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Obi Wan: I want you to tie me down to the bed and do whatever you want

Cody: *ties him to the bed, tucks him in, and turns off the ligth* Shhh... Sleep, general

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This is Panthera Tigris. They love their personal space.

This is Panthera Leo. They love Panthera Tigris's personal space

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Hermione: And... Who are you?

Ron, chewing chocolate with his mouth open: Your future husband

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"I won't say i'm in love" Spirk edition!

*Spock is looking up at Kirk's portrait on the hall of honor of the Federation, holding a flower Kirk put on his pocket earlier*

Spock: if there's a prize

For rotten judgement

I guess i've already won that

No man is worth the aggravation

*Uhura and Sulu pop out from a pillar*

Spock: *throws away the flower but Sulu catches it*

That's ancient history

Been there, done that.

Uhura and Sulu, getting to his sides:

Who'd you think you're kidding?

He's the Earth and heaven to you

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you

Man, you can't conceal it

We know how you feel

And who you're thinking of!

Spock walks past them, covering his ears:

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Uhura: *pokes him*

You swoon

Sulu: *nudges him*

You sigh

U&S:

Why deny it? Oh-oh

Spock: *Scoffs, hugging himself*

It's too cliché

I won't say I'm in love

*Uhura offers him the flower again but Spock just walks past her, making her roll her eyes*

Spock stops in front of a window, watching the stars:

I thought my heart had learned its lesson

It feels so good when you start out

Logic is screaming, "Get a grip, Spock!"

Unless you're dying to hurt your hearts out

*Uhura and Sulu follow him, trying to get him to confess*

U&S:

You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feeling

*they push Spock against a gay flag*

Baby, we're not buying

Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling

Face it like a grown-up

When you gonna own up that you got, got, got it bad?

Spock, avoiding them as fast as he can:

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Uhura and Sulu, cornering him on the hall:

Give up, give in

Check the grin, you're in love

Spock, running away:

This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

Uhura and Sulu, chasing Spock:

You're doing flips

Read our lips, you're in love

*Spock gets into his room locking the door*

Spock:

You're way off base

I won't say it

Get off my case

I won't say it

Sulu and Uhura, pushing the flower under Spock's door:

Man, don't be proud

It's okay, you're in love

Spock, picking up the flower:

At least out loud

I won't say I'm in love

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I am not gay! But my boyfriend is!

-Sulu, probably

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GUUUUYS i unlocked my bois on the topps card trader!!

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Can you imagine like on the universe of Batman: Arkham Asylum being on the psych ward for something simple as a crashout or just anger management issues, and then the fucking Joker takes over and now you're surviving with people with depression, anger issues, stress related stuff and PTSD against all of the Gotham rouges and their boytoys just bc Gotham doesn't have a separate building for normal people with normal psych issues. Or maybe just visiting. Yeah. You're visiting your brother/sister with anger issues and end up posessed by scary sexy plant lady just because Joker went amok.

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Kylo: Where are my hoes at??

Hux, sitting with all the other generals: Ren how many times do i have to tell you not to adress your generals that way?

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MORE

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LOL again

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I saw this and i HAD to

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This sounds like what my drunk ass narcissist dad would send me in a text

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What is he seeing? 😏

Я в своей красной эре

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I created a monster. I showed a kid i babysit Star Trek TOS, and now he talks like Spock. Instead of saying "yes" he says "indeed". After we played catch he lowkey looked up at me and said "i require hydratation". Now his parents are looking at me weird.

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That guy from Solid Snake: They said i was crazy...

This screams clones to me

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This song makes me think of Spock and Kirk

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Chapters: ½ Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek) Additional Tags: First Dates, Awkward Flirting, First Kiss Summary:

Spock and Kirk have a first date. They’re both finding out stuff, and it’s awkward as hell. But they want to try. (Designed as a one-shot but i migth ad a Pon Farr extra)