#yolko oh no

[rubberghoul]

Toontown OC refs and rlly bad shitposts

Testing the under the cut feature… heres some tidbits

Yolko is named after both the musician and song by the band Cartoons. They sound like SpongeBob in the greenday12688 version of Grandma’s kisses (if you know you know)

Bow tie is a toon slowing turning into a cog, she can change between a horse and dragon based on a tumblr post i saw years ago i think by iguanamouth

Phisher is more a threat to cogs than to toons actually. It cannot resist playing with toons like they’re small animals so it’s not allowed outside anymore

[mqonlighting]

hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.

does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.

and he is.

detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?

wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*

matt: wade. no.

wade: i could bring her over if you want-

matt: WADE.

one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.

wade: she LENT me the chair.

detective: and how’d she do that?

wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.

matt: jesus—

wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.

matt: goddamn it, wade—

detective: you stole a permobil.

wade: pardon?

detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.

wade: she said it was a jazzy!

detective: …

detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.

wade: …

detective: …

matt: i give up.

and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.

peter: kidnap? me?

detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?

peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.

detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?

peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?

detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?

peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.

detective: …

detective: damn it.

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Yakko: Yolko! Stop using my mallet to throw oranges at your mom!

(On the front porch, water and bubbled soap begin seeping out from under the front door)

Yakko: What the...? Yolko! When I told you to clean your room, I didn't mean to put everything in the washing machine!

(Yakko climbs up the stairs)

Yakko: Oh, not a moment's peace around here. Oh, where is she now?

(Yakko then opens the bathroom door, where he then finds bath bomb foam in the bathtub, overflowing onto the floor)

Yakko: Yolko! Why is the bathtub full of bath bomb foam?!

Cora: She must have been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade jacuzzi. I think it's important to encourage the creativity of a child because...

Yakko: It was you, wasn't it?

Cora: Yes

Yakko: (sees sand and snow everywhere) Yolko! How did you manage to bring both sand and snow into the house? I'm not even going to ask about that (walks into Yolko's room) Yolko! Yolko? Oh, my gosh! Cora, get the hunting net, she got out again!

Baby Yolko: I'm here

(Yakko looks down to find a baby Yolko standing there)

Yakko: (Sighs with relief) You're lucky you're so cute! Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now (picks Yolko up)

Baby Yolko: What's a freak show?

Yakko: It's like our family, but people pay to see it.

079:Your daughter is really very sweet and such a fidget. I understand how hard it is for you two to be a parents too.

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Yakko: Yolko! Stop using my mallet to throw oranges at your mom!

(On the front porch, water and bubbled soap begin seeping out from under the front door)

Yakko: What the...? Yolko! When I told you to clean your room, I didn't mean to put everything in the washing machine!

(Yakko climbs up the stairs)

Yakko: Oh, not a moment's peace around here. Oh, where is she now?

(Yakko then opens the bathroom door, where he then finds bath bomb foam in the bathtub, overflowing onto the floor)

Yakko: Yolko! Why is the bathtub full of bath bomb foam?!

Cora: She must have been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade jacuzzi. I think it's important to encourage the creativity of a child because...

Yakko: It was you, wasn't it?

Cora: Yes

Yakko: (sees sand and snow everywhere) Yolko! How did you manage to bring both sand and snow into the house? I'm not even going to ask about that (walks into Yolko's room) Yolko! Yolko? Oh, my gosh! Cora, get the hunting net, she got out again!

Baby Yolko: I'm here

(Yakko looks down to find a baby Yolko standing there)

Yakko: (Sighs with relief) You're lucky you're so cute! Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now (picks Yolko up)

Baby Yolko: What's a freak show?

Yakko: It's like our family, but people pay to see it.

Ok

[goofyrpmaniacs]

*glares at Yakko* As far as I'm concerned, some of you, don't trust me. And because of that, I feel it's necessary to do this.

I: But what about Zekko?!

...that I'll take care of myself. *walks away*

Andrea: Boss! *bangs a fist against the barrier...but she's gone*....

Ma: Um…Yolko?

Y: It’s Yakko.

Ma: Yakko…what does she mean? Some of us not trusting her?

Y:…..well, by some…she means me.

D: You? But why—-oh. *looks down* I get it…

Ma: Wh-what is it?

Y: *rubs arm* Well…Andy has a room filled with snowglobes that represent different worlds. She told us not to enter the room…but I went in there…touched one and it sent me to a bizarro version of Burbank.

[rubberghoul]

Self ship doodle page

The preps will never understand my beautiful brain

[rubberghoul]

made these drawings to show my emotions before and after fighting pacesetter for the first time (i died twice)

[rubberghoul]

Cogtober days 1-2 (day 1’s outfits are inspired by Haruka’s idol outfits from yakuza 5)

(If you know the reference in the second day don’t tag it as such I’m making fun of the game and don’t want to be associated with it ok thanks)

[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Yakko: I'm Yakko



Cora: I'm Cora



Yolko: And i'm Queen Coco.... ARRGH!!!!



Yakko and Cora: Hellooo, Coco! (laughs)



Yolko: You try saying it sometimes!



Yakko: Queen Cora Nora Bora Bora Agora Dora the fifth



Yolko: Oh, thank you, Mr. Countries of the world song

096-j:I love this moment)

[pinkiemeowstic89]

Yakko: I'm Yakko



Cora: I'm Cora



Yolko: And i'm Queen Coco.... ARRGH!!!!



Yakko and Cora: Hellooo, Coco! (laughs)



Yolko: You try saying it sometimes!



Yakko: Queen Cora Nora Bora Bora Agora Dora the fifth



Yolko: Oh, thank you, Mr. Countries of the world song

It's always the Countries song Yakko is teased about