#you're super straight

[drulalovescas]

this isn't even funny anymore

[hajihiko]

But if I'M queer and YOU'RE queer..... who's driving the island???

[sam-dugesian]

"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

[eugeniedanglars]

literally saying this as a hater of both veneers and plastic surgery but the reason you think those procedures "always look bad" is because when they're done well you can't tell they were done at all. survivorship bias or whatever

[bylertruther]

kind of crazy how mike said in a moment of vulnerability and weakness that he wants to be needed and to be of use and good at something, and then a large chunk of the fandom just decided to validate all of his worst thoughts & fears and suddenly reduce him to a weak, incapable, mindless, unloved wastoid wimp that's everything his low self-esteem tells him he is and nothing like how the people in his life see him (or what the narrative itself has shown us since the very first episode). even crazier when the people that do that call themselves mike fans lol but i'm 😴😴😴

[gowns]

i have a gaylor-level conspiracy in my head about how kenan and kel were deeply in love with each other but it got too real for them and they felt like they had to choose between successful careers or each other so they parted ways and then they both became very strange due to the high levels of repression they were dealing with. it would explain so much.

[zexonyte]

yeah i made him a fish lookin thang whatcha gonna do about it

[lexyscross]

Unfortunately, we all know they’ll make it straight and have them fighting over Tara. 🙄

...

(Edit: They were fake-bros and super fruity together! WIN! However, they still shoved “They both like Tara” down our throats. 🙄 No pun intended... 👀)

[faeymouse]

I am completely convinced that they were boyfriends.

(@evecolourshock​ introduced me to the concept of purple circuits = attraction/madly in love, and I am eternally grateful)

(pose ref)

[pedro-pascal]

did you watch the movie alone? I often feel lowkey weird when I go see a movie alone even tho it's stupid because watching a movie alone AT HOME on netflix isn't considered weird so why at the theatre? Do you have those feelings too and if so how do you deal with it?

yes!! i watch a love of movies alone in the cinema! it's a bit awkward at first but then you see other people going by themselves and you realise that you don't care at all about them, then it gets easier! i started doing that like 7-8 years ago when i was living in the USA and i had no friends who liked going to the cinema so now i'm really comfortable going by myself!

it's good because you can see whatever you want and you don't need to look out for someone who enjoys horror movies or foreign cinema or romcoms... you're also only depending on your own schedule and not someone's else!

also, it's an activity that does not require any company because you don't talk during a movie and also it's dark so basically, people ignore you and you ignore people!

i went to see i saw the devil today and next to me, there was a couple and by the end of it they were speechless because what do you say as a couple after this movie haha? i was happy to see it by myself so i could gather my feelings, form my own opinion and then check out imdb and letterboxd facts/reviews to have more insight about it!!

[despairforme]

Not fucking AGAIN---

[shimenchus]

if you've ever seen a femme/butch couple and the first words out of your mouth are "heteronormative" you should consider the following:

killing yourself

[kindnessoverperfection]

I need to vent this somewhere because it's just been rattling around in my brain.

Saw a post by someone with ASPD on a popular subreddit asking for advice, and everyone just fucking. Tore him apart. Cruel as fuck in the comments, downvoting the shit out of everything he had to say. Bro wasn't saying or doing anything wrong. He wasn't even snapping at anyone (when most ppl even w/o a pd probably would have after that reaction to their post), he wasn't doing anything harmful or morally incorrect.

They all reacted in this horrible fucking way to someone just bc he has ASPD, when I know they would have been super compassionate with anyone else who had the same issue.

I've seen this kind of shit happen before (glances at a celebrity w/NPD who everyone tears into for no reason bc they're always looking for an excuse) but god. Shook me up.

[original-punks]

how to make me drier than the Sahara desert

[sucre-sanguine]

Maybe I'm tipsy but *winds up to hit hornets nest* I really don't understand trans guys who are like. I feel excluded from the community cause I'm not fem. Like broski I am fem and guess what. In most queer spaces I feel like I gotta yell that I'm not a gay woman or a trans woman. I've been on hrt for 3 years. Also do you ever go to spaces that aren't distinctly queer....like... y'know.... most spaces.. ever.

[fitzrove]

I think I'm struggling creatively because as time goes on I find less and less motivation to write (and read, tbh!) stuff that's

good wholesome queer representation

escapist everything-gets-better fantasy ("because life is hard enough why would you write about miserable things")

palatable to people who disagree with me

And obviously I'm nowhere near finishing even a single original thing yet ahdfhajf but I've been looking at publishing videos that people who have experience in the industry have made and. Man no wonder that so much milquetoast stuff gets put out nowadays