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ian cooks excellently and extravagantly but for fun, and when hes not in the mood its microwave meals all the way. ellie cooks staples very well. simple but gorgeous. the most addictive lasagna you'll ever see. and alan??? alan can cook well when he has a detailed recipe and if he doesn't get The Sensory Ick while doing it

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autistic coded alan and adhd coded ian and ellie are something that can be so personal-

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dr mccoy in fluffy ass pyjamas

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music tastes : ellie is abba, allen is elton john, and ian is fleetwood mac

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alan grant,,,,, new projection character?

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someone physically restrain me from beginning a long ass fic where i take the classic "we're stuck on the dinosaur island" jurassic park trope but its just sattler malcom and grant and its a slow burn romance

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ive hidden my jurassic park obsession from yall for long enough,,,,,, im adding dr allen grant, dr ian malcom, and dr ellie sattler to the ever growing list

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summer break is in full swing you lnow what that means? sherlock obsession revival, which means dr watson thoughts. we're starting with bbc sherlock so buckle up because i am b a c k

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aight its been a hot second but i saw spiderman no way home and have two new additions to the bi doctors, namely norman osborn and otto octavious

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mulder : hey, can you use that stingy stuff the doctors use before stitching me up, or is that dangerous for you?

scully : mulder, it' 'antiseptic', not 'anti-sceptic'

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disappointed in scully's utter conviction the ship she saw was alien ngl

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i think that when scully isn't emotionally compromised, she prefers being the big spoon.

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manifesting queer jean milburn in s3

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scully falls asleep easily and deeply. she also loves throw blankets - because she uses them all the time. mulder has, on several occasions, had a heart attack upon entering her apartment with a key and not seeing or hearing her anywhere. she simply fell asleep under a pile of blankets while watching tv.

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syzygy scully vibes

https://open.spotify.com/track/3NDPcoeno6oasqi6Hs75Ax?si=u-_vT6DlSgWLraaoWJ9Dyg

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no more mobile phones only This thank yew 

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doctor : we could take some amniotic fluid and run tests if youd like

me : isnt that,,,, really fucking risky??? especially in the first trimester???????

scully : yes please

me : ok ig not

[procedure happens]

doctor : now i know you dont need me to tell you this but you need to take it easy for a while. the sac is liable to burst, especially at such an early stage

me : i fuckin- i knEW IT. at least she looks like shes paying attention to the advice. shes lying down, its fine, baby will be FINE

scully : [immediately gets out of bed and starts bending over and shit{

me : babe

scully : [practicaly lifts a pregnant woman off the table]

me, shaking with Nerves : babe no

scully : [escapes from the hospital which is decidedly Not Taking It Easy]

me, now crying a little : scully, babe, please stop

scully : [gets into a fucking TUSSLE with TWO MEN TWICE HER DAMN SIZE AND GETS FUCKING INJECTED WITH SOME SEDATIVE SHIT THAT WE DONT KNOW IF ITS SAFE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN OR NOT]

me, loosing my mind : well fuck baby is dead baby is dead as a DOORNAIL after surviving several bouts of physical violence, baby was weakened then beat up agAIN and is now fucking DEAD

scully : [wakes up ok with the baby fine and healthy]

me : ,,,,i mean im GLAD but how the fuck-