT 

~YOU’RE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT 

CUDDLING WITH SUHO AND ACCIDENTALLY WAKING HIM UP

~YOUR SELF HARM COPING NOTEBOOK

YOU’RE DATING IN SECRET AND HE KISSES YOU (UNKNOWINGLY) IN FRONT OF CAMERAS 

JEALOUS!JONGIN

MARRIED LIFE WITH CHANYEOL

CUDDLING WITH KRIS AND SEHUN

*TOUCH IT [JONGDAE SMUT]

DATING KRIS [WU YIFAN]

HUSBAND!JONGIN

SECRETADMIRER!JONGIN

CUDDLING WITH EXO

THEIR GF HAD ADD

WHAT DATING JONGDAE WOULD BE LIKE

GROWING UP WITH JONGIN

YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD

YOU THINK THEY ARE CHEATING

EXO REACTION TO SEEING YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU TWO BROKE UP

WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING SUHO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING LAY WOULD BE LIKE

YOU FAINT IN HIS ARMS [CHANYEOL ANGST]

MARRIED LIFE WITH LUHAN

THE OVERLOOK [BAD!BOY CHANYEOL]

A-Z NSFW

[JONGDAE]

TEXTING

[JONGDAE]

+  BTS

YOU TELLING THEM ‘I LOVE YOU’

S/O TRIPPING OVER NOTHING

TYPE OF TUMBLR BLOG BTS WOULD HAVE

HEARING YOU SPEAK YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE

LOSING SOMETHING OF THEIRS WHILE IN THE CAR

DANCING AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING THE T.V.

WATCHING A MOVIE WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS WHEN A SEXUAL SCENE COMES ON

WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING

~ FINDING SELF HARM SCARS ON YOUR BODY

MOVIE NIGHT WITH JUNGKOOK

WHAT DATING RM WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING JUNGKOOK WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING TAEHYUNG WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING YOONGI WOULD BE LIKE

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH SUGA

* VISITING NAMJOON AT THE STUDIO

BEING BEST FRIENDS (OT7)

YOU’RE AFRAID OF DOGS

YOU WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE AT DANCE PRACTICE

YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU

YOU’RE REALLY AFRAID OF BUGS

*SEX WITH JIMIN

*SEX WITH TAEHYUNG

*SEX WITH YOONGI

*SEX WITH NAMJOON

*SEX WITH JUNGKOOK

*SEX WITH JIN

*SEX WITH J-HOPE

*DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU (JIMIN SMUT)

*WATCH ME BABYGIRL [JUNGKOOK SERIES - COMPLETE] [1] [2] [3] [4] [vmin filler] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]

WHEN I HAD YOU [JIMIN ANGST/FLUFF]

BAKING WITH JUNGKOOK

*THEIR S/O GIVING THEM A SHOW

*THIGH RIDING YOONGI

*WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY [NAMJOON SUGAR DADDY SMUT]

THEIR CRUSH/BEST FRIEND IS AFFECTIONATE WHEN SICK

~THEIR TEENAGE CHILD GETS IN THEIR FIRST CAR ACCIDENT

~THEY HAVE A DREAM WHERE YOU DIE

*I HATE YOU. I LOVE YOU? [JIMIN ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS SMUT]

*PHONE SEX WITH NAMJOON

THEIR S/O IS CATCALLED 

BRINGING THEIR AMERICAN S/O TO MEET THEIR PARENTS

DATING NAMJOON BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS

THEIR S/O TAKES THEM TO A HAUNTED HOUSE

BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM 

DANCING QUEEN [HOSEOK FLUFF]

*REACTION TO YOU SAYING “TAKE ME”

BTS THINKING THEIR S/O IS CHEATING

THEIR S/O IS A PICKY EATER

*BTS REACTION TO YOU GIVING THEM A SHOW

*YOONGI FWB

BTS REACTION TO YOU SITTING ON THEIR LAP…

~IF YOU’D LET ME [JIMIN ANGST]

YOU CUDDLING THEM IN YOUR SLEEP AND SAYING “I LOVE YOU”

*YOU’RE ON

THEIR S/O GETS A LIP PIERCING

DATING YOONGI BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS 

*YOU “FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES” 

IF SOMEBODY HAD TOLD YOU… [JUNGKOOK FLUFF]

*I WAS KIND OF HOPING THIS COULD BE YOUR PRESENT [JUNGKOOK SMUT]

BTS REACTION TO THEIR GF BRINGING THEM LUNCH

THEIR GF IS SIMILAR TO HOBI AND HAPPENS TO BE CLOSE TO HOBI

*FACE DOWN [YOONGI SMUT]

THEIR CRUSH IS DOTING/MOTHERLY

*YOU MOAN THEIR NAME DURING SEX

*YOU WANT SEX WHILE THEY’RE WORKING

*PHONE SEX WITH YOONGI

*REVERSING ROLES [YOONGI SMUT]

JEALOUS!YOONGI

BTS REACTION TO YOU HIDING YOUR SMILE WHEN YOU LAUGH

EYE ON THE TARGET (JUNGKOOK) [1] [2]

SEOKJIN AS YOUR SUGAR DADDY

BTS REACTION TO THEIR S/O CUPPING THEIR FACE AND KISSING THEM

~BTS REACTION TO THEIR FRIEND NOT BEING COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODY SIZE

TEXTING

[JIN] [JIMIN] [TAEHYUNG] [SUGA] [J HOPE] [RAP MONSTER] [JUNGKOOK] BESTFRIEND!JUNGKOOK HIGHSCHOOL!BTS FUCKBOY!YOONGI

SNAPS

[TAEHYUNG]

A-Z NSFW

[JUNGKOOK] [YOONGI]

+ ATEEZ

CONDITIONALLY YOURS (Seonghwa) [1]

ATEEZ REACTION TO ANOTHER MEMBER WALKING IN ON THE TWO OF YOU MAKING OUT [1] [2]

