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Normal vampire lord behavior.

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Astarion Ancunin and Tyrus Aman’del after killing Cazador and (un-) living their best (un-) lives adventuring and exploring the world.

Since both once mentioned how good the other would look in their respective outfits, Tyrus naturally gifts his lover the sun-protecting Cloak of Dragomir (since he is the only one who can wear that dusty rag with grace), while Astarion fulfils his dream of putting silver elven chainmail on his lover. + braiding his beautiful white hair at every opportunity. After all, his necromancer husband should be properly protected - while being as pretty as possible.

This scenario is definitely what will happen at the end of @asterdurge fanfic Perfect Slaughter! I cannot be convinced otherwise!!

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Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 5-6

That’s all

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Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 4

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Inspired by the movie poster of "The Handmaiden" (great movie, go watch it)

Depicting the dynamics of the three main characters of the fanfic "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

I tried to give Caz the most Dracula-esque outfit possible, even added a little bat brooch. A man who keeps hundreds of bats in his dark castle (so that everyone who sets a foot inside knows that they are entering a vampire lair) would wear something like that.

Also Tyrus using Message to quietly communicate with his Astarion.

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Dead Rats & Bad Apple

chapter 1~3

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A moments embrace |25022024 - | based on "Perfect Slaughter" by asterdurge

reader discretion is advised, pls read the tags before checking it out

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“Am I good for nothing, then?”

What's better than one traumatized, handsome vampire elf? That's right: Two traumatized, handsome vampire (dark-)elves!

Another depiction of the lovely Tyrus from the BG3 fanfiction "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

This time with his beloved Astarion while both are miserable, suffer from panic attacks and try to comfort each other! Yay!

Happy Valentine's Day <3

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Based on the lovely and terrible fanfiction "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

The sweet drow vampire OC drinking the blood of this cute rabbit is the least worst thing happening in Chapter 19. The rest of the story about the undead life in the Szarr palace is also quite sad and horrible but this chapter really takes the cake.

Please mind the tags!

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Highborn sisters and brothers Part 3! Finally with our dearest asoiaf twins :D Cersei and Catelyn are basically just grown-up versions of their (eldest) daughters.

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The oldish generation of highborn sisters and brothers from Westeros who are - as of now - mostly dead :D Well, there is still some hope for little Dany.  (Part 2)

Here Ned and Oberyn are both in their late teens/early twentys as their beloved sisters died at that age.  

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The younger generation of highborn sisters and brothers from Westeros who have (mostly) the same color palette.  (Part 1)

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The Prophecy of the younger, more beautiful one.

I'm a huge fan of all the theories regarding the lady who will eventually cast Cersei down and I think it might be a combination of young woman and girls that all partly take away the few bits of Cersei's life that she actually cares about. While I also liked to see Lady Brienne of Tarth up in this list (as a knight whose beauty isn't skin deep but rather shines from her very soul - a fact Jaimie Lannister eventually realises) I choose the young queens and the ones that have/had potential to be a queen in the future. [Might later update this version with Shireen Baratheon who (just like Brienne) is far more beautiful on the inside and would eventually be a queen if daddy Stannies gets his claim to the iron throne.]

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The Lioness

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Such adorableness and tragedy considering how each pair was torn apart permanently :( There is only hope for the sweet sansan reunion! 

Sketch requests part 2:

1. Theon for @damphair

2. Ned and Cat for anon

3. Sandor for @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly

4. Jaime with Princess Rhaenys for @wickedjaime

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Mother of Dragons

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Everything in this picture is so beautifully precious. You can practically feel the warmth and love so much as if you were lying in the cozy bed next to the fuzzy puppies. Also the hairiness of our proud daddy Sandor <3

Here is my gift to @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly for the SanSan Secret Santa! The prompt was: puppies, babies, safe and sound.

I wanted to make a cozy and intimate scene so here is all the family having a nice time in the evening. The children sneaks into their parents’s chambers because they don’t feel like ending the day just yet. Even if they are tired, Sansa and Sandor are always happy to be with their little “pups”. Look at that (not too) goofy Sandor, being happy to be with the woman he loves and fool around with his boy.

It was very fun to draw the shadows of the different light sources. I sweated to draw all those puppies and fur (and yes i’m talking about Sandor too, haha!) This is my first time drawing dogs and I think it shows…ho well, I’m happy with the result.

I was SO happy to have @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly as my Giftee! Her blog is easily my favourite on tumblr. I love everything she posts, a flavoury mix of science, animals, history, SanSan and ASOIAF excellent metas and informations. She is so organised and down to heart, it is always pleasure to read her!

Thank you for everything you do for our beautiful Fandom. I hope you like my drawing! 

Happy Holidays!