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Booze-free drinking in Portland! It’s real and good.
#portland#pdx#portland oregon#portland food#roundup#portland drinking#non alcoholic drinks#mocktails#zero proof#dry cocktails#dry january#bridgetownbites
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New Philly-Based Alcohol-Free Energy Seltzer Launches
NoProof Energy Seltzer, the newest non-alcoholic canned beverage to hit the market was launched December 2023. Based out of Philadelphia, PA and now available on Amazon. The seltzer, containing 50mg Caffeine, Electrolytes, and B-Vitamins, is both sugar, calorie, and aspartame free, making this the easiest alterative to the popular energy drinks and flavored seltzer/water on the…

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Dryzen, non alcoholic spirits
More than a drink. It's a bold challenge to drink life for all its worth.
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#he gave zero fucks#proof that people don’t want to understand not that they can’t#yes I made this in 30 seconds on instagram#and what about it#aftg#all for the game#jean moreau#the sunshine court#tsc#the golden raven#aftg tgr#tgr#xavier morgan
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i’m sorry but anyone who truly believes that a show made for a demographic of freaks and outcasts, has a gay protagonist, centers around themes of non conformity, almost explicitly states that love beats hate…
would choose to cast aside a traumatised gay boys true love for his childhood best friend which has been shown repeatedly throughout the last 4 seasons…
in favour of a straight white couples toxic relationship that parallels the most unhealthy relationship in the show (karen and ted) and had zero build up…
which celebrates the individuality of the female lead when they are broken up
did not understand the message and themes of the show.
#yes they had zero build up argue with the wall#byler#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler endgame#byler proof#anti mileven#stranger things season 5#eleven stranger things#stranger things 5
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I've been sad lately so I've been trying to boost my serotonin by drawing Jedi AU youngling trainer Maul (who I affectionately call Dad Maul)... it works :))
#star wars#fan art#jedi au maul#maul#darth maul#i call this my#happy au#it's fairly extensive and i have written many things for it#i love it a lot#its my happy place#all younglings belong to friends!#maul would be so chill if he never met palpatine#i have proof for this bro dont fight me#also i just think its so funny if jedi au maul has ALL the apprentices while canon maul has like zero
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it will never not be bizarre to me that kat.aangers use the fortuneteller episode as foreshadowing for ka when literally every possible interpretation of this episode is anti kat.aang.
if aunt wu's prophecies are unquestionably true, then kat.aang is DOA right off the bat because she explicitly says she doesn't see romance in aang's future. yet kat.aangers love to uphold the “powerful bender” prophecy as foreshadowing for kat.aang so… which is it? are aunt wu’s prophecies only eternally binding for katara but conveniently untrue when it comes to aang? because if katara marrying a powerful bender is unchangeable, then so is aang not being able to find love, so that’s strike no. 1 for ka foreshadowing.
now on the other hand, if we take aunt wu's prophecies as false, then our boy aang is free to do all the lovin’ he wants… but following the same logic, so is katara. and since her prophecy is the catalyst for her seeing him as a potential romantic partner at all, that’s strike no. 2 for foreshadowing.
finally, we come to the last interpretation and the episode's actual message: that destiny is real, but not immutable. throughout the episode, it’s clear that aunt wu's prophecies do come true, though not in the way that their subject(s) might expect. the future isn’t created through passive acceptance, but active agency. everyone has the power to shape their own destiny, and make their own choices.
this is the complete opposite of katara beginning to view aang in a romantic light solely because sokka makes an entirely on-the-nose comment about him being a powerful bender. because had katara not heard her prophecy, that would have meant nothing to her! how is this meant to be the spark that fuels the kat.aang relationship when it's entirely based on katara holding herself to a prophesized future instead of writing her own story, and hence antithetical to the fundamental theme of the episode?
which is also why so many people interpret this episode to be lampshading zutara, because the only way that all of these contradictory interpretations — aang isn’t meant to find love, katara is meant to marry a powerful bender, but both of them still have the power to shape their own paths — make sense is if the final scene was an intentional red herring… but that’s a discussion for another time.
#anti kataang#zutara#man seeing people genuinely tout this episode as proof of future ka is befuddling#like you DO realize why that makes approximately zero sense given the message of the episode and how it’s set up?
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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ok so you know how in china 'cut sleeve' was used as an euphemism for homosexuality. that but in lorasia they use 'lullaby singer'. or 'angel fighter'. lately 'knightly escort' is making the rounds. there's a lot of euphemisms for gay people actually.
#i talk a lot <3#tged#llojavi#this is so stupid but i think they deserve it (affectionate/derogatory)#eternally intrigued by how socially accepted queer people are in canon.#there's no outright evidence there's a ban on it or any prejudice#but there's also zero (0) gay people around so like. is that proof in and of itself??#wait no i forgot#berkis' mom was very accepting of the idea of rakiel and damian being a thing#she was just judging the timing of rakiel's request to help him touch damian#but again. canonically dragons are polyamorous so how much of it is dragons being like That and society being generally accepting.#do i actually want bk moon to address this topic. probably not but otherwise i will forever wonder.#that being said. if he writes a gay character and it's not his protagonist finally kissing with tongue the man he has a deeply homoerotic#relationship with and for who he has risked absolutely everything for.... i might commit murder. so. tread with caution my man.
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Some more jaytim words, maybe they'll be made into a fic, if the muses allow it.
Jason can't deny that he's a possessive bastard. He grips down on everything that is his, his claw marks pronounced and obvious when they inevitably get taken from him. A sign that screams the intensity of Jason's love. This thing with Tim is just another form of that. Bite marks, red scratches on ghost pale skin, suck marks and bruises clear as day. That's baby shit. That could be anyone, and Tim deserves better. No, Jason's marks are much more obvious. Jason is the love handles on a potbelly where there used to be abs. Jason is the stretchmarks on wide thighs that support a hairy middle drooping to meet them. Jason is soft pecs turned wide breasts that lay beautifully onto a creamy sea of stomach. He's the pocks of cellulite under Tim's generous cheeks. He's the rolls on Tim's wrists, the pillowy girth of Tim's arms. He's the kisses pressed onto Tim's double chin and the hand that helps Tim into his suit every morning. You can't see Tim Drake without witnessing how much Jason Todd loves him.
#Azol's words#Jaytim#Timjay#Look. Physical proof on his partner that not only is Jason taking care of them but the *transformation* and growth that *he* helped make#That shit would be like crack to him. There's zero way for Jason to feel like he was a ghost when he looks at his partner#Like jaytim getting together and there being zero inch of Tim that is the exact same would scratch both of their neuroses#And abandonment issues
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I could write an essay on Doctor Odyssey and how the fantastical aspect of the ship isn't due to it being the purgatory or a dream but rather linked to the metatextual plot of the show and how the Odyssey is meant to be an in-universe representation of what the show aims to be in our reality, a direct answer to the effects of the COVID pandemic on our world that aims to create an atmosphere of escapism in a medical environment to create hope and happiness while still acknowledging current events. The weekly themes, along with the very goal of the show, are the strongest indicator of a meta narrative, very clearly designed with the show's weekly nature in mind. They wouldn't work as well in a show designed for streaming. Captain Massey himself says the ship is carefully built to show itself as a heaven to its guests, explaining the unrealistic scenarios and vibe of the show, but by focusing on the emergencies that happen on board the show allows the viewers to explore the cracks in that illusion and creates a place in which both serious themes and mindless fun can be equally approached. We see that contrast in 1x06 when the screen cuts from a threesome straight to the suicidal hotline screen; the episode successfully indulges in the hedonism of the cruise ship established early on without detriment to its more serious storyline, which includes one of the best portrayals of panic attacks I've ever seen on tv. Although both concepts are more clearly separated throughout the episode, the cut-off from one to another at the end is jarring, reminding the viewer of how both concepts coexist both in the Odyssey and in real life. As silly as it might be at times, the show isn't mindless, but rather a well-executed reminder that there is light at the end of every tunnel, and that maybe that light comes in the form of a Ryan Murphy network tv show about a throuple solving medical emergencies on a cruise ship.
#not to give too much credit to a ryan murphy the show but giving too much credit to a ryan murphy show#I love you hedonistic cruise ship show with emergencies connected to real world themes that acknowledges itself as being an answer to covid#anyways I wrote this to procrastinate writing what I actually need to so this means zero proof read sorry#probably only like 20% of this makes sense but do you see my vision.#this is also me coming out as a purgatory/coma dream theory hater. tired tropes are way less fun than a metatextual show. I love irony.#doctor odyssey
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Some Magma sketches from today :D
#rabbit spg#rabbit spg fanart#this post is truly just proof that I have ZERO art style#spg#spg rabbit#spg fanart#spg fanbot#steam powered giraffe#Wolverine#xmen#x men comics#logan howlett#wolverine fanart#sam & max#sam and max#sam & max fanart#the magma addiction
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Zero Two ; Darling in the FranXX ☆ Proof
#zero two#darling in the franxx#ditf#ditf zero two#zerotwo#002#02#ditf 002#darifura#proof#anime#anime figure#figure#figure collecting#anime figurine#figurine#anime collecting#scale figure#myfigurecollection#manga
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I just watched this whole thing through for the first time in ~8 years, and it's still just so inspirational how much love, care, passion, detail, and respect went into this and how much it was the collaborative effort of hundreds of wonderful, creative people But one thing is also very clear: it is Gareth Edwards's movie through and through, and it's frankly bizarre how many seem to be willing to believe otherwise.
