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I love how every 7 months my duck life posts find their target audience. It’s honestly a bright spot in my day.

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They are powerful cause according to my math they can eat over 200 opossums a year, as they are their favorite food.

Im kind of ashamed that ive gone this long in my life as a bonafide bird lover and yet i somehow didnt know these guys are named POWERFUL OWLS

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Nobody tell them about the man in the moon

I think I'm gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

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MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON

THEY EVEN HAVE THE EXACT BINDER PRINT

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

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The reason i never watch all the shows people recommend to me is simply that i am too busy watching all the shows i made up in my head.

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You should check out Lucas the Spider, my kid loves it and is now far more chill about bugs than every adult i know.

they're rebooting the pre-K show Wonderpets and decided one of the three main characters should be a snake this time. That's great honestly, little kids should be taught that snakes are just another animal and can be a cute animal. Hatred of them is already much rarer than when I was a kid myself. If only they'd made another of the three a tarantula or a hissing cockroach but baby steps I guess.

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Thank you cat wizard

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Foed…

p-oisoning

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good bye

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Richard Caravan Lesbian

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can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

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the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

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One time my husband told me I talked in my sleep and when I asked what I said he told me

“hey siri, take a note. The ship of Theseus: yes it’s the same ship.”

And idk if I meant the replacement pieces became the original ship, or if I meant that making a ship from the old pieces would be the same ship. Like cloning.

I think the idea here is what’s right. That the intention of the builders and the living nature of the building and ship is more important.

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We have a worm on a string toy for our cat to play with and my husband kept puppeteering it with cute noises, which made me SO sad to see the cat bite it that I forced him to give it lore.

It is now an immortal trickster spirit who cannot feel pain and likes to taunt cats for fun. It makes little screaming noises when caught because it’s getting its comeuppance for teasing people and animals.

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Bitches with anxiety love extremely creaky wood floors cause “if I as the resident cannot avoid the squeak then neither can the intruder who is sneaking into my bedroom.”

I’m bitches

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The warriors fandom is gonna go apeshit for this one

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn