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Hoping, I'm so done with this shit

homophobic redacted fans were NOT on my 2024 bingo card!

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Why are you so adamant on erasing straight people in the redactedverse. We also have a right to exist without you people making everything gay all the time.

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There is no one here who is "erasing" you guys and frankly this submission is disgusting. FYI, the moment you add "you people" into a sentence is the moment your argument becomes nul and void.

Do better.

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Happy pride month to David and Asher 🫶🌈

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Bro why you gotta be weird David and Asher arent gay, where are you even getting this from?

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Bitch you've gotta be kidding me.

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Random bitch: mmmm thunder thigh alert 

Alphonse: Aww they look so cute

Random bitch: with fat thighs like that, they need to wear longer shorts

Charlie: I want them to crush my skull like a watermelon

Random bitch: I like a curvy person but the curves have to be-wait what?

Auron: you call them thunder thighs, but are too cowardly to face the storm? *Glasses push*

Random bitch: THE STORM?!?!

Lucien: CRUSH MY FACE AND SEND ME TO VALHALLA IN GLORY

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THIS, FUCKING THIS.

If the waistband is the right size, I can't get my thighs into the pants. And god forbid I even attempt to accommodate for them. I'll end up looking like a packet of spaghetti.

AND THE BIG NECK THING. JESUS CHRIST I THOGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

Getting a suit is actually so humiliating if you're built like me. I have a thick neck and button up shirts either don't fit me or choke me, after that's done I need to get everything 2-4 sizes over tailor everything down because anything big enough for my arms and shoulders is too big everywhere else. Pants that fit my waist constrain my legs and also need to be bought oversized and tailored down.

I hate this stupid suit. I hate the weird passive agressive langauge store employees use when they're like "are you wearing *those* shoes with that?". I'm only buying it because my sister wants me to wear a suit to her wedding but if I had my way I'd never possess this diabolical symbol of sin and opulence.

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Oh shoot, happy born-day!

Hehehhe thank youuuu 😊

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉

(I may or may not be a little late)

THANK YOUUU, and you're not late dw :>

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎊🎈🥳🎂🎉🎉🥳🎈🎊

TY DUDE

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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY????

MERRY WOMB EVICTION DAY!

RAHHHHHHH THANKS BRO

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKIE WOOKIE!!!!!

HEJEBSMSBJSKSJSHWHJSJSHSBB THANK YOU POOKS ✨️

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

HOWS IT FEEL TO BE OLD?

AND DECREPIT?

AND OLD?

FUCKING AMAZING 👏

I'm like, a serious age now :D

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Ask game! List 5 things that make you happy then ask this to the last 10 people that have liked and re bloged things from you :)

My mom :>

Drawing

Talking about my oc's and developing their character/lore

Writing stories, scripts and other silly lil things

Shiny rocks

Ty for the ask ^^

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I WILLL, I'm making a vamps post as we speak lol, I also firmly believe that Porters tits could tear the fabric of reality as we know it.

Ahem, as requested

Rating the redacted boys' tiddies on a scale of SQUISH to flatter than my grandma's heart monitor line :>

Part 2 Cause y'all are filthy (dw me too)

Damn Crew:

Gavin

8/10, PILLOW, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED (I'm sleep deprived)

Damian

6/10, a bit on the leaner side, still would squeeze.

Huxley

11/10, I would sell my frontal lobe to poke it once.

Lasko

8/10, he has pudge, he beautiful and so are his assets. I will not take criticism.

[that-gothickitty]

Ahem, as requested

Rating the redacted boys' tiddies on a scale of SQUISH to flatter than my grandma's heart monitor line :>

Part 2 Cause y'all are filthy (dw me too)

Damn Crew:

Gavin

8/10, PILLOW, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED (I'm sleep deprived)

Damian

6/10, a bit on the leaner side, still would squeeze.

Huxley

11/10, I would sell my frontal lobe to poke it once.

Lasko

8/10, he has pudge, he beautiful and so are his assets. I will not take criticism.

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I'm actually crying, WHY ARE ALL OF YALL LIKING THIS????

Should i do a part 2??

I'm bored so...

Rating the redacted boys' tiddies on a scale of SQUISH to flatter than my grandma's heart monitor line :>

Part 1 ^_^

Shaw Pack:

Milo

10/10, WOULD SQUISH + ITS ACTUALLY CANON.

Asher

3/10, ehh, his personality is way bigger than his ✨️P E R S O N A L I T Y✨️ if ya know what I mean :/

David

8/10, Squishy and pillowy. Good for nomming on.

Christian

0/10, all the squish went to his thighs. No booby to speak of.

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HE HAS A DUMPTRUCK, NOT TITS

I'm bored so...

Rating the redacted boys' tiddies on a scale of SQUISH to flatter than my grandma's heart monitor line :>

Part 1 ^_^

Shaw Pack:

Milo

10/10, WOULD SQUISH + ITS ACTUALLY CANON.

Asher

3/10, ehh, his personality is way bigger than his ✨️P E R S O N A L I T Y✨️ if ya know what I mean :/

David

7/10, tiny layer of squish and then just muscle. Good for nomming on tho.

Christian

0/10, all the squish went to his thighs. No booby to speak of.