ATEEZ REACTION TO BEING JEALOUS OF ANOTHER MEMBER GETTING CLOSE TO THEIR S/O

+ INFINITE

YOU TALK ABOUT SEX

+ BOYFRIEND

THEY ALL LOVE THE SAME GIRL

ACCEPTING AN AWARD YOU

YOU THREATENING TO FIGHT THE CEO IF THEY DON’T GET A COMEBACK

VALENTINES DAY WITH KWANGMIN

*SEX WITH DONGHYUN

+ MISS A

GOING INTO TOWN WITH YOU

+ MONSTA X

THEY ACCIDENTALLY HUG YOUR SISTER INSTEAD OF YOU

*SEX WITH MINHYUK

SINGING A BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH

MARRIED LIFE WITH SHOWNU

REACTION TO THEIR GF AND ANOTHER MEMBER…

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MONSTA X 

THEIR GF IS OLDER THAN THEM

ANNOYING THEIR MEMBERS BY SHOWING PDA WITH THEIR S/O

THEIR GF GIVES THEM A MASSAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME

*RETURN THE FAVOR [KIHYUN SMUT]

DATING IN SECRET WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY KISSES YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS

*YOU SAY THEY HAVE A SMALL DICK DURING A FIGHT

WHAT DATING IM WOULD BE LIKE

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

*HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU HADN’T... [KIHYUN SMUT]

YOU HUG THEM FROM BEHIND AND ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THEIR CROTCH

MARRIED LIFE WITH JOOHEON

*SEX WITH IM

MARRIED LIFE WITH IM

*SEX WITH HYUNGWON

*SEX WITH KIHYUN

*SEX WITH JOOHEON

*SEX WITH SHOWNU

*SEX WITH WONHO

MONSTA X REACTION TO THEIR S/O HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

*THIGH RIDING MONSTA X

+ GOT7

*SEX WITH JACKSON

*SEX WITH JUNIOR

*SEX WITH MARK

*SEX WITH JAEBUM

YOU WEAR THEIR SWEATER, YELL “KISS ME”, THEN RUN AWAY

*SEX WITH YUGYEOM 

LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!JACKSON

THEIR GF HAS SWEATER PAWS

GOT7 AS FATHERS 

BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM 

*THEIR GF KNOWS HOW TO DEEPTHROAT

YUGYEOM DATING AN OLDER WOMAN

YOU’RE DATING MARK AND THE OTHER MEMBERS ARE JEALOUS

*SINCERELY, YOUR NEW FWB [YUGYEOM SMUT]

*REACTION TO THEIR GF WANTING TO BE SPANKED

JACKSON HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU

*I DIDN’T HAVE TIME FOR “CLASSY” [JAEBUM SMUT]

*SEX WITH YOUNGJAE

YOU’RE SICK BUT DON’T WANT TO WORRY THEM SO YOU KEEP IT A SECRET

DATING JAEBUM AND BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

*SEX WITH BAMBAM

TEXTS

BESTFRIEND!JACKSON

SNAPS

[JINYOUNG]

+ C-CLOWN (DISBANDED)

*SEX WITH ROME

DATING CHRISTIAN YU [ROME]

+RED VELVET

YOU CALL THEM YOUR BEST FRIEND

*AN OVERWHELMING FEELING [IRENE SMUT]

+ INFINITE 

*SEX WITH MYUNGSOO

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

+ IKON

*SEX WITH HANBIN

*SEX WITH DONGHYUK

“I DIDN’T LOVE YOU” [DONGHYUK FLUFF]

*SEX WITH JUNHOE 

*SEX WITH BOBBY

+ NCT

SOULMATE!MARK

WHAT DATING LUCAS WOULD BE LIKE

STUDY DATE WITH JUNGWOO

NCT 127 + JENO REACTION TO THEIR S/O BEING 160CM

EXCUSES, EXCUSES [HAECHAN FLUFF]

NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BEING 165-170CM TALL

~NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BECOMING DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE

TEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION

WHAT DATING MARK WOULD BE LIKE

DATING TAEYONG

DATING JOHNNY (NCT)

FAKE TEXTS

BESTFRIEND -> BOYFRIEND MARK

WISHING MARK A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[DONGHYUCK]

TWO WRONGS MAKE… A COUPLE? [Prince!Renjun] [1] [2]

+ F(X)

THEIR S/O HAS FIBROMYALGIA 

*SEX WITH AMBER

+ BLACKPINK

BARISTA!ROSÉ

WHAT DATING LISA WOULD BE LIKE

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ROSÉ

+ BLOCK B

*SEX WITH PARK KYUNG

+ DAY6

*TENDER LOVE AND AFTERCARE [BRIAN/YOUNG K SMUT]

DATING DOWOON

+ PENTAGON

WHAT DATING WOOSEOK WOULD BE LIKE

+ SHINee [NO LONGER WRITING FOR]

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MINHO

LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!KIBUM

SECRETLY DATING WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY KISS YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS 

SINGING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH

THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE SAME IDOL

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH SHINee

THEIR REACTION TO YOU CRYING

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH TAEMIN

GROWING UP WITH TAEMIN

YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD

+ TWICE

*WHAT DATING JIHYO WOULD BE LIKE

FIRST KISSES WITH TWICE

STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH TWICE

*SEX WITH MINA (TWICE)

+ GIRLS GENERATION [SNSD]

DATING TIFFANY

THEY FIND A GUY NAKED BY ACCIDENT

THEY FIND TAENY KISSING ROMANTICALLY

SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH THEIR SECRET GIRLFRIEND

THEIR BEST FRIEND IS HEARTBROKEN OVER A BOY

+ MAMAMOO

THEY ARE JEALOUS 

AND THEN… [MOONBYUL SMUT] [2]

+ SEVENTEEN

YOU’RE A TRAINEE UNDER PLEDIS

SUCK IT UP [JUN ANGST/FLUFF]

