#you sexy sexy dogboy

[goblinaurora]

sigh... this is very unbecoming of me, but...

BARK BARK WOOF BARK GRRR WOOF BARK GRRR WOOF BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARK‼️

takebayashi–mama will soon turn into takebayashi–grandma if I have a day alone with him (someone's ending up pregnant and it's not me)

(jk he's too gorgeous but that blush toggle should be flat out illegal for the psychic damage received)

(his name spelling out ‘daddi daddi dooor’ is such a dorky pio-chan thing; man I love him) (also, as a lorekick doing business and accountancy, his mfing taxes being part of his lore is so hilarious to me) (doom being characterised as a sexy old man also tickles me, we all love ojisans)

[slmb3rjack]

hey so guess who has been playing both elden ring and bloodborne for the past few months and who also made a dragon communion (ER) and dogboy (BB) oc. these games cater specifically to me, thank you fromsoft

[underesources]

FRANTIC FANFIC SENTENCE STARTERS

quotes that me and my friends have written , taken from various fanfictions. trigger warnings for swearing and caps.

❛ my gay thoughts detector is going off. gaydar , thats the word i was looking for. ❜

❛ This is not about me. ❜

❛ I'll kill you. ❜

❛ We can leave and be gay together. ❜

❛ Can there not be peace and love in this galaxy and the next ? ❜

❛ Shall we continue the cycle of violence , instead of fostering hope and light into the universe ? ❜

❛ You know i would never do that to you. ❜

❛ Don't lump me in with him. ❜

❛ Be afraid not , I come in peace. ❜

❛ We just have some . . . unfinished business. ❜

❛ You think that will earn you mercy ? ❜

❛ You there ! Halt ! Pray thee ! ❜

❛ I have a gift for you. ❜

❛ I hate you. ❜

❛ HERE COMES CHICK HICKS ONTO THE RACEWAY !!!!!!!!! ❜

❛ That's what my wife called me before she fell to her death , one hundred feet into a ravine. ❜

❛ They put me in this awful dress ! ❜

❛ It's not even high quality fabric ! ❜

❛ You really have got to be more careful. ❜

❛ Bby girl you're looking so bad. You look so bad. ❜

❛ You mean you really don't like it ? ❜

❛ No. that shit sucks. ❜

❛ I should have known ! This has your stench all over it ! ❜

❛ I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS MORE OF A DOGBOY , MYSELF. ❜

❛ I COULDN'T BEAR SEEING YOU IN . . IN CAT EARS !! ❜

❛ Hey. Look at me. ❜

❛ Did you know . . everyone can die ? ❜

❛ You've made a terrible mistake coming in here. ❜

❛ How . . . how did you do that ? ❜

❛ You're just a rat ! ❜

❛ I am all that is evil and dark and sexy ! ❜

❛ Stop saying things like that ! ❜

[t4t-rabbite]

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This is a kink and porn blog! If you don’t have an age in your bio I will block you, don’t interact if you are not 18+

My name is Lucas! He/him pronouns. I’m a trans switch who likes horror movies, kink, and follows RACK

Oh and the “rabbite” is just bc I like rabbits and also biting

Feel free to send me dms or asks if you want to play or interact, be pervy

anons: <33, 🎶, 🐇, C, 🐦‍⬛

✨ What I will post ✨

- horny rambling

- maybe nudes if I feel comfortable? I am two years on T and slowly getting used to accepting my body and seeing myself as sexy

- I prefer masculine terms like dick, cock, tdick, but am fine with w/e

- Several kinks will be tagged with a star ✨, these are specifically more taboo stuff, Lmk if you want anything else tagged

- somno, intox, breeding, petplay, forcefem, forcemasc, captivity, stalking, masochism, sadism, edgeplay, knifeplay, blood, guro (won’t be anything graphic), free use, cnc, bondage, leather

- petplay. I’m in my “I love dogboys holy shit I want a puppy to degrade” era

- follows back from singing*****l

[fatguarddog]

obsessed with being a dogboy who is worshipped by a harem who im the pack leader & top of and the more i rule over it the more wolfish i become, the bigger & bigger i grow and the more monstrous & wild i look, til im a massive werewolf whose massive furry gut is worshipped and im so sharp-toothed & bushy-furred and fat no one could ever confuse me for a simple puppy ever again

You 🤝 Me: This this this 🥵🥵🥵

Growing from a dog to a fully blown fat monstrous wolf is so so sexy to me, I want to be the mountain of a pack leader who is swarmed by a harem of adoring pups and dogs so eager to bring me food and drink and present their tight little holes for breeding 🤤🐺

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

You can tag that reblog as tf2. It’s ok, we know.

Anon I've posted art of medic in a sexy nurse outfit, Scout with his tits out, and dogboy sniper. I'm not exactly being subtle here

[mintys-musings]

very important question, what animal hybrids would you assign to trickstar (including anzu)? for example I think subaru and mao are very big dogboy energy, and makoto is a bunnyboy to me. no idea for hokuto. anzu I feel could be anything though? of course my first thought was catgirl since she’s koneko-chan, but she’d be a cute bunnygirl too!! -rei

ooo subaru and mao are v dogboy i literally cant rlly think of any other animal more fitting dhdjdg

hokke i think could be a bird hybrid (howl from howls moving castle style) probs like a swan or some sort of peafowl. aka elegant but will fight a system no biggie. i could also see him as a catboy!

makoto and anzu are v bunny hybrids- BUT ive also seen both of them drawn as hamster/with hamster features. obvs no sexy potential but i just wanted to mention it bc the art is cute ( ㅠ uㅠ)

anzu always struck me as bunny coded. hamster/squirrel work too. like ive seen art of her in like her own asobi club outfit where she's holding an acorn and rinne is picking her up.

... actually tbh catboy makoto would be nice bc in that one halloween card he looks so hot for no reason?? and if hokuto is also a catboy, it makes trickstar funnier. two cats, two dogs, and their tiny bunny producer!

[insinirate]

Your art and AU's were already incredibly sexy but daddy wolfwood has me by the fcking throat so if I may: daddy wolfwood with dogboy/catboy Nai.

(If you don't draw it I will this is a threat(affectionate))

best of luck boss 🫡

[nightfallgame]

Last ask for today! This is a bit weirder but, let's say the boys became kemonomimis (those are things like catboys, dogboys. Literally just people with a tail and animal ears) anyway the main part is who would be open about it? flaunt it? Hate it maybe? Ok now throw the erogenous zone part into it. Who likes their new features being played with? Who finds it much too strange? Feel free to do also as many boys as you'd like, but at the least I'd prefer ritsu, viktor, ryoushi, and hiroyuki. -🦈

I'll just do the ones you asked for~ ;3 And I'll specify who's a catboy and who's a dogboy here.

. . .

Ritsu (Cat)

It's definitely a weird situation, to say the least... However, a lot of Ritsu's reaction depends on what you think of it all. If you openly find the new features cute, he's a lot less shy than if you're not as interested. Still, Ritsu is shy. He'll purr and squeeze his eyes shut if you pet behind his ears, but there are still plenty of embarrassed little whines, as well. He doesn't mind the cat traits being used during sexy moments, but he won't directly ask for that.

Viktor (Cat)

As you'd expect, he's really into it. Especially if you show any interest in the new features, Viktor is flaunting them at every turn. He has no shame about being petted— or how much he enjoys it. Expect a lap cat until this is over. When it comes to the sexual side of it, he's every bit as eager. Being manhandled by the surprisingly sensitive tail makes him yowl, and he'll absolutely pretend like the traits come with a "heat" as well, just to tempt you.

Ryoushi (Dog)

He's terribly embarrassed by the whole thing, especially because the "dog" part almost feels like a targeted insult. Ryoushi will try to hide the traits from you if at all possible— and yet, when you do find out and insist on touching his ears, his tail is wagging in seconds, an obvious cue that he likes it. The sexual part is even more embarrassing, and he really doesn't want to admit to how quickly he comes as soon as you start petting him again.

Hiroyuki (Dog)

It's... not that big of a deal, right? Hiroyuki is mostly just hoping he'll go back to normal soon, and trying to pretend like everything is fine in the meantime. He doesn't really protest you touching his new features, but it's obvious that he's still awfully embarrassed about the whole thing. And while he'd rather you not call attention to them during sex, tugging on his tail just rough enough for it to be a shock is a guaranteed way to get a loud moan out of him.

[dream-critical]

Mercury you are Incredibly fucking correct about the way older people in the fandom act my GOD. I've been in a couple adults only fan spaces and holy SHIT you'd think adults who were here for like allllll of the other youtubers doing horrid stuff, who condemned CMC for doing The Same Thing As Dream. Would find this shit weird but they Don't! Moving from DSMP centric circles to Life Series/Hermit/Empires centric ones was like an ENORMOUS shock bc while there are still bad eggs in those spaces there are FAR fewer adults making every aspect of how they engage with these block guys about how bad they wanna fuck them or see them fuck each other. DSMP spaces I was in went "Nah it's Normal that Dream's giving out a phone number for fans to text him and get a real reply because broadcast celebs did that" and ignore that most celeb replies are automated entirely and also don't typically humor messages calling them sexy gay dogboys or daddy or any of that shit.

Back when that was happening there were Not grooming allegations about Dream yet but it was like a month at most after the CMC situation and anyone who like Thought about it for more than a moment could noodle out that like. Even if there would never be accusations against Dream, he sets the foundation for what a LOT of people will consider normal content creator behavior until the next big thing unseats him in like ten or so years. The idea that private snapchats or a text line that only you and the other person see unless one party publishes the messages are Normal Things to hand out to your primarily tweenage audience is like. Bad. Like even if he DIDN'T groom anyone he still sets the standard that privately talking to a grown man just shy of twice your age with 20 million followers is a normal and good interaction! The other adults in those spaces should have been seeing SO many more fucking red flags in the moment! It should not have been me and three other people who weren't OBSESSED with the man who were the only ones concerned with that!

And by GOD the RPF discussion. I spent months being told that I was just being an anti or a hater for agreeing that Dream repopularized super public RPF and RPF being sent to creators and blockign over RPF being abnormal. Like. My credentials here are I've been in Youtuber fandoms before and since falling in and out with the DSMP. I grew up on DeviantArt in the heyday of Septiplier and Phan getting sent to the content creators. I saw the culture change enough to have a significant pushback against shipping those guys from Buzzfeed Unsolved by 2019. I've BEEN online and I know that Dream and George encouraging ship content being sent to them and made hyper public like Drastically changed how often I found RPF on my timeline. YES shit was bad during SMPLive. It was SO much worse ten years ago and it's getting back to those levels as more kids migrate out of the DSMP/DTeam fandoms and act like content creators need to see their fanfic or fanart of them being used as Sex Objects. And being told I was just making shit up or hatemongering against Dream for noticing the Real pattern in how the public treats RPF? It made me feel unhinged then and it still makes me feel unhinged now.

anyways long rant over it takes me 0 whole dollars to think critically abt how I engage with people's Minecraft DND characters and how I engage with the actual creators and adults who act like that expectation is Censorship Of Queer People are dumb of ass.

I literally couldn't have agreed more with you anon. I wasn't in the fandom back when SMP live was a thing, but i do have experiences with fandoms where RPF is completely normalized outside of the dsmp. I'm kind of gonna go on a rant of my own as well here. But like

It's frustrating to see how these people, Idols, content creators, celebrities etc are dehumanized and often just seen as an object to project all of their emotions, whether it's frustrating, lust etc on to.

Like they genuinely stop seeing them as people, even if they don't want to admit it.

It honestly isn't even just about sexual content, stuff like writing rpf fics and assuming certain people's roles within the lives of the ccs they like is also weird

Like how you can find rpf fics where the ccs parents are abusive. How you can find fics where the significant other of the cc is cheating which is why they leave them for their friend and discover they were in gay love all along. or Fics where its revealed that "actually this specific moment that happened irl on stream was a sign of abuse and the people who claim to be the friend of X cc are actually toxic and don't deserve them" And its just like??????

People are reading into things so hard. And I'll admit when I'm hyperfixating hard it's sometimes difficult to differentiate what I feel and what the cc I watch feels or expresses, but I'm aware that that's parasocial behaviour and I ignore it. It's my brain tricking me into thinking I know that person and that they feel and see everything the same as I do. It's not healthy to indulge in that even if it can feel comforting.

And the problem with the dteam specifically is that they encourage this type of behaviour like a lot, and the only reason they do is profit.

Back to nsfw content though, it absolutely is going to become a lot worse and I'm not looking forward to that

[vatican3]

Do You have any thoughts about Nihil's friend. Would love to hear if you do.

Prefacing all of this with the fact that you really need to buy into my Nihil-is-a-girl canon for almost any of this to interest you.

I feel like I need to split this up into sections but as I'm writing this I have no clue what those sections will be. But they're all. General concepts.

BESTIE:

Cishet. Sorry.

Except for when I sometimes hit him with the transbian beam because I can't help myself. But we'll get to that.

Despite looking like a massive douchebag this guy is so sweet and full of love. Assigned dogboy.

Best friends with Nihil for a long long time, Nihil is known and loved by his family.

They are roommates. They live in a shitty apartment together. They're in a shitty band together. They go to shitty parties together. They're having the time of their lives.

But he's like, hm, I do sort of want Nihil carnally but as far as I know I am not into men. They get drunk and make out constantly.

Nihil eventually comes around to telling him she's a girl and he's like OHHH THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE FOR ME, PERSONALLY.

Upon learning he is avoiding a sexuality crisis (for now. We'll get out the transbian beam in a minute) he's like okay, obviously we should have sex. Nihil also thinks this because she is bored and horny and thinks hey he's pretty sexy that would be fun. This is a great solution to the nights when neither of them experiences success with women.

So they fuck raw every single day basically.

It does not take long for them to individually figure out they are in love with each other but it does take them forever to say fucking anything about it.

There is a weird relationship limbo where they are really not sure if they're dating and are too scared to ask. Bestie has stopped trying to hit on other women.

Their friends in their shitty rock band do not understand what their dynamic is and they are trying to piece it together from context clues and it just is not happening. They are also confused about Nihil's general gender situation but they are beyond asking questions.

BESTIE IS PRIMO'S DAD:

Despite the fucking raw every day they are somehow surprised when Nihil ends up pregnant (there is nary a brain cell between them).

Nihil is vomiting. They think it must be a stomach bug. And then she just keeps vomiting and now certain smells are making her nauseous that didn't before and her period is not making an appearance when it should be. And then they're like, don't think this one's a stomach bug, man.

Bestie is terrified for fatherhood.

But very excited!

Nihil has to speedrun going girlmode because pregnancy is not going to wait for that to get figured out.

Nihil, because of how she is, has about 50 books about pregnancy in her room. Bestie makes the mistake of reading one of them and is now gripped with anxieties about everything that could possibly go wrong.

Bestie tries to gather band friends without Nihil to tell them she's pregnant. They do not understand. He can see the gears trying to turn in their heads. It's not clicking. They are excited for this mystery baby regardless.

Bestie calls his family to explain that hey you know Nihil? Yeah you do. We're having a kid and also she's kind of my girlfriend not clear on that one yet. Try not to ask questions I do not have answers.

He wins some shitty arcade jewelry for them to wear as wedding rings to doctor appointments because they are already not stoked about this greasy freak having a kid with some nice girl but an unmarried greasy freak is worse.

They go to see Bestie's family for Christmas with baby Primo in hand. There are clearly questions. Nobody is going to ask. Bestie's siblings try to talk to Nihil like she's a new person and she's like, I have known you forever what are you fucking doing.

They can pawn off baby Primo on Bestie's extended family and cuddle and fall asleep by the fireplace together. They are so tired. Did you know having a baby is so hard.

BESTIE IS A VAMPIRE:

You don't need me to explain this.

You've seen the Dance Macabre video.

NIHIL IS BESTIE'S GIRLFRIEND FOR REAL THIS TIME:

They are so into each other it's either adorable or disgusting depending on what kind of person you are.

Bestie is at work exclusively talking about his girlfriend and how she is and how excited he is to go home and see her.

I don't have time or room to fit all of my nurse Nihil thoughts prompted by that other person in here. But please understand how much I thought about this concept.

Bestie is so into her and constantly brings home presents for her. Candy. Clothes.

They just fucking love watching horror movies and cuddling and eating Chinese leftovers together.

TRANSBIAN BEAM:

Someone tell this girl she can be butch.

