the-four-robins

[the-four-robins]

I'm not the little (definitely lurking) bird, sure, but I'd like to think I can kick ass better than him anyway. Sit tight, Riley

- RH

I have one thing to say and one thing only:

/✨The Joker Can Fuck Off✨\

Joker is robbing the bank y'all. Gotta hide my phone to type. Send help?

[the-four-robins]

It was one of the rotating villains, sorry about that. hopefully the power's back everywhere, if not it should be in the next thirty minutes. Your power outage setup looks cozy, at least! The candles are awesome.

- N

Is the power out because of the weather or were the lines cut because of some villain? Both are equally possible.

[the-four-robins]

Hey, I noticed that he never seems to be involved with this, so Awesome Sword Robin, any embarrassing stories about the other ones? Because you seem coolest.

I'm willing to give you pics of my dog, if you want.

I am the "coolest," thank you for noticing, emistar0. Not many people seem to notice it at first. Red Robin disagrees about me being cool at all, but I once saw him trip on his own cape over the side of a building so this arguments against my level of coolness don't hold much merit. Hopefully that satisfies your curiosity about us.

Please send any pictures of your dog that you have.

- R

P. S. Hey there, just letting you know that "Awesome Sword Robin" has a naturally super dry text voice. He's *very* pleased by the compliments, and he took an extra five minutes to sheathe his katanas after he read this. He's definitely subtly preening. Generally he stays off of social media, for a mix of ethical, legal, and personal interest reasons, but he pops up every now and again.

Don't worry about Red Robin either, he caught himself on a fire escape a few feet down and was just a little bruised by the ordeal (his body *and* his pride). Cheers!

- N

[the-four-robins]

IM SO SORRY

- N

ROBIN FUCKING BIT ME?!?!?$(:&$:&3

[the-four-robins]

This is... not inaccurate.

Well, a little inaccurate. Batman is 6'8" with the ears and the boots and I was a very bendy 4'5" child with a looming, sentient shadow. It was a terrifying combination :D

- N

[the-four-robins]

It might have been

- RH

Only in Gotham are EXPLODING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS a real problem what the ho ho holy fuck is this city

- RH

[the-four-robins]

I WISH I HADN'T

It's not even all of them it's only SPECIFIC STRINGS

- Red Hood

Only in Gotham are EXPLODING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS a real problem what the ho ho holy fuck is this city

- RH

[the-four-robins]

Only in Gotham are EXPLODING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS a real problem what the ho ho holy fuck is this city

- RH

[the-four-robins]

Welcome to Gotham :)

- Nightwing

Leave it to me to realize that there’s actually a lot of Gothamites online... this shouldn’t have surprised me as much as it did.

But!! Here’s my attempt to be social! Feel free to send in asks and interact! I might take a bit to reply to things between school and work, but I’ll do my best! 💖

[the-four-robins]

Oh thanks, you're totally right but did you have to remind me is the question

- RR

Also Red Robin appreciation

Because he seems like he dose not have his life together and that’s much more relatable.

[the-four-robins]

ohmygodplease I'll pay you back in cash I swear

-RR

It's quiet out tonight so fuck it.

[the-four-robins]

Ugh wish that were me right now but nooo I have to patroool

-RR

It's quiet out tonight so fuck it.

[the-four-robins]

Red Robin just flat out SPRINTED to get some. Nightwing and I already have. Robin is in the middle of a glass right now.

How in the fuck? have you managed to become a civilian parent-person to four vigilantes? seriously. I don't get it

-RH

@the-four-robins HAVE YOU HAD WATER TODAY?!

[the-four-robins]

To whoever tried to tell Batman I'm dating Superboy: Yeah, he's aware. Pls. He is so incredibly aware of this fact. Why did he get told 3 times this week??? The week isnt even over yet??? Are there multiple people doing this???

-RR

[the-four-robins]

Hmmm that doesn't sound legal, moral, or ethical but yknow if the adults are doing it I can always tag along too and see how fun it is (/joke)

-RR

0.0 sooooo I'm staying late again to help the doc finish his experiment...

It's done. And now he's going to start human trials.

And I haven't done much tonight.

I'm currently using the bathroom as an excuse.

[the-four-robins]

You know Tempest it's so easy to just Not 😑 /j

-RR

I JUST SAW RR AND SUPERBOY(the older one ofc) FUCKING K I S S I N G ON THE ROOF ACROSS FROM MINE?????

[the-four-robins]

That's really uncalled for, no need for that

pls dont he'll be insufferable lmao

In fact I'm lucky he hasn't seen this yet

-RR

I JUST SAW RR AND SUPERBOY(the older one ofc) FUCKING K I S S I N G ON THE ROOF ACROSS FROM MINE?????