#yk the vibes 🤪

[otrtbs]

got this text from my grandma 2day and burst into tears

[sadie-bug345]

how long the gang takes to get ready for the day⛅️🌤️

i just know cherry be hogging the bathroom and she’s actually so real for that cause i do it too🥰

ponyboy:

he gives a nighttime shower guy

used to having two brothers to fight with in the morning so he’s honestly pretty fast

my guy hits snooze sooo much it’s actually crazy

so because of this he’s gotta rush to get ready

but at this point he’s used to it which is cool

we love an adaptable king

AND he always pulls up to school looking decent so 7/10

johnny:

ngl i actually don’t know how he’d be getting ready

he just spawns in wearing full greaser attire complete w a switchblade accessory ‼️🥰🤩🤪

but he’d probably only need like ten minutes but bro loves like a slug

he just ain’t a morning person AT ALL and that’s okay😔✊

he shows up looking kinda scruffy but that’s okay it’s for the vibe fs 5/10

sodapop:

he seems like the type to shamelessly hog the bathroom

pony and darry hate it sm LMAO

actually wakes up at a decent time so he can shower and get dressed and everything

he hates the feeling of being rushed so he’s got a whole set routine

but if he gets off the routine everything come crashing down and he ends up being like an hour late😭😭

8/10

darry:

early riser

probably cause of necessity yk he’s a working boy

but also he loves having the bathroom to himself for once and take his time

he also cooks breakfast so that’s kinda a way for him to wake up slowly

outfits are a little basic but he pulls them off so we know he ain’t wasting anytime deciding which solid black t shirt to wear that day😭

he is honestly goals 10/10

dally:

THIS MAN

he will claim so MUCH that he just wakes up and comes out looking perfect

but he self absorbed for sure

you cannot watch that beginning scene of the movie where my guy STRUTS down the street

bro really thinks he’s that guy😭💀

so yes, he does spend a solid amt of time getting ready, picking outfits, rings, the whole shebang

but if you bring it up you’re dead😔

breaks down if he has to share the bathroom and gives up

he needs his space ig? 6/10

two-bit:

my guy has ONE OUTFIT

different variations but the same outfit nonetheless😭😭😭

so that takes zero time out of his morning

his hair is super greased up so bc of that he probably takes a normal amt of time

honestly pretty chill when it comes to sharing a bathroom

BUT still hyper asf so there’s that

rip to anyone in the way of the fridge when he’s hungry for breakfast🙏

7/10 low effort but still eats

steve

probably takes a lot of time

and pony would hate it sm

those “complicated swirls” ARENT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

or for those running late

lowk has a bit of a big ego so he puts a lot of effort into his appearance

loves him some chocolate cake for brekky

6/10🙏

THIS WAS FUN OK BYEEEE‼️🫶🤪

[youremyheaven]

U GUYYYSSS storytime:

So I got talking to a guy a little while ago and we vibed realllyyy well. He's lowkey the textbook definition of everything I'm looking for in a guy. He's 6'2, well to do (not rich but does veryyyy well for himself), BULKY BROAD SHOULDERED, Venusian etc

The synastry of our charts is insane 🥵 He had Mercury atmakaraka (remember my Mercury DK?? 😌)

He has a Venus Moon and stellium and he's the most Venusian guy I've ever met,,, he LOVES beauty, art, the female form etc and appreciates it. The way he spoke about it was so hot to me ngl,,, mf was so poetic,, he really knew how to speak sensually without ever being creepy or vulgar

His Mercury AK was in Purvabhadrapada and he had a puppy like softie Jupiter guy personality. I loved the fact that he looked like a WWE boxer (bulky af 🥵) but had the personality of a golden retriever. LITERALLY ALL MY DREAMS seemed to be coming true.