#like guys you're buying into weird insidious rumors/propaganda with zero proof#like I can think of maybe 2-3 scenes Gilroy might have directed#and also... whether the rewrites improved the script is frankly highly debatable 🤷♀️#Rogue One#Star Wars#Gareth Edwards#you should be proud my love you brought so much new life and legacy into Star Wars#Youtube
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"That's our Senior Fufu for you!"
#im so close to getting those fuckass earrings in the temple restoration. come monday..... just you fucking wait#i did this in one sitting at a mexican party with a gaggle of six year olds huddle around me asking if they can draw#i let them draw ofc i have the time lapse as proof#mine#zenless zone zero#zzzero#ju fufu zzz#pan yinhu zzz#ye shiyuan zzz
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It's kinda shocking to me how few people seem to know how prevalent the 'my great grandmother was cherokee' myth is and how it's almost never actually true, especially when it comes with things like 'never signed up' or 'fell off the trail' or 'courthouse burned down destorying the documentation' etc etc.
People just don't even seem to know the history like.. when the Trail happened. My great great great grandfather was 2 years old during Removal in 1838, so peoples 'my great grandmother hid in the mountains!' is so clearly wrong. And we have rolls. From before and after removal, rolls done by cherokee nation and others by the government, rolls that were not stored in one random flammable courthouse. It's not difficult to find the actual evidence of ancestry.
And just.. there are lots of ways those family stories get started. It was a practice during the confederacy to claim cherokee ancestry to show one's family had 'deep roots in the south' that they were there before the cherokee were removed. Many people pretended to be cherokee and applied for the Guion-Miller payout just to try to steal money meant for cherokees - 2/3rds of the applicants were denied for having 0 proof of actual cherokee ancestry. [We even see lawyers advertising signing up for the Miller roll just to try to get free money.] And the myth even started in some families in the cherokee land lotteries, where the land stolen from us was raffled off, including the house and everything that was left behind when the cherokees were removed. We have seen people whose families just take these things stolen from the cherokee family and adopt them into their own family story, saying that they were cherokee themselves.
If you had some family story about being cherokee and you wanna have proof one way or the other, check out this Facebook group run by expert cherokee genealogists that do research for free. Just please read the rules fully and respect the researchers. They run thousands of people's ancestries a year and their average is only around 0.7% of lines they run actually end up having true cherokee ancestry.
#and ive heard even dumber origins of the cherokee family myth#such as an ancestor having a silly sounding name so the descendents just go 'oh she mustve been an indian!!!'#i was one of the few people who had my ancestry done on the facebook and had genuine cherokee ancestry#[though i had found it before it was just really validating to get it double checked and i started finding cousins (:]#like. i was told once when i was a kid by my grandma that my dad had cherokee ancestry and i didnt believe her. its wild that so many peopl#will make it a Fixture of their identity [or even just smth they bring up ever] with Zero proof#at least for cherokees from what ive seen its usually considered really disrespectful to claim to have cherokee ancestry without#actually having the documentation [like ancestors on the rolls]#and no a dna test doesnt count. nor does 'my dad is Clearly not white!' or 'high cheekbones' or old family photos or anything#i had this discussion with someone recently whose dad had been calling himself 3/4 native but didnt know exactly what nation ???? hello?#and its like... sorry but ur dad is like. italian lol.#[and blood quantum is bullshit anyway im tired of the 'im 1/16 cherokee' comments its dumb#cherokee nation does not have a blood quantum requirement. its pointless bringing it up in the discussion of who is or isnt cherokee]#also mandatory disclaimer that im reconnecting. i didnt grow up connected to the culture of even knowing my ancestry#this is all from my looking into this stuff over the past year or so. i cant claim to be an authority over anything regarding this#this is p much all my repeating things ive heard said by people who know a lot more than i do haha#man. and this isnt even starting to get into the fake tribe stuff. the only legit cherokee groups are the 3 federally recognized bands#cherokee nation of oklahoma. united keetoowah band. and the eastern band of cherokee indians.#any others that are state recognized or not at all arent acknowledged as legitimate by any of the legit cherokee groups#anyway. my final message goodb.ye#cherokee#tsalagi
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