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Soldier: What are your thoughts on your partner?

Soap: Partner-? OH GHOST

Soldier: Y-yes

Soap: Hmm well let’s see… he’s obnoxious, self centered, rude, mean, col-

Soldier: Uh… anything positive?

Soap: Well… he’s a good kisser !

Soldier: … yeah I bet

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Soap’s just scrolling….

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Soap: Your hearts beating really fast, I can hear it

Ghost: It’s not-

Soap: Yes… yes it is

Ghost: No

Soap: Don’t gaslight yourself

Ghost: Well- maybe if you’d move a little…

Soap: Are you… red

Ghost: No-

Soap: YOU ARE, it suits you

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Gaz and Price outside the closet: Maybe we should close them in together often…

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“Friends with benefits”

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Soap: Ye’ need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen

Gaz annoyed because of it as well: Don’t yell at me, yell at Ghost

Soap: Ghost would never

Ghost in the other room with a broom: IF THESE LIZARDS DON’T DIE I’LL-

Soap: SIMON I WILL-

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He’d have probably checked the time for about ten times already, but still no sign of Soap. He stared around, contemplating on walking up to that chick to easily get his best friend out of his mind, but nothing. Not that he didn’t want to talk to those ladies about six feet away from him -completely ignoring the fact they’re already swarmed with soldiers around them both front and back- it’s just… he couldn’t do this to Soap. He suddenly felt this guilt that if he stood up from his seat and his best friend suddenly arrived through that door and stared right at Ghost getting all flirty with the two unmentioned ladies, he would just… leave.

Now Ghost had no idea why that was. Soap was a man as well for God’s sake. A man with morals, but a man who would not miss out on some action. So if Ghost talked with the ladies, then Soap arrives and talks with the ladies as well -probably the friend- So then Ghost sees Soap talking with the lady and the -not so well healthy, so held back- thoughts of his best friend come rushing back to his so well fucked up brain. It’s not like he doesn’t like to share…

Actually it is that.

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“Insane for you”

On ao3

-(Soapedjustgotghosted)

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He just needs reaffirmation, okay…

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Ghost: I like you and I will fight everyone who tries on you

Soap: Bet

A fic I wrote based on this interaction <3

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𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿

𝗛𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝐄⃥𝐧⃥𝐞⃥𝐦⃥𝐲⃥

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Gaz: It’s raining, we should-

Soap: No.

Gaz: What?

Soap: I’m not going out

Gaz: It’s just rain-

Ghost: Soap had to use a broken umbrella once and he flew away with it

Gaz: …

Soap: I landed on a fuckin pole

Ghost: Explains why he’s deformed

Gaz: Must’ve lost his brain along the way

Soap: What if I bang you against one, huh

Ghost: It’ll be an honor

Gaz: Can you even carry me-

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Couples retreat, yall !!

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Soap: I’ve never noticed how good of a hugger you were, LT

Ghost: Wait till you see me-

Soap: RECRUITS… are here

Ghost: Oh, Already !?

Gaz next to Ghost: What were you gonna say, Ghost?

Ghost: Hm? What do you mean

Gaz: Ya’ know… about the “wait till you see me…”

Ghost: OH. I never said that

Gaz: Sure…

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Ghost: I told you not to get closer to me

Soap: I’m not…?

Ghost: You’re like one inch closer, Soap

Soap: Well I’m not touching you, so-

Ghost: You are still one inch, I can feel you breathing

Soap: Well that’s a good thing! Otherwise I’d be dead

Ghost: This is no time for jokes, this is a fucking undercover mission

Soap: You’d rather I’d get closer to that killer machine over there?

Ghost: I’m a killer machine

Soap: Hey that’s too harsh, you are not. You are Ghost

Ghost: For the love of God, Soap please

Soap: Fine… but can I-

Ghost: Yes you can do whatever you want when we leave. JUST don’t ruin this mission

Soap: Got it.

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Soap: I feel like we’re spending too much time together

Ghost: Agree, we should stop

Soap: Definitely should stop

Ghost: …after you come with me to town

Soap: …and after we finish baking the pies I’m gonna buy

Ghost: deal…

(Fast forward two hours, they ended up sleeping on same bunks)

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Soap: Ye know what a recruit told me yesterday?

Ghost: Don’t know and don’t want to

Soap: He told me to “Grab whatever I had” and to “run away from his life”

Ghost: Did you?

Soap: Well- no. I couldn’t find you so I’m meeting him in five minutes for training

Ghost: …

Soap: Ye’ should at least give me a picture to frame, LT

Ghost: I don’t have any pictures of myself

Soap: …

Ghost: … or at least I THINK

Soap: No no yeah totally. It’s not like I have a whole album dedicated to ye’ ars

Ghost: mhm…

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Ghost: So you know how I’m like-

Soap: …Embarrassingly in love me, yes go on

Gaz: …

Ghost: Wha-

Gaz: Are you?

Ghost: Is he crazy-

Gaz: Are you, Ghost?

Ghost mumbling: I’d rather be in love with a frog

Soap: That’s funny cause I heard your absolute favorite animals were frogs

Ghost: I’ve killed frogs, Johnny

Soap: Not this oneee :)