“IT’S TIME” [CHAN FLUFF]

*SEX WITH MINGYU

+ VIXX

THEIR GF HAS WAVY/CURLY HAIR

TELLING THEM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

+ ASTRO 

REACTION TO YOU SQUISHING THEIR CHEEKS

SNAPS

SANHA X CUTE

+ 2NE1

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CL

+ SISTAR

BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL

+ X1

GOING THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH BF!HANGYUL

T.V. SERIES:

TWD

TELLING CARL YOU LOVE HIM

TEEN WOLF

SCOTT MCCALL

UNDERCOVER IDIOTS [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

DEREK HALE 

INDISCREET JEALOUSY

COME ON CINDERELLA

*SOLID ALIBI

I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS

DON’T DRINK THE ORANGE JUICE

THE MURDER OF THE BETRAYER [PART 1] [PART 2]

ISAAC LAHEY

I HAPPEN TO LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU

I’LL TAKE THAT CHANCE

STILES STILINSKI 

VALENTINE’S DAY

PRANK WAR

TVD

DAMAN SALVATORE

VICTORIAN ERA ROMANCE

~FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR ANOREXIA

SUPERNATURAL

DEAN 

HUNTING HAS ITS PERKS

PROPOSING TO YOU

BLUSH

BANDS:

5SOS

BLURBS:

ASHTON IRWIN 

FRATBOY! ASHTON

CALUM HOOD 

ROUND TWO

MICHAEL CLIFFORD 

LATE NIGHT

BIRTHDAY AU MEME (AKA MY VERY FIRST IMAGINE EVER ON THIS BLOG)

LUKE HEMMINGS 

WHAT DATING LUKE WOULD BE LIKE

IMAGINES:

CALUM HOOD 

*SAVING WATER

4/4

HE FINDS OUT YOU’RE REALLY TICKLISH

1D

HARRY STYLES 

I’LL BE THOR

MOVIES:

THE OUTSIDERS

SODAPOP

~SODAPOP FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR DEPRESSION

THE AVENGERS

THOR

BEING ABLE TO LIFT THOR’S HAMMER

YOUTUBE

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH DAN AND PHIL

[mylifeinhopeworld]

New blog

As you may know, I’m making a new kpop blog, while leaving this one on hold for at least a year. I’ll be back on here, don’t worry, but for now I’m moving over there. 

My new blog is @neo-chicken-technology

It’ll be a place where I reblog kpop stuff and write from time to time. Basically just like this blog...minus the smut

I’ll cross a few projects/fics over there since there doesn’t need to be any smut in them. The rest of my Vixx MAZE fic as well as my projects for a Monsta x knight AU and a Got7 spy AU will be posted on there and I might repost some fluff blurbs from this blog’s masterlist. 

I’ll be tagging some mutuals and friends so if you guys wanna follow me on there or just come to talk with me from time to time, please do! (I already followed some of you guys with that blog so...now you know that’s me lol) ♥

@astronomlns @cbxtual @binnie-binnie-bambam @ilikeeverythingonmypizza @chogiwamypace @kwanisms @uwu-yifan @kihyunshighnote @whitenoise-exo @yeolsangeleyes @interstellix @thedollymaker  sorry if I forgot people, I did this list off the top of my head :))

[jeffersonhairpie]

remember you once wrote about snail-racing? yeah i'd like more of that pls

I was about to start writing when I remembered that I’d actually already written around two thirds this fic a long ass time ago, I just never got round to posting. Enjoy one from the vaults kids

If you haven’t read Slow And Steady then you might wanna get on that before you tackle this. 

- 

Late night chill nips at Taekwoon’s finger tips and hepushes his hands deeper into his pockets. Of all the nights for them to bestanding on a pavement, waiting for midnight, the universe would have to throwthem the first properly cold night of the season.

“Five minutes,” Jackson grins around chattering teeth. He’sbundled up in one of Taekwoon’s old coats on account of it being larger thananything he owns himself. Taekwoon, meanwhile, had been foolish enough to thinkthat a jumper would suffice and if Jackson is cold, then it’s nothing on him.

Still, he has his pride. “I’m fine,” he grumbles, whenJackson threads his arms round his waist and pulls him into a back hug.

“Oh please, there’s no use you standing out here freezing todeath,” Jackson hums into Taekwoon’s back. He’s not tall enough to rest hishead on his boyfriend’s shoulders, so his nose presses between his shoulderblades. The warmth of his breath just breaks through Taekwoon’s thin jacket, but it’s enough to take the edge off the cold.

The line’s not all that long, this is no Harry Potter, but afair few people have turned out for the book launch. Taekwoon had passed the shopon the way home from work earlier that day and the girls at the front of theline had already been in place, ready to be the first through the doors to grabthemselves the first saleable copy of The Long And Slimy Road. Jackson wouldhave probably beaten them to it, if it had occurred to him to leave thehouse earlier than eleven pm.

“I’m just saying,” Jackson mumbles into Taekwoon’s back,“you’re staying over tonight anyway. We could just stay up and-“

“No!”

“But we could just-“

“I have to work tomorrow!” Taekwoon smiles somewhathalf-heartedly, “you know I’d stay up all night reading that book if I could.”

Jackson gives a semi-serious huff of annoyance, no doubt alreadyplanning how to sneak into Taekwoon’s workplace the next morning so that theycan read together out back. Then the doors to the shop open upahead and the line starts moving.

Inside, the shop is decked out in garish orange and yellowto match the cover of the much anticipated book. There are posters advertisingit thrown up all over the place, flanking piles of what has to be three hundred copies from the first batch alone.

And there, right by the door, is a lifesized cardboard cutout of the book’s author, Wu Yifan.

“It’s so beautiful,” Jackson groans, when he sees it.Taekwoon can’t even disagree with him. Tall, good looking with full lips and a firm brow, and the greatest snail racer of all time. Wu Yifan really has it all. 

