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"Satosugu are confirmed to be best friends, take that shippers"
My brother in christ have you never had a violently codependent relationship with your best friend before? You telling me not once have you fallen in love with your best friend? Is that not just. A canon event???
#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#You've got to be fucking kidding me#When this ship kills me put those stupid betta fish on my tombstone pls
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There are so many reasons to fight Ulder, I'm adding this to the list
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Fellas, is it gay to be majestic?
#fellas#is it gay#straight nonsense#you've got to be fucking kidding me#straight people#the straights are not okay#waiter make that yike a family platter
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I'm sorry, but who is requesting a collection of propaganda from this insanity? And is all of it really going to be included? Really? Really? This is something we need?
#and now i'm going to try and just let it go#but man#i saw this#and literally couldn't stop myself from saying out loud#you've got to be fucking kidding me
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we really straight up posting untagged spoilers for a movie that dropped three days ago, huh. c'mon.
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I just ruined my own day by finding out marco mattiacci currently works for aston martin (the brand, not the F1 team, but still) what the fuck
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wait seriously last thing because this is making me laugh my ass off i just got my rejection notice from one of the schools i applied to back in ??? for the fall semester THIS year
#chatterye#you've got to be fucking kidding me#like that's so annoying#honestly fuck that school#no fucking duh i didn't get in you bitch asses#anyways that was ridiculous to me i needed to share#okay bye for real
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my computer is experiencing exhaustion
#my post#worst timing ever#university student#finals week#you've got to be fucking kidding me#first it's too hot#then it doesn’t want to turn on#and then it makes me think it's dead forever#then it turns on with zero battery#after being plugged in all night#etc. bullshit#computer problems#student problems
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#xiao zhan#chongqing beauty#gg favorite looks#gg hair watch#wtaf gg#you've got to be fucking kidding me with this guy wtf
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I will laugh so hard if it turns out that John is making a sincere effort at being a decent parent and it's such an awful outcome for Gideon that I feel like it's plausible. He's giving off such man who thinks of himself as a good guy confronted with oops baby vibes.
#like he did get babytrapped and in fact attempted baby murdered and he knows he shouldn't make it Gideon's problem so he's trying not to#but she is a walking reminder of his dead besties' murder attempt#just. the way he says no reason to be an asshole to the mother of your child#the way he's like oh no you don't have to swear loyalty to me that's an inappropriate amount of pressure to put on our relationship#very funny under the murderstances#but also these are the words of a dude who felt tremendous contempt for men who whine about child support#and yet!! he's a tremendously vindictive and self centred person. what's a guy to do#he got babytrapped and it wasn't even because they wanted him around! it's because they wanted him gone!#and his kid is the murder weapon!#how is this fair?#very fun intersection of him knowing what the correct answer most in line with his values is#with the bit where he's just wildly unqualified to do that#you've got a#sims playing alcohol abusing vengeful god in the midst of a depressive episode#taking a deep breath and attempting a child centric approach#he's not going to be good at it!#he is also not going to immediately murder her to fuck over his enemies tho so he's still winning#for now!
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AshtonIrwin94: Breakup live in Los Angeles
#the panicked shrieking from the crowd is so real#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#breakup#ai live at the belasco#blood on the drums#video#tiktok#kh4f post#i believe my reaction when he ran over there was saying 'oh you've got to be fucking kidding me' to absolutely no one 😂#🥁🫦🥁#flashing tw
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I despise any narrative that positions social progressivism as a western concept. why is every immigrant narrative about escaping from the terrible inherent conservatism of the backwards culture your family comes from and being saved by america's unique progressivism. just this disgusting pinkwashing that is exactly the same as any other narrative claiming that the west invented civilization and all those third world barbarians are only just now beginning to learn it from them. america's enemies do not have a monopoly on social conservatism. white people did not invent queer acceptance or anything else of value. death to america idk
#sorry out of character for me to have any political opinions of my own I know. this just got me unreasonably upset#maybe I am just incoherently trying to justify a purely emotional reaction. I don't think so though#I do not relate to any story about your asian immigrant parents being conservative and evil#and the american values you've learned saving you from their backwards culture#like idk we're not the ones sending our kids to conversion therapy bible camp#of course it's possible for parents to suck in ways that are informed by their traditional values#this is not a fucking. foreign thing though. you americans can be just as bad#narcissus's echoes
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what do you think llojavi's child will be? I love reading your hc.
mmhhh i never really stopped to think about it tbh! kid fics aren't really my go-to and i'm terrified of having children myself so it's not something i tend to explore with my ships
but if i had to have a hc for them... i think they'd have a lot of children. all of them adopted.
