theionicwoman

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Netflix and knit. Reblog if you agree.

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Help me find a penpal!

So I’m learning German and I love getting post, so i thought hey let’s mix the two and it could be pretty fun!

I’m looking for a native German speaker to help me learn - I’ve only been learning for a year (but it’s been at a pretty intensive level - I’ve been kinda reading Harry Potter in German to give you an idea of my level). I’m 19, so preferably someone lovely who is around that age!

Also, if there’s someone who wants to learn English, then I’d be happy to be a penpal to them too! (... I’m English) I think that’s a good way of doing things - someone helps you and you pass it on to help someone else.

Some stuff about me: I like knitting and hiking and reading and Shonda Rhimes and I’m studying Chemistry... and I have big hair and an accent like I’m on the BBC. 

So yeah if you want a penpal, message me... if you know someone, let them know, if not share i guess??? idk let’s see what this website can do

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New Buzzfeed Quiz

We can guess your favourite animal based on one question. Take the Quiz. Q: what is your favourite animal?

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Today I fight the patriarchy. I mean, I do this every day. But today I'm continuing to work on my super secret super exciting feminist project and you guys it's gonna be so good get hyped

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I found a tool that let’s you figure out whether men are dominating the conversation or not.

Seriously that’s all it does.  I’m feeling cheeky today, so I thought I’d share.

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I’m reading Harry Potter in German and I’ve only read one page but I freakin LOVE this language. I loooove compound words  (because they are basically how I speak English when I forget the real words which is often). Eg ‘geheimnisvolle’ is mysterious, or literally(ish) ‘full of secrets’ and I just think stuff like that is really cool.

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All you British folk, please register to vote asap if you haven't already! In 2015 more 18-25 yos did not vote than did. If we all vote, we can make a huge difference!

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LOOK it’s not my fault i have a small butt okay all the volume it was supposed to have went to my hair so it’s very unfair to complain that my butt is too bony for me to sit on you

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Shout out to Livi, the american who has brought sunshine, laughs and so much support into my life this year. I'm going to miss her like heck for the next four months... We live together and have the same classes so we've been literally spending our entire lives together and tonight is our last night as flatmates. Livi love you forever and also always xx

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It all started with a hummous, salsa and guacamole sandwich

I called it fusion cooking. My American called it a disgrace to humankind. The salsa war had begun. Next I had no tin of tomatoes, so I put salsa in my soup. She cried and begged me to stop. But I could not be stopped. Today I put salsa in my chicken curry. Who knows how she'll react. Who knows what I'll do next...

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I watched The Princess Bride with some scrud (my friend) the other day and she said she prefers Adam Sandler movies because this one was crap? Like??? What??????

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My lil 'merican sass queen: *is talking some nonsense about Mexican eggs or something idk* Me: *is lost in intellectual thoughts* Her: ugh you never LISTEN TO ME! Me: ... I was just thinking the line that butts make is like a cats mouth Her: ... Your thoughts are so strange. I'd never have that thought. Me: too true not everyone can have such a brilliant mind

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Today I learned that Americans say "fillay" instead of fillet and oh my goodness it's hilarious and my personal American was just like "pretentious, moi?"

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Shout out to @inthegutterseeingstars for being the star of my blog. Babe you are beautiful inside and out and I will treasure you forever and always

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The American sass queen: babe look at these cute bunnies with pom-pom hats Me: I totally should knit some bunny hats Her: yes. The world is your oyster Me: I should knit and OYSTER JUMPER Her: Me: Her: Me: Her: freakin DO IT BABE

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The American Dreamboat: I am aware of sadness. Never experienced it myself though. And I sometimes confuse it with constipation