They scurry over to the nearest pile of books and Jacksongrabs the top copy, immediately flipping to the inside cover to check theblurb. Taekwoon pokes his head over his shoulder to get a good look in.

The story of Wu Yifan’s rise to prominence told in full forthe very first time, the way it’s supposed to be told. Starting from humbleorigins racing in local competitions, to international superstardom, to hisbond with best pal Bertha. This is the definitive guide to the world’s mostprominent snail racer.

Jackson snaps the cover shut, and turns to Taekwoon with hisbest puppy eyes. “You have to call in sick tomorrow.”

“I have to get Mildred a bigger tank, I can’t afford it,”Taekwoon replies. Truly, he’s miserable over it, He would far rather spendtomorrow in bed with a book, but such is life.

They take the book to the counter, and Jackson pays, becausesome people actually make enough money racing snails to not need to worry aboutday jobs. Taekwoon shivers all the way back to Jackson’s flat, the only part ofhim not threatening to freeze is the hand shoved firmly into Jackson’s.

  -

 Taekwoon gets woken far too early the next morning by aplate of eggs materialising under his nose. The bedside lamp flicks on andhe flinches away from the light, scrambling to find his phone in the hopes thatturning his alarm off will end this hell.

“Eat up!” Jackson says merrily, pushing the plate intoTaekwoon’s hands and passing him his phone. The alarm has been satisfactorilydisabled and wasn’t supposed to go off for another half hour anyway.

Taekwoon is not amused. “Why am I awake?” he growls.

Jackson seems completely unphased, dropping onto the foot ofthe bed and pulling the book out from behind his back. He’s already dressed,with that bright spark in his eyes that people only manage at this time of daywhen they’ve had coffee.

“I thought we should get started before you had to leave,”Jackson says, opening up the book to the first page, “we have forty fiveminutes of reading time before you have to move, so sit back and eat your eggswhile I read to you.”

“But-“

“No buts!”

Taekwoon’s eyes narrow with irritation, but his body hasstarted spooning eggs into his mouth of its own volition and once he’s made itthat far it’s impossible to back out of this deal.

Jackson clears his throat, slips his glasses onto his nose,and starts to read.

“I’d always had something of a fascination with snails, fromwhen I was a little kid. I think it was something about the way they moved –they’re purposeful little buggers, even if they’re kind of slow.

We used to eat water snails back home in Guangzhou, for the Autumn festival; but it was alwaysthe terrestrial snails that caught my attention. I still remember the day Ifirst saw a picture of a Giant African Land Snail in a school textbook. It was the day I decided what I was going to do with my life…”

  -

 Mildred comes to work with Taekwoon, not because he needsthem there particularly, but he is going straight onto practice at closingtime. He pulls their tank out of his bag and sets it on his desk, where theypeer back at him somewhat reproachfully, tentacles retracted and snubbed. Hefeels kind of bad about the arrangement – the travel tank is not all that large– but it’s more than his job’s worth to let them roam free.

“Aww they’re so cute,” Sandara coos as she drops into herseat at Taekwoon’s right.

He purses his lips, “she’s grumpy.”

“Well grumpy can be cute too.”

“ALRIGHT PEOPLE!” Taeil barks from the front of their row,“I want you all answering phones in the next two minutes. Let’s make a good dayof it.” And just like that, their diminutive boss vanishes behind the dividebetween management and the workforce.

Taekwoon turns back to his computer, scowling. He hatesbeing bossed around.

“It’s just a day job,” he mutters when Mildred shiftsthemselves into a particularly condescending squiggle on the tank wall.

The snail regards him haughtily, as if to suggest that theywould never dream of stooping so low.

  -

 “NO SPOILERS!” Bambam squeals when Youngji bursts throughthe door ready to discuss the entirety of Wu Yifan’s book.

“What do you mean you haven’t finished it yet?” Youngjiscoffs, pulling Solomon out of her bag and setting the still small GiantAfrican Landsnail down on the nearest table. They’re growing into a rathermarvelous specimen, but they have nothing on Boris.

Speaking of Boris, they arrive on Jackson’s shoulder as herushes over to Youngji asking that she refrain from spoiling the book on painof not being allowed to come to the next ‘club social event’.

Yonngji snorts. “Please, the only thing we ever do at thosesocial events is get drunk and get into arguments.” But she shuts upnonetheless.

“Now gang!” Jackson beams at the collective ranks of TheJackson Wang School For Aspiring Snail Racers once everyone’s arrived in thepractice room, “I thought, seeing as how the illustrious Wu Yifan has recentlyreleased a book, it would be remiss of us as a snail racing society to notdedicate some time to reading it.”

“What if we’ve already read it?” Youngji asks

“Then you can shut up and let the rest of us enjoy theride,” Min grins, “take it away Jackson.”

Jackson doesn’t start from the beginning, he picks upexactly where he and Taekwoon left off that morning. Wu Yifan entering his firstsnail race in his home town, his chosen snail a rather pathetic little thing hehad found in his garden that morning and named Woniu.

“To say that I was nervous about that first race is anunderstatement. I was terrified. Everyone else was so much bigger than me, andI knew from following the local racing scene that they were fairly experienced.Still, I put my little Woniu down on that racing table and when the whistleblew we were ready.

They say that half the battle in becoming a good snail racer is choosing a good snail. During my time on the professional circuit I haveseen considerable evidence that this is true. Whether racers switch snailsregularly, or like to stay bonded with a few snails over the course of theircareer, everyone I’ve ever known who’s gone far in the sport has been able topick out a great snail every time. I suppose I am no great exception to this. Woniu triumphed in that first race and to this day, I have not been able tofind the words to express the joy I felt at that moment. To be validated soearly in my career as a snail racer is undoubtedly a key component of mysuccess.

I never knew where Woniu came from, but I can only assumethey were a rather old snail. They died just three days after their big win,and I had to move on to other snails. I have not forgotten what they did for methough, I am truly grateful, old friend.”

