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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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I appreciate you.

Clichè AU’s you should avoid.

A/N: Honestly, I did that not only for you but also for myself. So that we don’t overuse clichés, even if we like some of them. Also, sorry for being snarky and sassy.

AU’s:

Nerd/Bad Boy.

Nerd/Cheerleader.

Unpopular girl / The player.

Student/Teacher.

Ya’ll need therapy. DM me and I give you the mobile number of my psychologist.

Alpha/Beta/Omega.

After reading a A/B/O story I can’t look into my dogs eyes anymore. 

That School Work fanfiction where the partners hate each other.

Every forced together story. 

Kidnapped by a celebrity.

Looking at the 1D Fandom.

That babysitting stories, where the OC/Reader babysitts celebrities who are indeed at the same age as the OC/Reader. 

Again, the 1 D fandom.

Unpopular girl/boy gets popular over summer or after someone gives them a ‘make-over’.

Fake dating stories.

“I need a boyfriend to impress my parents or to show that I’m not a spinster.”

Suddenly moving away stories.

Main character finding out they’re moving away 2 seconds before they move away.

Really tragic ophran story.

Rich boy/girl and poor boy/girl story.

That Werewolf story where the Alpha is an asshole and finally meets his soulmate. 

Him being so possesive.

Wants her to have his puppies.

She’s the Luna.

She’s an Omega or human. 

Mate gets kidnapped because the rival pack is worse and the Alpha has to free them.

Alpha is the strongest Alpha in America. He is feared by everyone but that one asshole. 

Soulmate is a rogue wolf.

He’s a black and she’s a white wolf.

Soulmate stories.

Being colour blind until they touch each other.

Looking into each others eyes.

Touching each other for at least 3 seconds.

That soulmate tattoo.

Mom is marrying suddenly and the guy has a son who is surprisingly the hottest player in High School, but OC/Reader never knew about that.

Arranged marriage stories.

Boy/Girl gets dared to date the unpoular girl/boy.

Girl goes to a ‘all boys’ school.

Model goes undercover in a high school.

Girl surrounded by 65563 hot guys.

The new girl/boy in High School.

Love Triangles.

“I love you, but I love Geraldo Fuckero. I’m so confused and… it’s always you… but Geraldo and me against the world 5 eva.” *pulls off Elena Gilbert*

The chosen one story.

The main (16 y/o) character being the only one who can save the world.

Girl falling in love with her brother’s best friend.

Falling in love with childhood friend.

To make that tragic, they didn’t see each other for 20 years.

Main lead falling in love with the villain, who is actually an antihero, or who is actually misunderstood and fluffy but also 100% BDSM.

Redemption story.

Main lead changes him to be good again.

Villain never changing the main lead because the good and unrealistic ever wins.

That one creepy stalker story.

Not a cliché, but the weird rape and incest love stories.

He shows her all the BDSM things. 

I’m looking at you 50 Shades of fake bdsm and abuse.

Bodyswap.

Of course, they hate each other. 

Genderswap.

The story where the main lead thinks they are human, but guess what, they are quarter fish, quarter pile of shit and half tomato and two drops of Tom Hiddleston’s tears.

Virgin Sacrifice Stories. 

Bruh.

The hero saves them 0000.1 seconds before they’re killed.

Dystopia Stories. 

The goverment is the villain. 

The army is the villain.

Main lead rebels.

Main lead is special.

Someone gets bitten by a zombie and hides it.

“You smell that?”

“Do you hear that?”

The hero who wants to safe everyone and everything and does not want to kill and is all puppy.

The ‘asshole’ who is right.

Asshole wants to be the leader but the hero steps in and tells the asshole he should have more faith in whatever and blah.

Hero turns into asshole and kills people later. 

Looking at Clarke from The 100. 

Finding keys in random cars.

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REBLOG TO BE ADOPTED BY ME, YOOSUNG KIM

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Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

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Hiatus

I had so many ideas of Headcanons for the RFA that I'm not sure if they're good? I've no inspiration to write them..does anyone want to make a few requests??

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Hi~ matchup if its okay I'm 5'6, bisexual female and I am cubby™ and pale af. I have my hair shaved on the sides and around chin length on top I dye it regularly (currently pink to purple). I'm intp-t Slytherin, I love doggos and have an adorable mutt called Dobby. I'm sorry I'm not sure what to write but I like to draw and watch way to much anime. Thank you ~ love your blog~

Hi!! Aw thank you! 😄 I'm glad you like my blog! -DRUM ROLL- I ship you with...Seven Zero Seven!! 👉 You're a Slytherin? I bet the both of you would be the most mischievous couple out there. (RIP RFA) He loves your punkiness! He'll probably dye himself some crazy colors! Maybe even persuade you to try some dressing up in the bedroom ehh? 😋It makes things a lot easier that you draw and watch anime since he's a recluse in his house. Sometimes when he's working, he'll love all the drawings you do. (Ofc it's a distraction but he LOVES it) especially when you surprise him But, at the day's end, when works over: he'll cuddle on over to you and wouldn't mind watching whatever anime is on the computer screen.((I hope you like it!! Sorry I took so long!)

