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Hickey: Anything is art. A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts. Boom, I’m a millionaire.
Gibson: That’s actually pretty good.
Hickey: I know. I could call it “Holy Smokes.”
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Hickey: Should we get married?
Goodsir: What?
Hickey: Not that, an equivalent. Like, I abduct you and force you to live with me.
Goodsir: That’s not equivalent.
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Sophia: Ours was a doomed romance.
Crozier: Is there any other kind?
Sophia: Yes.
#incorrect terror quotes#Sophia Cracroft#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#source: the thrilling adventure hour#crocroft
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Silna: It’s a scary time.
Tuunbaq: We should make it scarier.
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Crozier: James is one majestic fella. His face is galloping off into the sunset.
#incorrect terror quotes#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#James Fitzjames#source: knitting time with willie#fitzier
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Hickey: I mean, I am quite small. Gibson: You are. Why is that, then? Hickey: Didn’t eat my vegetables.
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Crozier: Mr Hickey, describe to me exactly what happened when you left the ship.
Hickey: OK. Wow, this is brilliant!
Fitzjames: It’s not brilliant!
Hickey: It’s a bit brilliant. Can I tell you in my own words?
Crozier: Who else’s words had you planned to use?
#incorrect terror quotes#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#Cornelius Hickey#James Fitzjames#source: cabin pressure
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Goodsir: You killed Billy Gibson!? I thought you liked him. He liked you!
Hickey: HE DIDN'T LIKE ME! HE NEVER LIKED ME!
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Hickey: My life has become a never-ending game of “illegal or just frowned upon?”
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Irving: You’ll learn soon enough!
Hickey: Nah.
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Jopson: Captain, wake up.
Crozier: Shh, go back to sleep. It’s not morning yet.
Jopson: Yes, it is morning. Now come on.
Crozier: Okay, but how about a kiss first? A man needs motivation to get out of bed.
Jopson: That kind of motivation keeps a man in bed. I’m not kissing you. Now get up.
#incorrect terror quotes#Thomas Jopson#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#source: the tiger’s saga#jopzier
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Crozier: I'm old enough to be your father.
Fitzjames: Not unless you started young.
Crozier: I did.
#incorrect terror quotes#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#James Fitzjames#source: cabin pressure#fitzier
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Tozer: Something about Hickey makes me want to try and turn him into something bigger than he seems, but I honestly don’t think that he is.
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Crozier: Alright, I want to say something to my Thomases. Jopson, you’re a softie, but inside you’re a straight-up boss. Blanky, you’re the exact opposite. You inspire me and I love you.
#incorrect terror quotes#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier#Thomas Jopson#Thomas Blanky#source: parks and recreation#jopzier#cranky
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Goodsir: These racial politics feel hinky to me in a way that I think I may be too white to fully comprehend.
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