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in apocrypha. straight up "obtaning it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. forbigden noledge

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need to see how many peach rings i can fit on it

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I find it fascinating that they let Legolas go on the journey, because speaking in terms of politics, letting the only known Prince of Mirkwood go on a life-threatening journey to Mordor, presumably, without letting the king of Mirkwood know, is batshit insane.

Random elf: my Lord, are we sure about this?

Elrond: Yup. Because if he does die and the mission fails, Thranduil will kill us faster than Sauron will.

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Dorian x Inquisitor Lavellan Kisses

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Shabbos before the Jewish New Year!

Help Bubbeh Yenta get ready for Rosh Hashanah, and don't forget to tell the monsters to bring the honey.

https://amazon.com/dp/B0CC6HLP1H

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Neil learning how to sign "don't be a dick"

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have you ever witnessed a man sarcastically unravelling earphones?

context: chat were begging him to do something about his permanently tangled earphones and he told everyone to Neil With It

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Neil learned what "zaddy" means

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jewish vampires with legitimate moral dilemmas because they’re not allowed to injest blood

jewish vampires who laugh at crosses and holy water

jewish vampires who light candles on shabbat and refuse to feed on friday nights because they want to rest on the sabbath

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okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

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dumbass

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Oh, you can't conceive of a critique of religion where the solution isn't that "all religion must be abolished"? Skill issue.

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The collection is complete!!! This series of portraits took so long 😭 but I am happy with how they turned out 🥲💕

These will all be available as prints when my shop launches on Friday! And, if you’re interested in a giveaway for the whole set, check out my instagram (same username!) where we’re celebrating 15k 🥰

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"kill em with kindness" wrong potion of transexuality

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"we need more weird queer people!!!"

u can't handle women who r men. or non-binary amab people. or aro/ace people. or unlabeled people. or-