#zayn bald

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balding buddies — gojo x fem!reader summary: satoru messes up megumi’s hair and tries (and fails) to hide it from you! fluff, crack, teenage/highschool!gojo, you guys are dating, reader is referred to as mom/seen as a mother figure

stop ik ive literally only written for gojo BUT I'M MAKING A LDS ZAYNE ONE AND CHOSO !! idk which comes first but theyre on the way trust !! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

wc: 1.5k

"oh. fuck."

"what did you do?" the little boy asked, his voice tinged with concern, as he reached his hand to the back of his head. before he could touch it, satoru smacked his hand back down.

"nothing! it's okay! it's totally okay…" satoru said, giving an unconvincing smile to the boy through the mirror as he placed the shaver on the bathroom counter.

"then why did you curse?" megumi asked, turning around to look at satoru and making another attempt to reach the back of his head.

"that's a very good question, megumi! but you know, sometimes you just keep those questions in that big head of yours!" satoru replied, reaching to grab megumi's wrists and holding them together.

megumi tilted his head slightly to get a glimpse of the back of his head through the mirror. when he saw the bald spot, his jaw dropped in disbelief. as if he had stumbled upon a tiny desert in the middle of a lush green forest.

"what the hell did you do!? i'm in 1st grade! people are gonna think i'm balding like you!!" megumi rambled on, while satoru scratched the back of his head and let go of the six-year-old's hands.

"hey! i am not balding!" satoru protested, emphasizing his words as he reached to feel his head. "and it's not that big of a deal. you can just say all your hair is still growing in!" he continued.

with his hands on the back of his head, feeling the bare skin, megumi stared up at satoru with a shocked expression, lost for words. his face twisted in a mix of confusion and shock.

"see! it's such a good idea that i've left you speechless!" satoru beamed, his smile stretching from ear to ear, and playfully bopped megumi's nose, causing the boy to scrunch up his face in response. "now, how do we hide this from mom?" satoru pondered aloud, turning to look outside the bathroom, searching for something to hide this.

"we? nuh uh! i'm telling on you," megumi declared, shaking his head from side to side.

satoru immediately spun around, his jaw dropping to the floor.

"what? what do you mean!? i’ve been so kind and gracious! i have helped you out too, don’t i should get the same treatment in return! just this once! help me outtt!!! '' satoru exclaimed, speaking quickly and spewing out any excuse that came to mind.

rolling his eyes at satoru's desperate babbling, megumi pushed past him and made his way out of the bathroom and into the attached bedroom. satoru followed closely behind, rambling on and on about how he should help him fix the situation.

just as they reached the bedroom, they heard the front door open, causing satoru to freeze in panic.

"satoru! megumi! i'm home!" your sweet voice echoed through the entryway, its melodic tones filling the air with warmth and affection.

megumi felt a small smile form on his lips as he turned around, wearing a smug expression in anticipation of satoru's impending demise.

"hey, hey, hey!" satoru blurted out, panickingly squatting down to megumi's level and gripping his shoulders with desperation. "i'll get you anything! anything you want, just name it and it's yours! please, help me!"

"anything?" megumi replied, his voice tinged with delight.

"anything!" satoru instantly agreed as he shook his head up and down rapidly.

"i'll think about what i want, but i'll help you or whatever. deal?" megumi responded, unable to hide his joy.

"deal!" satoru happily exclaimed. "now, because she's already here, do not leave my side. i'll hide your bald spot!" satoru explained, his tone serious.

as they both walked into the living room to greet you, satoru hovered weirdly over megumi, desperately trying to shield the crime. you were hanging up your coat on a nearby rack when you turned around and beamed at the sight of the boys.

squatting down to greet megumi, you wrapped an arm around his torso and the other on the back of his head.

the back of his head.

…

the back of his head usually had black flowing locks, but now… now it was as if a barren wasteland stood in the far left side of his head. you continued to feel the area, feeling the small prickles of tiny hairs. clearly a bad job of shaving.

you pulled back, looking at megumi with a perplexed expression, while he straed right back at you with a scowl as he side-eyed satoru. then your gaze shifted to satoru, who immediately stared up at the ceiling, pretending not to feel your stare fixated on him.

