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Helga: Rourke. What were you doing in your office with Thatch?

Rourke: We were practicing linguistics.

Helga: So, is that Scholar slang for "making out like animals"?

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Audrey: Where were you?

Milo: I was doing translations work...

Rourke: Hi, team.

Audrey: Hi, translations work...

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Hux: *talking to Mitaka about stuff*

Ren: *winks from the other side of the room*

Hux: I have to gay

Mitaka: What?

Hux: Go! To work! Bye! *walks towards Kylo*

Mitaka: Uh-huh

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Kylo: *sings a romantic song to Hux with horribly bad singing*

Millicent: *hisses terrified*

Phasma: *covers her ears*

Mitaka: *squeals running away*

Hux: *sighs undeniably in love* Oh, Kylo you're so romantic...

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Helga: You're getting too involved with Thatch.

Rourke: No i'm not!

Audrey: Rourke? You think the Cleopatra makeup needs more purle?

Rourke: Egiptians didn't had purple Audrey!! That is hollywood bullsh*t!!

Helga: *facepalms*

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I mean i love it but it made me think about this

More age reversal doodles

I like tiny Obi-Wan who initiate things

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Kylo: *exists*

Hux: Do i stab him 32 times with a card opener or do i kiss him?

Hux: *exists*

Kylo: *gay panic*

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Kylo: *gets into the bridge and sees everyone freaking out* What happened?

Phasma, recording everything: Mitaka called Hux "dad"

Kylo: So what? I call Hux "daddy" every nigth...

Phasma:

Kylo:

Hux: SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY AND YOU KNOW IT KYLO

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*Hux and Kylo break down a wall of the Resistance base, Kylo carrying Hux bridal style*

Kylo: We got hitched, bitches!

Hux: *shows off a gold ring in his finger* And it's about to become everybody else's problem!!

Leia: We're screwed.

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I was watching Atlantis: the lost empire with some kids i babysat and one of them said

"Why Elsa is evil here?"

I want to beat her punk ass but she is RIGTH!! WTF???

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Kylo: Phasma help! I accidentally asked Hux in a date!

Phasma: Do you want me to cancel for you?

Kylo: What? No! Should i wear the black shawl or the green one?

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Kylo: I'm not gay!

Hux: *starts punching the caff machine for giving him a cold caff*

Kylo: ... But maybe i am

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Kylo: *starts destroying a console*

Hux: *sighs* I'm going to hate sleeping with him...

Mitaka: Then don't do it...

Hux: Oh i'm gonna...

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When you're the main character but you spend half your time in the background reacting to everyone else's bullshit.

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Kylo: I need a hug... But also "hug" sounds like "Hux" That means i need a Hux... *wink* Think about it, General

Hux: *facepalm* ... Smooth.

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Kylo: *starts singing* When you wish upon a star...

Hux: *looking at his holopad, sipping caff* Nothing happens.

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Ahsoka: Lux Bontieri kissed me...

Rex: *clicks shotgun* I'll be back in a bit...

Anakin: *ignites ligthsaber* I'm a Sith now.