#~Alex

[paci-pups]

"Yay I built sand castles!"

[theriverdraws]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[its-not-a-pen]

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

[batsyvalentine]

CANNON HUMAN FORD?? (PLEASE LIKE THE ORIGINAL BELOW )

Credits ;

if you have time, go check out the list of palestenian fundraisers! Anything counts!!

[dooffirmations]

H E L L O ????

[freepunchesintheface]

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

I want to KISS the person who made this display, that is AMAZING

[thecollectibles]

Art by Alex Twin

[paci-pups]

🌊"Swish swish swish!"⛱️

[eddiegayass]

We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com

[motleyflash]

I AUDIBLY GASPED. GOODNIGHT

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Saw this ridiculous villager kid once