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I may or may not love this song

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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

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I trust that this will find the audience it needs

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i need a shirt that says "Hate my life, love my wife" to exist. It's just a black shirt with that written in white.

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Real footage of my hair losing yet another battle with the wind

It wimdy

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Well now we have another lead on who sexed up the apples

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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More 'please draw my bike as a horse' commissions from yesterday! Although a lot of bikes look similar in colours, it's always nice when people tell me about how they see their bike so I can pick out a breed and personality.

Horse breeds & backstories for these under the cut:

The first commissioner said they imagined their bike as stocky draft horse because the bike is built solid and super heavy and durable. I picked a Clydesdale:

Here's a Clydesdale draft horse! I went with a brown horse and brown bags with black tack, to match the style of the really strong and durable horses that pull carts. This one's in a more ceremonial get-up, similar to the drafts that pull parade floats and such. I hope you like him!

The second bike's owner said that the brake cables had been modified: "the bike brakes like sh*t and I always crash into others when they brake in front of me. It's a bit dangerous bike, but still love it". I went with a Thoroughbred.

Racehorse!! I think a bike with brake issues is very Thoroughbred coded. I gave them a bit of a mischievous expression and the hot pink accents on the bike for the saddle and leg wraps. I hope you enjoy!

They even drew my design afterward, which I think is so cute...

The last one is a tribute to a bike that the owner no longer owns since they got a car. I wanted something springy and elegant:

The Kent Northwoods Springdale feels like a very classic, elegant sort of bike, so I went with an American Saddlebred. These horses have a really distinct, really high head + neck carriage. They've got five different paces, including a special type of pace called the 'rack', and they're shown both saddle-seat and in halters around the ring! It felt like the right vibe. This one has a simple halter and a show cinch on. I hope you're happy with it!

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Downloaded siege to play with my friends, and, uh. The WOMEN. HELLO????

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I think I figured out a sort of fucked up anatomy style for these things

Random dinosaur kinda creature, probably lives a semi-aquatic lifestyle, maybe swamps and lakes, sometimes rivers.

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Watched Jurassic World Rebirth, so have a Mutadon

It was DEFINITELY the best JW movie, I swear it has the most dinosaurs-

It made me cry like 3 times because it was so beautiful

watched it with @ajattari

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@ajattari @ghostly-slut @crestedpigeons @the-noi-dessert-baker @draconicsnail @fish-popsicle @gunshots4

tagging because Im pretty proud of this one

This is a reminder to give your pets as much love and attention as possible, as you might never know when they might be gone.

Remember:

They might not be your entire world, but YOU are THEIR entire world