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Reblog if it is 182948291093733% ok to randomly message you and become friends

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

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Hi👋I know you're busy but if you have time,could I get a matchup? I'm female, have long chestnut brown hair and light green eyes. I'm quite pale. I'm a smol bean of 5'2 and a bit curvy which I like. I speak English and French. I'm a hardcore otaku with a terrifying manga collection and a love for otome games😁. I want to become a psychiatrist. . I love Ghibli films, my iPhone case is no face. I'm an introvert. I'm the mom friend but I've accepted it. I love cats too. Thank you😁

I match you up with Jumin!! 👈Jumin communicates in many different languages; especially English and French. He'd love talking to you! He normally doesn't watch too many movies, but he'd be fascinated with Studio Ghibli.Jumin making you crepes and a warm pot of. Coffee every morning?? A rose in the vase?? This man knows how to make sure that every morning is romantic.He also really appreciates who you are as well! You're a mom friend who offers great advice, and he loves the fact that you love cats. (Cue Elizabeth Thirds approval)He'd also be willing to do anything and everything to support your dreams and wishes!

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Hey, I'm the anon that asked for the matchup, I just typed I know you're busy instead of I know you're probably busy, god I'm awkward I just didn't want to sound creepy😬thanks

Oh no it's okay!! My phone didn't alert me that you asked. I'll get right on it! 😄

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Grim Reaper

I could compare you to nature But in all honesty, you’re just human A soul whom doesn’t ponder nor wander A soul that notices he is no soul at all But a numbness walking I devoted every inch of mine to allow you to breathe Yet the compromises I made never made you stay You were satisfied with dumb and flesh while I yearned and dreamed beyond the vision of which you see me as. -- It is only natural that media has blinded the ignorant and naive Yet I am an outcast in mindless crowds Of the dumb and blind And I realized that the sad truth is that the only soulmate for me was me. -- I am not satisfied with your connections to soil or lust-bounded ways My x-ray vision can see beyond your lies and the movements of which you give away What may be so sad isn’t sad at all. To tell you the truth, --- I am a Grim Reaper, I collect for intriguing and I visit the world of humans only once every decade I am a lucky star that many may not notice But in terms of love, The only one that needed it most was myself. --- With this soul of mine, I am fiercely immortal And in the end, I shall collect the dues of which is mine: Love. It may not happen in an instant, but I am willing to wait a millenia for a star like me.

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I'm so down for this tbh

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

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Hi! I'd like a matchup please? I'm 5'3, kinda chubby. I have short brown hair (in a pixie cut, sort of) I love cats and children. I'd like to go into some sort of teaching job. I can go from being completely serious in one minute to quoting memes and laughing the next. I love makeup a bit too much. I'm always either in a band shirt or some sort of space shirt (Wow, i just realized how much of a nerd i am) Thank you!!

Your Matchup would be Seven! 👉 You love cats AND children?? You're so pure With Seven you'd both share being a teacher and studentYou help him keep his feet on the ground. Seven would love to see you wearing his jacket! 😉*Getting married at the Space Station anyone?? *Insert laughs bc hot damn ur both cute but he thinks you're both cute

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Surprises coming up~

Hey guys!! Thank you so much for being supportive of the HCS I've been posting! I've got some good ideas on what to post! Stay tuned!! Don't worry I've not died lol, so don't worry~

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Fluffy Vanderwood HCs

Fluffy Vanderwood HCs (I'm sorry I took so long!!) 👉 This boy loves cheetah print, and has an obsession with late eighty's to early 90s fashion 👉He actually really likes Michael Jackson, Thriller and dancing to Prince too 👉He loves shopping for grunge-looking glasses 👉He really loves Aesthetics 👉 Winter is one of his favorite seasons, due to him being able to wear his formal sort of biker wear that would normally be too hot in the summer 👉 As much money as he makes, he really likes to go to the Dollar General or Dollar Tree to find deals on cleaning supplies 👉He's a dog person; has a heart for puppies that are abandoned. (he's a dog dad) 👉 He loves vinyls, and would absolutely love to dance with MC 👉 This boy would play air guitar while listening to Journey

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save! the! bees!