"megumi… can you turn around?" you asked, your voice laced with worry. you could sense satoru's body tensing up and notice his fingers fidgeting nervously.

megumi turned his body so that his back faced you, and as your eyes laid upon the tennis ball-sized bald spot, a gasp escaped your lips. instantly standing up, you shot a disapproving look at satoru.

"what happened!? i told you we should've just gone to a barber!" you exclaimed, the frustration evident in your voice.

"that was an option? and you let this freak do it instead?" megumi retorted, scowling at satoru.

"what did i say about calling people names?" you interjected sternly, your gaze shifting from satoru to megumi.

"sorry…" megumi mumbled quietly, still wearing a scowl on his face.

"hey! it's not even that bad! i did a good job at the front, no one looks at the back anyway," satoru defended himself, attempting to salvage the situation.

"not if you have a bald spot!" megumi shot back, his glare fixed on the white-haired man.

sighing, you ignored satoru's feeble attempts to justify his actions and extended your hand to megumi. leading him back to the bathroom, satoru followed closely behind, his head low and a pout on his face, fully aware of your disappointment.

to satoru, the silent treatment was far worse than getting yelled at. at least with yelling, he would receive some sort of attention! but the dreaded…silence treatment!? how would he ever survive such a thing?

upon reaching the bathroom, you retrieved the shaver from the counter, contemplating your next move. satoru timidly placed his head on your shoulder, hoping to break through the wall of silence, but you barely acknowledge his presence.

"baby, i think you have to go bald," satoru suggested cheekily, hoping to elicit a response.

you looked at him unimpressed. "satoru! imagine if that happened to you!?" you retorted, crossing your arms and looking at him with furrowed eyebrows.

"i mean, i would rock it! my handsome face is all that matters, outshines all the other outstanding features," satoru boasted.

both you and megumi rolled your eyes in unison at satoru's egocentric comments. it was like he was trying to piss you off.

"you're going bald," you stated matter-of-factly, your tone devoid of any emotion as you brought the shaver closer to satoru.

megumi couldn't help but let out a small giggle, while satoru's face drained of color upon hearing your words.

"i-i didn't make him go bald! it was just an oopsie! i swear! this was hypothetical too! tell her megumi!" satoru rambled nervously, taking a few steps back with a forced smile and looked to megumi for help.

"i'll make it a reality," you replied, as you pulled him back into the bathroom and switched on the buzzer, the loud buzz filling the room.

“hmmm? does anyone hear something?” megumi said, cheekily as put his hand behind his right ear teasingly.

bzzz

soon the bathroom light cast a beautiful glow on satoru's pale head..

"so, about that deal of ours…" megumi asked, a smug expression adorning his face.

“shut up.”

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"now, how do we hide my bald spot?" megumi fretted, his hand anxiously exploring his bald spot.

you pondered the predicament, as you reached out and gently tilted megumi's head down, examining the size and shape of the bald spot.

"maybe if you just drench your hair in water, and just keep your hair like that until it grows back you can hide it better?" you suggested, your tone laced with curiosity.

before long, megumi found himself with his head lowered, positioned under the showerhead as water cascaded down, drenching his hair. as he raised his head to meet your gaze, you and satoru froze simultaneously. 

in that moment, a chilling flashback to a certain man with jet-black hair and a distinctive scar by his lip swept over both of you.

"NO!" satoru erupted, his voice piercing the air.

"do not do that! do not do that! do not do that!" he repeated in a frenzy, his words echoing with a mixture of fear and sheer panic.

perplexed by the sudden outburst, megumi stood there, his expression a mix of confusion and bewilderment.

“let’s just wear a hat…” you said in a quiet tone.

[evilmario666]

One Direction: Breaking Bad

A fanfic I wrote. A Breaking Bad AU. Jesse and Walter completely live in the van. Walter is evil.

Jesse Pinkman makes a big mistake in the van... So Walter White takes it into his own hands. What happens when 5 boys arrive after seeing an ad in the streets of Albuquerque? 

Find out... In One Direction: Breaking Bad.

(Jesse POV)

“BITCH!” I screamed. 

And just like that, all of our test tubes were knocked over. They shattered on the ground, and in that moment, I saw my terrified expression in the shards as they split into smaller pieces. 

