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"Energized with all the glory."

F!reader x FAMOUS!Satoru Gojo

♡ Tags. Female reader x Satoru Gojo, rough sex, drinking, uses of the words "princess", "my pretty", "my dear", and "Pretty girl", swearing.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. THIS IS SMUT.

Satoru is beautiful, and that's an understatement. Short, fluffy white hair, smooth fair skin, long white eyelashes, long fingers, a slim yet muscular build, a silky voice, glossy lips, and of course, his hypnotic blue eyes.

So, it's no surprise that a modeling agency came to him one day, or that he became famous in three days, and of course, it's not a surprise you saw him in every magazine, every post you see on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, you name it.

But, the supermodel saw you once, and was obsessed the very second it happened.

He just saw one of your random posts, and needed to know more about you.

So, he slid into your dm's.

...

And now, here we are, in his mansion, sipping red wine while you sit on his lap.

It was such a sultry and soft vibe, dim lights, him wearing a black tuxedo, and you wearing a beautiful red dress he bought you beforehand. And if you asked him why he did all this, he wouldn't tell you. Mainly because he himself doesn't know.

"Hm. I think you look really nice in that dress, my dear. It fits you perfectly, dontcha think?" He asks with his cheeky grin, booping you on your nose.

You nod in response, a soft smile on your lips as you look up at him. The wine is clearly expensive, maybe a bit too expensive for your liking. You're just a normal girl, living a normal life. You didn't expect this supermodel to invite you to his house, one of his many houses.

But, it all made sense after his endless compliments on how beautiful you are, and of course, it made even more sense when his hand started to wonder down your body, gently squeezing your nipples through the thin fabric.

"S-Satoru, H-he—" You get cut off by him pressing a gentle kiss to your lips, and you can feel his smirk from the way you try to hide your moan. His other hand starts to slip lower, rubbing against your thigh as you start to feel a poke against your ass.

"Hmm... It's okay, princess. Just relax for me, yeah?" He says with that charming smile, rolling up your dress to expose your panties that are soaking.

How can you say no? The supermodel let you in his house, gave you a fancy dress, fancy whine, and—he looks gorgeous. And, not very many people can experience this, so why not enjoy it?

And that's how you ended up in his bed, head pushed into the pillows, him ramming into you with the meanest thrusts you've ever had. You scream for him eyes rolling back while both your bodies continue to collide in a back-and-forth motion, him whispering "You're doing so good, my pretty— fuck- not many can take me this well~" he slurs out, leaning down to bite your shoulder.

"S-Satoru, p-please, be gentle— nghh- y-you-" You cut yourself off with a streaking moan when he goes faster, and you can feel his smirk when he talks.

"D-oh, why would I be gentle when I h-have the best pussy in the world r-right here?" He asks in a low and breathless way, voice high like he's about to moan or cum.

You don't answer, you can't answer. You just keep babbling his name, the feeling of him pushing in and out of you, hands rubbing circles into your hips, and his whines, it's all too much.

"Pretty g-girl, I-I fuck, I'm g-gonna c-c-" But he can't even finish his sentence when you clench around him. He cuts on the spot, strings of long and hot cum shooting into you. You follow suit, with him still grinding against you through both your orgasms, leaving you overstimulated and shaking, not to mention out of breath and about to pass out.

But, he quickly lets go of you and rolls you over, smiling as he pushes the hair out of your face. How does he look so pretty even after sex?

"You okay? Did I hurt you too much?" Yes. He hurt you a bit too much. But was it worth it? Oh, hell yeah.

You fucked a supermodel.

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Chuuya: Ass, thighs, or tits?

Dazai: Knees.

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I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS TOO

So does Dazai actually have a bunch of scars (self inflicted and other) under his bandages or is that just something we as a fandom collectively made up and agreed on like a mutual headcanon?

I mean I see where that would come from it makes sense to the point where I have 100% accepted that as canon (and I think literally anybody else too) I just wonder if there is concrete evidence that’s he has scars (I haven’t read all of the manga yet) or has it been confirmed?

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"Energized with all the glory, thinking of it just made me horny!"

(Famous AU × fem!reader smut)

By the way, I made a song and that's a line from it. ^^

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Coralline!!! Bro, I love that movie, the stop motion is so good, and the colors, I js can't.

rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

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You know that moment when you're in the most NORMAL situation ever but you accidentally make a weird noise?

Well, I was scrolling on Facebook and saw how many likes one of my posts got and made an "Ah~!" Sound. So... I js kinda awkwardly went like

"Oh.. wow... didn't expect to see that, ah, that- that physically hurt me. Why is this a thing?" While my family looked at me weirdly.

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Fingers.

F!reader x whichever man you wanna read it as.

(First time doing an "any man you think fits" story, so-)

You were going to your local grocery store to buy your weekly supplies like you do every Saturday. It wasn't anything new, you walked down the isles and got done in about thirty minutes. You walked to checkout to see a new worker...Never seen him before.

He smiled politely at you as he started to scan your items. He has that fluid motion of someone who's done it for years... It doesn't make any sense...