I knew his birthday but not his rising sign. Yk what they say about "if something's too good to be true, then it is" ??? yeah, i just couldn't brush off the feeling that something wasn't right. But I couldn't straightaway ask for his birth time, esp since he's Hindu and will know what's up 🤭😂 ANYWAAAYYYS we're talking and everything and this man is love bombing me HARD and I know it because:

a) I'm a retired love bomber myself

b) This is not my first rodeo

and anyways this 🧔🏻 is talking marriage and babies, he's calling me wifey 😭 (kinda cringe bc he's known me for dayyys but good lord handsome men can get away with anything 😤) and he refers to himself as "husband" 😭😭😭 like "husband's proud of you" and "your husband doesn't want you to apologise" 😭 (ew but he's hot 👉🏻👈🏻) and I let myself have my delulu moment and try to give him the benefit of the doubt bc literally he checks every box 🥹and he's soooo completely fond of me. We used to run in the same circles like 10yrs ago, even though I had no idea who he was and never interacted with him then, he told me that he remembered me from back then and thought I was cute 🥺 and later I took a looooong break from social media and he told me he'd wondered where I was all those years 🥹🥹and then I apparently showed up in his "suggested for you" on IG a few months ago and he instantly recognised me and followed me etc 🥺🥹 he's been tryna hmu for monthsssss now but I was with my ex 🤡and then I was recovering from my ex 🤧 so I didn't pay much attention to it. When he told me all this, it kinda made me melt 🫠 how he kept trying to talk to me even though I repeatedly ignored him etc

And he did everything right. I could text him rn and he'd reply in 5 seconds. He always asked me how I was, remembered things, always sent me like 20 different messages until I replied, showered me in compliments (Venusian men love to pour you with their attention, it can even be annoying lmfao) etc like there was nothing in his behaviour, his tone or his words that was giving me 🚩 he genuinely seemed sweet, caring etc and he loved babies 😩 and sent me videos with his nieces and nephews (man's was manipulator pro max) but YK ME 🤪 when I have a gut feeling ☝🏻 I can't ignore it 🤓 so I was very much waiting for the ball to drop and watch him fuck up somehow 💀 initially I felt sooo overwhelmed by all his love (bombing) that I felt like the bad guy for not reciprocating it or feeling that kind of "love at first sight" thing 🤡 BUT

one day he said "I can't believe I found you after 10 years, that means no matter where you are after another 10 yrs, I'll find you then as well" and I was like 🤨 I thought you wanted to marry me and make me your trophy wife 🧐 huh 👀 and he was all 😂😍haha yes ofc I'm just joking bbg 😍😂 but I knew there was more to it

Finally I got his birth time AND GUESS WHAT???

He's Hasta Rising 💀💀💀💀

Idk if you know already but I don't like Lunar men 🤡 and the minute I found out, I was SCREAMING bc 😭 why would God play me like that???? Put the most perfect guy, astrologically and otherwise, in front of me, I literally have him wrapped around my pinky and HE'S A LUNAR??? why God why 😭

But him & I had come too far for me to dump his ass for no reason 😬 (can't tell him it's bc the sus vibes I got from him was further bolstered by him being Lunar 🤭) so I was praying to God to give me an opportunity where he fucks up so that I can walk away 🚶🏻‍♀️from this situation before things get out of hand

AND GOD DELIVERED 😩

I was texting him the other day and he spoke about how he wants to spend as much time with me as he can before we go out to chase our dreams (move away from this city basically) and I was like 🤨so you're looking for a short term relationship?? And he was like 🥺 no never and I was like why tf would you say you want to marry me and have babies (1 boy and twin daughters 😭🤡💀) if you already know you cannot commit???? And he was like "because we could meet again in a few years and it would be nice to have this plan ready" 💀💀💀💀 HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT AKSKKSJSJDIID brother thinks my IQ is in the negatives bc WTF sort of explanation is that 😭 and i told him "this manipulation might work elsewhere but not on me, good luck tho, bye, I'm done here 💅🏻" and he went 180 and said "I'm so sorry, I was just trying to be funny, please give me another chance, all I meant is that we never know how things go so we can try to work things out but there's no guarantee, please I'm so sorry" 😂😂 and he called me like 3 times and finally said "Can we atleast still be friends? i can't lose you like this" AJSJJSJSJ THE AUDACITY 🤡💀🤡💀

but I just want to say thank you God for showing me his true colours and for giving me the opportunity to exit with grace and dignity and making him feel like a fool 😌✨

[kawaii-butt-crust-core]

Random HB headcanons / thoughts I guess

(tw for some sexual mentions and cursing )

Mammon fucking HATES jingle bell rock

Asmodeus sending fizz "send this to someone you love!" Type of videos and fizz sends shit like this

Just the thought that asmodeus ( the embodiment of lust ) believes love is not love without consent is honestly a great detail

Also thinking about how fizzarolli has eyebags

Millie can use a bow and arrowwwww

I think the human versions of blitzø and his family are indigenous, idk the nose and the skin tone, it might be a long shot but I like the idea yk

Also love seeing indigenous characters

Stolas loving outer space that's canon right

Imagine him as a kid just reading a shit ton of books about space and in any occurrence it's brought up now you know how the universe is going to end

Blitzø: I just need space-

Stolas: SPACE???????

I think after Octavia gets out of her super angsty teenager phase ( do not come after me I know it's more than an angsty "mom leave me alone I wanna be famous" thing, I'm kidding ) she would really like indie music

Like indie rock if that makes any sense

" with ♥️ from Ozzie " ON EVERYTHING OZ GIVES FIZZ URGAJF

I'm sorry but there neeeeeddsss to be more Millie appreciation

I kinda wish there was an episode that centers around her yk ?

Do you think imps nipples are white too like scars and freckles or am I weird

Ozzie posting on everything " YES THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THIS IS MY FUCKING SOULMATE" because for some reason there was a lot of controversy and debate if it was real or not

Then next to it it's a picture of him and fizz

People were PISSED

I thought mamom was played by bluey's dad bandit if I'm being completely honest I'm so sorry

Millie is spider man moxxie is hello kitty

Stella likes soup. What is she eating now? Oh some fucking soup. What's wrong with her icecub- SHE FROZE THE SOUP TO MAKE ICE CUBES-

Loona has a very bad picking at her skin habit, not really with her face but with her legs and arms ( human form obviously )

I LOVE HOW MUCH BLITZØ LOVES LOONA IM SORRYYYY

Fizz posting " FUCK ALL OF YOU" on all of his socials , deleting everything ( especially the sexually explicit things )

I think being a part of the circus is equivalent to trailer trash in hell

I mean look at em

I love it

Human form Ozzie would have THE MOST luscious hair ever

This image just says so much about them as a pair it kills me

The way the animators just go above and beyond is just amazing to me

How did fizzarolli get the 2 minutes notice thing planned so quickly...........

" IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪 IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪🤞🏼"

Fizz over sharing as a teenager ( not projecting )

THAT ONE SCENW QITH STOLAS MOVING STELLAS HAND LITERALLY MADE MY FUCKING JAW DROP HOLY SHIT

HES LITERALLY TAKING BACK HIS LIFE

fizz really thought in "oops!" That he wasn't gonna make it out of the fire again

Like bro just put his knees to his chest and CRIED

IDK RHATS SK SAD TO MEEEE

Speaking of fizz how did that mark in the next episode get there? What was that? Idk if it was maybe a bruise from.. something.. I don't wanna say it was from mamon because that would defeat the purpose of his character being EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE and that emotional abuse is still abuse, but idk some people said it might be because of him?

Can you tell I'm obsessed with fizzarolli

The sexual harassment rep.... People who have experienced sh usually think "it's not as bad as *other s3xual trauma* so I'm just being dramatic" ( I say this from experience ) but it ABSOLUTELY IS AND SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED. It's still something you're not comfortable with. Fizz brushing it off as "oh well they're just fans who express their love differently!" Should not have been taught to him.

I'm not slightly projecting again. Nuh uh

Ozzie can play saxophone. He just gives me the vibe.

MILLIE CANNOTTTT KEEP A PLANT ALIVE FOR SHIT BRO

MOXXIE?? UH MAYBE A MONTH. 2 MAX. MILLIE? ITS DEAD WITHIN A DAY.

Loona: I AM NOT PUTTING THAT ON

blitzø: JUST ONE FUCKING FAMILY PICTURE LOONA-

Beezlebubs design just screams if kesha. Even if they didn't mean to.

Millie getting stuck in trees as a kid and being too scared to get down

Was Barbies real name barbie or is that a nickname? Or was it for the sake of the circus ( like blitzøs name being .. well blitzø )

Millie name is short for Amelia maybe? People used to call her Lia but she hated it so much she started writing her nickname Millie on everything.

People saying they hated / thought the stolas human design could've been better can go FUCK themselves HONESTLY

Blitzø and fizzs as teenagers going to their town center and being like "?????? Why is everything so FANCY it's AMAZING"

Octavia can't handle spicy things for SHIT

Look at their British asses

They cough at smelling PEPPER

Stolas just randomly texting Octavia "you're so beautiful darling! Have a nice day <3 -your dad" or "don't forget to eat! -your dad" ( he texts like that IDC )

FUCK STELLA ME AND MY HOES HATE THAT BITCH

Octavia writes poetry! It's actually really good

Okay so I have this headcanon that in the HELLUVA BOSS universe that songs like contoursionist, toxic ( by ashnikko ), tunnel vision and agorah hills, NYMPHOLOGY, and he has this "one last show" thing where he preforms these songs and HE IS SCREAMING SOME OF HIS OWN SONGS

But that would also defeat his character development so I'll just imagine him singing this songs in the car or smth

Mamon having to do some toxic gossip train shit

I WANMA SAY OZZIE HAS TWO OLDER SISTERS BUT IDK IF THAT WOULD WORKKKKK

Millie kills the spider.

I think that may be all okay byeeee

[mazeinthemiroh]

hey! if you have time would you mind doing ateez headcannons on what they're like as a best friend? thanks! I love your writing so so much- you're so talented and I always look forward to your posts :)

ateez as best friends

genre: headcanons; fluffy crack stuff

word count: 0.8k

warnings: cursing

pls like and reblog if you enjoy! feel free to request anything <3

hongjoong

the honest friend

always offers solutions to your problems

appreciates and craves deep convos

not all the time, but every now and then

he likes to know that as much as he can have a good laugh with you, he can also express to you his problems and concerns

is the type to like a bit of routine in regards to friendship. like... going to the same cafe to catch up at the same time on the same day/s each week, sitting at the same table, ordering the same things, etc...

he likes having that little something to look forward to with his bestie on days when he is working

seonghwa

the comfort friend

literally just wants to listen to your worries forever and ever

he always gives you options. you want to talk about your feelings? here's there to listen. you want to cry? he'll give you his shoulder to cry on. you want a distraction from your worries? he'll make you forget you even have worries in the first place

he likes feeling useful in any way he can, so just so the word and he's happy to oblige

just naturally interested in other people

his whole presence is just so comforting ;-;

yunho

the carefree friend

just goes with the flow, to be honest. if he's in good company then there's nothing much to complain about

so ways to hang out with, honestly

he likes going with whatever anyone else wants, but if you're super indecisive then he's fine with making the decision as well, no biggie

he literally gets on with everyone purely because of how easy-going he is

and also he's just cute and nice and polite isn't he so >.<

he's just there to have a good time

there for the vibes 😎

yeosang

the sarcastic friend

you gotta get used to this humour

if you are besties with our sangie boi then you have the privilege of being the only one he will properly relax and be his true self with

he's still quiet but much more likely to come out of his shell and express himself more freely

which results in him being a sassy mf

you are the butt of all his jokes just to warn you

he likes being his random self with you and he appreciates that you get his humour

san

the clingy friend

once you've classified him as your bestie, there's literally no turning back

joined at the hip

likes sharing things with you. whether that's food, memes, playlists, etc... he wants his bestie to be a part of what he enjoys, yk??

giving you regular updates on his life and certainly expects you to do the same >:(

he's the type of friend that just absolutely adores and loves his friends so much

like they mean more to him than anyone else in his life

friends = family

mingi

the goofy friend

so silly and goofy 🤪

he's so random and most of the time he lets his intrusive thoughts win so be on the lookout for that

it's always a good time with him

he can have so much crackhead energy sometimes like it's hilarious

he is never, ever a boring best friend. that's just his personality; he's always got something to say and he never lets a conversation go stale

even when you guys are just sitting around, he's always bringing up the most random topics up or just weird speculations and shower thoughts he has, you know the drill

i love him uwu

wooyoung

the loud friend

laughs often

yall are the type of best friends who get strange looks from other people because of how obnoxiously loud you both are

like you two are the main characters and everyone else just sort of exists around you. wooyoung certainly doesn't care about what other people think and neither should you!