I felt sick. I wanted to throw up. 

“Jesse, you idiot!” My bald mentor scolds me. “That’s the fifth time this has happened! I can’t afford any more test tubes! Jesse, there’s a shortage of those i the country right now, Jesse. They cost so much. Jesse!” He grabs me by my scruff and dangles me above the floor. “We sold all of our meth already. But I don’t have enough money for test tubes. Damn it.” 

“Yo! Walter White! I was - I was -”

“I watched Jane die,” Walter White spat at me. 

“Ok” I said sadly. More like Walter Freak, I thought to myself. I didn’t continue my sentence. My scruff hurt as he dangled me above the ground. 

“I’m sick of this. I’m sick of you! You know, Jesse, you’re expendable. You’re just a company resource. You’re as replacable as the shoes I would stomp on you again and again, if I weren’t holding back.”

“Let go of my scruff, yo!” I frowned. 

“Fine” Walter said as he threw me on the ground. He stomped away angrily, leaving me by myself in the van we called home. 

(Walter POV, 1 day later)

“That aught to do it.” 

I stapled the advertisement to the tree near the street. I laughed evilly. 

“I will sell Jesse to someone, and then I will get enough money to buy new test tubes and materials.” It was a perfect plan. Though, I would be the ultimate judge. I would only sell Jesse to a buyer who is a good singer. 

My favorite band is One Direction. I was going to go to a concert next week, but I won’t have enough money unless this twink gets sold, I thought to myself. 

Just as I thought about that thought, 5 familiar boys approached me, their eyes locked on the advertisement...

(Jesse POV)

I was dressing for another day of sitting around smoking weed in the van. I put on my favorite Firestar (Warrior Cats) shirt from Redbubble and my baggy jeans. I threw on my Aoba Seragaki cosplay jacket. I looked in the mirror and frowned. My hair had grown out since I began living in the van. I needed a new style, this shit sucked.

I put it in a messy bun. I smiled. I looked like a cute babygirl but a boy. Then, suddenly, the door opened.

“Yo, Mr. White! Are you back with some yaoi, bitch?” I asked. Walter White was also a male fujoshi (not fudanshi it’s different).

“Jesse.” He looked really serious. “I sold you.”

“Bitch?” I began crying. 

“Meet your new owners.” Then, 5 boys walked in...

It was... One Direction!!!!! 

“Yo, Mr. White, is this some kinda prank?” I was so confused that I cried even more. 

“They paid over the 5,000 I had set for you. They paid me 10 million dollars, in exchange for your cooking skills.” He grinned and shook Harry’s hand. 

I was shocked. Liam smiled at me. He had one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced, or seemed to face, the whole external world for an instant and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. “My cooking skills, bitch?!”

Louis shot me a wicked smile. “The meth cooking skills. We think you could be... of special use, with that.” 

Zayn gave me a signature 1D stare. “Yes... Yes. You have a boyish exterior too,” he said, calculating and breathing heavily. “The sort of exterior that makes concert halls bustling. The sort of exterior that brings you to stardom.”

Harry let go of Walter’s hand, and bared his fangs at me. Was... Was Harry Styles a vampire?!?!?!??! 

“You see, Harry, um...” Louis looked really serious and began crying. “Harry got bitten by a methpire... Now HE’S a methpire!!!!”

I tilted my head like a cute anime girl. “What’s a methpire?” 

“It’s like a vampire, but instead of blood, it’s meth. You don’t snort it or anything, you just put it in your mouth and absorb it into your fangs. It doesn’t get you high or anything, but it’s the only way a methpire can feed.” Harry looked really hungry. “I haven’t had meth to eat in months.” 

“He’s starving!” Liam cried. “He’s going to shrivel up into ash and die if we don’t do something! Please, Jesse! You must cook for us!”

I looked at Walter. Then I looked at Liam again. 

“Do I have any choice, bitch?” I asked.

Walter White snarled at me like a wolf ready to pounce. “No not really”

“Ok” 

And that was the day.... My life changed forever.

