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she hurkle on my durkle til i get up

who else up hurkleing their durkleing
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damn, 7.20 and already crying, must be some kind of record for me
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ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on
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sitting at the window like a doggie wagging its tail waiting for my friend to show
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Made it to the beginning of season 7 but House being happy is giving me the ick and I dread watching more
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hate crimes md#medical malpractice#ick#funny#writing#poetry
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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JACK LOWDEN as River Cartwright
SLOW HORSES Hello Goodbye
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Bette Davis & Maggie Smith (+ Angela Lansbury) DEATH ON THE NILE (1978) dir. John Guillermin聽
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wrote a little poem today
#poetry#mom#poem#funny#candy crush#bubble witch#subway surfer#original#original poem#poem and poetry
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this image is so stupid. chase actually committed a political assassination and he's not with the people who committed war crimes?? are you crazy??

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i just want to watch house md but my brother just keeps talking about his stupid IT job VERY ANNOYING
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downloaded an app that will only let me go on twitter for 15min a day (it was making me upset) so im back on tumblr now i guess pls don't show me videos of people dying 馃ズ
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#eminem#funny tweets#twitter#tweets#slim shady#rap music#rap god#cleaning out my closet#toilet#toilet lid#ive been thinking about tweeting this for week and finally bit the bullet#poetry
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