#jessica talks

[jawesomesauce]

I MISS JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS!!!!!! 😭

[jessicab1991]

Dealing with the migraine of all migraines today. Someone please put me out of my misery

[byjessicaelena]

Hello I just wanna say that I appreciate your comments and tags so much!!! The support I've had on here so far is just wonderful!! HUGS

[will-you-pick-me]

Also, didn't realize this was a Discord exclusive game. It sounds fun but I don't use Discord or know how to, so I'll see myself out anyway! :)

That's super sad, but but thank you for sticking around for the time you did anyways! If you ever decide that you want to give Discord a try, then feel free to return!

A little send-off, for you---

"Man, that sucks! I was super looking forward ta meetin' ya, Y/N! I hope one day you can come back, I'd love ta take ya on a run around town!"

"While it is regrettable, I suppose that is the way of life. Travel safely, make wise decisions, and... Call me, if you ever need any... Assistance."

"Aww, I'm so sorry you can't stay little biscuit! Make sure you eat well, ok? And remember, I'm your guardian angel! I'll be there for you, even if you can't feel me <3"

"Remember to hydrate, too! And remember honey, you are worth the world. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise!"

"Aw, man... That's, uh... That's really sad... B-But I hope you'll be happy, out there! And, I'm really sorry that we're somewhere you can't reach... But, maybe one day, right? Yeah... One day... But I'll keep smiling for you until then, puppy!"

"... Please, be safe."

[dimensionzero]

every major character's screentime in across the spiderverse

miles morales: 1 hour, 26.5 minutes

gwen stacy: 56.5 minutes

miguel o'hara: 23 minutes

rio morales: 20 minutes

jeff morales: 17.5 minutes

the spot: 14 minutes

peter b (& mayday) parker: 9.5 minutes

hobie brown: 9.5 minutes

george stacy: 9 minutes

pavitr prabhakar: 8 minutes

jess drew: 5.5 minutes

margo kess: 3.5 minutes

ben reilly: 1 minute

peni parker: 20 seconds

spider-man noir: 10 seconds

spider-ham: 10 seconds

[eyelessfaces]

just thinking about oscar isaac and his ginger co stars you know

[ollierachnid]

UNTIL DAWN characters but as posts I have saved

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

I heart Until Dawn and it's collection of comically stupid characters. and I do mean all of them. and I do mean it affectionately. I just. god. the reason that anything can happen to these people At All is because, somehow, Every Single One Of Them decided that it was a good idea to accept an invite to the World's Most Suspicious Event at the World's Most Suspicious Place. "hmm!! I'm sure nothing strange or horrific is going to happen to us up on our rich friend's isolated mountain lodge; why would it?? I mean, sure, we Are going to be up there on the exact same date that we inadvertently triggered the events of his sisters' disappearance, but surely he's not upset with us about that or anything. let's go!!" seven separate people. nobody thought anything of it. it's incredible. impressive, even. I mean, I don't know. me personallyyyyy?? I probably would've received that invitation and thought, "oh, he's For Sure gonna do something to us up there, and he For Sure has the means to get away with it; I'm Not Gonna Go." but. hey. that's just me.

[katierosefun]

insane to me that if harvey had been even an iota less insane, he probably could have gotten mike to be a lawyer the more normal way. i mean, man is a big shot attorney who graduated fifth in his class at harvard law school and probably has a gazillion connections and he absolutely could have just gotten mike into harvard law school (and talked harvard people into looking the other way about how he got kicked out of college . . . worse people have gone to law school tbh), and then harvey could have just negotiated with jessica about not having a personal associate for another three years or just have had mike become a summer associate or something and then hire mike onto pearson hardman, but noOOoOoOoOOoOOO, harvey was so impatient to get his hands on mike that he had to go through this whole fraud thing. gay behavior

[jawesomesauce]

[jessicab1991]

I had surgery in early 2020 to repair a ruptured eardrum. 4 years later, it looks as though the graft failed and I will likely need another surgery. Being in pain honestly sucks, especially when you have to wait months and months to even get another referral and wait months for the actual appointment, meanwhile you're in constant pain and there is nothing you can do about it. Free health care is not all it's cracked up to be, as the wait times are beyond atrocious.

[byjessicaelena]

i love wonky art!!!! wonky art is the best!! wonk wonk wonk

[will-you-pick-me]

JESSICA HELLAUR I WAS MEANING TO CHAT WITH YOU BUT I COULDNT MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO GET AROUND TO IT WHEN I SAW YOU MEMTION BOOK TITLES HAVE YOU READ SHERLOCK HOLMES

~krabs :]

"Oh yes! I find it funny how often people forget that he literally did crack in order to solve cases. Just 'Ohhh he was the greatest detective of his time!' no Clarissa, he was a coke addict, he was a wet soggy noodle of a man, a poor little meow meow if you will. Get it right."

[awesomechocolatesauce]

So, I found this comment on a video where Neil Newbon, the voice actor of Astarion, confirms that Astarion is, in fact, pansexual. Not gay, but pansexual, and this person still feels the need to try to debunk it, then has the gall to be like "IT FEELS LIKE GAY ERASURE TO MAKE A CLEARLY GAY MAN BI/PAN FOR MARKETING PURPOSES" when they were literally spouting bi/pan erasure just because Astarion is theatrical and talks about men.

So... who's going to tell them that Astarion flirts with Shadowheart and Lae'zel, too? Who's going to tell them that relying on stereotypes is bad?

"It's so weird to watch Astarion romance videos with a female Tav". Well, it shouldn't. He's pansexual. If you can't stomach it, that's your problem.

[serien-grl-22]

Jessica always calls Leto Atreides "Duke" except in her mind when she fears for him or found out that he's death. Then she calls him "my Leto".

[the-gom-jabbar]

Lady Jessica to her Fremen followers: we must spread the word about the Lisan-al-Gaib! We will need all the believers we can gather!

Fremen followers: *nodding in approval*

Fetus Alia Atriedes: and pickles.

Lady Jessica: And pickles!

Fremen followers: ...