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Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

No

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

No

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

NO

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

No

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

No

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

No

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HA

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

No

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

No

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

No

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

No

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

No

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

No

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

No

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

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ollie’s first big bang fic snippet

hiiii the title is a lie technically because i’ve written for big bang before but it’s my first time writing one for 1d so also not a lie. purposely being vague because i don’t want to give much detail out yet but thank you to @thechavier and @srldesigns6277 for the tag and giving me an excuse to post a little look into this fic!

“And, God, Isaac’s just a fantastic songwriter, you know?” Louis hears as he zones back into Niall’s nonsense. “He really knows what it’s like to be a twenty something and not knowing what to do with your life. It’s almost like he’s been lost for a long time and the band helped him find himself again.”

“Damn, Ni,” Louis chuckles. “You sound like you’ve got a little crush on the guy. You sure you’re not a little…” Louis flips his wrist so it’s limp, raising an eyebrow at him.

“You know,” a voice from behind them interrupts before Niall can respond, “that seems a little homophobic, if you ask me.”

The voice startles Louis, stepping out of Zayn’s hold to turn around and look at whoever made the comment. What he expects is someone with greasy hair, ratted clothing, and tattered shoes. Someone who thinks calling him out for one jab at a friend for sounding homophobic is the epitome of allyship and can’t take a joke. Someone who looks like they’re five steps away from having their life in shambles. He expects someone who’s unattractive, both in appearance and in personality.

What he sees is, really, the complete opposite.

Standing behind them are two men, one with a shaved head and a bald fade on the sides, the other with long hair thrown into a bun. The shaved head man is gnawing on his lip, hand on the bun man’s shoulder. He looks like he didn’t want his friend to say what he did, almost embarrassed that he even said something. Bun man just looks mad. His eyebrows are knitted together, a crease in his forehead and hands shoved in his jacket pocket. Despite the chill in the air, bun man has all but four buttons of his shirt undone, exposing his chest and peaks of his tattoos. His jaw is set, there’s a tenseness in his body. The shaved head man looks like he’s about to bolt.

It would’ve been easier if bun man wasn’t as hot as he outwardly appeared. Louis can see his green eyes are a bit darker with anger, his jawline is sharp and accentuated by the fact his hair is pulled back. He doesn’t have much facial hair, but neither does Louis, so they at least have that in common. Despite the intimidating stature he’s taken, he can admit bum man is attractive. Hell, his friend is hot with a slit in his eyebrow and kind, brown eyes. But his friend isn’t giving him weird butterflies in his stomach quite like bun man is.

“Mate, he’s straight,” Louis responds, jutting a thumb behind him towards Niall. “It’s just a laugh, anyways. Nothing to get upset about.”

Bun man’s jaw ticks. “So, you’re using being gay as an insult then. That’s very cool of you, using a marginalized community to your advantage.”

Louis resists the urge to roll his eyes. “It was a joke, mate. Come off it, why don’t you?”

“I don’t see why you’re using gay people as the punchline of your joke.”

“Harry,” the shaved head man hisses, hitting his friend’s arm.

Bun man - Harry - doesn’t budge, locking eyes with Louis as if to

challenge him. For fuck’s sake, of course, the one time he makes a joke about Niall’s sexuality, he’s got some woke ally jumping down his throat.

“He’s queer,” Niall says slowly, raising his hands up to try and mitigate the peace. “He’s so incredibly queer. Is he allowed to make those kinds of jokes then?”

Harry’s eyes widen for a fraction of a second, and his friend hits his arm again. “This is why you don’t assume things, Harry.”

tagging @allwaswell16 @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed and anyone else who wants to do this because i’m seriously blanking on urls 😭

[tryhoney]

mutuals as members of one direction?

hiiii friend

@zourried - zayn

@heyangels - niall

@tommokat - harry 💚

@luckyagain - larry but specifically 2014 harry and 2017 louis

@louisarmpits - bald harry ONLY

@itsnotreal - niam

@thedevilinmybrain - louis

@greeneyesfriedrice - louis with a hint of 2012 harry

[zayne-snowman]

Zayne... i was wondering something, I was studying biology to increase my knowledge ( to get your attention ) and I was today year's old when I got to know men have some weird genes which makes them bald easily as compared to women, are we seeing bald Zayne when he's old? I'm so excited to grow old with you 😔🫶🏻

- yours truly

Your wife 🫶🏻

While it's true that men have a higher chance of going bald, it can be easily detected by checking the lineage before them. If they grow grey hairs sooner in life rather than later, they will have a head full of hair by the time they're old. My father grew his quite early, so you can settle that matter.

