Telefon-Moritz ist bester Moritz
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Here's some of my favorite Crowley on laudanum moments, just because:
1. Death is "just wrONGGG", Crowley said so. No more dying.
2. Because if you don't get high and improvise the unofficial anthem of Scotland (it's canon, Crowley improvised it), what are you even doing with your overly long life?
3. This lil dance is the best, I swear.
4. Reminder, he's looking at a graveyard, at night.
5. Find me someone cuter, I'll wait.
6. It was dark, he was wearing sunglasses, and he was high. Leave him alone.
7. I am petrified.
And bonus points because I will never get over this:
No, don't be shy, get closer.
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jim, when he finally understood spock’s reasoning in menagerie, part 2: spock! you could’ve just told me! (and i would’ve broke the rules for you)
spock, as noble and kind as he is: and make you face the death penalty too? no… one of us is enough
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dnp: omg i cant believe phannies wont shut up about engagement rings and us getting married (which we brought on by not shutting up about it)
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This is going to be the only thing I'll be talking about, thinking about, dreaming about, discussing—
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Hey, what do you think? Trick play? You know, maybe a Loki's Toboggan or Upside-Down Taxi?
You don't need it. The little prick's gonna fucking score from there.
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I've had a few people point out in the tags how tired Spamton looks and I'm glad its noticed because that was the goal!!! He's at his Got Damned Limit!! LIVING IN A GOD DAMN - !
but things are lookin' up for him after Frisk shows up. So eventually maybe he won't look so Tired All Of The Time.
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