so you end up doing the randomest shit together

he loves spontaneity

also will take the craziest most unflattering pictures of you

his whole camera roll is just filled with pictures of you and him or where you guys have been together

he loves making memories <333

literally the best friend you could ever ask for, i can't lie

jongho

the independent friend

meets up every now and then

probably a few times a month because you guys have different schedules and are so busy

a firm believer that distance makes the heart grow fonder

he thinks that being around someone all the time, 24/7 isn't always the best case-scenario

having some time in between when you meet gives something for the both of you to talk about

and makes it seeing you more special

although both of you have the knack for gossiping about literally everybody

[univxrsez]

🪐,🕸️, &🥥!

hellooo thanks for the ask!! :)

shifting ask game for my k-pop dr ( 9th member of skz )

🪐 ― basically just stray kids in general are my comfort characters!! in this reality, i've only been a stay since november, but they've grown on me so much since then ( i actually just got my first skz album today i'm so happyyy <3 ) & i think that in both this reality and my dr we'd be rlly good friends

when i think about skz, i honestly feel like i'm at home - if i don't really feel like 'connected' to people, i'm a pretty shy & quiet person and rarely really act like myself; with skz, i share so many of the same interests as them and have similar personalities / they have personalities that i'd vibe with, etc, and i feel like i'd be very comfortable with them & not be afraid to get out of my shell. i guess it feels like i'd just... belong there, with them?

they're the kind of people that i would trust with my life, honestly. they'd be there to support me, cheer me on, make me feel like i matter & that i'm important - and i want to do the same for them because they deserve it. for example, i see bang chan in this reality talk about how he doesn't like his curly hair or his face without makeup, i see him talk about staying up late and overworking himself and not being satisfied with himself so casually, and i want to go tell him he's absolutely perfect just the way he is both inside and out. all eight of the members deserve to hear that, & that's the first thing i want to do once i shift.

honestly i just love them so much :')

🕸️ ― when i wake up in my dr, i'd be waking up in my room - basically lee know is my s/o in my dr & i scripted that he'd be laying down next to me and hugging me ( because that's honestly the best thing to wake up to after you realize you shifted yk 😭 i'll actually cry happy tears when i see that minho's literally riGHT THERE )

as for clothes, just pajamas lolll i never really thought about the specifics of what it looks like; while i'm answering this though i'll go look at pajamas because that's probably a good idea

^^ maybe something like that idk y'all 💀

🥥 ― hmm i'd say vanilla ( which is my signature scent in my dr 🤪 ), the nice fresh air near bodies of water ( scripted that minho confessed to me by the han river hehe <3 ), & concert air ( i'm an idol so this is self-explanatory lol )

[stewieonthewall]

ooo can u explain more about how u thinks it's messy now? :)

hate to disappoint but just vibes kinda

like i felt like recently they've been giving less settled and yk me and my vibe reading skills 🤪🤪

i can't remember specifically but there were also a couple of alleged things that i read recently that kind backed that up in my head

[songmingisthighs]

Babes yk ur on a spreadsheet that’s going around rn ? Here’s the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18bI1CPNpx3vncNjfL-FsKqdV-VBXFZNGbseii8sjJ_Y/htmlview#

thanks for letting me know booboo i could kiss you with toothless

i checked that out and i'm on it for the stupidest, most petulant reason ever like i laughed but then i thought about how sad it is that a whole ass person was so dedicated to make this list and i felt pity

i know who uses those EXACT SAME words against me and i can just say it's sad that people found the need to come at others who are just vibing here and that the people who defended me were reduced to "mindless idiots who follows someone because they can't think for themselves" bc i don't weaponize my followers, hell i can't even even weaponize my own dog. i post things and people want to listen to me, they defend me because they want to. it's called caring ?? empathy ??? not thinking that your followers are just non human things that boost your popularity ???

@reddlist, joey, or whoever you are, you're not a vigilante, you're not in ateez's lore where you need to expose people you arbitrarily decide deserve certain labels which sounds very problematic, borderlining on putting a hitlist, when you're the biggest problem amongst all the name plastered there for making this... i wouldn't say exposé so... petty, kindergarten i-hate-u >:( list ? bc fr last time i made a list of people who i don't like was in 2nd grade or smth. you know full well this list could sway some people's views and honestly this seem like defamation with the way you describe the purpose of the list and if you didn't thought of it then by god you're an idiot. you're airing out personal feelings and specific situations as if those are generally applicable. if that list is supposed to simply to "warn" people's tendencies, put forth the people who had issues with me and those other users or those who brought up the issues stated so everyone may know if there are specific context or situation that finalized your judgment. i think that sounds very much fair since what you wanna do is simply warn people right ???

