#zero day headcanons

[stonerloser276]

andre kriegman the type to cut for attention then accidentally hits an artery and dies .

[calspeaks]

rip andre kriegman you wouldve loved call of duty

[4792beretta]

☆ ZERO DAY HCS ☆

i got a message in my brain telling me to write these

remember these are headcanons and just my silly thoughts so please don’t be mean to me if you don’t like some or disagree with them !!!

★ andre definitely drinks his coffee black, while cal likes his loaded with creamer and sugar

★ andre and cal had their first sleepover in eighth grade and ever since then they’ve made it a point to have one every single weekend they could

★ andre would be one of those kids in school who plays the knife game in the back of class

★ cal would be the worlds worst procrastinator when it comes to doing school assignments, and would only really do them when andre heckles him cause he’s tired of cal constantly copying his work

★ cal would totally take ap literature while andre would take ap government

★ i feel like cal would be willing to try anything, be it food, rides at amusement parks, skydiving, you name it. while andre would be super hesitant cause he hates having to go out of his comfort zone

★ cal would like elliott smith (i am totally projecting here) idk i just feel like he’d resonate with his music

★ andre would either like stuff like slayer or just not listen to music

★ something tells me andre would really enjoy the super gross horror films that almost have no plot and are just people getting destroyed in very creative ways. they’d help fuel his revenge fantasies

★ cal and andre share clothes and not even in like a cute “aw he’s wearing my clothes!” or “your closet is also my closet” way but in a “oh shit he left his shirt over at my house, eh i’ll give it to him later (forgets to give it to him so now it’s his shirt and honestly the other doesn’t care cause he didn’t even really like that shirt)” way

★ cal definitely giggles whenever it’s time to go to sleep at a sleepover. like he’s thinking about something funny that happened that day, or just cracking himself up cause it’s so quiet and because he knows andre gets pissed when he does that

★ speaking of which, andre goes to bed at like 9pm while cal goes to bed at 4am so while andre is trying to get sleep cal will fuck with him like putting his cold feet on his legs, poking his side, rolling on top of him, or shaking the bed really hard

IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR THANKS FOR READINGGGGG !!! MIGHT MAKE MORE OF THESE IF I EVER GET MORE PREMONITIONS !!!

[zerojobprospects]

《 DATING ANDRE HEADCANONS 》

There is no x reader in this fandom and I have to do something about it (rip Ms Queef @zerodayimagine)

- first off. Dating Andre would mean Cal just always being. There. Either physically or as a topic of conversation

- he'd thirdwheel on your dates to follow along behind you and complain

- "You Me and Steve" type situation

- Cal also probably wouldn't like you, because of you hanging around so closely with Andre. You'd get passive aggressive'd at constantly

- if the sidewalk isn't wide enough for three people you might end up walking behind them

- you might end up thirdwheeling on your own dates, honestly

- Andre would be ready to leave at a moment's notice to go hang out with Cal

- it'd be like dating Batman except instead of fighting crime he's zipping outta there to talk about killing people with his best friend

- HOWEVER, if Cal has fucked off to Australia or been snatched up by a bird or something, or him and Andre aren't that codependent, Andre... would still be a difficult boyfriend

- he's not exactly Mr Communication

- getting him to be your boyfriend in the first place would be a difficult task, because he's shy in his own weird way, and if he liked you back he'd react by pressing his feelings down and avoiding you

- he's the type to get crushes very rarely, but have them intensely and for a long time, from a distance

- to have a crush, or god forbid tell the person, would be to be vulnerable, and he's not good at that kind of thing

- best you'd get at first would be him making fun of you (to try and get your attention). But if anybody asked if he had a crush on you he'd say no

- you might have to chase him down with a shotgun I dunno

- it would take a while for him to build up trust and let you get to know him, but he doesn't do that for many people, so if he lets you get that far it means he really wants you around

- he'd show up to your first date wearing like a full bottle of cologne (got nervous)

- he'd be very cute to fluster

- he'd be possessive, too, and easily jealous, and he wouldn't like you talking to other guys at all

- he'd get pissed off and suspicious if he saw you talking to some dude outside of class, but he wouldn't say he was jealous. He'd just get kinda pissy and ask you why you were talking to "that asshole" and etc. Carrying on and such

- he's insecure, but once again, not gonna say that, just gonna get kinda mad or overprotective

- he'd take pride in being a "manly" type boyfriend, too. He really wants you to think he's cool

- he'd want to pay for stuff, get doors, walk on the outside of the sidewalk, that sort of thing

- you'd be introduced to his family, he's the type to go the traditional route, and his parents would want to meet you

- he's not very physically or verbally affectionate, he didn't grow up in a household that did that sort of thing so it doesn't come naturally to him

- he'd show his feelings for you through actions, subtly worrying over you, and being overprotective

- he also doesn't need to constantly be with you all the time, he just doesn't want you to be with anyone else

- however he would secretly really want physical affection. He'd probably deep down like being the little spoon. He's a bit starved

- I think he'd like you holding him and petting his hair

- all in all it'd take a lot to get to him and go through the layers of defensiveness, embarrassment, insecurity, and general emotional incompetency, but he'd be loyal as hell and might get a bit obsessed with you. For better or worse

[juniemunie]

This post wouldn't leave my mind.