it just makes sense for them as characters imo! they are both deeply compassionate individuals who know what it's like to lose both parents and know how much it means to be brought in to a loving family. they know.
they wouldn't be able to come across a child who needs what they received at one point and look away.
that plus lloyd is an only child, he always wanted a little sibling and was absolutely delighted to get julian, i think once he gets over the instinctual fear of "oh god what the fuck am i doing i don't know how to be a father" and is more comfortable in his role as parent he wouldn't be able to resist the idea of having a bunch of kids running around their home. i'm thinking maybe four. probably six. no more than eight.
but. i do think the first kid would be javier's fault.
in one of those rare occasions he's not glued to lloyd's side, he'd go out to run some errands or something and then come back with a semi-terrified look on his face and a far-too-small-for-their-age kid in his arms.
lloyd just,,, stares at them for a little bit before taking the kid and charge of the situation. he's never really had any experience with kids but they're just,,, people. in tiny. he knows people, he can work with that. his friendly and straightforward demeanor immediately wins over the child, making him relax and open up in a way that javier's warm but stilted demeanor weren't quite able to.
i'm thinking a four or five year old, just to really hammer down the parallels between javier and him. very tiny. with dark hair and dark eyes. the kind of features that don't really stand out in a crowd.
i think the two of them would think it's just something temporary, just until they find someone more suitable to raise a kid, a good family that could take him in.
neither of them really mentions the idea of keeping the child, at first because it's not even a possibility but then as the weeks pass by because they're just too wary of disrupting the routine they unconscionably created and actually having to take a decision about it.
but then one morning javier looks over during breakfast and there's lloyd pilling all sorts of food into the kid's plate, chatting him up the entire time, playfully teasing him into eating everything he can, the two of them very solemnly haggling and bargaining over just how many vegetables he has to eat in every meal and a wave of pure love and affection rushes through him and he realizes that. oh. he wants this to last forever.
he doesn't mention it tho. he knows lloyd has always talked about having an easy, relaxed life, free of any concerns and burdens. and raising a child is not an easy responsibility. spending the rest of his life at lloyd's side already feels like more than he deserves, he won't selfishly asks for more than lloyd is willing to give.
he will just enjoy however long this lasts and hope the separation won't hurt as much as he's bracing himself for.
meanwhile lloyd caught javier with the kid on top of him napping on a sunbeam like two weeks ago, both of them completely sprawled out and dead to the world, except when they unconsciously moved to chase the moving sunlight and then he immediately decided he was gonna keep this. them. all of it.
he already reached his limit on how many times he can lose his family. he's no longer letting anything else keep him from hoarding his loved ones like a dragon with their treasure.
and he's terrified to admit it but the pipsqueak has already burrowed his way into his heart and now heaven help the soul that tries to take him away from lloyd. he's not above biting.
that's precisely why he doesn't bring it up with javier because,,, he really doesn't know what would happen if javier isn't on board with the plan. he's not selfish enough to make a decision like this for the both of them but he really doesn't think he can give the kid up anymore.
so he just. doesn't say anything. he continues with the routine they've made and hopes time will be enough to make javier fall for the child the same way lloyd did already.
and then this goes on for a couple weeks because these two are terrible and i love them for it. but this is like. not great. it actually kind of really sucks for them but also for the child
it all comes crashing down when the poor kid breaks down on them at some point because someone told him they were giving him away and, hey, turns out, not telling a child who's been left on the streets to survive by himself what's the plan for them because you're too busy worrying your partner won't be on board with keeping him is not a great idea! because he's gonna be lowkey fretting about what will happen to him and ultimately freak out at the slightest suggestion that he's being abandoned again! who would've thought!
they both immediately try to comfort him but they can't get to the bottom of his fears and actually give him reassurance because they don't know if they can promise him anything because they don't know what the other is thinking.
that is until they make eye contact in the middle of comforting him and it's one of those perfect moments where they're in total sync and can have entire conversations with just one look. and they realize how stupid they've been. because of course the other also wanted the same thing. of course they would want to give this child the very same thing they've received from their loved ones. how could've they ever doubted that.
after that is just really a matter of convincing the kid that of course they're not giving him away, he's staying right there with them, they can be his family now if that's what he wants. which isn't really hard because apart from this one communication issue they have actually been pretty good improvised parents to the squirt. and now that they know for sure they will be his parents forever, they try even harder to be better.
so that's how they adopt their first child.
