happy birthday @queer-crows-nightmare ๐
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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โkill them with kindnessโ Wrong. CURSE OF RA ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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How does this keep happening to me
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โthe arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each otherโ the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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When youโve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making โshit in a skilletโ and โwhatever soupโ
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