#incorrect cod quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: And what do we say when we want something? Y/N, innocently: Give it to me or my five boyfriends will beat you up Price: Well done Y/N- Laswell: NO-

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap, seeing ghosts happy trail when he stretches:"slut."

Ghost:"what I do?"

Soap:"you know what you did whore."

Ghost:???

[tanked-up]

Soap: Hey… quick stupid question

Price: Mhm…

Soap: If you were to get stu-

Price: Where’d you get stuck this time, Johnny

Soap: Bold of you to assume

Price: So if I were to ask Ghost to come for yo-

Soap: NO

Price: That’s what I thought

Soap: I’m stuck in the fuckin tank

Price: How are you-

Soap: I crashed it, Price.

Price: The tank? OH THE NEW ONE

Soap: Ye-

Price: IT CAME YESTERDAY

Soap: I GAVE IT A DAY

Price: Ha, wait till Ghost hears about this

Soap: He’s on the other line.

Price: What’s left, Gaz?

Soap: Ehm… here with me

Price: Shit

[mstrssmctvsh]

simon: roll your sleeves down

soap:

simon:

soap: i-

simon: you look like a slut

[v1x3n]

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Texting.

Soap: The rookies are shipping us.

Gaz: You and Ghost? Yeah, duh.

Soap: No. All of us.

Gaz: What?

Price: Shipping us where?

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[neoarchipelago]

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

[blingblong55]

therapy, maybe? -Simon Riley

R/N: we're dating, of course I'll ask to wear your clothes

Ghost: we're dating, of course I installed tracking apps in your phone so I can see where you are at all times because I'm afraid my enemies are going to kidnap you

R/N: are you being serious?

Ghost:....no it's for the video *camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course I love when you get sick so I can baby you

Ghost: we're dating, of course I gave you that necklace that has a tracker in case you realise you have tracker on your phone and the necklace also has a camera and its not because I don't trust you but because my family was killed and now I fear you're next

R/N: Simon- *camera cuts*

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[mactavishenjoyer]

Mactavish:" my life is falling apart!"

Mactavish, pointing at roach:"AND IT'S THAT ONES FAULT!"

Roach, eating expired rations:"what I do?"

Mactavish, dealing with falling for an idiot:"EVERYTHING!"

[tanked-up]

Missing Soap extra today :(

[forestshadow-wolf]

Soap: it's kinda gay when we hold hands, don't ya think?

Ghost:

Ghost: no I think it's the marriage certificate that makes it gay

[v1x3n]

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.