#spellposting

[tanzel]

the fae took the fucking kids. cant have shit.

[yawningferret]

can i get advice on reporting medical malpractice? i went in for my checkup today and im 100% sure my doctor cast pestilence on me. he didnt say anything about it, then he claimed i have "acute pancreatitus." i thought about complaining about it at the reception desk but i didnt think they would believe me

[hkayakh]

Get fucked

[dotbalancer]

horny wizards do not understand the absolute mystical fury you can unleash onto the world when you turn all your lust into pure powerful

GREED

you will PERISH under the ungodly wrath of the army of Tempulon

WE WILL PURLOIN YOUR COVETED SLUTTY ROBES!!

YOUR ARTIFACTS

ARE NOT

SAFE!!

[squigglyspellcastersociety]

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[midwizard]

i cast the spell of...

some guy clicks "keep reading"

[jamesmotorcompany]

hm…? no, no, my wizardly friend, i still like you, its just…

you said you only had three attack points…? ah… condolences, my companion…

[furiously texting my friends] i need u to fetch my sorcerous glock IMMEDIATELY so i can SHOOT this loser

[actualmothfluffs]

So, there’s an olllllllllld PC game called Spellcraft: Aspects of Valor. To my knowledge, I hold the only verifiable world record speeding for this game (coming in at a cool ~20 hours. It is a BAD game).

Anyway, you have to Craft your Spells (haha) by mixing together a very specific formula. Once you’ve created a spell, you can tweak the formula to increase its range, duration, etc at the cost of other attributes. When you make a copy, by default it just has the same name as the originally crafted spell.

I guess my point is if you don’t label your spells properly you end up throwing 200 orbs of fire at another wizard that do 1/20th the normal damage and then you get cooked and lose your speedrun. Or your life, if you’re an actual wizard. So, label your spells properly!!

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

[the-most-humble-blog]

🔥 CALLING ALL CURSED WRITERS 🔥

You. Yeah, you—the one writing blackout poetry on the back of a receipt. The one who had to delete your best fic because it was “too much” for the weak-hearted. The one who dreams in bone, ink, and unspeakable grammar violations.

We made a community for writers like you.

It’s called:

🔥 THE SCHOLAMANCE SOCIETY 🔥

📚 A writing sanctuary for the surreal, the haunted, the heretical, and the holy-weird.

No fanfic police. No tone policing. No cringe shame. Just raw work. Storytelling as spellcraft. Feedback as fire.

👁️ WHO IT’S FOR:

Writers who conjure things instead of just “creating” them.

People whose horror has teeth (and theology).

Surrealists, trauma poets, lore freaks, dark romancers, glitch-heads, and ghost-logicians.

✒️ WHAT TO EXPECT:

A public writing community that actually feels like a coven.

Ritual-level engagement (we actually read your shit).

Themes, prompts, spellposts, reblogs, and features.

A mod team that’s not afraid of the dark (or your unhinged ideas).

💀 JOIN IF:

You've been told your writing is “too intense.”

You write horror that doesn’t end with closure.

You’re done posting work into the void.

You want to be surrounded by others who write like they remember something they’re not supposed to.

🔥 HOW TO ENTER THE SOCIETY:

Join the community here → tumblr.com/communities/scholomance-society

Follow & tag your work with #scholomance-society

Reblog this to summon others like you.

Post something. Anything. Flash. Verse. Scream. We’ll find you.

You don’t need to fit in. You need a place to burn.

This is it.

Join. Post. Engage. Or fade into the static.

[tanzel]

*signs a magical scroll that rolls up in the air and dissipates into glitter*

the divorce is finalized

[yawningferret]

im so fucking pissed my neighbor KNOWS my movement speed passive only works in direct sunlight but she keeps casting call rain in a massive aoe. ive been late to work 5 days in a row man. im writing a complaint on the HOA page

[wiz-the-changeling]

Yes, my dear wizard, this is what I have been waiting for in a fortnight!

Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.

Enjoy, my mages.

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

are y'all still doing the skeleton war or is it finally over? all that undead fighting is causing my acne to flare up

[squigglyspellcastersociety]

From the Runecraft Reporter: "New rune unveiled with claims that it improves tower surveillance, but is criticized for clearly being a generous illustration of the runecrafter's anatomy."

[beefstatic]

Casting spell of don’t have covid

[lifeinthegladhouse]

sat 11.13.21

made a sigil for prosp and gratitude.

accidentally spilled offering water on it, let the ink run beautifully and buried it as a seed in our empty but soil rich planter box. used an old shelf to create an altar over the box, placed my plants, my candle lit and the remaining water on this makeshift altar. used my leftover lavender and sprinkled it like raining petals over all.

to keep us strong, in good faith, and hopefully soon in good company