#source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fabuloustrash05]

Vegeta, in a daze after getting beaten up in a fight: I’m fine… I love you, Bulma…

Bulma, panicking: HE’S NOT FINE!!

[emmikay]

Achilles, after winning a battle: It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy.

Diomedes: Real combat is NOT like a video game.

Patroclus, in the background: Hey, loot!

[the2fort9]

Medic: "The first rule of being a medic is "do no harm"." Medic: "Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm."

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Nice going, kid!

Julie: Wait, how do you have a copy of his spell?

Wally: I record everything.

Frank: Wait, what? What else do you have recorded?

Wally: ...

Frank: ...

Wally: Don't worry about it.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Wait, does that mean you put trackers on all of us?!

Everyone: *turns to stare at Engineer*

Engineer: *smiling nervously* Nooo.... No, of course I did...n't.

[devilsrecreation]

During The Hyena Resistance:

Reirei: There was a rockslide?! Why didn’t you tell us?!

Janja: Well, because I wanted us to fail

Janja: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW

[nerdasaurus1200]

Varian: Check out my invention! I call it a motorized wagon!

Rapunzel: Oh, can I drive it?

Eugene: No let me!

Lance: What’s this button do?!

Varian: Ah ah ah, Sophie drives.

Rapunzel, Eugene, and Lance: Why?!

Varian: Because she’s least likely to hit something just for fun.

Rapunzel, Eugene, and Lance: True.

[fandorkofeverything]

*Branch's knife goes flying and hits Clay in the leg*

Clay: *screams loudly in pain*

John: OH MY GOD!!!!! No, I'm gonna be sick!

Clay: *still screaming*

Bruce: Branch, what happened??

Branch: *in the distance* It was an accident!

Floyd: Bruce! Is Clay bleeding???

Clay: IT'S STILL. IN MY LEG!!!!!

*something comes flying at Floyd*

Branch: FLOYD, WATCH OUT!!!!!

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Ao Guang being a "Good Dad" XII

Ao Guang: "Disobedience comes with a stiff penalty, child."

Ao Bing: "Even for your son?"

Ao Guang: "Especially for my son."

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Good news! Broly is totally off the chain.

Vegeta: YOU MEAN YOU SET HIM FREE?!

Goku: What? No. “Off the chain” means he’s cool.

Vegeta: *sighs in relief*

Goku: And that’s why I set him free!

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Tish: Whenever I get stuck on a tough problem, I look for answers at my local library!

Tino, Carver, and Lor:

Tish: …it's a big place full of books.

Tino, Carver, and Lor:

Tish: THEY ARE LIKE COMICS, BUT THICKER.

Carver: Hohoho, okay!

Lor: Like comics!

Tino: Ahhh…!

Tish: UGHHH-

[pilkchocolate]

INCORRECT TWST: EPISODE 4

Floyd: I thought we were friends...I introduced you to all of my toes!

Riddle: You actually thought someone like me could be friends with a FREAK like you?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *muttering as bandages up Sally and Frank after their fight*

Frank: *looking smug as heck*

Sally: You are a poor winner, Franklin.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: INCOMIIIIIIII-*CRASH!*

Sniper: *raises his sunglasses to properly peer at the forcefield Scout has just crashed into* Huh.

Scout: *rubbing his forehead and backs up a little* THERE'S A FORCEFIELD?!

Scout: *grabs Sniper by the shirt* Why didn't you tell me?!

Sniper: *calmly* Well, because I wanted us to fail!

Scout: Wha-

Sniper: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!!

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: The first rule of being a doctor is "Do no harm."

Jeonghan: Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: What if It melts his brain?!

Bev: It won’t. And even if It did who’d know the difference?