Error and Ink meeting before they completely become themselves is so....

ლ(ಥ益ಥლ) HHHHHHH

[doki-doki-imagines]

They compliment you feat. mk1 bi-han, kitana, kung lao

author note: felt like I was going to explode if I didn't post them today, I hope it's not complete trash LOL.

Bi-Han: -It was a quiet morning, for once you were the first to wake up, so you started cooking for the both of you. -Then you felt the arms of your lover wrapping around your waist, always so chilly against your body. -You feel his right cheekbone brush against yours, like a kitty searching for affection, then his chin rests on your shoulder, you can feel his black eyes on you. "Dawn creates light and shades on your face, making your feature stand out even more, I didn't think it was possible to make you look even more beautiful." -You choke on your own spit, stunned by the honeyed words dripping from your partner lips. -What was happening? Did Bi-Han hit his head during sparring? In any case, there's no way you'll stop him. -Kettle whistle, but you don't move, still looking at Bi-Han with wide eyes. -He sighs, kisses your cheek, and takes the kettle, pouring the boiling water into his cup, where you previously put the tea bag. -"Moron, if this is your reaction, I'll have to filter my thoughts again." -You shook your head, hell, you don't think you'll ever be able to go back now, his sweet words a drug that got you immediately addicted. Sadly, you aren't used to compliments anymore; you can just stutter out a no, while you feel heath on your cheeks. -Bi-Han smirks at you, a playful gesture you rarely see (and you are still thanking the gods that blessed you this morning) his right hand reaching for the apple of your cheek, pulling it in between his index and middle fingers before snapping it back in place. -"Sit down, I'll make you coffee maybe it will wake you up." -You aren't sure if you want to wake up.

Kitana: -You are waiting for her to return from work, your stomach churning always worried something bad may have happened. -You are reading a novel when you feel the door of the living room opening. You lift your head up, eager to see your lover come in. -And she does, a ray of sunshine deep into the night. -Kitana walks to you, a tired smile on her face, 'till she reaches you behind the armchair you are sitting on. -"Good night beautiful, first time here?" You say, chuckling at your own silliness. -Kitana chuckles along, the kind that shows the wonderful smile that always makes you understand how lucky you are. -"Since you leave me breathless every time I look at you-" Her face lean closer to yours "maybe it is" her plush lips kiss your forehead before she leaves to change in more comfortable clothing. -You curl on yourself, face hidden inside your book, and you are pretty sure your head is fuming for how fast the gears in your brain are working. -"Don't curl up, dear! You know it's bad for your back" Kitana shouts from your shared bedroom "I don't want my princess to get back pain" she whispers the last part. -Maybe one day she will get bold enough to freely speak her mind, for now you'll have to cheerish this rare moment of softness.

Kung Lao: -You tried a new recipe today, made with the fresh vegetables Kung Lao and Raiden picked up at dawn. -Saying you were nervous is a euphemism. You didn't want to fail, but even more to thrash the food your friend and boyfriend grew and picked up after so much effort. -You put the food on the table, useless to say to start the meal, Kung Lao cheeks were already full, and Raiden followed soon. -The judgment arrived soon, the burp coming from your partner mouth a telltale sign and a bad habit you still weren't able to correct. -"My love, the food was amazing, delicious!" Kung Lao stands up, arms open ready to embrace your body "Not that I have any doubts, your cooking skill just another plus of my wonderful-" He kisses your nose "amazing-" his lips touch your left cheek "beautiful dove" his lips finally rest on yours. -You reciprocate the kiss, but your mind is elsewhere, so used to Kung Lao singing his own praises without sparing a nice word to anybody else, you didn't expect so many compliments. -You break the kiss when you hear Raiden coughing in the background, heath flooding your face while your boyfriend was totally unaffected, still looking at you with that softness he always reserves for you. -Kung Lao soon returns at the table to finish the meal together with Raiden, and then they both go back to train. -But not before smooching your cheek, lips staining your skin with, what you guessed was the juice of the peach Kung Lao eat before going back to work. -You clean yourself with the back of your hand before going back to work, the comoliments of your boyfriend still reverberating into your brain, a nice intrusive thought that won't leave you for the rest of the day.