 -

 Jackson insists on paying for coffee dates, even ifTaekwoon’s making enough cash to justify splurging every now andthen. He’s not going to pretend he doesn’t feel bad about it, not when Jacksonfunds so many of their dates, but he supposes he can use the money he saves tobuy Mildred some of the organic dandelion food they like so much.

“How was work,” Jackson asks hurriedly as they make a dashfor the last free sofa in the shop.

Taekwoon raises an eyebrow, “you already asked me that.”

“Right.” The flash of a frown crosses Jackson’s face, theway it always does when he’s irritated with himself for not paying attention.“Man that Taeil sounds like a hardass.”

Taekwoon shrugs, “he’s alright. You don’t have to pretend tobe interested, you know. I’m aware I don’t have the most interesting job in theworld.”

“Hey now, don’t put yourself down. I can’t imagine anythingmore interesting that watching you tearing rich housewives to pieces becausethey forgot to read the fine print on their kitchen equipment orders.”

When put like that, Taekwoon has to admit that his jobdoesn’t sound as bad as all that. Still, Jackson is obviously stalling, tryingto contain his excitement and be a good boyfriend before he drags theirattention back to the main event.

Taekwoon leans in to plant a kiss at the corner of Jackson’smouth, “no need to sugar coat it,” he mumbles, “I wanna hear what happensnext.”

It takes all of three seconds for Jackson to whip the bookout of his bag and open it to where they’ve got up to. Wu Yifan has beendescribing the pain of mistreatment by his first major agent, and how tough ithad been to make the decision to leave his him and strike out on his own, as asolo racer.

“It’s all too easy to forget in today’s snail racing worldthat teams used to be the name of the game. Most racers these days are stillpart of a team, but the heart has gone out of group events over the past fewyears. In some ways I miss it, it can be lonely having to stand on the podiumall by yourself. On the other hand I’m glad that the young racers of todaydon’t have to come up in anybody’s shadow.

I know I caused a stir when I decided to leave the EXOsquad, but what can I say? It was important to me at the time. It’s true thatI’ve not kept in touch with the boys from my team. It’s not something I’m proudof, but for my own peace of mind it was necessary back then. The onlyconcession I can make is that I am now ready to talk, so if any of the old gangare reading this, call me sometime.”

  -

 A full two days off do nothing to improve Taekwoon’s moodwhen he wakes the next Monday morning. It’s still dark outside, and they hadstayed up so late last night reading that Jackson is still out cold next tohim. Through the dark, it’s still possible to see Mildred’s slime trailsglistening on the walls of their travel tank, so unceremoniously dumped on a chairacross from the bed when they had gotten home last night.

Eventually Taekwoon’s going to have to insist that they begiven proper shelf space in Jackson’s snail room. It’s apparent that the two ofthem are going to be together for the long haul, and as long as they arecrashing at each other’s places, proper measures will need to be taken to keeptheir snails comfortable. And in kind, Taekwoon’s going to have to make some space for Boris and Doris at his – a far harder task when hisboyfriend’s snails are so much larger than his own.

With a mighty exertion of his biceps and a groan too loud tobe neighbourly at this time of day, Taekwoon tries in vain to get himself outof bed. He comes crashing back down on his pillow with a huff, and doublechecks the time on his phone to be absolutely sure he has to get up.

“Call in sick,” Jackson slurs from the other side of thebed. He’s at his least congenial first thing in the morning and either needs tobe obeyed or ignored. Taekwoon says nothing and tries again to push himself outof bed. It’s no good. He hates mornings at the best of times, he should neverhave allowed Jackson to talk him into staying up so late the night before.

Last night they had covered the most important chapter inthe book, in Taekwoon’s mind – when Wu Yifan found Bertha in a rare animalsmarket and formed the snail racing duo that would define a generation. Hisheart speeds up just thinking about it, the way the book had described thethrill of seeing a snail and just knowing that they were The One. He lovesMildred, and he couldn’t have wished for a better partner, but he also hopes toone day find a snail that he can bond with as hard and fast as Wu Yifan didwith Bertha.

Once he starts thinking about it, it’s impossible to get hismind off the book. It’s about to launch into a tail of snail racingsuperstardom, to get into the nuts and bolts of how the sport took over theworld. It’s been a week since it first came out and they still haven’t finishedit despite their best efforts, and much as Taekwoon knows Jackson would ratherdie than skip ahead without him, he also knows that his boyfriend is getting alittle jittery at the possibility of being spoiled for events further down theroad.

“Fuck it.” Taekwoon reaches for his phone and fires off aquick text to Taeil, informing him that he’s been up puking all night and needsthe day to recover. He switches off the snooze on the alarm and rolls over towrap an arm around Jackson’s waist, “we’re finishing that book today.”

Jackson hums happily, settling back into Taekwoon’s weight.Finishing the book is going to be incredible, but the best thing is going to besleeping in till noon.

[mother-suho]

So today I was in Mandarin class, and my teacher decided to talk about her older brother who was now working in the entertainment industry. Yesterday, he hosted some type of event and it featured these famous movie directors and MOTHER FUCKING WU YIFAN. Her brother met him and took a picture with him. Like she pulled up the photo of her brother with Kris, and I literally almost fell out of my chair. I totally forgot Kris's Chinese name and instead of saying wu yifan, I said "I think his name is wu fan." which means lunch, i fucked up. Then she started saying how rich and successful her brother was, and then she asked me how I knew these young Chinese stars (in a previous class she pulled up a picture of Luhan and I brought up how I knew him), like it was embarrassing because I generally hate speaking out loud. So I just said I follow them on Instagram because they looked interesting. Like my anxiety was so bad and then I started blurbing out facts about Kris and I made it so much worse for myself. But moral of the story, my Chinese teacher's older brother met Kris (and Kris looked very handsome in the photo may I add).

