#flatmate

[thewater]

i am sick and tired of people being mad at me when i adhere to plans that they made with or without them.

yesterday, my flatmate told me that we could go to pick my headphones up from a friend at 12:20, and then go to the mall, and then i would be back home before i had to go to work at 4. if we all went, we would drive, so the commute to and from the mall would only be 20 minutes each way.

but this flatmate has a terrible terrible habit of agreeing to do things and then just,,, not doing them. so i thought i would create a backup plan that involved public transport. the public transport is 50 minutes each way.

i was ready to leave. she was still in bed. so i left. i picked up my headphones. and went to the mall. shopped. got a muffin. and now i’m on the bus back home. and she just texted me “girl you just bussed past me what the fuck are you doing”

what am I doing ??? what we agreed to girl ???? j couldn’t wait any longer for them!! i knew i needed to allow time to get home and get ready ti go to work.

why is she allowed to be mad at me ??????

[haley-harrison]

Weird roommate habits

I know it's rich for anyone on this webbed site to call others weird, but I'm genuinely baffled and I need potential explanations, if anyone can think of any. 😂

1.) She buys fruit (apples, oranges, etc), then leaves the bag she bought them in ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE FRIDGE. Only a few hours later does she put it in the fridge.

- is it really that hard to open the fridge door immediately?

- does she get distracted and just put groceries ON THE FLOOR?

- how has she not accidentally stepped on that shit by now?

- (not even gonna comment how fruit doesn't need to be refrigerated)

2.) She'll open a yogurt, eat like half, and put it in the fridge. The next day, she does the same thing with a different cup of the same plain yogurt. Four days in, there are four opened yogurts, with their respective spoons, on the fridge door. I'm flabbergasted. Can't even say she forgets about the opened yogurt because it's literally next to the unopened ones. Wtf?

There's some other stuff that I don't have time to type, for now I'd just like to know the answers to this mystery.

I wanna study her in a lab, stg.

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, sprinting into Jason’s room, sticking in all directions, looking around with wide eyes.

Jason, on his bed reading a book: What the fuck are you doing?

Tim, quickly looking behind him and back at Jason’s bed: If he asks I’m not here.

Jason: What?

Tim, sprinting so fast he trips back and slides under semi under Jason’s bed. He doesn’t quite make it all the way through, instead having to awkwardly shuffle under: I’m. Not. Here.

Jason: What the fuck.

Dick, dressed in a suit but with a long worm-on-a-string around his neck: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

Jason, immediately pointing under the bed.

Dick, grabs something and yanking it out: FUCKER. WHERE ARE MY TIES.

Tim, already struggling: YOU GAVE ME PEPSI. I ASKED FOR COKE.

Dick: I HAVE A MEETING TODAY.

Tim: SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER BITCH.

Jason, turns another page.

[vsrt]

Flatmates AU

[pierog]

[rantingintothevoidwastaken]

My housemate just blew up on me over something so insignificant out of nowhere and I don’t understand how he can go from talking with me about guitar to blowing up over not doing chores (chores I absolutely WAS doing) in like three days. I haven’t interacted with him at all since then. I spent all day biking across town and volunteering for a food bank, and the next sentence out of this fuckers most after hearing me say that was “you don’t contribute anything to society”. What fucking crawled up his ass and died? Did his ears break?

[themanlylobster]

I swear i have read the series, i promise i can depict the characters properly...

[tyquu]

Tried out watercolours

[loveorre]

and who is this silly billy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[alasroundrock]

This quote has been living rent free in my head thanks to my housemate so I had to make art for it

[certainlyathrill]

part 2 of this !

[repmet]

[insp] [Alex]

Prince Henry of Edinburgh is accurate to the movie don't @ me