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Crozier: This should be an easy thing for Sir John to understand - and yet he remains a buffoon.

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Sophia: Ours was a doomed romance.

Crozier: Is there any other kind?

Sophia: Yes.

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Hodgson: That was bleak, right? The dog murder really comes out of nowhere.

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Fitzjames: I need you to sober up.

Crozier: First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why?

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Crozier: Did you ever imagine our adventures would end like this?

Blanky: The demon bear is a surprise.

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Little: Letting the girl go may have been a grave mistake.

Crozier: Maybe. Maybe not. Mercy is rarely a complete mistake.

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Crozier: That dress makes you look like a girl.

Fitzjames: Am I a pretty girl?

Crozier: Oh, well, um, you're- you're beautiful.

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Irving: Why are your tits out?

Hickey: Why aren’t yours?

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Bridgens: Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!

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Back in China:

Hodgson: Mission accomplished. And nothing bad happened.

Fitzjames: Well, I got shot.

Hodgson: Okay but you weren't killed, so not that bad.

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Tozer: You hear a lot about “this kid killed their mom in childbirth,” or whatever, right, very common story. Hickey pops out with a knife and shanks his dad right in the gut.

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Stanley: The first rule of being a doctor is "do no harm". Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

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Crozier: We can’t do it.

Sir John: We can do it, we will do it, and we are doing it. Does that answer your question?

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Franklin: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Crozier: I happen to bitch a perfect amount for someone in my situation.

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Evans: My talents include looking like I'm twelve, and saying thank you to bus drivers!

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Crozier: I like James, but I don’t know how to ask him out! I don’t know what to say!

Jopson: Just be yourself. Say something nice!

Crozier: Which one? I can’t do both!

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Crozier: Don’t you have somewhere to be? Like, getting your beauty sleep?

Fitzjames: I don’t need sleep to be beautiful.