imagine putting your dedication into something more productive bc like lmao look at this

the title is giving koreaboo tbh and it's not just because it's so unserious

mY fRIeNdS tOLd mE ThiS HaPpeNed So i mUSt sELflESslY MAke a LonG LiSt oF WhY pEoPLe nEEd tO bE AWArE

some people really do like disturbing peace and thank fuck i'm a bitch with too much time and the personality of an ingrown hair in a knee 🤪🤪🤪

and ps you bringjng up jesus for an ungodly purpose gives the biggest ick of all

[calibabii21]

I ship you with Johnny or Jeno

you and Jungwoo as besties would be funny af also

Johnny x Z is a 9.0 bc yes yes yes we would vibe vibe vibe aaaand my size kink would go crazy hehehhehehe

Jeno x Z..idk this one is more like a 8.3 bc I feel like he would really piss me off😭😭 we are better off as fwb than actual lovers yk.

Jungwoo x Z is a fricking VIBE!!! we would constantly cut tf up and we would flirt with each other just to piss folks off😭😭 I'm here for the shenanigans🤪

[sorryimananti-romantic]

Yk how I recently said that Joong gives Orthopedic vibes? I recently had this vision while daydreaming that Yunho went to see Ortho Joong for something and during checkup when Joong bonked that hammer on Yunho's knee, he ended up kicking joong to outer space.

Joong flying out into the space

Him crying once he realises he's now on the moon ft. Hwalien trying to figure out where tf this human landed from.

that's some top tier editing kaya 👏 love the detail about alien hwa

that is real. yunho will and would accidentally kick anyone who bonks anything on his knee. it's just unfortunate (is it really) that it has to be dr. hongjoong. he doesn't look too mad about flying in the outerspace at least he enjoyed the ride 🤪

if it was anyone else hwalien might have kicked them back but since it's joong...

[f0point5]

ooofff i love me some christian grey🤪 is this man like him if yk what i mean….??? because if he is i’m sorry max but i have to break it to you, there is no chance. he just literally stole your day1😐 i said what i said. A corporate man dominance puts my hands on my knees 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ just how lana del ray once said. PLS TELL ME THIS MAN HAS SOME FLAVOUR TO HIM?? A BIT OF SPICE??

if you switch to wattpad for this corporate man i would DEFINITELY READ IT

Haha I’m sorry to disappoint you, but no he’s not a Christian Grey. As much as I love an alpha type, I don’t think Y/N is enough of an ingenue to put up with that type of guy.

Metaphor has his own vibe

[over-rated-cheese]

Whats your crack theory for season 5?

Wills a clone 🤪

okay so let me explain. After will got kidnapped he was captured by Henry and locked away in a tower (repunzel vibes yk?) Henry did this because he knew Will was the thing blocking him from taking over the world (or whatever tf he’s planning to do) so Henry sent a fake Will/clone back to the real world to basically spy on El and Wills friends (knowing that there the only thing that could stop them) During this time Henry basically trained Will (the real one) to be a killing machine. So by the time the final battle with El happens in s5 instead of Henry fighting it would be Will. Everyone is so confused and surprised . Will ends up almost killing El but last minute mike gets in the middle and tells Will to stop and that this is not the real him. Will has a moment of hesitation, considering it, because it was ✨mike✨ And even know Will repressed all of his childhood memories and feelings some seemed to leak through. So Will steps but then Henry stepped out, knowing that Will had a possibility of failing and killed mike. Will could feel his heart break and so he ran to Mikes side, crying….

OMG, wait

I gotta make this into a fic 😈

eeeee, okay y’all, if u guys want me to write this and make it into a fic please tell me cuz I’ll do It.

and thank you sm for the ask🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[youremyheaven]

ayyy I just found out I’m going through my Venus Mahadasha. I’m a Krittika (in Taurus) Venus, which is placed in the 6th house. In a few months, I’ll be in Mars Antardasha. just curious- how would you interpret this?? I wanna know if I’ll be in my successful hot girl era or wtv 🫣 some much needed motivation will help 😭 so if you don’t mind helping a girl out here, much appreciated ~

… also, thank the stars above that I made it through my Ketu Mahadasha. now it makes sense as to why I was going through it throughout my middle and high school years 💀 I’m looking forward to my Mars Mahadasha when I’m in my 50s tho 😩 assuming that’s a good thing… and assuming I’m alive by then lmaoo (my Mars is in 12H Jyeshta)

Venus in Krittika in 6h is giving doctor/medical profession (are u 👀)

Mars antardasha esp with Mars in Jyeshta in 12h will be....eventful...