[happynightmaretale]

Xiaomi Mi Mix 2s officially shared posters

Xiaomi Mi Mix 2s a few secrets have affirmed what the gadget will have or highlight when it gets propelled. Furthermore, in the class of such authority disclosure, we now have a couple of notices of the gadget that exclusively display the looks or plan of the Mi Mix 2s.

Lei Jun, Xiaomi CEO has himself posted three blurbs of the Mi Mix 2s to compliment you with its style. Mi Mix 2s accompanies an edge-to-edge show; there's just a thin bezel that keeps running in the base of the gadget. These blurbs demonstrate Wu Yifan, a Chinese Canadian performer with the Mi Mix 2s gadget. Likewise, the marks of the performing artist can be found in the publications as well.

While sharing the notice, Jun didn't share some other points of interest however there are a few authority mysteries which have affirmed numerous key subtle elements. For example, the primary secret spotted recently affirmed that the Mi Mix 2s will be fueled by Snapdragon 845 processor. Another secret affirmed that the Mi Mix 2s will accompany remote charging support.

Also, the last secret came a couple of days prior portrayed that the gadget Mi Mix 2s will incorporate some extraordinary camera highlights. Be that as it may, it's hard to tell what precisely those highlights are.

Xiaomi Mi Mix 2s will dispatch in China on March 27, which implies we are as yet a couple of days from seeing this magnificence. You can take a speedy recap of the reputed details until the point that you get any new goody about the same. It will highlight a 6.01-inch show with 18:9 angle proportion. The processor will be combined with 8GB RAM and incorporate 256GB interior stockpiling. There are a 16MP back camera and 4,400mAH battery.

[monggu-eomma]

Soft

Soft; it's a word with several meanings. To Yifan, he associated the word soft with your tummy. Your stomach was always soft and warm touch. To him soft was the feeling of his fingers drawing patterns on your stomach. Or whenever his fingers felt tired, he would simply let his large hand rest on your tummy and feel the rise and fall of your abdomen. It was like listening to the heartbeat of a lover, except this felt different to Yifan. It felt more intimate, more soft.

He liked to hear your protests filled with laughter whenever he would sneak his hand under your shirt just so that he could feel the soft skin of your abdomen. Yifan loved to hold you close to him and leave no space between your bodies. He knew that you didn't like your stomach and that you often associated it with the word fat, but he never thought of it like that. To Yifan, your stomach would forever and always be soft. To Yifan, the word soft would always be associated with you. 

Just a blurb that I wrote after I was rudely awoken from my nap by my little brother's dog. If anyone wants to make a request, then click here. Credit for pic. 

-Admin C

[lunarimagines]

MOBILE MASTERLIST

I’ve written a lot since I’ve last updated this and though I still have a lot of requests, I’m going to update this now anyways… As of August 28, 2018...

~ = TRIGGER WARNING

* = SEXUAL CONTENT

[SUPPORT MY NONPROFIT]

Kpop

+ EXO

YOU’RE THE NEW GIRL WITH A ‘BAD GIRL’ IMAGE [VERSION 1] [VERSION 2]

THEY’RE IN THE MOOD, BUT YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD

THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS ANEMIC  

PLAYING WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND’S LONG HAIR

MAKING BREAKFAST WITH YOU

JONGIN REACTION TO HIS GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS ASKING PERMISSION BEFORE INITIATING SKIN SHIP

WHAT DATING JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING SEHUN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING LUHAN WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH KAI WOULD BE LIKE

LATE NIGHT LUHAN FLUFF BLURB

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH EXO (OT12)

WOLF!CHEN

*ONLY I CAN (KYUNGSOO SMUT)

*HOW YIXING WOULD BE IN BED

*SEX WITH BAEKHYUN

WHAT DATING BAEKHYUN WOULD BE LIKE

*WHAT SEX WITH KRIS WOULD BE LIKE

*I HAVE NO REASON TO BE JEALOUS (SEHUN SMUT)

*WHAT SEX WITH JONGIN WOULD BE LIKE

WHEN YOU CONFESS TO KAI

WHEN THE MANAGERS SUGGEST HE BREAK UP WITH YOU

*SEX WITH CHEN

*SEX WITH KYUNGSOO

*SEX WITH LUHAN

*SEX WITH SEHUN

WOLF!KAI

*SEX WITH CHANYEOL

*SEX WITH SUHO

DATING CHANYEOL

*SEX WITH TAO

*SEX WITH XIUMIN

DATING KYUNGSOO

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH CHANYEOL

YOU HAVE BENIGN ESSENTIAL TREMOR

WOLF!BAEKHYUN

THEY FIND OUT THEY’RE DOING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH YOU (THEIR CRUSH)

FLUFFY XIUMIN ONE SHOT

~YOU’RE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT

CUDDLING WITH SUHO AND ACCIDENTALLY WAKING HIM UP

~YOUR SELF HARM COPING NOTEBOOK

YOU’RE DATING IN SECRET AND HE KISSES YOU (UNKNOWINGLY) IN FRONT OF CAMERAS

JEALOUS!JONGIN

MARRIED LIFE WITH CHANYEOL

CUDDLING WITH KRIS AND SEHUN

*TOUCH IT [JONGDAE SMUT]

DATING KRIS [WU YIFAN]

HUSBAND!JONGIN

SECRETADMIRER!JONGIN

CUDDLING WITH EXO

THEIR GF HAD ADD

WHAT DATING JONGDAE WOULD BE LIKE

GROWING UP WITH JONGIN

YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD

YOU THINK THEY ARE CHEATING

EXO REACTION TO SEEING YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU TWO BROKE UP

WHAT DATING TAO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING SUHO WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING LAY WOULD BE LIKE

YOU FAINT IN HIS ARMS [CHANYEOL ANGST]

MARRIED LIFE WITH LUHAN

A-Z NSFW

[JONGDAE]

TEXTING

[JONGDAE]

+  BTS

YOU TELLING THEM ‘I LOVE YOU’

S/O TRIPPING OVER NOTHING

TYPE OF TUMBLR BLOG BTS WOULD HAVE

HEARING YOU SPEAK YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE

LOSING SOMETHING OF THEIRS WHILE IN THE CAR

DANCING AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING THE T.V.