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"Liam and Zayn have made worse comments about Harry and I don't hold that against them because who cares. I have my personal grievances with Harry but I think you guys just hate him."

Why do harries want that man to be the victim in every situation so bad?

"He doesn't do many interviews he can't show support" he does many interviews everytime he has a new release, if he has nothing to promote of course he would be on late shows and magazines less, what kind of excuse is this? He never supported anyone in any promo interiew he had, he actually bullshited some of them (especially zayn, and no dear anon the Ringo joke wasn't the only thing your sweet cutie harry said about him, this a fact check the interviews, so don't worry darling, i'm just being objective) also he has social medias he could tap on his phone with his little fingers if he was so secretevely supportive of the others.

Regarding his privacy Sea already said everhthing and more so i will not add into that.

Last thing Harry publicly behaved so bad with all of his ex bandmates even his friend Niall, and again these are also facts so it's not taking sides based on preferences. Regarding the fact "Liam and Zayn said way worst" show where, please. Cause dear harry defender, where are the proofs? the only """""bad"""" thing liam said about your fav was that he didn't like the way he dresses (harries took it so personal, accusing liam to be homophobic even after y'all are the first one to go to war to defend his queerbating ass saying the only reason ppl associate him with the lgbt community is cause the way he dresses and how unfair it is cause everyone should be free to drees however they prefer, cause wering pink doesn't mean you're gay right? But if liam says he doesn't like his clown suits than he's homophobic?? Make it make sense, and i don't even like liam that much so look at how objective i'm being) regarding Zayn, that man talked about your fav 2 times in almost a decade (unlike styles who made multiple venomous comments about him, again talking objectively, about facts) the only thing zayn said was, he never was that close to harry when they were in the band (guess what another fact, he was way closer to louis and liam, so what? He can't even be honest anymore without y'all taking offense?) And the second more recently when he said at the x factor auditions he was next to him, that's the only time mr hs got mentioned, now if you're talking about his "confession" about the politics happening behind the scenes, that's something that has been known for years even before zayn ever opened his mouth about the situation, and more importantly he never said harry was the lying traitor behind all of that, harries assumed it was about him (cause maybe deep down y'all know he's a piece of shit, let's be fr)

Sorry Sea if i came into your box with all of this, but i'm just tired of harries ruining everything, this is a safe place for louies who want nothing to do with larry or harry himself so the fact his stans feel the need to come here and defend him is insane to me, i don't go to accounts of ppl who openly dislike louis to defend his honor, i just ignore and focus on his solo stan accounts, why can't the fans of musty bald men do the same? However i fully understand if you don't wanna publish this to avoid conflict, so don't worry guess i just needed to vent, lol.

Have a good day

I remember when Zayn said in interview that it was clear some people didn’t want to stay. That was entirely consistent with AOTV where Louis said he was shocked that the band was breaking up.

Facts are facts. Harry wanted to leave. He planned his solo career away from everyone else, and he planned it with the exact team that he has now. It wasn’t bad-talking him; that’s just the way it happened.

[harrytea]

I’ve seen a lot of people debating this, and I am going to put the issue to bed. Harry’s hair made him a lot more attractive than he actually is. Harry had amazing hair, and there was no denying it, but without his hair, you really pay attention to the fact that he is not as good looking as a lot of people think he is. He could pull off any hairstyle, except for bald, because it shows off your face, and hairy isn’t as attractive as people thought that he was. You look at some like Zayn, he could pull off any and every hairstyle and has done so, but the one thing that never changed was his face. His face card never declined Harry’s is declining. 

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[so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed]

Snippet Someday

Have a little snippet from my upcoming @zouisfics fic for the zouisfest! Louis is just a little bit drunk. I'm not sure if I've been tagged by anyone except @jacaranda-bloom and @larryyouknow to post a snippet, but in case I have been, here it is. I guess it also sort of doubles for my last line (even though I'm still writing), and I was tagged in that by a few people. So @alwaysxlarrie @beardyboyzx @allwaswell16 @chai-hat-tea and @haztobegood here is also my last line!

