#your ZEST FOR LIFE

[in-tua-deep]

My cishet fellow interns when I talk about my mission to hunt down all the Garfield statues in the city limits: why would you do that? I’d rather just be on my phone

When I talk to my queer friend group about my mission to hunt down all the garfield statues within city limits: we should make a day out of it when the weather is warmer!! 👀 Have you seen the defunctland video about the garfield dark ride? we should all go out for lasagna after ✨

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a very pink conversation

[boylikeanangel]

2023 good omens fandom would never survive may 2019 when the entirety of season 1 got leaked on the emmy fyc site and me and several other blogs spent the entire month slowly feeding people spoilers and screenshots and we all shared the fucking google drive folder with the leaked episodes still with a watermark over them and spoke to each other about it publicly in riddles and it was the best month of our fucking lives. like we did that shit because it was funny it was like we were all staying up past our bedtime and getting away with it. you are all so boring now

[kraniumet]

my opinion on hijikata remains. can't hate the guy because he's literally the only person gintoki is confiding in and gintoki would be sooooo sad if he died. because I'm an empath

[gayvampyr]

you don’t like the snow? no sprinkle ❄️ ⛄️?

[puppycheesecake]

Johnny Zest 🎤

[louisdelac]

how nice of a comment do you think it would take for me to convince an author to send me the file of a different fic they deleted forever ago.

[mummer]

i hope you kill yourself before you turn 26

theres absolutely no way someone is genuinely doing unironic anon suicide baiting on tumblr in 2023 i love this so much. like the fact that there’s a person somewhere who got this mad and really thought this and typed it out and hit send. like you really have to be shaking with anger for that

[lucid-pessimist]

Someone: “what are you doing?”

Me: *sitting on a throne of lemons* “when life gives you lemons, ask for more lemons, I have become the lemon king, I sit upon my throne of lemons drinking lemonade poured by my lemon maid and trade lemon sweets for more lemons to add to my throne of lemon sour”

Someone: “what the hell?”

[ariesbilly]

I think a lot of why this younger generation is so goddamn conservative in…so many areas…is a direct response to the previous generations being wild as shit

Some of y’all need to do drugs off the ground and maybe you’ll calm down

[casyawn]

lemme be real with you the lestat period poll was too generous with its options promising you this and that like making your period cramps disappear and whatnot.. i personally wouldn't even need all those things to say yes they'd just be like nice extra perks to me

[asordidbarwere]

absolutely miserable situation that my partner doesn't even kind of find it sexy when I'm roaring pissed off

[nanasalt]

To the anon who messaged me: what happened to Karen tho

[ace-octo-pix]

I hate trying to start a sea party but I love being involved in them even in battles. The splatfest was the most parties I've gotten in battle in recent times haha

[unholylevitation]

It's crazy to me that less than half of players have left Act 1 but even crazier that less than 30% have done a Long Rest with only alcohol like come on. Where is your sense of mischief, player base.

This also inspired me to look back at my Divinity 2 achievements and apparently the 'The Great Escape' achieve (end of act 1 for that game, basically) is at 57% which??? I thought would be higher since it's been out for a long time!

And I'm kind of shocked like personally whenever I play Larian games I feel like it's pretty much all I do until I finish the game at least once. (part of the reason I've waited so long to play bg3 )