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um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors
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tanzel · 9 months
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sacred geometry!!
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I support women in STEAM (Spells, Terrible creatures,Exciting flashes of light,Alchemy,and Magic).
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dotbalancer · 8 months
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horny wizards do not understand the absolute mystical fury you can unleash onto the world when you turn all your lust into pure powerful
GREED
you will PERISH under the ungodly wrath of the army of Tempulon
WE WILL PURLOIN YOUR COVETED SLUTTY ROBES!!
YOUR ARTIFACTS
ARE NOT
SAFE!!
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are y'all still doing the skeleton war or is it finally over? all that undead fighting is causing my acne to flare up
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ninjabot215 · 9 months
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I am preparing to return to my old tower (my parent's place), where I shall confine thyself to mine workshop (the garage). From within which I shall partake in alchemical sorcery (laptop repair) using the nectar of the gods (jbweld epoxy and silicone lube) to restore my damaged construct to its former glory (fix my laptops fucked up and deteriorating hinges) after a foul curse was placed upon it (MSI's shitty tuning and construction that makes their shit self destruct due to the fact that they make the hinges too tight and the metal piece literally is like a centimeter into the top lid and is being held on by plastic parts so whoops if you use your laptop too much that shit will break on you in 1-2 years and you bet your ass their repair center will count it as self-inflicted damage so even if its under warranty they won't do shit aND ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR YEARS APPARENTLY WHAT THE FUCK). Then once more my construct will be able to accompany me on my duties (fill spreadsheets, do classwork, play vidya, shitpost, and make smut).
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midwizard · 8 months
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i cast the spell of...
some guy clicks "keep reading"
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jamesmotorcompany · 7 months
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hm…? no, no, my wizardly friend, i still like you, its just…
you said you only had three attack points…? ah… condolences, my companion…
[furiously texting my friends] i need u to fetch my sorcerous glock IMMEDIATELY so i can SHOOT this loser
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saschacantrip · 1 year
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If I casted spell. I dont cast it bc I did. No I didn't 💜
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Spell of the day - 27.01.2023
unfold public transit
remember those folded parts between segments of bendy busses and some trams? this spell straightens them out
modification of the spell unfold which unfolds just whatever but isn‘t specialised enough to work on parts of larger vehicles
doesn‘t seem to have any effect on the function of any vehicles i‘ve seen it used on
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beefstatic · 2 years
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Casting spell of don’t have covid
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Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.
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Enjoy, my mages.
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tanzel · 8 months
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the fae took the fucking kids. cant have shit.
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I'm not a gossip so you didn't hear this from me BUT apparently my mentor and the alchemist from the apothecary used to date. apparently the break up was messy - the alchemist cursed my mentor for like a year every drink he had was always spoiled
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wodnes--coyotl · 2 years
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sat 11.13.21
made a sigil for prosp and gratitude.
accidentally spilled offering water on it, let the ink run beautifully and buried it as a seed in our empty but soil rich planter box. used an old shelf to create an altar over the box, placed my plants, my candle lit and the remaining water on this makeshift altar. used my leftover lavender and sprinkled it like raining petals over all.
to keep us strong, in good faith, and hopefully soon in good company
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transgenderer · 2 years
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i love spellposting as much as the next guy but nothing will top "i cast small your dick".
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