Old Man Yaoi
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Helios is so funny because he should be tied with Zeus as the most powerful god Kratos will ever face. He is the fucking sun. In the Odyssey, Zeus was so scared of angering him, and he holds back Nyx, who Zeus is also terrified of. Game lore wise, in Chains of Olympus, he can destroy the world??? He has the Primordial Fire inside him.
It should be an all time fight but then he just gets… hit by a ballista, crushed and thrown like a fly by a Titan, and then becomes a flashlight. His statue is a bigger threat then him. Hermes puts up more of a fight.
TLDR: Helios is the God of War equivalent of The Guy from Spy Kids 3: Game Over.
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It's never too late for a slut era revival
Totally inspired by @medievildead 's art
Tumblr for the love of fuck I already censored it please let me post.
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Zeus 🤢🤢
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Vote your FAVORITE (not necessarily your opinion on most mythologically accurate, though that can and should contribute) pop culture Hermes depiction
You know the drill, RB for wider audience, feel free to add fave Hermes propaganda!
EDIT! BLOOD OF ZEUS! THE NETFLIX SERIES! MY BAD (cannot edit poll block)
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Brain in tits
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Olympian gods: *blesses Kratos with gifts
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i thought this was good enough to put on tumblr as well
edit: this wasnt meant to be zodin, but im not arguing against it...
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does anyone actually have a source on deimos' dad also being zeus?
bc ive gone through all of ghost of sparta and thats literally never mentioned. the wiki says deimos' dad is zeus but again, i cant find an actual source for that.
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IM ALIVE MAYBE?!
HI I haven't been on tumblr lately but I thought I'd drop in and post some sketches and WIPs in case anyone is interested!! ALSO LOOK AT MY KITTEN!!! I've been very into drawing Poseidon and Zeus lately?? theyre just fun to draw ig! Have a great day lovelies muah
GOW 3 talk I just finished my Chaos mode w/ fear skin playthrough and it *was* hard since everything damn one shots you but I'd still say its easier than doing it on normal chaos mode alone because of the bonus damage it is a GODSEND. 😭😭Ill take 4x over the 0.75% any time it SUCKS
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I love the concept of other Olympians having the capability of snapping like Kratos and going on a rampage. Kratos wasn’t predestined to destroy Olympus and Athena honestly diverted the prophecy by being the real mastermind behind it all.
With how nasty they all are to one another (like they torture each other on a daily basis), it could take just one bad day for one of them to finally be unable to handle it.
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Kratos’ ability to just recreate the things he liked the most is genuinely impressive. Severed head? Check. That one friend that died? Name my son after him, now I can fight with him again. Wife that can hold her own and throw insults? First thing checked off.
And I know people ship them but Freya completely fills in the role Athena left open.
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i wish there was more content about callisto she could be such an interesting character if they gave her a chance
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