Imp/Nihil/Bestie Femme4Femme4Butch throuple.

Nihil has two hands for two hot vampire gfs.

[xamaxenta]

The catboy vs. dogboy flight is hilarious to watch (I am team catboy of course, because cats rule and dogs drool, also catboy Ace is very flexible and sexy ok), but since you brought up the werewolf Ace art I wanted to drop this fic into the argument (werecat Ace)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8891845/chapters/20380303

Another aspect to add to the catboy team! Cats are flexible and therefore catboys are flexible and thats sexy 👏🏽

Ace being flexible is also a very enticing thought 🤭

[lynxindisguise]

8. sad wet dogboys being stupid and petty

hello! this has been a popular one lol, this is a wolfstar divorce au, answered here and here

i’ll give you two more fun moments:

- sirius brings his hotter younger remus lookalike boyfriend with him to court and buys him a sexy cropped blazer for the occasion

- remus lets his older more successful sirius carbon copy dress him for court in a ridiculously expensive suit that he NEVER would’ve let sirius buy for him

wip game

[thejukeboxsystem]

he's played by a clean-shaven RDJ so almost as sexy as Tony Stark.

but I can't show you a gif on anon sadly

anyways I'm just a gal with a unappreciated blorbo so like a good blorbeè I'm spreading the word about him like gospel. you can find me at my new blog dogboy-kozak, only kozak-related media and discussion allowed.

Okay im gonna attempt to look him up via gif format

This is the one gif I can find, look at this clean-shaven baby? Okay im gonna find a way to watch this movie and get back to you

[dendrosys]

HAPPY (exactly) ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY INAZUMA

we’ve come a long fucking way. i love this game. its so sad to be leaving inazuma behind and i hope the Iradori festival gets brought back like lantern rite and windblume. <3 heres to a great year in inazuma and hoping for another great year in sumeru

(scheduled post bc i dont want to forget to post this right on the dot)

thanks to individual characters below the cut because im cringe and emotional

THANK YOU KAZUHA FOR… LITERALLY EVERYTHING, both bringing us to inazuma and being such an outstanding character

thank you AYAKA for being such a sweetheart and for that cool dance

thank you YOIMIYA for the fireworks

thank you THOMA for letting us the fuck out of ritou 😭

thank you RAIDEN for fucking shit up so bad that we got a story line

thank you YAE MIKO for being the baddest bitch

thank you AYATO for bringing sexy back

thank you HEIZOU for being the first ever brawler and being a smart little dude

thank you ITTO for literally being the funniest mother fucker in this game

thank you SHINOBU for taking care of itto and his shenanigans

thank you KOKOMI for being a great leader to watatsumi island

thank you GOROU for your dogboy swag

thank you SARA for those cool fucking wings we never get to see

thank you SAYU for goron rolling , sometimes running isnt fast enough

ooighhh inazuma i love you so much .. i’ll miss you <3 even though you arent going anywhere

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Actual quotes from songs I’ve written (or parodied) out of context

[sudden, extreme shift in tone and pitch] “Sorry for coughing so much today guys, ahahaha, yeah.“

“You’re not going to heaven, filthy, smelly old woman!”

“I hate music; it makes me want to vomit.”

“I’m a girl; but I’m a better father than you ever were.” [bluegrass music break]

”Dawn is breaking, just like your bones will.”

[agonized screaming, but in three-part harmony] (parody)

“I’d like noodles too; please pass me the spoon sideways.”

“Blood to blood. Come little dogboy; love me now — give me life I don’t deserve.” (Unfortunately, the song it’s from is the polar opposite of sexy and is not about anyone’s werewolf boyfriend.)

“I raised the axe, and then I broke her skull. Nobody knew I was there.” (Guess what song this is a parody of fffhfjfbdjjfn)

[translated from Loof, to the tune of “Baby Shark”] “My own face is made of rub-ber-ber. My own face is made of rub-ber-ber. My own face is made of rub-ber-ber. My own face!”

[translated from Loof, to the tune of “What will you bring, Jehovah’s kingdom”] “What the fuck, Jehovah’s Witnesses!? I am screaming in great pain [literally: screaming as if I’m being electrocuted].”

“New and unnew we plusgoodspeak Big Brother.”