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[cyanicdoodle]

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girl you can't even do a vertical jump for beef

[onionpwder]

hello im doing pride icons! $10 each, paypal only, any lgbt flag, humans/furries/pony r all okay!

[gyokutoll]

Me at the zoo: I should try and see the chinchilla because it’s what Hotaru would have wanted

[bunabi]

now i have no (metaphorical) dog in this race but are werewolf fuckers not traditionally considered sort of entry level monsterfuckers, at least? is it not kind of a werewolf situation if you fuck the giant wolf? or are people arguing that they are monsterfuckers if they fuck elf body solas. in which case i rescind my protest

That was a good pun anon

Werewolves...to me they're in the same category of monster as vampires. Spicy Humanoid. I don't think someone into werewolves is necessarily a monsterfucker. Not imposing my opinion onto the masses but ✋🏿 I feel like a creature needs to have at least one exceptional eldrich/fantastical/supernatural feature to qualify. And just being an animal definitely aint enough (for me). Not that it matters but well lol too late to press backspace.

[vyrulent]

starter call || @intcthatgoodnight

Mrs. Thorn and Mrs Baylock have been the only "mothers" that Damien had been aware of. He'd been left with stories. Mrs Baylock had spoken of his birth mother -- The Jackal -- yet he'd no earthly idea as to who she was or if she even was human. Hell, with everything that he'd experienced until now, his mother very well could have been an actual jackal.

With the lack of knowledge of maternal being, Damien found himself in the dark with this woman, yet there was a strange feeling that rumbled within him. It felt as if they had known each other.

"I'm sorry... have we met before," he asked, focus squarely on her as if she were the only creature in existence at this moment. "I feel as if I know you."

[bagaluten-sys]

(cw, I think this is neglect and abuse, but im not sure)

Me: lying in bed with intense pain that has been there for three days and that didnt left despite a high dose of painkillers, and a basket to vomit in since I'm extremly nauseous

Mother: excessively cleaning my room because it isnt tidy saying "god, I could kill you"

Me: "please do...can I keep the basket?"

Mother: "No, you'll make it to the bathroom"

Me: "funny, now I want to kill you"

[c0mmander-rudboys]

DOG TRAIN MAKES A RETURN

ACCOMPANIED WITH THE CAT TRAIN

“I don’t know what’s with you and weird vehicle-animal hybrids, but can you stop spawning them in my apartment???”

[sergeantjessi]

I had 2 dreams today that were kinda about talking to people & switching between english & german & I'd like to know what my brain was thinking??? (But poggies. Bilingual dreams.)

[southofzero]

meeting the lady specimen of château sŵau...

[pynkhues]

Sophie, have you watched Nosferatu, yet? The topic of gothic heroines resurfaced and with it the comparison of Loustat to Orlok and Ellen. would love to read a meta/review from you of it wrt IWTV.

I haven't yet, anon! It's been a pretty hectic start to the year with my sister and nephews staying with me, so I haven't made it to the cinema this week (hoping to get there on Tuesday, although I might be wrangled into taking the boys to see Sonic 3 instead of getting to see literally anything else, haha). I was wondering this morning if something had happened with the gothic heroine interpretation though because my Byronic hero post has been getting a lot of attention in the last 24 hours. I'll try and see Nosferatu soon though - I'm seeing a lot about it, and I have a few friends who are actually gothic horror authors and they've all hated it, which has actually made me extra curious, haha.

[cyanicdoodle]

should I be worried for artfight

YOU SHOULD BE SCARED BE SCARED!!!

[the-name-is-never-was]

Quick we need to get the penguins somewhere safe before the animal narcs show up!

Sorry, she's too busy dancing next door to the penguins, also not wanting to disturb their rave.

"Huh? I think they're pretty safe here."

[copper-9spurgatory]

*leaves a both a silver plated JC Jensen brand marked hairbrush and a package of black bows for J to examine*

This is a sign that y’all want me to comb my hair, which I won’t, I will defy all of you. Oooh, black bows, very sleek and looks brand new.

[tidesfate]

Only a few hours old, the watchling blinked, staring up at Mora. "Is the one in the mask my other parent?"

❛[ UNPROMPTED ASKS ≻ always accepting !

HERMAEUS MORA COULD GUIDE THE GIFT OF MEMORY AND KNOWLEDGE EVER SO FAR. Each of its shed eyes given sentience where grown upon the same matter which made up the Princes whole, a varied expanse without interruption from the GREATER COLLECTION. However what the mind crafted with such could only be adjusted in moments such as now. Pieces of its numerous interactions with the First had become MUDDLED // CONFUSED it had seen to the forming consciousness. “&– - No-- - your origins links fully and exclusively back to me. He is but another who exists within Apocrypha, though without the befitting appreciation of such facts. In time you may be given the opportunity to observe him... study him, and learn from his existence, his decisions, and mistakes. The flaws of the mortal condition, in spite of a grander soul.”

[orcelito]

There r 28 comment threads on ITNL chapter 16,,,,,

Ykno. My whole "replying to every comment" thing was a whole lot more manageable when I rarely got over 10 comments in a chapter..... no wonder I've been taking forever to reply to all my comments 😭😭😭😭

[kylosbreedingkink]

Zookeeper questions!

Tell me all the insider secrets about penguins (they are my favorite animal so I have to know lol)

Do you prefer working with reptiles or amphibians?

What animal do you want to see in more zoos?

What is your favorite bird to watch?

What is your favorite bird to work with?

If you could add one exhibit to your favorite zoo what would it be?

Penguins! They are bitey little shits. I have scars. They smell bad, as they are a fish eater, too. And when they fight the blood.. it's horrific. I once worked with a penguin who had her lower mandible bisected down the middle due to a fight. She coped well with it but it did not look nice. We called her shit beak as she had a shit beak. Personality wise she was actually quite nice.

I have worked with Humboldt penguins which aren't monogamous like the talks in zoos claim they are. They will for sure have a preferred mate and may stay with them year on year but male penguins will go around and fuck other female penguins. They don't care. I don't think this is what makes them nasty though that's just penguin life. I once knew a penguin that had his main girl in one burrow that he would share incubation with and then a side girl in the burrow next door who he would leave to incubate alone. But he also liked to try fuck his own father, that one.

Also preparing fish and having fish scales stuck in your hands and down your nails even somehow when you wear gloves!

I like reptiles for sure but preference is amphibians. I spent a few months when recovering from an appendectomy working in the amphib room at a zoo I used to be at. It was awesome. Mostly dart frogs but other great species like multiple newt species and things like lemur leaf frogs. Also globally amphibians are under major threat right now due to chytrid, a fungus that can kill them and is spread super easy. One of many reasons why you should always clean and disinfect your hiking boots I think, to try minimise the spread.

I would like to see more galliformes in zoos. A great group of species that can add a lot to the atmosphere of a zoo and need a lot of help for conservation.

You can never ever go wrong when watching ducks, finches, or gulls. Always something going on. At the start of the year I was at a wetland site where a bunch of ducks were trying to sleep but a gull decided to walk in the middle of all of them, waking them up. Ducks clearly unimpressed. Full clearly didn't give a fuck.

Favourite bird to work with.. difficult to answer without making it easy to be doxxed. I always get excited about partridges and railidae species though. My next job has no partridges but has 2 rail species so looking forward to that.

Idk what my favourite zoo would be. But I always said if I made my own zoo I would start with an exhibit based on the Himalaya region, with a focus on Nepal and some great conservation work going on there, to try raise funds and awareness