[caldrea]

my zero day headcanons ★

andre is a huge internet troll, but he’s also very easily baited by other internet trolls

cal can sneeze with his eyes opened

andre is a chronic pacer

cal snorts a bit when he laughs, but only when he finds something truly hilarious 

cal used to hide the regular, boring band-aids so his mom would have to give him the winnie the pooh ones

andre is terrified of spiders. he barely goes into his basement because he is so scared of them even though he’s never actually seen a spider in the basement

cal has a teddybear that he cannot sleep without.

andre hates drains. so much. if he looks at them (or even thinks about them) for too long, he will feel sick

one time cal dared him to lick the drain in his bathtub. andre did it because he isn’t a pussy but he never forgave cal and holds a grudge.

andre can never turn down a dare. cal uses it to his advantage. andre will complain the whole time he does the dare and then not talk to cal for at least 30 minutes.

cal has asthma. the first time he took too big of a toke of a blunt, andre had to frantically look for his inhaler because cal was busy coughing and not being able to breath.

cal loves socks. he wears them all the time because his feet are always cold. he sleeps in them, and has certain socks that he can only wear on his bed.

andre is such an asshole to share a bed with. he takes up the whole bed.

cal is also an asshole to share a bed with. he is the worst blanket hog ever. even when andre gets his own blanket, he wakes up in the middle of the night freezing because cal also stole that blanket from him

they only sleep peacefully when cal lies on top of andre because andre can’t move and the blankets cover both of them

cal bites his nails until they’re bleeding. he tried painting them to stop but it doesn’t do anything but make him grimace at the taste

andre loves doing the crosswords on newspapers

cal used to have trouble pronouncing his r’s

cal is freakishly good at jumping rope

andre sticks his tongue out when he’s really focused on something and his brows get a bit furrowed

andre knows a bunch of magic tricks. when he first met cal’s siblings, he didn’t know how to interact with them so he would show them his magic tricks. whenever he went to cal’s house, he would show them a new one before he left.

[casterhex]

andre the type to take way too many edibles to show off, complain non stop about not feeling it then green out so hard he experiences ego death.

cal as a more seasoned stoner but not in the "weed is my entire personality" way, more in the "outcast who started doing substances at an age that was probably too young and likes to spend his free time being slowly absorbed into his mattress" way

when andre gets more high than cal and starts freaking out about being overstimulated cal likes to alternate between tormenting him and trying to calm him down so he can torment him more

when cal gets more high than andre he says absurd and concerning shit that pisses andre off. and when andre tries to call him out on it he just grins vacantly and goes huh. hi andre.

when they both reach a certain level of high together they sit/lie next to each other for hours in silence, shoulder to shoulder, hands entwined. not wanting to ruin the feeling that their souls are touching. when the high wears off they vow never to speak of it again.

[cits-kirby-brainrot]

Some dark matter and gooey stuff! I like drawing the black blobs.

[stonerloser276]

cal gabriel the type to try drugs for attention then actually gets accidentally addicted to hard drugs and fucking overdoses and dies

[calspeaks]

imagine andre and cal playing postal together

[4792beretta]

☆ zero day headcanons pt.II ☆

★ cal would be the type of guy who’d hear stuff fall in the fridge, and leave it for the next person to deal with. he’d think he’s so slick and nobody knows it was him who got in there last but everybody knows, they caught on quick.

★ andre would (not so) secretly be a nerd. he would go bonkers for sci-fi and fantasy. probably really into lord of the rings and star wars.

★ cal once tried to record himself playing his guitar and singing thinking he’s the next kurt cobain but would immediately get embarrassed hearing it. the tape with it got burned in the bonfire before zero day.

★ andre and cal used to love playing mortal kombat together, but had to stop after andre’s mom had to intervene because andre threatened to flush cal’s retainer during a screaming match.

★ in middle school andre always had a buzz cut until cal started calling him billy corgan, he then started growing it out a bit longer

★ cal definitely broke brackets all the time when he had braces, always ate super hard candy and chewed gum that got stuck to them.

★ andre would love tarantino films, especially reservoir dogs.

★ despite being witty and good with words, cal prefers to fight people psychically even with his shorter and skinnier stature.

★ andre and cal love to put the tv on mute and make up their own lines in movies. it always ends up with them getting yelled at to be quiet cause cal laughs so much.

★ sometimes andre goes on these big spiels about things he’s passionate about, and even if he doesn’t get it cal will always listen and ask questions. cal knows how much it means to andre to have somebody who will just listen and engage with his interests.

★ andre is a decent cook and will always make cal food when he complains that he hasn’t ate all day because the school food was nasty.

