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Xayah: Babe, I'm home.

Rakan: Did you bring any chocolate?

Xayah: Uhm, no. They were out of it.

Rakan: Aww man! Guess I'll have to go to the neighbouring galaxy's stores for it.

Xayah: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea...

Rakan storms off the house anyway

Saki stares at Xayah and makes some sounds

Xayah: What? That kind of chocolate we found is rare and excellent, I couldn't hold myself Xayah slightly chuckles

Saki sighs

Xayah: Hey, I didn't really think he'd go that far just for this.

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Xayah: Rakan, would you mind going to the supermarket and get some groceries?

Rakan: Sure babe, what do you n-

Xayah: And don't buy chocolate this time, we don't have a money tree.

Rakan: ...Fine, do you have a list or-

Xayah: And don't cause havoc if you see a Star Guardian or the line is long.

Rakan: You're killing me babe!

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Is there a star guardian you hate the most or you hate them all on the same level?

Xayah: The one I hate the most is that she fox, thinking she is so great and all, and trying to seduce Rakan in the past.

Rakan: I'd need to throw a party and invite them to know for sure.

Xayah: That's never gonna happen.

Rakan: How lame! Well, the little green one seems annoying..

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Rakan: Hey Xayah.

Xayah: What's up babe?

Rakan: You know that we are in space, right?

Xayah: And?

Rakan: And you're looking kind of sus...

Xayah kicks Rakan out of the house for the day

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Neeko got bit by strange bug, Neeko don't feel good

Xayah: That's good news, one less to go against with and while the Star Guardians are being off guard for now.

Rakan: Easy peasy! Didn't even have to move a finger! Get ready to be destroyed!

Xayah: You're not supposed to yell any intention or plan we have... slight facepalm

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To anyone that is still following this or waiting for a new post

I had been very busy these past months, even my last post was months ago, eek. So yeah, now I am more free and I also graduated from school (wooo). So, if you would like me to start making more posts in here again, tell me anything on replies. I can't really be bothered to run a dead blog if my followers don't want me to or they have forgotten this after such inactivity.

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Xayah! Would you be willing to die again, if it was for rakan?

Xayah: I don't answer stupid questions for stupid people.

Rakan: That means yes by the way.

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Hey I have a tumblr blog

Hi

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I need asks, now that I am freeeee for some time.

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Happy new year everyone!

Shall 2020 be a better year.

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Rakan: Merry Christmas Xayah! Rakan gives her his present

Xayah: ..merry Christmas babe. Xayah does the same, slightly smiling

Rakan unwrapping his present: NO WAY! HOW DID YOU KNOW? Rakan takes out the present's content WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS SWEATER OF ME?

Xayah: Well, I knitted it myself.

Rakan: You're the best! Now open mine. Rakan smiles brightly

Xayah unwraps her present: Oh, it is two action figures of us, together.

Rakan: I made them. Do you... like it?

Xayah smiles: Yes, I do. Thanks.

They both kiss

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Do you really think you could take on all the guardians? 2 of you vs 11 of them? Maybe 3 if Zoe isn’t so selfish? You’re not exactly any more powerful than you were before death.

Xayah: Nonsense, death made us more powerful than before. Also you shouldn't underestimate Zoe that much.

Rakan silently counting with his fingers in the back

Xayah: If we were to end this, we'd use something against them or take them down in small groups.

Rakan whispering: Huh 11 are many..

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I just wish I could marry you both. I cry whenever I remember this is not possible

Rakan: I- I am not feeling comfortable..

Xayah: Then I guess you will be crying forever till the day you die. Xayah chuckles

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Hate to tell you this but, you are nothing but toys to Zoe, she'll toss you both aside when she gets bored with you

Xayah: What an original and creative comment. Let me put you in the line to the "No one asked you".

Rakan: I am getting ANNOYED by you all who keep telling us that! You do not want to see me annoyed or mad!

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The fox is now a thick winter coat

Rakan: I'm scared to ask what you mean.

Xayah: Really now? Yeah, whatever. Who cares for her anyway? Only idiots.

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Have a shitpost while I think of a new chat

Meanwhile me on Syndra mains server

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Hi there, how are you? Been a while since last time, you know, when life transformed to an arm wrestler and wins every fight against me.