WATCHING A MOVIE WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS WHEN A SEXUAL SCENE COMES ON

WAKING YOU UP IN THE MORNING

~ FINDING SELF HARM SCARS ON YOUR BODY

MOVIE NIGHT WITH JUNGKOOK

WHAT DATING RM WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING JUNGKOOK WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING TAEHYUNG WOULD BE LIKE

WHAT DATING YOONGI WOULD BE LIKE

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH SUGA

* VISITING NAMJOON AT THE STUDIO

BEING BEST FRIENDS (OT7)

YOU’RE AFRAID OF DOGS

YOU WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE AT DANCE PRACTICE

YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU

YOU’RE REALLY AFRAID OF BUGS

*SEX WITH JIMIN

*SEX WITH TAEHYUNG

*SEX WITH YOONGI

*SEX WITH NAMJOON

*SEX WITH JUNGKOOK

*SEX WITH JIN

*SEX WITH J-HOPE

*DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU (JIMIN SMUT)

*WATCH ME BABYGIRL [JUNGKOOK SERIES] [1] [2] [3] [4] [vmin filler] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17]

WHEN I HAD YOU [JIMIN ANGST/FLUFF]

BAKING WITH JUNGKOOK

*THEIR S/O GIVING THEM A SHOW

*THIGH RIDING YOONGI

*WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY [NAMJOON SUGAR DADDY SMUT]

THEIR CRUSH/BEST FRIEND IS AFFECTIONATE WHEN SICK

~THEIR TEENAGE CHILD GETS IN THEIR FIRST CAR ACCIDENT

~THEY HAVE A DREAM WHERE YOU DIE

*I HATE YOU. I LOVE YOU? [JIMIN ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS SMUT]

*PHONE SEX WITH NAMJOON

THEIR S/O IS CATCALLED

BRINGING THEIR AMERICAN S/O TO MEET THEIR PARENTS

DATING NAMJOON BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS

THEIR S/O TAKES THEM TO A HAUNTED HOUSE

BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM

DANCING QUEEN [HOSEOK FLUFF]

*REACTION TO YOU SAYING “TAKE ME”

BTS THINKING THEIR S/O IS CHEATING

THEIR S/O IS A PICKY EATER

*BTS REACTION TO YOU GIVING THEM A SHOW

*YOONGI FWB

BTS REACTION TO YOU SITTING ON THEIR LAP…

~IF YOU’D LET ME [JIMIN ANGST]

YOU CUDDLING THEM IN YOUR SLEEP AND SAYING “I LOVE YOU”

*YOU’RE ON

THEIR S/O GETS A LIP PIERCING

DATING YOONGI BUT BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BTS

*YOU “FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES”

IF SOMEBODY HAD TOLD YOU… [JUNGKOOK FLUFF]

*I WAS KIND OF HOPING THIS COULD BE YOUR PRESENT [JUNGKOOK SMUT]

BTS REACTION TO THEIR GF BRINGING THEM LUNCH

THEIR GF IS SIMILAR TO HOBI AND HAPPENS TO BE CLOSE TO HOBI

*FACE DOWN [YOONGI SMUT]

THEIR CRUSH IS DOTING/MOTHERLY

*YOU MOAN THEIR NAME DURING SEX

*YOU WANT SEX WHILE THEY’RE WORKING

*PHONE SEX WITH YOONGI

*REVERSING ROLES [YOONGI SMUT]

TEXTING

[JIN] [JIMIN] [TAEHYUNG] [SUGA] [J HOPE] [RAP MONSTER] [JUNGKOOK] BESTFRIEND!JUNGKOOK HIGHSCHOOL!BTS FUCKBOY!YOONGI

SNAPS

[TAEHYUNG]

A-Z NSFW

[JUNGKOOK] [YOONGI]

+ INFINITE

YOU TALK ABOUT SEX

+ BOYFRIEND

THEY ALL LOVE THE SAME GIRL

ACCEPTING AN AWARD YOU

YOU THREATENING TO FIGHT THE CEO IF THEY DON’T GET A COMEBACK

VALENTINES DAY WITH KWANGMIN

*SEX WITH DONGHYUN

+ MISS A

GOING INTO TOWN WITH YOU

+ MONSTA X

THEY ACCIDENTALLY HUG YOUR SISTER INSTEAD OF YOU

*SEX WITH MINHYUK

SINGING A BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH

MARRIED LIFE WITH SHOWNU

REACTION TO THEIR GF AND ANOTHER MEMBER…

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MONSTA X

THEIR GF IS OLDER THAN THEM

ANNOYING THEIR MEMBERS BY SHOWING PDA WITH THEIR S/O

THEIR GF GIVES THEM A MASSAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME

*RETURN THE FAVOR [KIHYUN SMUT]

DATING IN SECRET WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY KISSES YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS

*YOU SAY THEY HAVE A SMALL DICK DURING A FIGHT

WHAT DATING IM WOULD BE LIKE

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

*HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU HADN’T... [KIHYUN SMUT]

YOU HUG THEM FROM BEHIND AND ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THEIR CROTCH

MARRIED LIFE WITH JOOHEON

*SEX WITH IM

MARRIED LIFE WITH IM

*SEX WITH HYUNGWON

*SEX WITH KIHYUN

*SEX WITH JOOHEON

*SEX WITH SHOWNU

*SEX WITH WONHO

+GOT7

*SEX WITH JACKSON

*SEX WITH JUNIOR

*SEX WITH MARK

*SEX WITH JAEBUM

YOU WEAR THEIR SWEATER, YELL “KISS ME”, THEN RUN AWAY

*SEX WITH YUGYEOM

LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!JACKSON

THEIR GF HAS SWEATER PAWS

GOT7 AS FATHERS

BEING FRIENDS WITH JUNGKOOK AND YUGYEOM

*THEIR GF KNOWS HOW TO DEEPTHROAT

YUGYEOM DATING AN OLDER WOMAN

YOU’RE DATING MARK AND THE OTHER MEMBERS ARE JEALOUS

*SINCERELY, YOUR NEW FWB [YUGYEOM SMUT]