"Cash or credit?" His words cut you off of your thoughts, looking up at him and handing him your credit card. "Credit, please."

After one swipe, it doesn't work. Not because it declined, just because it isn't working. So, he swipes it again. "Sorry, this happens sometimes." He says, now trying to scan it.

After a few tries, he finally gets it to work.

"Sorry for the inconvenience, mi amor." He says quietly, helping you to load the bags into your cart.

You couldn't help but notice just how nice his hands were, specifically his fingers. They were long, and they looked strong, too. Nails were perfectly trimmed. So, you decided to compliment him on them.

...

And that's how you ended up in the back of the store, his fingers plunging in and out of you skillfully, desperate moans flowing from your lips while he smirks.

"You like that, mamas? My fingers really that nice?" He says with a click of his tongue, thumb going to rub your clit while he adds another finger in your whole.

"Y-yeah— Fuck, how many t-times have you done this?" You ask in a chaste and hurried tone, struggling to keep your eyes from rolling back.

"I've done it enough times, to say the least. But, nobody's ever complimented my fingers before, so that's a first."

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"Not even the gods can stop me now"

Anyway- @chuuyascumsock @mncxbe @baby-tini @little-miss-chaoss @c-h-e-r-r-i-e-s @heycharrr @oldaddictedtophoto-blogsachiyo @lxnarphase

Last sentence tag game

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Thanks for tagging me @mothboypoison!♥

“Every night he would do the same despite being tired from work and his own injuries.”

Tagging: @fyodorkitkat @frankenjoly @techni-kolor @anticidic @irritablepoe @pumpkinsinaugust and anyone who wants to♥

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You too 💫😌

Happy Solar Eclipse Y’all 😎

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"Ya' think I'm fat?"

Suguru Geto x F!reader.

♡ Incl. Pussy eating, a lot of that, swearing, a lotta smut, MDNI, NSFW, I guess negative body image, if any of ya'll are uncomfortable with that? And yeah.

You and Suguru were just lying on the bed together, doing your own little things while he lays on your thighs. Before he turns to you, pausing the video on his phone.

"Do you think I'm fat?" He asks, looking up at you for a brief moment.

"What?" You ask, before it clicks. He hasn't been eating for days but hasn't been complaining about it. Does he think he's getting out of shape?

"No, Suguru. I think you're actually getting skinnier..." You say, slightly sarcastically but having a lot of truth in it.

"So I should eat you more?" He says "you" a little too quietly, so you don't hear him when he does. The little bitch.

"Yeah! I could cook you something, or—" but before you could finish your sentence, he already has his hands on the hem of your shorts, easily pulling them down along with the pretty panties you have on.

You blink a few times, before trying to get his hands off of you, just kinda shocked he did that so suddenly and smoothly. He looks up at you, your attempts are useless. He's a pussy master.

"S-Suguru— C- What the fuck?!" You shout, but he ignores the question, pressing his tongue against your thigh and licking his way up to your folds. The way he doesn't hesitate has your face heating up and your mind spinning. You can't even protest, as he starts to suck on your clit so gently.

"S-S--" You moan before you can finish your protest, clenching around nothing while your hands find his hair. You've given up on trying to protest against him, and just let him, moaning while your legs twitch.

He keeps sucking, tongue slipping into your entrance while he lazily holds your thighs. He slowly gets into the feeling of, "It's sweeter than I remembered." So, you're in for a while or him eating. It is what you wanted, right? For him to eat more, right? Shoulds been more specific.

He makes you squirt over his face three times, cumming again and again, and he just licks it off like it's frosting. He fucking loves it and won't slop devouring you. You've been moaning his name for hours at this point, and each time you think you've came all you could, he rips another load out of you, along with a moan from your lips.

Eventually, he comes to an end, when he gets a call from Satoru to come to class.

He ate you all night. He did that. And it wasn't the first time, either.

After he got you dressed and himself, he held your hand as he walked out of the door, muttering a small, "Y'know, you were right, babe. I should eat more often."

(@jcbvtch and @mncxbe (my love) for the idea of who to do it with.)

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(At least I think this is you? 🤔 🙃)

HAHA I FOUND UR PINTEREST

(We have very similar pages-)

WHAT-

Proof or it didn't happen.

I'm glad we're similar hehe

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better🌹💕

AWEEEEE!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO SWEET!!

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I have an idea for a smut with an anime dude...

NSFW BELOW THE CUT

Your boyfriend was already in shape. He looked great, no doubt.

But when he offered to eat you instead of junk food to, "lose weight," you didn't exactly say no.

(And that's basically my idea. Now, tell me, which character should I use?)

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My tips on getting healthy.

Don't eat junk food!!!

Eat pussy instead. Trust me, it's a lot better.

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I hate when ppl come for me about random ass things that offend them. Like, bitch—

does it break into your home and steal your meemaw’s ashes? Does it make you question your life decisions? (Prolly but still)

It's not doing anything to you so stfu.

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My fur-baby ❤️‍🔥