You have an exalted Mars which is great but it's in the 12h which isn't bad but isn't necessarily ideal either.

You're going to experience 12h themes in the 6h front.

Ex: suppose you're a doctor working at a hospital, perhaps you're going to have some really difficult patients or other experiences that feel karmic. 12h is also loss, so it could point to facing loss in the work area. It need not mean unemployment but experiencing delay, stagnation? But 12h is also isolation and you could feel isolated due to manyyy reasons like you're doing SOOO well u can't relate to others or yk...the opposite 👀😤 12h energy is kinda unpredictable like that. 6h is also health and wellness and routine so maybe you'll become more spiritual and incorporate that into your lifestyle?? It could point to the "loss" of an old way of life but for the better 😉

This may or may not apply to u but sex in this antardasha will hit different. Ik Mars is more celibate than frankly sexual but girlie ur exalted Mars in 12h is giving possessed freak vibes.

I think you're going to change your lifestyle in a major way and adopt more healthy practices and really aggressively pursue spirituality. But not in a stoic way but more in a sensual hedonistic Venusian way if that makes sense??

Pls take this as a joke but all of this was also giving VIP escort 🤙🏼😂😳 bc 12h = hidden , Mars = sex, 6h = lifestyle, Jyeshtas will do anything for money, Krittikas always want to be at the top and Venus is Venus 🤪 soooo 👉🏼👈🏼mayhaps your Onlyfans era? 😂😂

I'm kidding tho don't sue me

[drunk-poets-society]

Omg i had the most dream ever.

Ok so

I was in a bus and very very social, so I got to talking with this guy and he was like “i know a Spot” and so i went there with him and it was like a country club on the countryside and gave me (idk what this word was supposed to be) vibes, with a splash of Appalachia or even Scandinavia but it was a nice wooden lodge and the atmosphere was constantly moody and cloudy, like it would rain any moment and I really liked it.

It was also very very Christian and there was a church, and we were in the back where the alter boys wear their robes and where all the stuff is stored and there’s these individual mini garden swings which fit one person. So I’m standing up looking down at the guy, and we’re looking at pictures and we see some of this old lady doing some weird cult stuff hereditary style and I’m like ‘that’s cool’ and find out that that lady is still alive and in the church.

Plot twist the church members wanted to find out wtf this woman’s deal was, but she was a very very old member so no one dared ask her. so I was tasked, kind of like a PI to uncover the truth and so i moved to the ranch???? Farm????? Adjoining the church.

There was constantly supernatural stuff happening which was pissing me off. Like a lot of paranormal activity which I kept brushing off as me being mentally ill™️🤪 and it was annoying me a lot. It was giving skinwalker ranch honestly. Anyways. one day I hear footsteps or something and then I see this creature-girl with very long but sparse but freakishly strong hair, and just like two scribbles for eyes

Yk kinda like this and her skin was the texture of a stuffed doll. It didn’t scare me, just made me think “either I’m not as insane as I thought or I have completely lost it”. So I went on a mission to catch her, and found out Actually there were two. they were kind of like sisters? Twins? Idk. But they had very long gangly limbs and were like stuffed dolls. And I was like “k cool, I don’t care” and continued living there, the paranormal activity still happening, which I just brushed off as mental illness™️™️🤪

Then one day, I was near the barn and there was this big-ish puddle of water that I didn’t know the depth of, but assumed it wasn’t that deep, seeing as it was a puddle, but the water was opaque and muddy so I didn’t step in it, because I didn’t have any reason to do so.

So like the lodge, right? The guy? Him and his friends gave me some scalpels as weapons that I was to keep on myself at all times. I was like “ok whatevs” and kept the bunch of scalpels tied with a rubber band in the right pocket of my overalls, and forgot about it. but i wore the same overalls every day so it was cool.