*REACTION TO THEIR GF WANTING TO BE SPANKED

JACKSON HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU

*I DIDN’T HAVE TIME FOR “CLASSY” [JAEBUM SMUT]

*SEX WITH YOUNGJAE

YOU’RE SICK BUT DON’T WANT TO WORRY THEM SO YOU KEEP IT A SECRET

DATING JAEBUM AND BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH GOT7

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

*SEX WITH BAMBAM

TEXTS

BESTFRIEND!JACKSON

SNAPS

[JINYOUNG]

+C-CLOWN (DISBANDED)

*SEX WITH ROME

DATING CHRISTIAN YU [ROME]

+RED VELVET

YOU CALL THEM YOUR BEST FRIEND

*AN OVERWHELMING FEELING [IRENE SMUT]

+INFINITE

*SEX WITH MYUNGSOO

TELLING HIM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

+IKON

*SEX WITH HANBIN

*SEX WITH DONGHYUK

“I DIDN’T LOVE YOU” [DONGHYUK FLUFF]

*SEX WITH JUNHOE

*SEX WITH BOBBY

+NCT

SOULMATE!MARK

WHAT DATING LUCAS WOULD BE LIKE

STUDY DATE WITH JUNGWOO

NCT 127 + JENO REACTION TO THEIR S/O BEING 160CM

EXCUSES, EXCUSES [HAECHAN FLUFF]

NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BEING 165-170CM TALL

~NCT DREAM REACTION TO THEIR GF BECOMING DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER PARENTS ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE

TEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION

WHAT DATING MARK WOULD BE LIKE

FAKE TEXTS

BESTFRIEND -> BOYFRIEND MARK

WISHING MARK A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[DONGHYUCK]

+F(X)

THEIR S/O HAS FIBROMYALGIA

*SEX WITH AMBER

+BLACKPINK

BARISTA!ROSÉ

WHAT DATING LISA WOULD BE LIKE

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ROSÉ

+BLOCK B

*SEX WITH PARK KYUNG

+DAY6

*TENDER LOVE AND AFTERCARE [BRIAN/YOUNG K SMUT]

DATING DOWOON

+PENTAGON

WHAT DATING WOOSEOK WOULD BE LIKE

+SHINee [NO LONGER WRITING FOR]

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH MINHO

LIVING WITH BESTFRIEND!KIBUM

SECRETLY DATING WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY KISS YOU IN FRONT OF CAMERAS

SINGING A ROMANTIC BALLAD WITH THEIR CRUSH

THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE SAME IDOL

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH SHINee

THEIR REACTION TO YOU CRYING

BEING SCHOOLMATES WITH TAEMIN

GROWING UP WITH TAEMIN

YOUR CHILD CALLS HIM DAD

+TWICE

*WHAT DATING JIHYO WOULD BE LIKE

FIRST KISSES WITH TWICE

STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH TWICE

+GIRLS GENERATION [SNSD]

DATING TIFFANY

THEY FIND A GUY NAKED BY ACCIDENT

THEY FIND TAENY KISSING ROMANTICALLY

SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH THEIR SECRET GIRLFRIEND

THEIR BEST FRIEND IS HEARTBROKEN OVER A BOY

+MAMAMOO

THEY ARE JEALOUS

AND THEN… [MOONBYUL SMUT] [2]

+SEVENTEEN

YOU’RE A TRAINEE UNDER PLEDIS

SUCK IT UP [JUN ANGST/FLUFF]

“IT’S TIME” [CHAN FLUFF]

*SEX WITH MINGYU

+VIXX

THEIR GF HAS WAVY/CURLY HAIR

TELLING THEM YOU’RE A VIRGIN BEFORE THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX

+ASTRO

REACTION TO YOU SQUISHING THEIR CHEEKS

SNAPS

SANHA X CUTE

+2NE1

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CL

+SISTAR

BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND IN SCHOOL

T.V. SERIES:

TWD

TELLING CARL YOU LOVE HIM

TEEN WOLF

SCOTT MCCALL

UNDERCOVER IDIOTS [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

DEREK HALE

INDISCREET JEALOUSY

COME ON CINDERELLA

*SOLID ALIBI

I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS

DON’T DRINK THE ORANGE JUICE

THE MURDER OF THE BETRAYER [PART 1] [PART 2]

ISAAC LAHEY

I HAPPEN TO LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU

I’LL TAKE THAT CHANCE

STILES STILINSKI

VALENTINE’S DAY

PRANK WAR

TVD

DAMAN SALVATORE

VICTORIAN ERA ROMANCE

~FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR ANOREXIA

SUPERNATURAL

DEAN

HUNTING HAS ITS PERKS

PROPOSING TO YOU

BLUSH

BANDS

5SOS

BLURBS:

ASHTON IRWIN

FRATBOY! ASHTON

CALUM HOOD

ROUND TWO

MICHAEL CLIFFORD

LATE NIGHT

BIRTHDAY AU MEME (AKA MY VERY FIRST IMAGINE EVER ON THIS BLOG)

LUKE HEMMINGS

WHAT DATING LUKE WOULD BE LIKE

IMAGINES:

CALUM HOOD

*SAVING WATER

4/4

HE FINDS OUT YOU’RE REALLY TICKLISH

1D

HARRY STYLES

I’LL BE THOR

MOVIES

THE OUTSIDERS

SODAPOP

~SODAPOP FINDING OUT ABOUT YOUR DEPRESSION

THE AVENGERS

THOR

BEING ABLE TO LIFT THOR’S HAMMER

YOUTUBE

BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH DAN AND PHIL