i could go into detail about the rest of the kids are adopted but. that would make for an even longer post and this is already way more than i wanted to write askjhdkss
this is,,, really not what you asked for but it's what came out when i sat down to answer this ask, so like. i hope you still like it nonnie and i'm really sorry 〒▽〒
#hey i got an ask#Anonymous#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#by the way i didn't wanna crowd the post even more but like. when lloyd and javier tell arcos and marbella tha they're keeping the child.#they're so fucking delighted. and also really really relieved because for one moment it looked like they would have to step in#and adopt the kid themselves because there was no way that child was leaving their home now.#so lloyd was this close to having an even tinier new little brother instead of a new son asjdkhsjkf#and listen could they've talked with lloyd about it? yes But. they've noticed lloyd has trouble telling them no when he thinks#they really want something. and they really wanted a new grandson but they didn't think that decision should be made#by anything other than lloyd and javier deciding they wanted to have a child aklsjdklsdfd#also you've probably noticed i haven't named the poor kid. that's because i'm bad at names. sorry. someone help me pls.
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do you ever end up accidentally getting super attached to a trope so specific and rare you don't even know how to look for it? 'space aliens failing to understand that a human showing teeth usually isn't a threat display' isn't even an ao3 tag. finding that shit in published fiction or tv shows is next to impossible
#<- guy who searches ao3 by the 'misunderstandings' tag without even specifying a fandom#mumbling#if you've been following me for a while you may remember my introduction to mcyt was when i started scraping the bottom of the barrel#looking for 'humans are space orcs' stories#but what you may not know is that was already a ways down a rabbit hole that began with *avatar the last airbender*#it basically went#'holy shit salvage is a good story' -> read every existing version of hakoda being a good dad to zuko ->#'shinsou hitoshi getting adopted by aizawa has the same vibes fuck it i'll read that too' -> 'why are they aliens in so many of these' ->#get addicted to the 'humans are space orcs' trope -> find a whole collection of fics about that exact thing ->#for some reason the collection is 80% dsmp fics -> i am not picky -> 'oh no they've got a crow-coded father figure' ->#still not rly interested in the dsmp source material -> minecraft kinda interesting tho -> wait what's hermitcraft -> and now here we are#all bc 3 years ago i wanted zuko to have a decent father figure#firelord ozai made me draw pinup art of goodtimeswithscar: the true and harrowing tale of my descent into madness#flameo hotguy or whatever the kids are saying these days
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Here's an update on fanfiction dot net going down for several days. For those not familar, FFn was inaccessible due to DNS issues for a couple of days. The site went on Twitter/X to explain that web host GoDaddy is to blame stating their site was taken down without explanation even after they have followed and reviewed GoDaddy's request to remove stories that they find violate their policies regarding child abuse.
Fast forward to today where FFn provided an update. The site has been restored but they are now claiming that GoDaddy has used Al to monitor the stories on the site for they have received another take down notification for another story. FFn has reviewed the story where the main characters is a 17 year old (male) and a female animal-tronic robot. They agree to take down the story as it violates their M rating qualifications but disagrees on child abuse being present. They have now begun the process of transferring domain register from GoDaddy.
As someone who moved from FFn to A03 after years on the site, I highly recommend making back-up of your favorite stories since you never know when they could be taken away. I have seen great reviews about fichub.I have also seen others save the links on the Internet Archive.
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#oh no#you've got to be kidding me#what the fuck#fucking purity culture#fandom history#remember when antis were saying 'these turtles are underage' and everyone rolled their eyes
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hi salem 😋
since we’re entering spooky time… what do we think about vampire kento?
i imagine he was turned during the 1800s (farmer boy) (get it cause he’s part danish) and he’d probably have a super strict moral code to not hurt innocent people…
until he meets you and he’s very challenged cause you just smell so good. he tries so hard to keep his composure but argghh it’s so hard for him.
and then when you finally say the blessed words “you can eat, ken” he honestly just wants to pounce. but he sits you down on his cock real nice, whispering little praises in your ear and nibbling at your neck before he finally sinks his teeth in, hips bucking as you both moan at all the combined sensations.
n once he’s done drinking (and he’s of course super careful not to drink too much) he pays you back with at least three orgasms and lots of aftercare. (and he makes you drink one of those small juice boxes before you can go to sleep.)
but idk that just might be me :3
salem found dead in a ditch o|<
VAMPIRE KENTO OH MY GODDDDDDD this is the sexiest concept ever i'm gonna BUST!!!!!! he'd be so nervous of you finding out his secret as well but you're so sweet about it, maybe a little bit frightened at first, maybe even laughing a little bit about it :-(
every time he wants to drink from you, he eats you out first, makes you nice and wet and pliable for him and just makes you cockwarm him so it's never too painful UEUEUEUEUE but the first time is always so special huhuhu he might even write a diary just for that
#𖥔 you've got mail!#𖥔 beloveds#kento <3#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I READ THIS LAST NIGHT AND ALMOST PASSED OUT
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