There were two feral cats napping, submerging themselves in the very puddle and I thought “hm that’s kinda strange but who am I to judge all cats are different” and then I noticed, upon closer inspection, that they weren’t real cats at all, but rather felted ones. They looked very real though.

and then the water started bubbling and then one of the cats got dragged in. Not too fast, I had time to see that the cat wore the still serene expression stitched to its face as it was gently pulled down under. The same thing happened with the second cat, so I put my fishing rod in the water hoping to catch something. It did get caught on something heavy, and I was like yay.

And then one of the girls bobbed up, but the hook had just been caught in her hair, which had very strong roots. Cos it was like 4 strands which were caught and her head was already sparsely populated. Anyways, no hint of the cats but she kinda just walked back into the barn or the house and I followed her, and she disappeared after climbing up and disappearing Into a horizontal support beam.

I caught a single strand of her hair and held onto it trying to pull her back up, and she had no expression or reaction. And as I was reaching for the scalpel the strand of hair broke :( Tried doing the same thing for the second time, this time more cautious, but it escaped again.

Woke up

[unnamedcrane]

Okay so only recently i finally started like figuring out the stuff about bad sanses and star sanses and whatever tf sanses but like

It kinda sounds like nightmares castle is...a hype house of sorts

Like yk dudes just being bros and silly giys doing silly guy things 🤪🤪🤯🤯🥴🥴🥴

They just chilling and vibing doing CrAzEeEyYy PrAnKsSs on the loser star sanses hype house 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[sliceocheese]

venty

tw mentions of suicide

ok yk what fuck being letting things go.

I have been friends with this kid I’ll call pen for a long asf time. We’ve been buddies for like 7/8 years. When I was 9 I was kinda suicidal. I’ll admit it was for very childish reasons. My brother hit me a lot, my dad scared me, my mom was distant, I moved to a new state, I thought it would be better to end it than go on to the next day feeling this dead. I got over it. I learned I was queer, I learned that even when I was upset people loved me.

So I got back online and after a while started dating pen. We would talk for hours every day mostly about him and how he hated his mom and brother, and how his life was so hard. That took a toll on me after a while. At 11/12 years old I was an emotional support beam for my mom and now this suicidal emo boy. I only lasted a month. I was feeling terrible. i wanted to sleep all day and cry all night. We played Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox, the likes. Then he started to write the story. I think he called it “we are one”. It was loosely inspired off his life And he asked me to help. I love writing and I loved him so I said yes.

He wrote about a character (the character was basically himself) who was raised in an orphanage with his best friend: me. They tried to run away but “i” was caught and only he got away. Then he went off to live his life. Then only time “I” came back was when “he” was an adult living his life. Pen, me, and other irl friend based characters had to defeat this great evil and save the land, but in the end he dies and saves everyone. Yk how it goes.

so a bit into that project I hit my limit. I “broke up” with him and ghosted him for a while. Life got better, then I went back. I helped write more, then came out to myself as trans. I renamed my character “Winnifred” and told pen I wanted her to go by she they prawns. He was fine with it. one day my dad told me he didn’t want me to be friends with pen. He said all pen did was make me unhappy. I laughed and told him he was wrong, how the turns have tabled.

One day he told me he was bi and gender-fluid and I got so excited for him! Finally he would understand why I changed the name of my character. I was wrong lmao, he called me one day and said that he actually hated the name Winnifred and wanted me to change it back to Zoe. God I was mad. “Oh yea my character having a magical pencil🌈 and darkness powers🖤🖤🖤 represents me irl having 🖤😳😳😳 depression and drawing a lot 🤪” but my character can’t have a name that “doesn’t match the fantasy vibe” ok then could you call me by my chosen name? No. Can you can me by my preferred pronouns? No. Can you let my character have the backstory I wrote for them? No. And he wonders why I quit the project.

At the beginning of the summer I “got grounded for the month”. I didn’t want to talk to him. That was the best month I’ve had in a hot second. today I dm’d him to say hi. I asked him about his story and he told me that he has to rewrite the parts I did. He said I turned it into a tumblr shit post.

let’s just say I’m “grounded for the rest of the year”

I don’t know if I’ll go back this time. I don’t know if I’ll go to church or LAA or anything where I might see him.