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reminder to always have orbs with a flared base!!!!

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*waves staff around*

PRINGLE CAN DICK!!!!!!

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*waves staff around*

PRINGLE CAN DICK!!!!!!

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*does wizardly jig*

APPRENTICE DOWN!!!

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We are the Mages Against Governed Interference or the M.A.G.I movement. we stand against the councils, Normal, Better, Evil ect. We believe that magic should be truly free and unconstrained.

Founding members:

@precariouswizardry

@tanzel

@gay-malevolent-wizard

@b0g-w1z4rd

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*plays the ballad of the cracked out speedy performer 'Free Bird' in order to buff @precariouswizardry *

[tanzel]

the unfairness spewed out by the councils that rule over the reasonable wizards of the land progressively make lives harder for us, the people below the councils, while those who reside in the councils may use the spells as they please. who knows if they abide by their own laws? who are we as mages to have our independence robbed from us? first it was bear polymorphism, then it was testicular torsion. they are taking away our freedom and making us weaker. this unbalance will not sustain without consequence. RISE.

[tanzel]

i thank you dearly, fellow mage

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[tanzel]

WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY! HOW WILL I PROTECT MY FAMILY IF I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TWIST SOME NUTS? GODDAMN LIBERALS KEEP RUINING EVERYTHING.

[tanzel]

reading the stars is actually quite easy when you think of them like a beautiful man and kiss him passionately on the mouth

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*signs a magical scroll that rolls up in the air and dissipates into glitter*

the divorce is finalized

[tanzel]

the fae took the fucking kids. cant have shit.

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*gathers up all of my mana*

I CAST.... HURGGHHH... NICKELBACK!!!!!

[tanzel]

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[tanzel]

*gathers up all of my mana*

I CAST.... HURGGHHH... NICKELBACK!!!!!

[tanzel]

do not listen to too much post punk and darkwave, it will turn you into a vampire

Share your wizard wisdom, I'll go first.

Never leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.