★ there was one time during a sleepover where andre and cal were reading scary stories online, but they stumbled upon one that was so realistic and scared them so much they had to sleep with a giant knife under the mattress.

sorry if this post is a bit short :( i didn’t wanna go too overboard and have things get boring after a bit. if you’ve read this far thank you!!! hope you enjoyed these hcs!!!

[zerojobprospects]

I do not think Andre is a good driver (takes corners too quickly, prone to road rage) but I think he's a confident one. And I think he always uses his turn signal. Beep boop beep boop beep boop

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

Random Bi-Han Headcanons MK1

this man has consumed my thoughts omfg i tried to fight it why am i always shocked when this happens

anyway, here's like a random selection of headcanons i have about this little bitch

warnings: none. my tomfoolery. bi-han being a gay loser.

bi-han x black biracial reader (gn)

he nearly cried when kung lao sliced him with that round blade (he did). boy was legit so upset and surprised he managed to get that blow in despite him being GRANDMASTER and kung lao being INCOMPETENT. picture that scrunch face you make when you trying not to cry and you keep blinking and your eyes burning- that's what he did (canon event)

he is the definition of Mean and Angry Bisexual™. boy is what i like to call a homophobic homosexual. he notices a hot dude or nonbinary person and immediately looks away and says via voice over "no. that is gay."

saw this on another random bi-han headcanon post and i absolutely agree: bi-han loves women of color. i think he primarily dates woc too hehe. let's say hypothetically he hates white people because of tomas. i didn't say that you did. we love tomas in this house btw. and like that same headcanon post; he has a preference for black and black biracial folks. i do not take criticism hehe. this is canon and a fact (he's dating me after all)

absolutely loves when you wear your hair naturally, in any style, he loves when you embrace your culture and family history. he'd never mention or talk about your hair to you, as it seems rude and disrespectful to him, but he thinks it. and he also thinks whenever you wear your hair in a full afro, he's never seen anyone so beautiful. each and every time it astounds him that he's still awestruck.

big cuddler. idc what anyone says, he loves to cuddle. he's literally the most clingy lil guy. after finally finding his person and being able to be vulnerable for the first time since his mother died, he just melts, and becomes inseparable from you. after a hard day, or when he's enraged (a rare occurrence), nothing calms his mind down or relaxes his tense muscles like wrapping an arm around you and pulling you flush to him, your back to him as you sleep soundly. he listens to your soft breathing (or snoring lets be real) and tries to calm himself from the day's frustrations. if you awaken from his entrance, and unsurprising cuddles, you'll touch his hand and squeeze, snuggling closer to him -as if he's not already melted into your skin- and smile as he kisses your jawline and the back of your neck. most of the time, you'll turn over to him, his arm not removing from your waist, and grab his face, kissing his face and lips. the two of you will remain as close, foreheads resting against the other, sometimes talking, sometimes enjoying the sweet silence until you both fall asleep.

like so many others have stated; he was way closer with his mother than his father. when he was a child, being around her was the only time he could actually put his guard down, and be vulnerable. she would protect him. spending time with his mother, were some of the few times he would laugh or smile, as she told him funny stories from her childhood, or tickle him to get a confession out of him, if he'd been the one to steal the last cookie. she was his everything. his closest person. his best friend besides his brothers. and her death broke him. he closed off even more than he already did, vowing never to let anyone besides his mother see his unguarded side. but if he was being honest -and not constantly pushing the thought from his mind- he broke down the night she died, sobbing uncontrollably alone in his room as he clung to the soft baby blue sweater she always wore.

I don't care what anyone says, I don't care what we see in the game or if official heights come out... bi-han is s h o r t. my headcanon is 5'9. that may seem short for him but he just radiates 5'9 energy i do not take criticism. my man is stout so it only makes sense that he a short king.

bi-han used to be inseparable from his brothers when they were kids, their father taking in tomas at such a young age, bi-han always remembers him being there. there isn't a single memory from his childhood that both his brothers aren't in. he'd never tell either kuai liang or tomas, but he cherishes those memories of when they were kids, when they'd play outside every single day, look for creepy and interesting bugs, practice combat, aka, someone ended up with a black eye and sobbing. whenever those memories pop into his head, his permanent frown softens a bit, though he tries not to let anything show on his face. part of him does wish he could be close to them like they were as kids, but he's too stubborn and full of himself to actually try and repair the relationship he's mostly stilted over the years.

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just a few super random headcanons of my babygirl. may come back to some of these or write another part if i think of more. feel free to add onto these i crave bi-han headcanons!!!!!!!

[cutiepieautistic]

[caldrea]

andre wearing THESE

the rim of his boxers showing with a happy trail and bacne... walk with me here...