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this is a Cringefail Homossexual: Max Blum™ appreciation post.

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if we're gonna be living in increasingly horrible summers every year we really need to bring back the parasol.

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1989 → reputation → eras

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the plot of civil war in one image

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The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

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Aliens arent gonna visit us til we get all the fucking dirt off our planet its gross

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Incorrect SPN: Happy Endings

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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The Fall of the House of Usher | 1928 | dir. J.S. Watson & M. Webber

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TAYLOR SWIFT Bejeweled (2022)

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i should not be left to my own devices…

idea credit goes to my sister @emotionalteaspoon22 lol

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy

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Credit: James Morrison

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"How do you approach dressing for a red carpet?"