It is fun. It’s so much fun that Louis is a lot more drunk than he can remember being in recent times. So much fun that Liam needs to help him up the stairs to his apartment. Which he does, because Liam is an excellent human being. He even helps Louis undo his shoelaces, and Louis can only look at the way he’s kneeled at his feet and scrunch his face because he loves this boy.

He’s pretty sure he loves Zayn too. Once he’d downed his first beer, once he’d relaxed enough and forgot all silly notions of being a third wheel, he’d been so fun. 

“Tonight was so great,” Louis slurs, his hands in Liam’s hair to steady himself when Liam lifts one of his legs up to pull off his shoe. “You’re great. Zayn’s great too, isn’t he?”

Liam chuckles. “Careful with the hair, Lou, you’re about to pull it out.” He says sensibly. Why is Liam so sensible, even so many beers in? And shots. Louis is pretty sure there had been shots at some point. 

“Bet you’d look great bald,” Louis murmurs, biting down on a giggle because Liam is his beautiful best friend but he’s not sure that’s entirely true. Though, he had rocked that buzzcut a few years back. “Buzzcut is a funny word,” he says nonsensically. “Buzzzzz. It sounds like you got your hair done by little bee landscapers.”

[ao3feed-larry]

One Last Fall

by falling4larryyy

It's 8 in the morning and Harry's phone is getting non stop notifications, he tries to ignore it but the constant vibration is pissing him off . So he gets his phone and unlocks it, it's just bunch of users tagging him on Twitter . Harry doesn't use social media he knows it's just rumors and negativity but he checks it anyway today.. And there's an article which says "Superstar Harry Styles is bald?? The rumours are that Watermelon Sugar singer is using wig"

Harry checks comments on the post and it's his fans clearing it up.. He clears his throat and shuts the phone. He has some amazing fans who can't hear anything negative about him.

Harry can't bother with this nonsense today he's got a show tonight and he has invited his family and friends hopefully Louis will be there too.

~

A fic where the rumours of Harry being bald is spreading, Jeff wants him to put stop to rumours but most importantly he has a show tonight for which he has invited his band members meaning Louis will be there too

Words: 3900, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry's House - Harry Styles (Album)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Olivia Wilde, Kendall Jenner, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Jeff Azoff

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Harry Styles, Harry Styles/Olivia Wilde, Kendall Jenner/Harry Styles, Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Barack Obama/Harry Styles, Barack Obama/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Smut, Domestic Fluff, Exhibitionism, Situational Humiliation, Oral Sex, Public Sex, Phone Sex, Idiots in Love, Love Confessions, Pregnancy Kink, Love On Tour, Top Harry Styles, Bottom Harry Styles

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/1Qfqcyp

[wellthatwasaletdown]

That article. I cannot believe what passes for journalism these days. Did she go to the Gemma Styles school of journalism for people who want to sell Walmart sunglasses? That reviewer is so obviously still a massive harrie even if she is saying she’s not liking his music as much. She’s so full of praise for him. She used the word “kind” like 17 times to describe him as if she’s trying to brainwash. She’s like his music bla bla, but never mind because he’s so handsome and kind and non-toxic, a friend to all god’s creatures. She absolutely didn’t need to bring up Zayn, Liam, Louis or Niall but she did. She insulted and belittled them because in her eyes they’re lesser than her boyfriend Harry Styles. That’s why Harry should be excused, he’s better than them. Everyone should worship him and his little bald head. She can’t hide that she’s a harrie for life or that she’s still so biased and heart eyes for the president of the local clown college.

Take your hatred blinders off for a second because that's not the point of that article at all.

She called him completely superficial. She said that, while he's not without talent, he cannot be called a singer. She said that the only reason he's as big as he is is because he fills a niche that's been lacking (flashy male singers)--not because he deserves the accolades. She accused him of pandering to his fanbase (the Boyfriends part).

An article like this wouldn't have been written a year ago--and definitely wouldn'thave been published. I told y'all the Rolling Stone article exposed him to criticism. It's been happening ever since.

[cyberfreaky]

recreate this

ZAYN WAS BALD ??????